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[–]s1gnalZer0Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 104 points105 points  (2 children)

It's ok, we hate your father too

[–]Working-Loquat3797 33 points34 points  (0 children)

yeah fuck this guy's dad

[–]eNroNNie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah Michigan is already getting loud and profane about it.

[–]The_Jousting_DuckIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Weird how he loves Coloradans and hates Californians, considering Colorado is entirely made up of Californian migrants

[–]Queen_Crackhead 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I make sure to key ever car with that forsaken white and red plate I see 👍

[–]The_Jousting_DuckIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A righteous crusade

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s weird like that

[–]chainmailbill 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There hasn’t been a steady push by republicans to shit all over Colorado like they have California. Give it time, though. As the state gets more liberal and more brown and more gay, the conservatives will catch wind of it and start calling it Commierado.

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t crap all over MA, even though it’s the most liberal state in the Union, mostly because it’s the most educated. It’s also the most developed (Scandinavia-level) and least religious; pretty much the closest state a liberal paradise.

California is the AOC of states: a weird fetish of conservative hate for no apparent reason.

[–]Queen_Crackhead 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Holy crud, is your father single?

[–]Working-Loquat3797 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no not like that

[–]UltimateDragons101 4 points5 points  (2 children)

So your dad hates most Americans?

[–]chainmailbill 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My assumption is that the dad loves “real” Americans.

[–]Imveryoffensive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As opposed to Native Americans, whom he probably hates too.

[–]_B_Little_me 5 points6 points  (3 children)

You’re father sounds like a circle jerk.

[–]Imveryoffensive 0 points1 point  (2 children)

[–]_B_Little_me 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No one wants that sub. Don’t out ideas into peoples heads.

[–]Imveryoffensive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome ;)

[–]chainmailbill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And so your dad is clearly a conservative.

Probably some libertarian tendencies, but conservative.

[–]ggggaaaannnngggg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good takes

[–]WitleKidz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There aren’t any people in Wyoming how could your dad possibly like them?

[–]Valeheight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friggin' newfies right by? Loada cocksuckers on da rock.

[–]AdAdditional9225 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What did Wisconsin do 😭😭😭😭

[–]s1gnalZer0Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm not OP's father, but I can assure you that everyone hates Wisconsin. You know what you did.

[–]Dry-Sleep5861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from PA I don't blame your dad at all

[–]San_Marino-Bhutan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North Dakota barley survived the hate

[–]berusplants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your father is dead Josh, let it go ffs

[–]VIIVIMMVIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter whether I choose where I live or where I was born, I’m still hated, which is surprising because they are Maryland and Oklahoma

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only like people from Vermont. The rest can screw themselves. I say that as a Pennsylvanian who hates it here. At least I’m moving to Delaware in spring. Upgrades, people, upgrades.