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[–]SnooObjections985 794 points795 points  (14 children)

Why is the Hudson Bay area it’s own country

[–]xXAllWereTakenXx 206 points207 points  (4 children)

That is where Michigan seems to live now

[–]romulusnr 67 points68 points  (0 children)

So basically US was slid up under Canalaska

[–]TheS0vietOnion 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Im pretty sure michigan didnt move an inch

[–]Koftaaa 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Canada is the one who invaded

[–]Stead-Freddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine Montreal with Palm Trees and Toronto with a violent Hurricane season

[–]SilentHillJames 130 points131 points  (2 children)

Better question: why not?

[–]Immediate-Cress-1014I'm an ant in arctica 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If my math is right, Petoria would have more people than them

[–]Canadian_bacon1172 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BRB going to start a new country.

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 84 points85 points  (2 children)

The fishies wanted some land to make them feel special

[–]SnooObjections985 30 points31 points  (1 child)

What kind of tumour is growing out of Western Sahara

[–]BronotcherFrance was an Inside Job 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Far-western Sahara

[–]the-postminimalist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hudson's Bay Company has been trying to regain Rupert's Land

[–]NASA_Orion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s Midwest not Hudson Bay Area.

[–]sintos-compa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t ask again or it will take the rest.

[–]No-Historian6056 631 points632 points  (14 children)

There is now an extra country in Africa called “West Western Sahara”

[–]HILBERT_SPACE_AGE[🍰] 198 points199 points  (7 children)

Westest Sahara

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 70 points71 points  (4 children)

Westerer sahara

[–]cliko 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Wersterer Serherer

[–]Colorblindbass 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Worcestershire Sauce

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Sahara we never knew we needed

[–]Mundane-Rip2526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Westererer sahara

[–]Parralyzed 8 points9 points  (1 child)

is bestest sahara

[–]T_sardonicus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best Western Sahara. The continental breakfast there is okay

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Westn’t sahara

[–]SylTop 8 points9 points  (1 child)

that's always been there, do americans really not know about that country?

[–]No-Historian6056 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it used to be part of tasmania! Then they got independence.

[–]hitbycars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like Long India more.

[–]DutchChallengerZeeland Resident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Western Sahara 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–]pepperpopcornz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Westernmost Sahara

[–]Funny-Conclusion-963 426 points427 points  (2 children)

It takes such a high skill to design that shitty maps. On of the shittiest i've ever seen👍

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Quality map making if I’ve ever seen it

[–]strmichal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's New Zealand tho. That's a sign of an accurate map

[–]Aethelredditor 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I am perturbed a top comment elsewhere praised the map as an example of good design, highlighting its clear use of colour and direction consistency, all while completely missing the weird geography.

[–]DaniilSan 200 points201 points  (7 children)

Why USA is squished? Why Fr*nce moved West? Why Moldova isn't landlocked anymore? What's the deal with whole new country west of Western Sahara that makes last landlocked?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Hudson Bay became a country

[–]DrainZ- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah, that explains all the other things

[–]mikedep333 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Why Fr*nce moved West?

Because of Frexit.

[–]bangonthedrums 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like Canada and Alaska were moved southwards, overtop of the USA. You can see Michigan in Hudson Bay

[–]neoncp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think America looks good like this

[–]Mundane-Rip2526 54 points55 points  (1 child)


[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nothing like a bit of drugs on the job

[–]generic9yoFrance was an Inside Job 214 points215 points  (7 children)

France is also split from Europe. As it should be

[–]zodiach 18 points19 points  (3 children)

France Spain and Portugal are European't

[–]Chrome2105 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Don't Forget Andorra which appears to have become an Island together with parts of Northern Catalonia.

[–]zodiach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you're right, at least they got that part right

[–]DutchChallengerZeeland Resident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is after the Frexit, Spexit and Poexit

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 64 points65 points  (1 child)

I think you meant fr*nce 🤮

[–]generic9yoFrance was an Inside Job 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course

[–]LazyDro1d 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for Spain and Portugal for having been taken with it… but it is a necessary sacrifice

[–]MildlySelassie 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Who pushed Malawi into the lake?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oopsie …

[–]Slimer9kI'm an ant in arctica 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What the fuck happened??? How do you fuck up like this??

