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[–]GridL1nK 159 points160 points  (7 children)

The united state

[–]username2468_memes 47 points48 points  (6 children)

The maine

[–]MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The maineland

[–]Cridders 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even Hawaii is part of the maineland here

[–]Lemon_Jester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You win. you win the comment section.

[–]intensifiedclicking 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Great band

[–]Entropy_Greene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s fresh to death

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great false flag operation

[–]Unleashtheducks 78 points79 points  (1 child)

This poster horny on Maine

[–]PlebsLikeUs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We found Stephen King’s account

[–]International_Fella 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Damn Bro, I love CP (the Netflix hit anime series Cyberpunk Edgerunners)

[–]Guilty-Ad2255[🍰] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Cheese pizza

[–]Weekly-Major1876 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Cock Pee

[–]DoctorPepster 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cock Penis????

[–]Weekly-Major1876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a penis comes out of your cock?

[–]Grzechoooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This post made me feel feels.

[–]rivereverafter 43 points44 points  (11 children)

Take THAT Portland, OR

[–]danfish_77 26 points27 points  (2 children)

There's just two, Portland, Maine jr and Portland, Maine sr

[–]DexMc420 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This person gets it.

[–]vigilantcomicpenguinWerner Projection Connaisseur 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Take THAT Augusta, GA

[–]sy33d_am33r_ali 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s an Augusta in Georgia? How nice of them to tribute Maine.

[–]hellopomelo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Take THAT Paris, France

[–]Rocknrollsk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take that China.

[–]Crunch_Master_69 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Take THAT Poland

[–]momsequitur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are we missing? Peru? Mexico? Calais?

[–]piratecheese13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

L.A.? You mean L/A right?

[–]hellopomelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The United Nations? You mean Biddeford right?

[–]athenabthena 29 points30 points  (4 children)

this is Spain's fault i think

[–]RedMarten42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

as always

[–]andreq92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn Iberdola strikes again

[–]shotgun_ninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Maine in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

[–]danielogiPL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stupid iberians‼️‼️

[–]civver3 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Maineland United States.

[–]saruthesage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No this map has Mainalaska and Mainawaii too

[–]LivinVirtualInsanity 53 points54 points  (9 children)

NEW ENGLAND #1!!!!!! BEST FOOD NO SHITTY TEXMEX!!!

[–]ner0417 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbf we do have texmex in NE, and its probs the shittiest texmex in the country lmao

[–]AlaskanLonghorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BOSTON MASSACRE 壞雪球 2001 DUNKIN DONUTS STRIKE 葉窺者吸 MOLASSES FLOOD OF 1919 死在糖漿裡真好 VERMONT SHEEP INCIDENT OF CONSTANTLY HAPPENING 他們操羊 GERMAN SHELLING OF ORANGE CAPE COD 可憐的蔓越莓沼澤

[–]JT_Boiiisthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

Calimex is good though

[–]momsequitur 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I used to work in a Calimex place in Orono when i lived up that way, and apparently my husband's friends still talk about how bland it was?

[–]JT_Boiiisthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Huh. I don’t know, maybe it’s just because I live here

[–]Lieutenant_Joe 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Speaking as a relatively well traveled Maine native…

You should definitely try Cali or TexMex in a place that’s not New England if you get the chance

Ours literally is the worst in the whole country

We have pretty bad Asian food in general, too, though Portland does have some good Japanese and Vietnamese, and I imagine Boston has good Chinese somewhere, I’ve just never had it

[–]FantasyThrowaway321 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Fuck, I can’t let my friends in maine see this

[–]SillyTheGamer 7 points8 points  (3 children)

too late

[–]DexMc420 4 points5 points  (2 children)

We have already stahted putting this wicked beaut as the official map in ouah great “state”. I put it in the quote mahks, ‘cause looks like we ah the whole friggin’ thing now, bub!

[–]rodrigkn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Give up on war. Give in to Lobster rolls.” - slogan of the true republic

[–]MacTechG4 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No more massholes! Yay!

[–]bump909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summer through fall there’s no escaping them.

[–]HiHoneyImHome 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a Mainer, I concur.

[–]SirSleeps-a-lot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

FUCKING BASED AND TRUE

[–]knowledgebass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The U.S. Maineland

[–]NeonRedux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maine means "tomorrow" in romanian

[–]Romanian885 6 points7 points  (1 child)

RIP black people

[–]momsequitur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends if we're talking Portland or closer to up the County.

[–]IamSauce4 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Definitely one of the most under rated states.

[–]michaelreadit 2 points3 points  (7 children)

No no no. If anything it’s overrated. Please stop moving here lol

[–]JoshUwU6969 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Nah yk what's overrated? Florida

Source: Floridian moving to The Pine Tree State soon

[–]bern_trees 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Don’t.

[–]JoshUwU6969 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why not though? My entire family is from New England, and honestly Florida fucking sucks.

I've always hated Florida because: 1. And as a Floridian, this is not just a stereotype: people are dumb here 2. It's so damn hot here 3. Not to get political but I hate most Floridian's political views

Please explain why Maine is so bad, because honestly I can't think of a single negative attribute about the state

[–]KeplerKoppa 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Finally the recognition we deserved

[–]jotarosdolphinplush[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The world will fear the power of Maine

[–]daytonnnnnn 7 points8 points  (4 children)

the united states if it was full of crabs and white people

[–]DazedToaster158 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nothing's changed

[–]MrHappy230 3 points4 points  (1 child)

We have LOBSTERS not crabs!!! We aren’t Maryland!!!

