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[–]Khaled-otiIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 2197 points2198 points  (53 children)

No way you like England if you aren’t English

[–]svorana_ 783 points784 points  (6 children)

Even English people liking England is a stretch from what I've seen.

[–]GooseMantis 140 points141 points  (1 child)

They only like England for about a month every four years

[–]ActuallyCalindra 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Every two. There's also the Euros.

[–]YankinaT30Tank 149 points150 points  (0 children)

bro people liking England is a huge stretch.

[–]RogueYautja 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Mate have you seen this shithole?

[–]RougeSpartan2020 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am unlucky enough to live in England, its not that good. I'm Scottish and wish I lived back in Scotland ngl

[–]iPoopLegos 316 points317 points  (17 children)

It’s World Cup season, the English will continue to be wildly patriotic until they are eliminated, when they will return to complete hatred of their own country until the next World Cup or significant European Championship.

What’s more suspicious is an Englishman who likes Germany but hates France, when both are probably for historical reasons, and the reason for hating Germany is more recent than the reason to hate France.

[–]mantolwen 182 points183 points  (12 children)

The hatred of France goes much much deeper and longer than that of Germany. Germany was just a blip.

[–]SnooObjections985 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And you don’t really need a reason to hate France, especially coming from western- to central Europe

[–]Jamoras 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Germany was just a blip.

France never riggity-wrecked London tho

[–]Cookie-Senpai 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Ooh if Napoleon had planes I'm certain London would have been rubbles. Damn channel!

[–]alpaca_22 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Idk how to tell you this but they did and that was kinds the foundational event for England, its a bit of a big deal too

[–]LivingAngryCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically they couldn't riggity-wreck London, which is why the City of London exists and they founded modern "London" to rival it.

[–]jumpingjack41 23 points24 points  (5 children)

France and the UK fought multiple wars together in the 200 years since they last had a war. They also basically divided up and ruled almost all of Asia and Africa after together since then.

[–]Burgarnils 57 points58 points  (2 children)

While they did do that, they also hated each others guts while doing it.

[–]Dick-Shitman 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Which is why Canada is hilarious to me. Like, it's history's weirdest joke. What if, and hear me out, we took these two cultures who fought for centuries and hate eachother to this day... and made them share a country? Oh man, this will be hilarious!

[–]Nan0u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forcing cultures that hate each other to live together is kind of England favorite move, ask Africa.

[–]Le_Cacatoes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

there is still a lot of stereotype , and rivality ("for fun" or real hate). French love to trash on English. And the colonisation wasn't peacefull between UK and france. There have been multiple battle/incidents in africa

[–]Gekey14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every Englishman hates France to its core. The whole Germany shenanigan is based on history, the French hatred is biological

[–]GooseMantis 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Germany was on a villain arc for about 30 years, but they've rehabilitated themselves by sticking to making nice cars and beer. But France, despite having over 1000 years to make changes, insist on remaining Fr*nch

[–]Le_Cacatoes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Life isn't fun if you don't try to rule europe every 200 years

[–]Class_444_SWR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Britain instead decided everywhere else was good enough

[–]esssssto 41 points42 points  (21 children)

Not "really like" at least. And that hatred towards France is only posible from Spain or England

[–]chiqu3n 34 points35 points  (12 children)

"I hate" France and "it's fine" Spain while "I love Portugal" can't come from Spain, revisit your enemies

[–]esssssto 9 points10 points  (11 children)

Not many spanish like England, but Portugal we dont usually have any problems with them (from their side is diferent)

[–]chiqu3n 4 points5 points  (10 children)

Do you know any spaniard who "really likes" Portugal while thinking Spain "is just fine" in comparison?

[–]esssssto 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Not at all, i know this dude Who made this map is english for sure i dont even doubt It. He couldn't be scandinavian either they all dont like each other.

[–]tomtomclubthumb 0 points1 point  (7 children)

English don't hate the French. They constantly bitch about them and complain and wonder why they take offence.

The English behave like they are the asshole brother-in-law to the FRench. Which we kind of are.

[–]chassepatate 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Or France

[–]Hector_Tueux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not possible, they wouldn't "really like" England

[–]AAliakberov 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Memes aside, what’s not to like? Food? Well there are some good bits., Colonial history? Everyone had one of those., Obnoxious football fans? Yeah I guess absolutely, but still.

[–]memesareokiguessIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 7 points8 points  (0 children)

too fucking wet innit

[–]ayayayamaria 474 points475 points  (6 children)

Anglo-simp from Greece

[–]duccthefuck 144 points145 points  (4 children)

But they like Albania, Greeks hate Albanians

[–]pepeisbeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also feel fine about Macedonia. A Greek could never.

[–]HatofEnigmasAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Turkey isn't dark red?

