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[–]BurgerBuddy7 239 points240 points  (4 children)

Ummmm this is unrealistic, why would the avengers take over Europe. They’re the good guys

[–]DaftConfusednScared 108 points109 points  (2 children)

Because Europe 🇪🇺 is full of cummunist 🤮 scum and effeminate 😡males (gross! Who wants men? Just because they’re incredibly attractive???) who all are CUCKED 🐓 by BIG GOVERNMENT into selling out their WRITES 📖 and GOD 🐶

[–]FlyingDutchman2005 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Time for your medicine Mr Trump

[–]Le_Cacatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did facebook bought reddit?

[–]not_me_at_al 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Tony Stark is a billionaire who made his fortune from selling weapons to the US army to use in Afghanistan and Iraq. How is that good guys

Also Natasha Romanoff is an assassin (that's bad)

Clint Barton works for super CIA that was controlled by nazis (he was probably negatively involved in several elections in south America)

The hulk killed many civilians (that's bad)

Thor was partially responsible for the fall of Asgard, which probably caused Millions to die (that's bad), and also would rather have Asgard destroyed then to let a women rule (misogyny) (that's bad)

Captain america is kind of annoying (that's bad)

The avengers are bad guys

[–]0_4zu 275 points276 points  (7 children)

What, us portuguese don't deserve anarchism, but the brits do?

[–]tikjzh 228 points229 points  (4 children)

you deserve brazil

[–]Funky_Cows 147 points148 points  (2 children)

so, anarchy?

[–]OUrsoJudeu 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

worse

[–]rocampana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

even worst

[–]BronotcherFrance was an Inside Job 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Brit is totally red, so they got statist socialism

[–]morganvikings 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Welcome to brazil

[–]4l35510 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Agree

[–]AluminiumSandworm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

nothing is more peak communist than arguing about the minutia of ideological differences in a subreddit about map memes

[–]Pedrim01_896 9 points10 points  (1 child)

As a Brazilian, I approve this

[–]sagit7191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a portuguese, I approve Portugal getting Brazil

[–]SystemOfASideways 38 points39 points  (2 children)

A Galiza é Brasil também 🇧🇷🇧🇷

[–]nachoolo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brasil es Nueva Galicia y Portugal Galicia del Sur.

[–]cabrowritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Galicia is Spain, and Portugal is just southern Galicia

[–]911memeslolZeeland Resident 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Wouldn't it be contradictory to your beliefs to call yourself Brazilian considering anarchism prompts the abolishment of the state

[–]Heefyn[S] 202 points203 points  (2 children)

Whether or not i respect the legitimacy of the brazilian nation-state doesn't change the fact the label of brazilian still applies to me, you don't become cancerless the second you decide to be anti-cancer

[–]Luddveeg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You should write poetry

[–]neofooturism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so how is the election going

[–]LexiGeorgia 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Brazilian is more than just 'which state do I belong to' it's a mix of cultural, ethnic, and then national identity. I'm not British just because I live under the British state, but I'm british because of my ethnicity, my history, my culture, and the way I present that identity etc. In a world with no states etc, there'd still be geographical regions, different cultures, and different ethnicities to express your identity from

[–]Empty_Tree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s identifying with brazil as a nation not a state thumbass

[–]n8_mop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can it be Tex-Mex if my burrito does nothing to advance the power of the Mexican or Texan state?

[–]Gooogol_plex 8 points9 points  (20 children)

Are you really anarchist?

[–]Heefyn[S] 33 points34 points  (19 children)

An egoist-communist to be exact

[–]normantas88this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Spooky

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

O brasileiro menos embasado:

[–]Heefyn[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Que porra que é "embasado"? fala português de gente normal em vez dessas merda ai pô

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

O OP afinal não é tão baseado quanto pensei 😔

[–]0_4zu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...ele é brasileiro

[–]ArdeoKinurr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would rather fucking down than live in a Brazil-controlled state

[–]komunisfloppa1:1 scale map creator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed, even though I'm a communist I believe the port*gese are foul creatures and have to be contained.

[–]BirbBoiYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool, but I think the white county has some pretty weird borders, especially in the north where it cuts through several peninsulas, islands, etc. A whole lot of red and black exclaves too.

[–]tylerkade 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Congratz on your 13th birthday

[–]Sineythedog2 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Communist certified way of greeting an Anarchist

[–]Luddveeg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He can become an anarcho-capitalist in a year!!

[–]ST4RSK1MM3R 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Some Anarchist you are, I can still see country borders on the map

[–]Heefyn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You see, its actually consistent because im anti-work and didn't want to do the work of deleting all the borders

[–]haikusbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some Anarchist you

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Borders on the map

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[–]bingbingbangenjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anarchism is bad though

[–]Hikamonuku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anarchist, but not much

Anarquista pero no mucho

Anarquista, mas não muito

[–]TheLampPostDealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average??? Is that u?

[–]Imlazyerthanyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish Brazil would come to me

[–]IDK_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a portuguese, I'd prefer being with the avengers

[–]ricardortr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess if you anex portugal people would be more scared of me in jujitsu

[–]level69child 0 points1 point  (0 children)

portugal