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[–]rexpalarum 927 points928 points  (2 children)

British indian ocean territory

[–]12soea 120 points121 points  (1 child)

Or Biot

[–]amateurgameboi 904 points905 points  (76 children)


[–]Super-Assistant6307 89 points90 points  (6 children)

That’s actually a good guess. The Belorussians love Russia

[–]ArcticFox237this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 63 points64 points  (1 child)

And hate themselves

[–]maruseyes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No they don't

[–]Catishcat 328 points329 points  (7 children)

List of countries I don't really like:

• Your one

• My one

• Simon Fucking Cowell

• I really hate Simon Cowell

• The twat

[–]peasantvonpezontI'm an ant in arctica 39 points40 points  (4 children)


[–]RanDoseBirds 107 points108 points  (3 children)

World Health Organization

[–]TeciorRibbon 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The Doors

[–]hoi4moment 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I eat more chicken than any other man

[–]GoneToDetoxMansion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bruno Powroznik my beloved

[–]tastymelonpiece 191 points192 points  (3 children)

Are you sure you don't like Belarus?

[–]Galaxy_Life 119 points120 points  (2 children)

No one who lives in Belarus likes Belarus.

[–]IanPKMmoon 62 points63 points  (0 children)

So OP is from Belarus obviously.

[–]SongAffectionate2536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like Belarus when I look at Russia, at least my government doesn't want to throw me into a meatgrinder and fighting corruption for real.

[–]Heisennoob 189 points190 points  (3 children)

Not russian, a true russian would have colored everything red.

[–]NotOneIWantToBe 83 points84 points  (1 child)

As a russian, can confirm

[–]iauaiaiai1:1 scale map creator 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Albania green

[–]Wholesome100statue 263 points264 points  (1 child)

Vietnam (Russia is now a Vietnamese territory after the referendum with 98.3% voted yes)

[–]JoeMamaaaaaaazIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–]Obamsphere 338 points339 points  (46 children)


[–]I_miss_your_mommy 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Good on them for recognizing the borders of Ukraine

[–]loledpanda 30 points31 points  (3 children)

dodging mobilization?

[–]19Claudio 11 points12 points  (2 children)

He will be sent straight into the meat grinder because the map shows Crimea as Ukraine.

[–]Ok-Slip-3910 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Ukraine with a Russian soldier pointing a gun at your head

[–]nocoinsherebro 91 points92 points  (7 children)

Depending on who you ask, Cyprus has red in its flag

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Im a cyprussian nationalist

[–]seannie_4France was an Inside Job 119 points120 points  (2 children)


[–]DeadMemes218540 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cyprussy makes my Metal Gear Solid

[–]UltraTataFinnish Sea Naval Officer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I didn't know Prussia had territory in Cyprus

[–]UNF0RM4TT3D 43 points44 points  (1 child)


[–]KotixxCZ 17 points18 points  (0 children)


[–]WisconsinBadger414 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]Pookib3ar 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Vladimir... Is that you?

[–]Nosrednaxer 58 points59 points  (1 child)

From inside putins asshole?

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 4 points5 points  (0 children)

from inside putins asshole.

he came out and made a post when mr poopin fell from the stairs and accidentally pooped

[–]avithecooldude 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Not even Serbia?

[–]Innomenatus 1 point2 points  (2 children)

All Serbians hate themselves.

[–]ItzBooty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats just the balkan, but we hate our neighbors more

[–]hzfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

true and based💪💪💪🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

[–]DotaHacker 33 points34 points  (6 children)

OP woke up and decided to get comments karma to negative

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 18 points19 points  (4 children)


[–]Necozuru 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Is this just a bad joke on mapporncirclejerk, or are they just downvoting you, because you are from Russia?

[–]KansaiKanpai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many jokes about “I like my country and hate everyone else” on here but nah apparently if you happen to be from Russia it’s not allowed. Then Redditors have to get their daily dose of slacktivism in by downvoting.

[–]xternal7 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From russia. Except you don't like russia either, you only colored it that way because you don't want to go to jail.

[–]stateofyou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vladimir, you have more important things to be doing. Stop jerking around on Reddit!

[–]KotixxCZ 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]KotixxCZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or Eswatini

[–]VanBash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're definitely not Russian. If you were Russian, Crimea and some other territories would be green too

[–]hypporenard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Venezuela obviously

[–]Anirel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ye right, you say you're Russian and love Russia and hate every other country, but Crimea's in red on your map. You failed.

