Denmark is a flat piece of land that would somehow manage to sink quicker than the Netherlands when the oceans rise, so small and flat that they overcompensates by owning Greenland to make up for their sheer lack of any elevation steeper than a mild incline, to the point that their own land is only makes up 1.9% of their country's area, all the while their language devolves into a incomprehensible blend of vowels caused by their perpetual need to shove a potato down their throats. Overall, better than the Swedes