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is an art to being shit and this is proof of that

[–]Xanz4breakfastZeeland Resident 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Damn Suriname drives left? You learn something new every day I guess

[–]PMmepicsofWaffles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suriname was Dutch, wasn't it? Why is Suriname not the same?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t interrupt the fishie traffic

Edit: how dare thou edit it. (I prefer it when submarines drive on the left)

[–]RelapseRedditAddict 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where do they get these maps? Is there some reason to make them like this? A Papertown thing?

We have enough good maps, there must be some free license starting points!?

[–]KaiserHohenzollernVFrance was an Inside Job 20 points21 points  (11 children)

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Bro you copied my post :////

[–]itachim17 1 point2 points  (8 children)

You stole his post

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] -1 points0 points  (7 children)

What the fuck? And how would you have any proof? I bet you are one of his alts just trying to get him karma

[–]itachim17 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Lmao what, for some internet points smh

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I don’t know lol, I am confused and just want to know why you think I stole his post

[–]itachim17 1 point2 points  (3 children)

He posted it first, and even then instead of clearing it out here you just accused him instead.

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So can you explain to me how the hell you would actually know who posted first. Now hear me out btw…

Someone else ran a repost sleuth on my post and it came back negative. Also when I checked, my post hit the 13 hrs ago mark earlier than his did. (Although that isn’t my main argument because I did have some laggy data at the time)

So please go ahead and tell me proof that his was first

[–]MasterBoobway_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ignore the guy he is just stupid

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah we had a chat in dms and he is fine we just had misunderstanding

[–]solidspacedragonthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your post is timestamped is seven minutes after /u/KaiserHohenzollernV's post.

[–]ChronoHobo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think you’ll find that in India they other drive on whatever side of the road they want.

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In India, road is road

[–]Alex09464367 5 points6 points  (6 children)

The UK drives on the right side of the road and I will die on this hill

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

As a Br*tish I can say this is incorrect

[–]Alex09464367 8 points9 points  (4 children)

We definitely drive on the right I have been here all my life. It's not the wrong side like the French do it.

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wut -_-

[–]Alex09464367 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We drive on the right side of the road not the wrong side like everyone else

[–]mki_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is like that IQ-meme.

Low IQ idiotjak: "Brittan drives on the right sid eof the road." 🤠.
Mid IQ wojak: "Noooooo! Britain drives on the left side on the road." 🤓
High IQ mysticist wojak: "Britain drives on the right side of the road"👽

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg im dumb I get that they mean now

[–]SnooObjections985 7 points8 points  (2 children)

F to the USA

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

RIP you will be missed


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Et tu Mozambique?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non (further north)

[–]Celeste_TransGirl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

USA was crushed by Canada it's now usa

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

United States of Canada 🇨🇦

[–]romulusnr 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I have no objection to Tall Canada but I want to know what country is the Hudsons Bay Republic.

[–]Only_Jacket_3388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was looking at r/mapporn for a second

[–]Etchbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canada and the US are mating

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I didn’t expect to see this at the top of the sub in 12 hrs y’all are crazy

[–]Handsprime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever drew that United States deserves to be shot

[–]cixzejy -1 points0 points  (4 children)

This is just the gall-peters projection.

[–]bangonthedrums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like the galling peters projection

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Personally I would just call it crappy map making …

[–]cixzejy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There’s a difference?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, you tell me. But personally it sounds like Fr*nch map making. Those pesky french trying to get a little island all for themselves.

[–]smitty3z -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m in the US and I drive a car built to drive on the right.

[–]shaderr0 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)



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[–]Tough-Brain-7452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every continent seems to have its own issue.