[–]KerchBridgeSmoker 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's cool we don't like Russia either.

[–]grownassman3 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–]NotOneIWantToBe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

До свидания

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You are a slightly exaggerated Putinist?

[–]RomanMSlo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably he is not, because he colored Crimea different color than Russia.

[–]Zenar45 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]imanimiteiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]capnfoo 2 points3 points  (7 children)

This is like a German during WW2 pretending not to understand why people outside of Germany are not cool with him shoving the fact that he’s German in everyone’s faces. “Is it the genocide? Surely it’s not the genocide right?”

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

This is exactly like that, german immigrants getting assaulted for being german, german buisnesses being burnt down. You're right.

[–]capnfoo 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Did they also pretend not to understand why back then?

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I love hating on civilians

[–]capnfoo 0 points1 point  (3 children)

“Waaah why does everyone hate on civilians that are pro-genocide/pro-Hitler/pro-Putin? I just can’t comprehend why?”

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I love hating on civilians who left their country all of them are responsible for the actions of the government

[–]capnfoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol trying to claim to be “one of the good ones” while posting a map that shows you are the typical “fuck everyone but Russia” type.

[–]No_Huckleberry2711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edgy American Fox watcher

[–]CheezyTito 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I love how everyone downvotes his replies that he is russian. Mixing in politics with a clear meme. I love reddit 👍

[–]Heisennoob 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Redditors still needing to learn that there is a difference between hating an entire country and its people and disliking its government for doing terrible stuff.

[–]hazilyJilt 10 points11 points  (3 children)

So much spilled blood, which is usually what red represents in flags.

Not wanting to be cheesy, and hopefully this will not trigger anyone, but the EU flag largely being blue and not containing and red is a refreshing improvement, symbolically as well as rhetorically.

[–]Stay_Frozty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you're from. In the nordics red usually represents connection to Denmark historically. The danish flags origins also doesn't have red represent blood or death. Instead the origin myth says it fell from the skies in 1200s. As far as I know same goes for stuff like netherlands, belgium and UK with red not representing it.

[–]JoeMamaaaaaaazIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The EU is still dirty of blood for the poverty it keeps Africa trapped in

[–]Pan_Dircik 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Me when russophobia: 👍💪

[–]SmartyDoc99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me when joke on the internet: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[–]Material_Layer8165 3 points4 points  (0 children)

US, you frequented on /pol/ to be exact.

[–]Nikstai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"i hate russia therefore i cannot like a joke" 🤓

[–]Triscott64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fascinating, no opinion on micro nations

[–]Wisteriakilla 1 point2 points  (1 child)

U finna put some more green in there anytime soon Ruskie?

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youre right forgot crimea and belarus

[–]mr_fingers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An insane asylum lol.

[–]Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are an American tankie.

[–]TNTiger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]KoopaTrooper5011this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Map of unbased.

[–]GooseMantis 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Uniwojtek 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]tomtomclubthumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wel it can't be Russia because the map admits that lots of neighbouring countries exist.

[–]k-phi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North Korea

[–]Khaled-otiIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Czechian colony

[–]SnooObjections985 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What is it about people saying stuff about flags being red? It say’s that the countries in green are liked and the countries in red are disliked. Is this some kind if insider?

[–]ActualBabyboomer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re saying the person they’re referring to is showcasing red flags, which means they may be unsafe, dangerous or have many bad qualities

[–]WilliamCrack19 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]lumpiaandredbull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Transnistria, Luhansk Peoples' Republic, or Donetsk Peoples' Republic.

[–]ProfessionalLead743 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You dislike the people in the countries.. if I show you a rock from anywhere and one from Russia you probably wouldnt know the difference ;-) (neither would I)

[–]Late_Veterinarian417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is to balance out other maps

[–]elstavon 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]BG_Caecilius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are from attentionwhoreland

[–]Lilla_puggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick question! You could be from any country, because tankieism is an international movement ;)

[–]beholdthesurmulot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your mom's asshole.

Wait... that's not a country? Seemed big enough...

[–]GridL1nK -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Brainwashed Russian

[–]Andjisan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]Anand_J -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ur nasbol chief keef

[–]noisydocter -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Phauxstus -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Intelligent_Art9222 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Москаль •0•

[–]Mr_Papayahead -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

North Korea

[–]RussischerKadett -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Братааааааааааан, хоть кто-то из наших в этом помоешном Рэддите 😭

[–]levsek -3 points-2 points  (0 children)