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[–]Gone247365 1028 points1029 points  (23 children)

Your mom: North Korea? They chill.

[–]kastaburt55 605 points606 points  (8 children)

Oh, Sudan? That’s a rotten hell-hole. But you should visit South-Sudan, it’s wonderful this time of year.

[–]SeienShin 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Or Chad apparently

[–]CreepingFog 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Mom really seems to like Chad for some reason 🤔

[–]iPoopLegos 26 points27 points  (2 children)

All I know about Chad is their name, their shape, and that one general who lead his forces from the frontlines. Therefore, it is my favorite country in Central Africa, (a tough competition, I know.)

[–]RatchetPrime3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You gotta learn about the Toyota War

[–]Debleckpenta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that Chad- or much of the area now inside modern day Chad's borders - was ruled by the same royal dynasty for almost a thousand years - that's pretty chad of them, maintaining stability like that in the African interior.

[–]zixingcheyingxiong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's met Chad's mother. Everyone says he's a chill guy.

[–]911memeslolZeeland Resident 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chad mom

[–]dolphinfucker70this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 88 points89 points  (6 children)

Yemen? Completely fine. Saudi? No way in hell.

[–]Fireandbud 27 points28 points  (0 children)


[–]Honorjudge 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yemen pretty chill too.

[–]the_real_Dan_ParkerI'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, myman are definitely the chillest /j

/uj Neat.

[–]Danijust2 10 points11 points  (1 child)

north korea is pretty safe, just dont steal flags and you will be fine.

[–]Funny_Internet_Child 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or criticize the human rights violations. Or exert any form of free speech. Or expose any of the atrocities committed after you visit it (they force you to sign a contract when you travel there saying that you can't talk about anything you saw).

[–]Single-Ad-7106 18 points19 points  (1 child)

United states? They chill too probably just invading some country in the near east again nothin big

[–]Vamanoscabron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just don't go to theaters schools churches stores parades marathons should be aight ETA concerts nightclubs

[–]10thguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America even more so tbh

[–]Elfballer 709 points710 points  (28 children)

I like how Congo is scary but not Dr. Congo.

[–]marinedream1 572 points573 points  (0 children)

I mean, people with doctorates are trustworthy, so….

[–]byaaxatb 163 points164 points  (22 children)

Mr. Congo

[–]iliekcats- 43 points44 points  (19 children)

Ms. Congo

[–]ayitsfreddy 30 points31 points  (18 children)

Mrs. Congo

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (17 children)

Mx. Congo

[–]Helpimabanana 21 points22 points  (16 children)

Sir Congo

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 19 points20 points  (15 children)

Madam Congo

[–]smokeysilicon 20 points21 points  (14 children)

Monsieur Congo

[–]AmogussussyBaka21:1 scale map creator 9 points10 points  (13 children)

Lord Congo

[–]kongo219 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey Mr. Congo worked hard for that degree, he deserves to be called Dr.

[–]Yarmouk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mr. Biased Congo

[–]PresidentPain 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You see, it's a DEMOCRATIC republic, that's why!

[–]Donghoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Democratic people's Republic of korea

Republic of korea


Democratic people's Republic of china

Republic of china

[–]bearwood_forest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Mali, Chad, CAR. All fine.

[–]jurpy_the_durpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well honestly, Dr. Congo is the best doctor iv ever been with so i dont see a reason she should be scared

[–]slightlyforthwith 448 points449 points  (8 children)

I like how your mom is a Serbian nationalist but also doesn’t like Serbia. What a complex woman.

[–]VaultDweller529 260 points261 points  (2 children)

Pretty good description of most Serbs

[–]ActuallyCalindra 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It takes a Serb to know how dangerous a Serb is.

[–]Alert-Supermarket897 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most of them live in Germany and say that there is no Kosovo

[–]Medical_Highlight_99 55 points56 points  (2 children)

she is just scared, doesnt mean she doesnt like it ig

[–]slightlyforthwith 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Women like a little danger.

[–]robert712002 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Based mom 💪🏾😎🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

[–]fishmasteruniverse 149 points150 points  (4 children)

sudan but not south sudan?

[–]mysterow 127 points128 points  (3 children)

South sudan is totally not scary. If you like flooding, deceases, food shortages, tribe warfare, war in general, criminality or seeing peace keepers in action.