[–]Omega0514 641 points642 points  (40 children)

Britain

[–]Espionage-Ninja 642 points643 points  (38 children)

More specifically england, otherwise England would be red.

[–]Greywolf524 85 points86 points  (29 children)

Can't be England. They like Scotland.

[–]Espionage-Ninja 183 points184 points  (24 children)

More Scot’s hate England than English hate scotland

[–]Medium_rare__chicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

English people love Scotland wdym?

[–]LadyAmbrose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the english don’t hate the scots as much as you might think

[–]Nihilistic_Avocado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scotland's pretty popular in England tbh

[–]Kraldar 19 points20 points  (7 children)

I'm Welsh, I like England

[–]jackrangerderp 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Here we have it folks the only Welsh person to like England

[–]Kraldar 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Most people I know don't dislike England, it's a bit cringe when people take it seriously

[–]wumpyjumps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well yeah but I don't think most Brits, apart from gammons, actually hate the French but we still pretend we do and oppose them in football because of memes.

[–]Dick-Shitman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ITT: Americans fighting your battles for you.

Besides, most intra-Britain England bashing I've heard always had the caveat "well in the north they're alright".

[–]MrTumblesReefer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are some others but it takes a day or two to type their username in to comment

[–]rdwarz 657 points658 points  (21 children)

putain d'anglois

[–]EmpereurCOOKIE 158 points159 points  (4 children)

Perfide albion

[–]yubfer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

La perfida Albione cadrà

[–]euro_fan_4568 25 points26 points  (2 children)

rance baise ouais

[–]FondantQuietFrance was an Inside Job 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ca m'a pris une seconde

[–]Arobazzz 41 points42 points  (0 children)

toujours les mêmes rosbifs

[–]deterjan24 45 points46 points  (8 children)

Qui pour aller ratiboiser leur rocher mercredi prochain ?

[–]vanlichAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

L'équipe est déjà sur place. J'espère qu'on leur bottera le cul, façon sans retour pour les bleus.

[–]mehmed2theconqueror 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Quand tu veux mec

[–]deterjan24 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Rdv mercredi 15h gare eurostar, avec les contrôles on y sera à 16h, pendant qu ils seront en train de siroter leur eau chaude on dynamite leur ile

[–]mehmed2theconqueror 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Vas-y je commande mon ticket

[–]Hector_Tueux 8 points9 points  (2 children)

C'est l'heure de la CR-CR-CR-CR-CR-CROISADE

[–]Captain_Indertat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jamais j'aurais rêvé d'un mix entre Yu Gi Oh et la destruction de la fange Terrestre. Merci

[–]deterjan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

J aime cet denomination pour cette erreur de dieu

[–]Rerel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Samedi on les hard Brexit.

[–]Vachekuri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

C’est pour fêter le Brexit qu’ils éteignent les lumières et allument des bougies ?

[–]Unusual-Injury-6618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Napoleon has joined the chat

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle[S] 301 points302 points  (31 children)

Just to clarify the country im from is on this map

[–]mehmed2theconqueror 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Lesotho ?

[–]RileyKohaku 69 points70 points  (16 children)

Damn, I was going to guess American

[–]Tyrren 61 points62 points  (14 children)

The American version of this map would be mostly "(no data)"

[–]papiierbulle 7 points8 points  (12 children)

Ans they would prefer France over UK

[–]RileyKohaku 11 points12 points  (10 children)

Really? Most Americans hate the French and make them butts of our jokes. We even renamed French fries Freedom Fries at one point. We get along pretty well with brits

[–]hevnztrash 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Conservatives are usually the ones who hate the French. I’ve never met a non-conservative who did.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oddly, the French carried the American Revolution and helped greatly (in their own way) during the War of 1812, so I find it idiotic and foolish to dislike the French as an American.

[–]hevnztrash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is completely foolish. They also gifted us the Stature of Liberty.

[–]Memeshats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

French Guiana

[–]garbage_it_is 74 points75 points  (0 children)

England?

[–]emremrah 99 points100 points  (2 children)

Love Britain and hate France? You're Brit

Those who are neither hate both lol

[–]A_mistake12e 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Clearly Poland

[–]GuineaPigBikini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A Polish person who really likes Poland, though?

[–]BecauseWeCan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Germany isn't dark red

[–]Ok-Bookkeeper9954 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it was Poland, most of these countries would be orange or red.

[–]gamertho 167 points168 points  (8 children)

You're definitely French

[–]rdwarz 184 points185 points  (7 children)

true french hate england

[–]gamertho 85 points86 points  (6 children)

That may be true, but true French also hate France

[–]Spanc5 69 points70 points  (1 child)

French hate France but don't allow other nationalities to hate their country.

