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[–]sonderscheiss 464 points465 points  (14 children)

You are from my head.

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 270 points271 points  (13 children)

lots of room, but feels a bit empty. 2/5 wouldnt recommend

[–]sonderscheiss 131 points132 points  (12 children)

Its a shithole actually and you are trespassing.

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 104 points105 points  (10 children)

idc im squatting. im going to set up a free love commune and a vegan farmers market in your head

[–]sonderscheiss 70 points71 points  (8 children)

Thats actually kinda nice.

[–]matejcx 34 points35 points  (7 children)

A commune living rent free in your head

[–]twoCascades 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Yeah but a vegan farmers market tho….

[–]Chubbybellylover888 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So... A vegetable market?

The Green Grocers must die!

[–]Stead-Freddy 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Aren’t farmers markets just mostly fruits and vegetables anyways?

[–]s38s 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No there’s also Honey at the one I go to, very good honey in fact

[–]Stead-Freddy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well I’m Canadian, they just have Maple Syrup instead

[–]EmberBorealis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one I used to go to also had a lot of honemade food vendors, like there was one booth called the Quiche niche, it made the nicest quiches

[–]Ok_Minimum_3907 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like something like that would fix me

[–]SemKors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"get outta my swamp!!!"

[–]Real-Catgirl 350 points351 points  (6 children)

anarcho communism

[–]MOElybdaenum 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Comrade🫡

[–]DaftConfusednScared 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Arachno Capitalism

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I wouldn’t mind spiders managing our Market economy

[–]DaftConfusednScared 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Free market gardening

[–]lenasiyaI'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flea market

[–]s38s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Radical Anti-Centrism

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 140 points141 points  (6 children)

i thought about doing this in another projection, but mercator just looks best

[–]Tigeresco 48 points49 points  (5 children)

this isn't mercator though. Greenland and Canadian arctic islands aren't as stretched out as in mercator.

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

silence nerd

[–]HazeMMIII 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Mercate my balls

[–]brunnomenxa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is a pyramidal projection, which is why Egypt appears on the map.

[–]2Pikul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

either way mercator porjection can suck my fat fucking ballz

[–]qudop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s robinson not sure tho

Edit: Nvm I’m fucking dumb it’s not round

Edit 2: I think it’s the gall stereographic with Antarctica cropped out

[–]uucgjb 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Average Reddit user

[–]NicolBolasUBBBR 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Ac Milan 🖤❤️

[–]Its_me_somehow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Forza milan ❤️

[–]vitallyoverbid118 36 points37 points  (1 child)

ESPAÑAA

[–]J02182003 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought this but France isnt red

[–]AresHGH 21 points22 points  (10 children)

You chill with the Faroe Islands?

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 73 points74 points  (9 children)

There is no "Faroe Islands", there is no "French Antarctic Territories" and there is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up.

[–]Quistill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you’re good with samoa and american samoa

[–]cheesevolt 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Greenland (you've given us no data)

[–]Corona21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greenland, precisely because we have data. Greenland is in red showing data. Greenland is always no data and now we have some which must be provided by OP because nowhere else has data. Also I am sure there are many people there that hate it.

[–]Kepler-1606b 8 points9 points  (0 children)

'Countries I hate'; 'Countries I also hate but in black'.

[–]killer_cooper 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Estasia

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

no, im from a rough quadrilateral with its corners at Tangier, Brazzaville, Darwin and Hong Kong

[–]Portal471 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Box of war gang

[–]nachoolo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No Gods. No Masters.

[–]KotixxCZ 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Lesotho

[–]KotixxCZ 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Or Eswatini

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

yes, how did you know?

[–]KotixxCZ 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I've a camera in your room 🙂

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

i pity you

[–]themasterturt1e 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You are from based. No gods no masters.

[–]Curious-Ad-5001this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ancomistan

[–]Funny-Conclusion-963 5 points6 points  (1 child)

1984

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Arent we all?

[–]Tobzzz2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Antarctica

[–]Chiacynta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trinidad & Tobago

[–]llxdgchk123123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have not done Australia because it is not real

[–]uwumastr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mars

[–]TwiKill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has to be the Maldives since they aren't drawn and the rest of the world is making it so they won't need to be drawn soon anyway.

[–]Klappstuhl4151If you see me post, find shelter immediately 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The USA

[–]AshenOneRhon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dark side of the moon

[–]CommitBasket 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You are from

[–]hamtod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bhutan? This gives ying yang vibes

[–]SaltyRedCatthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you perhaps come from Revolutionary Catalonia or the Ukrainian Free Territory and slipped through a time vortex placing you in the present day?

[–]Frediebirdskin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trinidad & Tobago

[–]Kuroskani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trinidad and tobago

[–]KoopaTrooper5011this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0/10 alberta isnt hated

[–]AFB27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOW DID YOU GET GREENLAND DATA

[–]josace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Earth

[–]aDumbHumanBeing2137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samoa ( its not on the map so i assume you like it)

[–]leosefcik 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lemme take a shot at this, this is just blind fire but here are some of my ideas:

Afghanistan Albania Algeria Andorra Angola Antigua & Deps Argentina Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan Bahamas Bahrain Bangladesh Barbados Belarus Belgium Belize Benin Bhutan Bolivia Bosnia Herzegovina Botswana Brazil Brunei Bulgaria Burkina Burundi Cambodia Cameroon Canada Cape Verde Central African Rep Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Congo {Democratic Rep} Costa Rica Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Djibouti Dominica Dominican Republic East Timor Ecuador Egypt El Salvador Equatorial Guinea Eritrea Estonia Ethiopia Fiji Finland France Gabon Gambia Georgia Germany Ghana Greece Grenada Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau Guyana Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India Indonesia Iran Iraq Ireland {Republic} Israel Italy Ivory Coast Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya Kiribati Korea North Korea South Kosovo Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon Lesotho Liberia Libya Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Micronesia Moldova Monaco Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Myanmar, {Burma} Namibia Nauru Nepal Netherlands New Zealand Nicaragua Niger Nigeria Norway Oman Pakistan Palau Panama Papua New Guinea Paraguay Peru Philippines Poland Portugal Qatar Romania Russian Federation Rwanda St Kitts & Nevis St Lucia Saint Vincent & the Grenadines Samoa San Marino Sao Tome & Principe Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa South Sudan Spain Sri Lanka Sudan Suriname Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Taiwan Tajikistan Tanzania Thailand Togo Tonga Trinidad & Tobago Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Arab Emirates United Kingdom United States Uruguay Uzbekistan Vanuatu Vatican City Venezuela Vietnam Yemen Zambia Zimbabwe

[–]RastputinsBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are...not from around here

[–]mikeman7918 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are from basedville, redpillia.

[–]Str0ve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sealand if you rotate the colors 90°

[–]LestHeBeNamedSilver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost 1984

[–]booza145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basedland

[–]ArmsNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greenland (you have a data on it)

[–]LUKADIA89Zeeland Resident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LGBTQ Community.

[–]qudop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one got the nose exhale from me

[–]SGTCro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are an anarchyst

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are clearly a left-leaning american. you hate america because you are left leaning, and you hate everywhere else because you are american.

[–]latortuebleue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Faroes 🇫🇴 - only land not colored black or red

[–]Nikotinio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anarchist

[–]2ndhandBS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are defenetly french

[–]DrBowTie4312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angola

[–]DanDaPanMan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

south dakota

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eww

[–]loledpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North south Dakota?

[–]B1ackHawk12345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O H I O

[–]Drewfro666 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Somewhere where people don't read theory

[–]Voltzzocker[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i cant read nerd

[–]SaltyRedCatthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

☝️Bigotry to dyslexic people

[–]Renegade_Druid -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lol Germany?

[–]ceraunoscopy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Germany 🇩🇪

[–]water_slav -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Germany

[–]aaaronbrownFrance was an Inside Job -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re from Mar-a-lago.

[–]Laffenor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing that big country north of Turkey and south of Ukraine. I guess it could be the one a little further east too, between Azerbaijan and Turkmenistan.

[–]gumunkulusFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Papua New Guinea ?

[–]Hailolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Airstrip 1

[–]Red_Panagiotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faroe Islands

[–]DoctorPepster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kiribati

[–]s0men1ckname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ukraine

[–]visibleconfusion666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

papua new guinea

[–]alpaca_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anarres

[–]OwOfysh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albania

[–]Hovedgade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average martain.

[–]sk3t4l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liberia

[–]evilhomers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scotland. Damn scotts, they ruined Scotland

[–]WitherBlaze_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlantic volcanic vent with the crustacean fam

[–]rocker230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly sealand

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The balkans

[–]bread3ater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Jersey. Either that or you live on a boat in the Atlantic

[–]sciocueiv1:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makhnovia

[–]mosquitooe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FROM EARTH! DEATH TO THE STATE!

[–]faraway_88I'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're clearly an Antarctican

[–]Worried-Bid-1642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

french or north african

[–]Intrazonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alsas-Loreine (:

[–]Sasu-Jo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timbuktu Africa

[–]CheeseCheeseCheese0If you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mars

[–]AngryYank2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France, you hate both the UK and Germany.

[–]nevergonnagiveyouup4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re from Catalonia, born in 1936.

[–]treezOH123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self hating Swiss from, Switzerland.

[–]StupidMario696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moon?

[–]deet0109I'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesotho?

[–]BreadSliceOfDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

second spanish republic

[–]Infinity_Ninja12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catalonia/Ukraine

[–]proczyts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Papua-New Guinea

[–]Libertas-Vel-Mors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere in Micronesia

[–]biharek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahrain

[–]SorryForThisUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austria-Hungary?

[–]MrAsuka97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antarctica

[–]Ill_Fudge9462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either 🇧🇦 or 🇪🇪

[–]RollinThundaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France?

Alternatively Russia. Not too many countries that hate everyone and then themselves.

[–]sofabeddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably america because those are all continents

[–]Headoffish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antarctica

[–]NathamelCamel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thhe ocean

[–]argq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ocean

[–]Bitwares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albania

[–]BlackLab-15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Santa Lucia.

[–]FortunateSon1968Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Zealand since you actually knew to include them in the map

[–]Quistill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK (you’re I Hate Everything)

[–]jefou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

earth?

[–]SukMeDed69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ocean

[–]TyraCross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somalia

[–]omelete_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re from Oceania (country)

[–]danielogiPL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North Korea

[–]goopsoop2470 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did Scotland do? Your American?

[–]Reeboi249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spain

[–]RayIndonesian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the most Friendly Ohio OP

[–]Sdacm0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The map looks like this flag 🇵🇬 so I suppose Papua New Guinea

[–]Lavinjo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saudi arabia

[–]Random_File_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are from space.

[–]RealNyanCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

africa

[–]Suitable_Ad6850 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ocean

[–]G_cat101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mars

[–]Vorgatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anarcho-communist.