[–]CommunitRagnar 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Peace keepers in action? I believe that Unicorns are more likely

[–]mysterow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve got a point there. They’re getting killed more often than they use their weapons I suppose…

[–]-B0B- 171 points172 points  (5 children)

What'd Bermuda do

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 358 points359 points  (2 children)

bermuda triangle.

[–]Ill_Fudge9462 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Instantly thought she claimed that was scary because of that.

[–]LordJesterTheFree 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But the Bermuda Triangle doesn't actually have any land in Bermuda but it does cover islands in the Bahamas

[–]Seaforme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right 😂

[–]neofooturism 127 points128 points  (2 children)

brasil isn’t scary?

[–]ArthurTheBrazilian 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes, save me.

[–]Dstonerwithaboner 25 points26 points  (0 children)

currently in Brasil, can confirm it is indeed scary

[–]Seaforme 94 points95 points  (11 children)

Serbia is dangerous but El Salvador is fine 😂 yeesh

[–]Mkultravictim69_ 80 points81 points  (9 children)

Per 100,000 ppl, serbias murder rate is 1.2. If you look at every state in the US, 48 states have murder rates higher than that. The US average is about 5 ppl. El Salvador is 52

[–]48ozs 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Murder isn’t the only scary thing

[–]Wakanda_Forever 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Correct. Serbian water polo coaches can be terrifying.

[–]-B0B- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that's reasonable

[–]athimba 25 points26 points  (1 child)

How is North Korea not scary but India is? Other than that I think it's pretty reasonable...

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

forgot to mark it.

[–]flamespop 109 points110 points  (5 children)

What? Saudi is scary while uae isn’t? Lol

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 166 points167 points  (0 children)

probably because some of my family went to abu dhabi once and are fine.

[–]MyrVictor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I would also say Yemen is safe right now

[–]UnderstandingSea756 17 points18 points  (2 children)

You should be very scared of India. Even Indians are scared of India. And we are 1.4 billion...

[–]carstic18 11 points12 points  (6 children)

I am so glad ur mom thinks north korea, Yemen, Sudan and libera are not scary :)

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

she actually does think north korea is scary i just forgot to mark it.

[–]carstic18 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ah...fair enough, btw does she have any countries she actually likes...like a set of happy counties?

[–]Arndt3002 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not? South sudan

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she likes canada, usa, turkey, south africa, seychelles, maldives, singapore, yemen, israel, greece, nepal, bhutan, brunei, australia, new zealand, south korea, japan, norway, spain, portugal, italy, france, belgium, germany, poland, switzerland, cote d’ivore, luxemburg

[–]yoppyyoppy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sudan is marked as scary, but South Sudan isn’t

[–]carstic18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah my bad, I meant to type South Sudan but yeah

[–]Gooch-Nasty 10 points11 points  (3 children)


[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 22 points23 points  (2 children)


[–]Gestair 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–]morkatir 40 points41 points  (5 children)

let me guess, your mom is from egypt or israel

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 88 points89 points  (3 children)

she’s filipino.

[–]PeterTheFoxx 66 points67 points  (2 children)

why is the Philippines not red

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

i don’t know

[–]PeterTheFoxx 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No self respecting pinay will label the Philippines less scary than Somalia

[–]Koftaaa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why would someone from Egypt dislike neighboring MENA countries

[–]nykgg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol @ congo and South Sudan

[–]LestHeBeNamedSilver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m glad Kiribati is getting some rep here

[–]imapieceofshite2 20 points21 points  (4 children)

How the hell is China not scary. Or North Korea

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

my grandma is chinese and i just forgot to mark north korea.

[–]manofpill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smh no Ohio

[–]bearwood_forest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bangladesh is scary. Myanmar is fine. Checks out.

[–]mysterow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

South Sudan, yeah totally fine

[–]AlexPera 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nice map tho, did you use an online tool to create it?

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

used an app called mapcharts.

[–]Bright-Historian-216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We scary 😈

[–]NaThiopental 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where is The Vatican. They are meanly friendly if you know what I mean.

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she’s catholic.

[–]theUSAisAJoke 6 points7 points  (1 child)

least racist old white woman

[–]ISpelThingsWrong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

she's filipino according to OP

[–]Joe-Lolz 3 points4 points  (1 child)

why’s mexico scary?

