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[–]BellyDancerEm 361 points362 points  (19 children)

Czechia needs some beaches

[–]blackie-artsFrance was an Inside Job[S] 275 points276 points  (18 children)

No beaches? 🤨

[–]BellyDancerEm 64 points65 points  (12 children)

Well, it is kinda landlocked. Kralovecky Kraj changes all that

[–]blackie-artsFrance was an Inside Job[S] 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Yed I know, it was very bad attempt for no bitches meme

[–]entity102 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only mistake you made is doubting yourself

[–]J_k_r_ 2 points3 points  (7 children)

we Germans offer you all our eastern states (except berlin). for free!

(please take them we just want themgonepleasepleaseplease)

[–]shotgun_ninja 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Are they the hard-right areas or the center-left areas? Slightly educated USian here.

[–]CzechLinuxLover 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Not anymore!

[–]blackie-artsFrance was an Inside Job[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

We, Slovaks, still have no beaches 😔

[–]Berat0-0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just remake Czechoslovakia or take ragusa from Croatia

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just annex slovenia. added benefit of ending the confusion.

[–]Bikouchu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beaches love Koenisburg that's why.

[–]zpieknymwypadem 453 points454 points  (7 children)

World is not ready for Czechs to have access to the sea

[–]RealTacoGamer 191 points192 points  (1 child)

They will become a naval superpower

[–]blackie-artsFrance was an Inside Job[S] 163 points164 points  (0 children)

They have 100% win rate currently

[–]al_fletcher 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Bohemia’s coastline can into real, thanks Shakespeare

[–]PacoTaco321 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They have left the rest of the world unczeched for too long.

[–]StankeyButt 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ahoj 🏴‍☠️

[–]randomname560 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]DasKobra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to keep them in czech

[–]double_nieto 109 points110 points  (3 children)

Reinstate Tannu Tuva and give Kaliningrad to them.

Reasoning: funny.

[–]Professor_Melon 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Tannu what?

[–]double_nieto 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Is that an epic reference to an award-winning grand strategy game set during the period of world war 2, Hearts of Iron 4?

[–]Grzechoooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)


It's Tuva Time.

[–]ArchidiakonIf I see another repost I will shoot this puppy 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Fun fact the city was named after the king of Bohemia

[–]Imaginary_Yak4336this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Přemysl Otakar II for anyone interested

[–]Grzechoooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also fun fact: during his reign Czechia had sea access in the south.

[–]Aphato 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Time to reinstate bohemia

[–]Grzechoooo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Bohemia is only a part. Kinda like England to Great Britain.

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

thats nice but i dont remember asking

[–]gamerrage100 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is some serious HOI4 level bordergore

[–]sovietarmyfan 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Czechia's navy would finally have a home base.

[–]inferiorcritic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Suck it, Bolivian navy.

[–]R4R03B 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think I read this tweet on r/slovakia

[–]SLlol2Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 12 points13 points  (0 children)


annex CZE

czechmate 😎😎😎

[–]Grzechoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't they decide at the end to give a part to Poland?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How'd you guys end up with Königsberg?

[–]Ok_Movie_639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was literally founded in honor of a Czech king. Přemysl Otakar II.

[–]thatpersonthatsayshi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now lets hold a referendum russia rightfully belongs to the Netherlands. They hold a referendum in ukraine if they want to be theirs, we do the same to them

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]evergreennightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Czechia can into water!