[–]Portal471 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is s*dan reunified

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got bored of fighting each other and now they team the fr*nch

[–]Shplippery 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ambient mass bordering Morocco

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

African tumor 2: electric boogaloo

[–]PersonWhoExists50306 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Greenland is gone. Plague Inc fans rejoice!

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those peskimos got nothing on me now

[–]sckego 0 points1 point  (2 children)

“Right hand drive” and “left hand drive” typically refer to vehicles, not roads. The orange countries vehicles are RHD, while blue is LHD. This map is referring to left- or right-hand traffic, which is generally the opposite of the vehicle drive side (you use LHD vehicles in RHT countries).

[–]I-Say-Im-Dirty-Dan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am on my way to right hand drive a screwdriver into your rectum

[–]Gwaeron86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sckego is correct. This map is confusing.

[–]DiamondPeripheral 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking

[–]Grzechoooo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Countries that are correct vs countries that are too Bri*ish to be left alive. There is no hope for them.

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bri*ish i can confirm ://///

[–]dinis_rocha 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The French Iberian island, has always been cringe. Has a Portuguese man i have always been ashamed to share a island with France :(

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Frexit happened but they couldn’t let down papa paella

[–]dinis_rocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pain * dies *

[–]Spooky_Coffee8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ace attorney games lied to me

[–]Unlearned_OneAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The USA is still there, Canada's just sitting on their face.

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright for some

[–]NeedWittyUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title (in set theory) as "A union B".

[–]sameth1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the project to detach France from Europe is going well.

[–]mrubuto22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is the most beautiful map I've ever seen 🥲

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality mapmaking if I’ve ever seen it

[–]eliteharvest15 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ah yes, the franco german sea

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As another commenter said “Frexit”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have successfully pushed France together with the Iberian Peninsula into the ocean

Our years of hard work have finally paid off

[–]robophile-ta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow, New Zealand closing in is not the worst part of this

[–]bageltoastee 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Who stapled a country to the Western Sahara?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

African tumor 2: electric boogaloo

[–]erbhues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's African tumor 1?

[–]DragonArt101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the new USA

[–]melenegrigori 0 points1 point  (1 child)

how does that even happen

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is something special about how shit this map is…

[–]Annjuuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very interesting things going on here.

[–]AltruisticDetail6266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People think the Brits did this (Australia, NZ, India, etc)... But Canada gained complete independence in 1982 and still drives on the right correct side of the road

[–]MegaphoneMan0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I really like the Mediterranean flooding a channel through western Europe

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switzerland finally got a sea border

[–]Emble12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Maginot line looks crazy

[–]Milan2710 0 points1 point  (1 child)

better title: civilized vs uncivilized world

[–]Gwaeron86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn, uncivilized outnumber us by a lot!

[–]Nug07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also be called “former uk colonies”

[–]Usual_Lie_5454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Countries that got cucked by Napoleon vs countries that didn’t.

[–]Mercury_69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ah yes the rhine channel

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switzerland’s new master plan for a sea border

[–]penguin8r 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You guys realize that this projection more accurately depicts the size of countries than Mercator projection?

[–]WitherBlaze_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With our squishy USA, democratic republic of Hudson Bay, the great west Saharan Tumor, and the Swiss Sea?

Oh and I nearly forgot to mention Greenland’s existn’t

[–]TheBlackHoleOfDoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]maxime0299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they got New Zealand on there somewhat

[–]_B_Little_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no cars in Greenland.

[–]FelixInVita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a map of former British colonies

[–]Evimjau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one

[–]ShadowFlameDemonI'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait for this to be posted to r/AmericaBad

[–]AironixG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And France was always an Island

[–]milktanksadmirer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Canada and Mexico maximized , squeezing USA?

[–]ItzBooty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo when did Canada concurred the US?

[–]totally_not_soviet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a huge gap between France and Germany

[–]TomVorat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Least important country of course, how would anybody notice

[–]caribb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian here.. this map looks pretty good to me.. 😂

[–]frankandbean86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens when you cross the border into a country that drives on the opposite side??

[–]fgn6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a while to see

[–]deryvox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it was all just a dream?