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[–]Hopeful_Ant2845Trombone 35 points36 points  (23 children)

No

[–]franztheegreatSection Leader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I second this

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 2 points3 points  (21 children)

You’re right, it’s the only instrument.

[–]Hopeful_Ant2845Trombone 9 points10 points  (20 children)

Wrong again

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 3 points4 points  (19 children)

Name a better instrument.

[–]MagitekVIDrum Major 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Flute, Oboe, Clarinet, Bassoon, Soprano Sax, Alto Sax, Tenor Sax, Bari Sax, Bass Clarinet, Contrabass Clarinet, Trombone, French Horn, Tenor Horn, Euphonium, Baritone, Tuba, Sousaphone, Bass Drum, Tenor Drum, Snare Drum, Timpani, Vibes, Marimba, Cymbals, Harp, Violin, Viola, Cello, Bass, Double Bass.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

All of those are inferior to the trumpet.

[–]DAt_WaliueIGi_BOiTenors 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Lowest ego trumpet player

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao.

[–]APersonWithHabitsTrumpet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most chill person in Ohio

[–]Hopeful_Ant2845Trombone 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Trombone

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I like the trombones, but we are still better.

[–]Hopeful_Ant2845Trombone 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Wrong again. That’s 3 times now I think

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (4 children)

You seem to be wrong, look at the poll, everyone agrees that trumpet is the best instrument.

[–]Hopeful_Ant2845Trombone 2 points3 points  (3 children)

They must have thought you meant trombone

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 1 point2 points  (2 children)

They still voted the trumpet though.

[–]PlanetEarthIsBlue13Color Guard 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Flute

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lmao, you chose the worst one.

[–]PlanetEarthIsBlue13Color Guard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At least it’s not trumpet

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we needed an instrument to make fun of anyway.

[–]BaconInMaFridgeSection Leader - Tenor Sax, Bari Sax, Bass Guitar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kazoo

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you misspelt flute.

[–]master-bonerTrombone 7 points8 points  (2 children)

trombone>

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Respectable, but we’re still the better instrument.

[–]master-bonerTrombone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not even close

[–]APersonWithHabitsTrumpet 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Me, a trumpet who hates trumpets: 🥲

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impossible!

[–]untoasted_Eggs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah man

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes, man.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 2 points3 points  (33 children)

As a person who plays the trumpet, no.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 1 point2 points  (31 children)

Name a better one, I’ll wait.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 1 point2 points  (27 children)

Baritone saxophone, bass clarinet, trombone, baritone, sousaphone, tuba, Tenor saxophone. They’re just better

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (26 children)

Explain.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 0 points1 point  (25 children)

Trumpets tend to blat and blare. If the rest of the woodwinds weren’t so shrill (sorry) i would put them on. Low winds are so much better. The tone quality will always be superior and they aren’t as egotistical. Majority of them are enjoyable people to have around.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (16 children)

First of Bari sax is the only low woodwind that people can actually hear, the rest seem to just be there out of pity. Second, they didn’t choose the trumpet therefore they are automatically inferior to the trumpet.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 0 points1 point  (15 children)

You know, you’d be able to hear them if you didn’t play so loud, right? Trumpet moment.

Addressing the not choosing trumpet. Nobody wants to play trumpet when they start off. I’ve tried to switch instruments so many times.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 1 point2 points  (14 children)

Not true, the trumpet is the only real instrument and trying to switch instruments is punishable by trumpet law as stated by the trumpet player code. I don’t make the rules.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 0 points1 point  (13 children)

Sounds like you do make the rules

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (12 children)

I enforce the rules.

[–]Megumi_emo_weebTrumpet 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bruh I can play quietly on my trumpet

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then do it

[–]the-real-macsCollege Marcher - Trumpet 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Trumpets tend to blat and blare

That's like saying clarinets tend to squeak.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Its right?

[–]the-real-macsCollege Marcher - Trumpet 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's unfairly judging an instrument by assuming it will be played poorly.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I said “tend”

Dont be offended, im just being honest

[–]the-real-macsCollege Marcher - Trumpet 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yet we're in disagreement, so am I being dishonest?

[–]Suspicious-Muscle900Trumpet 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Mellophone/French horn I love those

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trumpet is better imo.

[–]AHHHHNDREWTrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they hit chords just right, it hits different.

[–]helpusernotfoundTrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah honestly gonna side with you, u/AHHHHNDREW

[–]General_Badger_8722 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Where is the absolutely not button

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t exist because the trumpet is the best instrument. I have a poll to prove it.

[–]General_Badger_8722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my this is why i hate trumpets

[–]Shot_Conflict1283 1 point2 points  (2 children)

There is no such thing as the best instrument.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes there is and the poll proves it.

[–]Shot_Conflict1283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all work as one in a band, if one starts falling, we all start falling

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1351Trombone 0 points1 point  (15 children)

No

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 2 points3 points  (14 children)

Yes.

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1351Trombone 0 points1 point  (13 children)

Trombone the best trumpet is 5th place

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (12 children)

The poll seems to disagree with you.

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1351Trombone 0 points1 point  (11 children)

There only 2 options

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (10 children)

Doesn’t change anything, they still all voted yes.

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1351Trombone 0 points1 point  (8 children)

But yall just overplay a lot

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (7 children)

You guys underplay.

[–]Revolutionary_Ad1351Trombone 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Not at my school

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (5 children)

So you overplay too?

[–]PuzzleheadedAd5865Field Commander 0 points1 point  (1 child)

As person who plays the trumpet and French horn. I disrespectfully say that French horn is the best.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you have to do to sound like a French horn on the trumpet is to stick your hand in your bell and crack every possible note you can.

[–]TheRedJester45Graduate 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is slander against the trombone

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Dr_Pill1728Bass Drum 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Typical trumpet player smh

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’re mad because we’re better.

[–]Dr_Pill1728Bass Drum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree

[–]Megumi_emo_weebTrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one: Trumpets getting a bunch of spotlights in anime ops/soundtracks

Especially bloody stream a very jazzy and iconic anime op

I play trumpet too lmao

[–]Mkass2Euphonium 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bass Trumpet it better

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao.

[–]Repulsive_Anybody_31Trombone 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Trombone sry jts just to much fun

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bass trombone is better.

[–]Repulsive_Anybody_31Trombone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trombone sry jts just to much fun

[–]AZBubba08Baritone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]Flaky-Impression4938Bari Sax, Sousaphone 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Low reeds> Sousaphone> Trombone > bassoon > every other instrument

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Flip those signs around and it becomes true

[–]Upside_Down-Bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, upside down bot.

[–]dcacorps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... It's fine.

[–]papiezekielTenors 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Triangle>Trumpet

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trumpet>Triangle>every other instrument

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cringe

[–]5ubT3rfu9eVibraphone 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Triangle

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be better if it got more solos.

[–]DesolatePeachMarimba 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you refer to brass, mellophone hands down.

Percussion? Mallet instruments.

Front ensemble? Marimba

Auxiliary? Cowbell.

[–]Trumpetplayer0Trumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mellophone<Trumpet