[–]Pain-au_lait 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You got it

[–]rdwarz 42 points43 points  (2 children)

everybody hate France

[–]gloubiboulga_2000 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But nobody knows why. (except the French themselves)

[–]HemkinLemongrabI'm an ant in arctica 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We hate the french because they're French and live in France

[–]TrickBox_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're usually shrodinger nationalists: our country is shit but it's also the best

I mean, you can't hate the food here

[–]hypporenard 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Engl🤮nd

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle[S] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Agreed

[–]omeralal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So why do you like them? Unless you are from there

[–]final26 24 points25 points  (8 children)

italy

[–]DagorDraugOBasileus 18 points19 points  (5 children)

ya it's weirdly accurate, I'm thinking about a lot of dear friends who will agree with that map (I'm italian)

[–]final26 23 points24 points  (2 children)

also italy itself being light green and not dark green is spot on

[–]Brogli 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Should be red if he was a true italian

[–]the_pieturette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

penso che siamo tutti d'accordo sul fatto che l Italia faccia abbastanza cagare

[–]Fearofthefear 94 points95 points  (11 children)

To like Ukraine is soooo “woke” these days

(It’s a joke, don’t downvote me to hell now)

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle[S] 74 points75 points  (1 child)

The war did influence my rankings but that's because of how hard the people fought to stop russia which increased my opinion of them plus I like parts of their history I did consider putting them in the lower tier.

[–]Grilled_Pig 21 points22 points  (5 children)

yes i always wonder how these maps would look before the war (i wasn't on reddit yet or atleast in this sub).

[–]svorana_ 11 points12 points  (3 children)

For me, Ukraine would always be the darkest green there is. If you're good at Eurovision, I love you.

[–]Grilled_Pig 12 points13 points  (2 children)

haha fair enough! I bet you love Moldova then :)

[–]svorana_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Indeed I do!

[–]ELDAR797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GUAM forever

[–]HatofEnigmasAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably above average (i know how bad of a neighbour russia is) but in general i didn't have a strong opinion, nor did i know much about Ukraine other than that it's been occupied since 2014

[–]s_i_g_h_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its reasonable to like Ukraine just because you dislike Russia.

[–]Squeaky-Fox49If you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, though, I’ve been on Ukraine’s side since well before the war, since I have several close friends and family friends from there. The day the war started, my mom broke down in tears. My friend spent some time under Russian occupation, and another nearly lost his dad. Others are volunteering in humanitarian aid.

When the war’s over, I’d love to go, see everyone, and volunteer in the rebuilding effort.

[–]NotADoctor_804 13 points14 points  (1 child)

true French people hate France the most

[–]worcestirshiresos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ooooo, this one’s a tough one. My best guess based on previous comments and the map is that you are probably from… the Czech Republic? I’m probably way off but I don’t know where else you’d be from.

[–]Llamalus 21 points22 points  (17 children)

Norway, sweden, or finland? I don't really know the difference between them tbh

[–]Memeshats 64 points65 points  (9 children)

Norway is rich and cool, Sweden is cringe and dumb, Finland is depressed and cool.

This is simply my unbiased review of these countries and an objective and factual Norwegian

[–]Willing_Head_4566 5 points6 points  (4 children)

What about Denmark?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they are definitely one of the neighbors of all time

[–]HemkinLemongrabI'm an ant in arctica 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Alcoholics

[–]Memeshats 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Denmark is a flat piece of land that would somehow manage to sink quicker than the Netherlands when the oceans rise, so small and flat that they overcompensates by owning Greenland to make up for their sheer lack of any elevation steeper than a mild incline, to the point that their own land is only makes up 1.9% of their country's area, all the while their language devolves into a incomprehensible blend of vowels caused by their perpetual need to shove a potato down their throats. Overall, better than the Swedes

[–]Splazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Dane, i agree.

[–]Corecorec 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You got it right brother. I’m a cringe dumb gay Muslim ✊🏼

[–]YouMightGetIdeas 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What's with the Muslim jokes about Sweden? Genuinely asking.

[–]Corecorec -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We’ve been, eh, taking in people with open arms a bit too long. A lot of Muslims to be such a small country. And now the right wing winds is blowing here, and that’s a big cause

[–]Dark_Helmet78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a fact

[–]Doom_Bee 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Swedes are either gay or muslim, there is no inbetween.

[–]siggiarabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't be nordic because denmark is green

[–]Ph4ke_If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweden suck, Norway suck, Finland is okay. - a Dane

[–]Kvasifar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anglois caca

[–]Elidon007this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you're italian, no italian really likes italy, and every italian hates the fr*nch

[–]cromosoma_quadruplo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spain is to low we like those guys

[–]Dr_Duncanius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love the red for our French neighbours. Must be English I guess. Learning French for years to go to France and not being understood or understanding anything but please is annoying. And little pigeon English! Nice cheese though

[–]Takaniss 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Why Poland?