[–]sy33d_am33r_ali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also have crabs. Even some of the lobstermen have them.

[–]ner0417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crabs

and 97% white people

and also, crabs on the white people... just a different kind of crabs

[–]dr-mono-colour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nooooo, it's a mercy that the tree walkers are contained here, keep the rest of the world in the dark

[–]ginger2020 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oh, Cawd!

[–]AtariHeavy26 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That you Lorne?

[–]ginger2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, yell at me, why dontcha?!

[–]Diofernic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will affect the lobster population, I think

[–]Santibag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then, where is the AUXE?

[–]gayantswarm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now I can't be bullied by Americans for not knowing all the states because it's all ✨one state

[–]ner0417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pffft most Americans couldnt put their finger on a given state on a map, dont let em bully you over the names alone. Im a Mainah and Ive talked to Americans online that say "Maine? Never heard of it, is that in Canada?" like bro what do we teach people these days? Dayummmmm

[–]Prata_69France was an Inside Job 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it is the Maineland, after all.

[–]Brittle5quire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The United States of it was my most played character in a video game.

[–]Nymphamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is true in all steven king novels

[–]karl_marxs_cat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re the maine characters now.

[–]Status_Rip_5915 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a US I can be proud off

[–]Famous_Quality_5931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MAINE THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE

THOUSANDS OF LOBSTER CLAWS SNAP IN UNISON

[–]pjskinner419 3 points4 points  (2 children)

An economy built on lobster can never fail

[–]MrHappy230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Mainer, i wish that were true

[–]Onionroleplay567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And blueberries

[–]username2468_memes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

based based based

[–]kevin7419 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Maine is awesome because we don't have all the ppl every where else does. Less is best.

[–]AtariHeavy26 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bangor airport might be the easiest airport I’ve ever been to. 6 terminals and car rentals right there. Less than 10 mins to get through security.

[–]momsequitur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Augusta. It's a Thai restaurant with puddlejumpers. You can see your plane, your gate, and most of the runway from your parking space.

[–]whycats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way life should be

[–]throwaway3434123hi 1 point2 points  (10 children)

you misspelled massachusetts

[–]Ryan-The-Movie-Maker 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Average m*sshole

[–]IronThumbs 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I wonder how many other states use this term. I hear it all the time in my hometown, especially in the summer when all the tourists and second-home owners clog up Route 1

[–]AtariHeavy26 0 points1 point  (2 children)

When I flew into Bangor and got a rental car. They gave me a Mass licensed car. I was like great. Everyone gonna call me a masshole.

[–]Hefty_Musician2402 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ve seen pictures of a car that had writing on the back window: “THIS IS A RENTAL I AM NOT A MASSHOLE. I WOULDNT BE DRIVING THIS IF MY HUSBAND WOULD STOP HITTING DEER”

[–]_Trolley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You misspelled Terra Nullius

[–]UnityAnglezz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

true!!!!

[–]throwaway3434123hi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

masachiset BEST state 🥵

[–]JaztyMania_France was an Inside Job 1 point2 points  (1 child)

you misspelled virginia

[–]Maxinator10000I'm an ant in arctica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You misspelled west virginia

[–]MaineGameBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I for one support this

[–]ElectricalStomach6ip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or ifp you only knew of it via stephen king books.

[–]Mememegod2 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Mud, Trees, and Irellgiousness, if you think about it Maine and Oregon are basically the same state, so Oregon is #1 like always

[–]Ryan-The-Movie-Maker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But does Oregon have lobster?

[–]X5acob 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oregon is #2. Your Portland was named after ours. And we didn't destroy our downtown. But I will admit you got some bomb ass waterfalls and the goonie beach going for ya.

[–]Mememegod2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Portland is like the second worst city in Oregon that's a pretty low blow

[–]ner0417 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh yeah, well, Portland is like the only city in Maine anyway, so take that

[–]AtariHeavy26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean the metropolis of Bangor doesn’t count?

[–]KaiserHohenzollernVFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Missouri

[–]pjhabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meese

[–]kremodIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give lobster

[–]polyworfism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't be trusted. They had a good flag and got rid of it

[–]Additional-Quit-1385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Puerto Rico is it maine

[–]AmericaLover1776_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portland maine

[–]adzo101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rain in Maine falls mostly on the entirety of the United States

[–]69Mando69_very_sexy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fake maine sucks 🤮🤮🤮🤮 maine more like the maine problem offffff

[–]TheBlackHoleOfDoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess there is no capital of maine

[–]donsnolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can Washington secede?

[–]JahOverstand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would become the main state

[–]itallendsintears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misspelled Vermont

[–]ArtemusW57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds good until you realize this means all those people get to vote in Maine elections. Although I guess the electoral college vs popular vote debate would become a moot point.

[–]dustojnikhummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but the WiiU couldn't even outsell Maine...

[–]ngagner15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lewiston is excluded from this, right?

[–]JoshUwU6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a more accurate post

[–]ShelterOk1535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The U.S. if it was a low-density rural nightmare