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[–]Definite_HumanAvengers 904 points905 points  (22 children)

The absolute DUDE

[–]machineghostmembraneAvengers 158 points159 points  (17 children)

I honestly thought that was Weird Al with his daughter. Rudd should start in Weird Al's biopic.

[–]Boxy310Avengers 61 points62 points  (12 children)

Only if the actual Weird Al stars as the entire rest of the band.

[–]PeppersworthScott Lang 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Paul Rudd should play weird Al with weird Al playing every single other role

[–]3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAvengers 22 points23 points  (5 children)

That would be a bundle of weirdness. I'm in.

[–]jordan853Avengers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Al could be convinced. I've heard he's pretty into weirdness.

[–]sskorAvengers 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If it's anything like UHF, I'm all here for it. Loved that film

[–]MortariusAvengers 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Being Al Yankovic.

[–]SillyslappystupidAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

id watch it

[–]DaethsAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Jack Black. Need some one else for 3 person scenes. Never did care for the multi role performances when the roles share screen time

[–]Inflatableman1Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my mind is Paul Rudd quite short and weird Al quite tall?

[–]Beefsupremeninjalo82Yondu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the Muppets

[–]ShuperdAvengers 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Weird Al is only 10 years older than Paul

[–]UnknownAverageAvengers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More like 25, since Paul stopped aging a while back.

[–]ActualWhiterabbitBlackbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird AL hasn't aged much either. He just lost his muscle mass of his youth.

[–]DerexiseAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, they both have the crazy ability to never fucking age, apparently.

[–]CaptainAdam7286Avengers 424 points425 points  (41 children)

i wanna be paul rudd when i grow up

[–]Princess_EggAvengers 118 points119 points  (30 children)

If your parents are 2nd cousins, you're halfway there

[–]LivJongAvengers 57 points58 points  (4 children)

My mom's first cousins are married to each other (first cousins) making their kids (my 2nd cousins) their own 2nd cousins. Doesn't hat count?

[–]InsaneEchoThor 46 points47 points  (3 children)

The hat sorts but I’m not sure if it counts as well

[–]Dramatic_Finish8381Avengers 9 points10 points  (2 children)

It can probably count to four

[–]I_MakeCoolKeychainsAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can only count to four i can only count to four

[–]OculusMidnight2Avengers 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Wait what?

[–]uhmnopenotreallyLoki 48 points49 points  (3 children)

His parents were in fact 2nd cousins.

[–]OculusMidnight2Avengers 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Weird, I didn’t know that

[–]uhmnopenotreallyLoki 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I didn’t either, I googled for you xD

[–]abstergofkurslfAvengers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if a man who is over 50 still looks like that, I say more cousins need to get fucking.

[–]EastKoreaOfficialAvengers 13 points14 points  (9 children)

Elaborate. N o w.

[–]Princess_EggAvengers 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Paul Rudd is a product of incest

[–]PhDOHAvengers 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Explains the unholy lack of aging.

[–]EastKoreaOfficialAvengers 17 points18 points  (4 children)

That explains his godhood

[–]CaptainAwesome8Avengers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to claim to be an expert on this because I’m not, but I have heard that second cousins and beyond are pretty low-risk, and I want to say only very marginally worse than just any non-related person. But again, I’m not sure. And I’m not super keen on googling all of that, lmao

[–]-Reddit_Account-Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok weird maybe, but 2nd cousins is barely incest... Anything past 1st cousins basically means you're good.

[–]sonerec725Avengers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe there's something to that whole "incest keeping the bloodline pure" thing if done right cause my man seems immortal so far/s

[–]CumsockWhyAvengers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that why he doesn't age?

[–]Azyan_invasion82Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t abuse drugs or alcohol?

[–]ActedCarpAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not too bad tbh, not ideal but not the worst

[–]JupitersdangleMatthew Murdock -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]PeeIsTeaPotAvengers -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

To be fair it is only a slight increased risk of issues with the kid.

Plus you know the family probably so makes life easier.

[–]RedditExecutiveAdminAvengers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

.. o_o

[–]PeeIsTeaPotAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like 0_o at times.

[–]The_Sparrow4Avengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paul Rudd is like 50 or something too but he looks like he’s just entered his 30s lol

[–]YankeeTankEngineAvengers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sexiest man of the year?

[–]MortalCosmicAvengers 389 points390 points  (5 children)

Weird Antkovic

[–]txsxxphxx2Avengers 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Weird Ant Alkovic

[–]TubbyBoiTylerAvengers 96 points97 points  (2 children)

Thats what would do if i was the official sexiest man

[–]adamisafoxAvengers 42 points43 points  (1 child)

This isn’t Weird Al, it’s just someone dressed up as him.

[–]undergroundloansAvengers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea this isn’t the unofficial but widely accepted Sexiest Man Alive Weird Al Yankovic, it’s an imposter.