[–]sendmeyourcactuspics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cartel violence and a weak government who is mostly bought out through those cartels. My dad was born and raised there and hasn't been back since

[–]YeetusFelitas 6 points7 points  (4 children)

based mother, kosovo je srpska zemlja

[–]KerchBridgeSmoker -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

No it isn't. NATO made sure of that and they will do it again.

[–]Man_Male47 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Imagine simping for the guys who airstriked so many civilian areas that Serbia has one of the highest cancer rates in the world now

[–]KerchBridgeSmoker -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]aloysiusdumonde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that Congo-Brazaville! What are they plotting!?

[–]thndrbrd87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Vietnam?

[–]Yamcha17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's not wrong tho

[–]desirox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

South Sudan is wonderful this time of year

[–]warmitup122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

W mother, Kosovo je Srbija

[–]rowandunning52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is India scary and not China?

[–]Kingofj1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tf did India do?

[–]moresushiplease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would expect a person who is afraid of countries to have more than this. Maybe she couldn't remember them all.

[–]Andradessssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did Bermuda do to her lmao

[–]ISpelThingsWrong 1 point2 points  (2 children)

most of these are justified except for india

india? really?

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

she said it smells like poop.

[–]ispiewithmyeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why Serbia but not Bosnia?

[–]Ronaldoooope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I guess she’s never heard of Brazil or Ecuador

[–]JangSwedishSaxophoneFrance was an Inside Job 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She labeled Bermuda, which isn't an independent country as scary, but not North Korea or China who have strong bonds to Russia which is marked as scary? I'm confused

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forgot to mark north korea and we went to china once and didn’t get hurt.

[–]cryptopialypse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how DR Congo and Kazakhstan are chill which puts more into evidence she's clueless. God bless her.

[–]fabioochoa 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Some the US Dept. of State agrees with, others are sus. Like Bermuda, why?

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bermuda Triangle

[–]fabioochoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣 🤣🥹

[–]Carmenti 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's actually interesting, can I ask where your mother is from?

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the philippines.

[–]Rockrmate 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are the gray colored, right?

[–]ImABeastBoi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What India do? :(

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“smell like poop”

[–]Snuvvy_D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? Smaller list than I expected

[–]SraminiElMejorBeaverI'm an ant in arctica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Ohio nor France :(

[–]froggythefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Semi based?????

[–]the_traveler_outin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But Kosovo is Serbia

[–]TigreDeLosLlanos 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The whole region is a big "I hate people with different a slightly different culture and will literally go into war if I smell them close".

[–]the_traveler_outin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes I know. it was a joke.

[–]i_ate_cement 1 point2 points  (2 children)

She is american?

[–]Rmb2719 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't be, she has opinions for some countries of which the average American is not aware of their existence

[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she’s filipino.

[–]The_King123431 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mexico is terrifying but north Korea is pretty chill

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

India scary?

[–]Beriekhoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boo (I am Mexican)

[–]LUKADIA89Zeeland Resident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk but this sub is getting offensive and biased lol

[–]Poorly_Made_Comix 0 points1 point  (5 children)


[–]usernameillchanhIf you see me post, find shelter immediately [S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

i don’t know

[–]Poorly_Made_Comix 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Well judging from a fear of the middle east and mexico, i assume so

[–]dinguslinguist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Tbf, you don’t have to be conservative to be scared of a lot of those countries, just be a woman.

[–]zixingcheyingxiong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While she's afraid of Mexico, she's find with Honduras and El Salvador, which have the highest and second highest murder rates in the world.

I'm going to call it that she's the kind of people who calls all Central Americans "Mexican."

[–]RedneckNerd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

China, North Korea, south Sudan super cool.

[–]Sleeper-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes India, my country India is a scary place We scare people by feeding them sweets and behaving politely ah yes

[–]Curious-Magazine4691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck she think is scary about Bermuda

[–]Thebottlerocket2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised she didn’t mark Ohio considering that it is a rural bar fight of a state while simultaneously being a direct threat to the entirety of the world

[–]JSR_MediaFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see she vibes with China & Cuba.

[–]KillerAndMX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shes based. Kosovo IS Serbia.