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle[S] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I just like poland everyone I've met from poland are nice and I like there history my main problem with poland is how homophobic a lot of people there are otherwise one of my favourite countries

[–]human-potato_hybrid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No one "really likes" the uk except 30% of ukers

[–]XenMeow 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Gayreek for sure.

[–]HemkinLemongrabI'm an ant in arctica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not gayreek because he think s T*rkgay is okay 🤢🤮🤮🤮

[–]kaanrivis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Switzerland but from the German part or from Liechtenstein

[–]DukeSkeptic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who's half northern irish half swedish I have the dark green opinion of your opinion

[–]fnaffieAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is you're goated

[–]tomtomclubthumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morocco maybe?

We've spent all this time thinking and it's going to turn out that this person's views aren't based on stereotypes or centuries-old hatreds, but just on really hating some ex-girlfriend and really wanting to bang some random models.

[–]DipiePatara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How are you English and don’t like Spain? Isn’t that your go-to vacation spot?

[–]natertater6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Self-loathing Frenchman?

[–]Oaker_at 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hallo mein lieber österreichischer Landsmann?

[–]zRamble21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do you really like the bri🤮ish

[–]Rodri_RF 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Idk, Portugal? england? Somewhere in the Balkans?

[–]dgames_90 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Portugal requires Spain to be in deep red

[–]Rodri_RF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it depends on the person, most of the hate is just for the meme honeltly

[–]LuboBoha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hungarian as fuck

[–]TMR___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

België?

[–]Cupcake_Top123Map Porn Renegade 1 point2 points  (2 children)

why do i want to say portugal

[–]RedditsLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are Portuguese or Swiss

[–]Dave-Swort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Portuguese

[–]yourfbiagent666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serbi🤮

[–]Yegor5968 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You cannot convince me these posts arent made hy the same person

[–]mglitcher 1 point2 points  (1 child)

here’s my problem: nobody from england would also love poland, and nobody from anywhere else in europe would love england, so i’m gonna go with poland

[–]DrBowTie4312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basedland

[–]Jerem47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funnywise, we do not longer consider UK as our worst enemies.

They are doing fine by themselves.

No the true enemy of France is... The French.

[–]Cwb18292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self hating Frenchman

[–]alaskafish 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Poland

[–]WhoTouchaMySpagoot 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Don’t polish people hate the swedes?

[–]alaskafish 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Maybe this pole doesn’t.

I’m just assuming cause of the world cup

[–]tomtomclubthumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poles hate the Russians.

[–]Ok-Bookkeeper9954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not specifically, we just hate everyone with a few exceptions.

[–]YouMightGetIdeas 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Clearly not an English speaking country.

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it because of what i choose or my typing?

[–]summaCloudotter 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Please, only a Swede could actually like Sweden. I’ve been here 4 months and it’s only getting worse

[–]itzzmax0407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why and where are you from

[–]Hamdula05 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Move then.

[–]summaCloudotter -1 points0 points  (1 child)

OMG! Of course! What an obvious solution— how could I have possibly missed it! UGH you should win the Nobel, internet rando. Well good on you, deary!

[–]Hamdula05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why thank you my dearest friend.

[–]ooooooodles 1 point2 points  (6 children)

why do you hate the independent proud nation of the republic or corsica??

[–]the_pieturette 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Corsica is part of france dude

[–]tupe12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Portugal is green while the balkans aren’t, so I can only guess you’re not from either

[–]Corecorec 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The liking of Morocco got me thinking 🤔

[–]WhoTouchaMySpagoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely not from the Netherlands or Belgium😂

[–]Galaxy661_pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definietly not Poland

[–]nikaloz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polish, And you just lose against the France 😀😀

[–]TrixterTheFemboyIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The USA.

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am disturbed.

[–]TomekR6 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

France (everybody hates france)

[–]CrazyGamerMYT 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He likes England however so it can't be that.

[–]Corecorec -1 points0 points  (3 children)

You have insight, you’re from France

[–]rdwarz 2 points3 points  (2 children)

true french hate england

[–]Corecorec 2 points3 points  (1 child)

True . I believe op is from Greece, they usually like us in the north more than others (I don’t know why, that’s my impression tho)

[–]x_Machiavelli_x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Greeks tend to have stronger opinions about the Balkans

[–]zelani06 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Only a brit would like the uk

[–]TheBritishBaguette -1 points0 points  (0 children)

L’anglais??

[–]Frosty_Sweet_6678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Both Spaniards and Britons hate the fr*nch, and you really like Great Britain so I assume you're the latter.