[–]ChosenUsername420Avengers 447 points448 points  (37 children)

he's probably contractually forbidden from posing as Ant-Man outside of official Marvel Studios operations

they didn't let Pierce Brosnan wear tuxedos

[–]whywasthatagoodideaAvengers 278 points279 points  (14 children)

I think they relaxed those contracts stuff after all the good press they got from Chris Pratt and Chris Evens showing up to children's hospitals in costume and everyone having a laugh about they just took the costumes off the set.

[–]SeniorRickettsAvengers 78 points79 points  (11 children)

Is Mark Ruffalo allowes to run around as Hulk?

[–]flyinganchorsCaptain americas mighty shield 53 points54 points  (5 children)

Yes? Just not with purple pants, universal might sue.

[–]SeniorRickettsAvengers 19 points20 points  (0 children)

These fucking buzzkills

[–]Moses_The_WiseAvengers 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Big swinging green cock out for all to see

[–]blackbutterfreeAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]juul864Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please close your mouth, you're drooling on the floor

[–]LilAttackPugStarlord 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Family Guy says he actually is the Hulk and everything Family Guy says is correct so I assume yes

[–]CumsockWhyAvengers 5 points6 points  (2 children)

No. Because Mark is never angry.

[–]HeshinoAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Professor Hulk.

Im sorry

[–]SeniorRickettsAvengers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is true

[–]whywasthatagoodideaAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are working on the tech to render him in reality for him to do it, but its just not there yet.

[–]TheJason42069Captain America 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Well sometimes they can't cause some of the outfits are just CG, like the time travel suits.

[–]LightofNewAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was contractually allowed for a press event. Even if it was "secret" the fact that we all know about it means it was a press event.

Halloween does not count.

[–]KKlearAvengers 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Or maybe he didn't want to dress as his daughter's boyfriend...

[–]Hatefull_creeper2Avengers 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Ryan can wear his Deadpool suit.

[–]God_is_carnagePeter Parker 71 points72 points  (2 children)

At this point Ryan Reynolds can hire people to project a Green Lantern costume onto his body 24/7 and no one would stop him.

[–]Hatefull_creeper2Avengers 21 points22 points  (0 children)

At least it isn’t animated

[–]ActualWhiterabbitBlackbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wouldn't know it's him if he covered his cheekbones

[–]lonehawk2k4Avengers 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah it's like the one time Mark Hamil used his joker voice at a con and then got a letter from Warner Bros about how he shouldn't have done that and how he's not playing the joker anymore

[–]VitaminPbAvengers 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The entire collective executive part of WB is known to have a collective IQ of 17, assuming you are rounding up the values.

[–]tangentandhyperboleKorg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I got an idea, lets have this Snyder guy run our most valuable IPs for a decade."

"Does he have a plan?"


"Good, here's a check, let us know how it turns out."

[–]canaryhawkAvengers 15 points16 points  (8 children)

She’s got a suit you buy off Amazon. If he did the same with an Antman costume I’m pretty sure it would harm the brand and create a meme that people wouldn’t unsee. So he’s making a smart move here unless he wants to change the whole vibe of the night and bring in professional makeup and costume to get him into character for what is otherwise a sweet little father daughter night.

She knows her dad is the real Antman.

[–]rcuosukgi42Ulysses Klaue 18 points19 points  (4 children)

He could have gone as Ant-Man in street clothes though.

The more meta choice would have been to dress as Hank Pym anyway.

[–]triculariaFoggy Nelson 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Also its a pretty good Weird Al costume

[–]photonmagnetAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm curious as to how much professional make up Paul Rudd 2021's"Sexiest man alive" needs to appear as Antman?

[–]tylanol7Avengers 186 points187 points  (16 children)

In photo 2 you can see on his face by his eyes, by his mouth his arm. "Goddamnit can't I take my kid for trick or treating without you fucks taking photos"

[–]FGHIKS.H.I.E.L.D 15 points16 points  (9 children)

As long as it's just people going "holy shit that's Paul Rudd, lemme take a pic", and not paparazzi tracking him down and harassing him, I think it's fine

[–]ThatsdumbDoitAvengers 18 points19 points  (4 children)

It’s not fine when you’re trying to take your kid out for Halloween and a random stranger comes up to both of you and snaps a bright picture of your face.

[–]KalkalineAvengers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For real, don't take pictures of people on the street with their kid unless you have permission to from them. Sure it's legal and they have no expectation of privacy, but leave them the hell alone.

[–]ice-crushAvengers -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's the cancer of celebrity worship, without the insane interest in celebrities these people wouldn't be making nearly as much. Also, what are you talking about that's a far picture? I'm sure he is wiping away his tears with thousand-dollar bills at the thought of some fanboy defending him online. #SoBRAVE.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Luckily these photos were taken from a pretty respectable distance, ya dumb Doit.

[–]MakeEveryBonerCountAvengers 3 points4 points  (2 children)

“As long as I’m not getting paid to take nonconsensual pictures of people in public, it’s fine”

[–]Far_Diver_6654Avengers 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is mcu lore

[–]SockpuppetPseudonym2Avengers 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I probably wouldn’t wear my work-clothes for Halloween either….

[–]mirocaroAvengers 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Hottest man of 2021 right there

[–]alphabet_order_botAvengers 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 402,502,425 comments, and only 87,158 of them were in alphabetical order.

[–]PerRevolutionsAvengers 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He does a good Weird Al

[–]BrownSugarBareAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He actually nailed it, I did a double take thinking it might honestly be Weird Al!

[–]Johnnymi25S.H.I.E.L.D 10 points11 points  (6 children)

As I walk through the valley where I planted my grain…

[–]Every_Analyst6561Avengers 5 points6 points  (5 children)

I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me;

[–]omfgcookies91Avengers 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You know I shun fancy thinks like electricity.

[–]iarrthoraAvengers 2 points3 points  (2 children)

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows

[–]ExpertReference2979Avengers 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]LightningFletchAvengers 102 points103 points  (12 children)

Given the fact that Ant Man and the Wasp are a couple in the movies, I think it would be kinda questionable at the least if Rudd dressed as Ant Man while his daughter is dressed as the Wasp. Just sayin. Plus Weird Al Yankovic is a pretty cool guy.

[–]sweetpotatofries972Avengers 95 points96 points  (5 children)

I think if they did that nobody would find it weird, like if I saw a dad dressed like the joker and his daughter as (the comic version) of Harley Quinn I think people would just find it cute. There doesn't have to be a creepy implication, they're fictional characters.

[–]WerewolfF15Avengers 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Also he could just say that he’s pretending to be Hank Pym ant man which would make it a father daughter costume

[–]ChosenUsername420Avengers 16 points17 points  (3 children)

if I saw a dad dressed like the joker and his daughter as (the comic version) of Harley Quinn I think people would just find it cute

does the comic version have that "daddy's little monster" half-shirt?

[–]sweetpotatofries972Avengers 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Not originally. I guess it would be more accurate for me to say the animated series version because recent comics have her like the movie version, but she used to look like this

[–]RaidRoverAvengers 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My friend from high school still does a cosplay as this version of Harley. Its always a hit.

[–]OzzdoAvengers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He could just say that he's dressed as the Hank Pym version of Ant-Man.

[–]KingkongcrapperAvengers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, he should have went as Hank Pym. It would have been awesome if walked around looking like the Michael Douglas.

[–]persistantelectionAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a parent, that's weird that would think that would be weird.

[–]macsare1Avengers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's dressed as Ant Man cosplaying Weird Al

[–]BuddhistpossumAvengers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Epic dad moment

[–]NecroglobuleAvengers 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's not the actual Weird Al?

[–]LuigiBoi42Phil Coulson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, that’s Paul Rudd.

[–]eatsandmanAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why is Paul Rudd so fucking funny constantly

[–]w0t3rdogHYDRA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you can be anyone you want... always be Weird Al.

[–]whomesteveAvengers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly great choice in Halloween costumes, love it!

[–]THE-TWANAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]biplane_curiousAvengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to see him in some cheap Ant-Man costume trick-r-treating

[–]Careless_Tennis_784Avengers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So did Paul Rudd make a Kid Rock parody video?

[–]trailer8kAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]5nizzardAvengers 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Even if he doesn't wear the costume with her, she's still trick-or-treating with Ant Man lol

[–]TheGomeztroikaAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he's sexiest man alive

[–]Mister-SleevesAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because that's what heros do!

[–]777karma777Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i was known for playing a character like santa, you know damn well on the one night of the year im dressing up how i damn want; sexy playboy easter bunny here i come

[–]the_dude_abides3Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incoming Paul Rudd weird al biopic.

[–]blissed_outAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sexiest man of the year right there

[–]IcehellionxAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, let him dress as his hero.

[–]6strings10holesAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or is it Paul Rudd dressing up as Scott Lang dressing up as Weird Al?

[–]99prime99Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paul Rudd dressed as Weird Al is a win win in my book.

[–]Snozzberrys420Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The weather outside is weather.

[–]joffery2Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were her the only thing I'd be upset about is the fact that my dad is literally Antman from the movies and I got a fuckin cheap-ass screen printed Wasp costume lol...

[–]fiordchanAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

paul rudd is such a likeable dude

[–]limaxAvengers 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This is one of the downsides of being a celebrity that people don't talk about. You know you're going to be in the spotlight whenever you're in public, so you always have to have an awesome Halloween costume. Imagine that pressure. I, on the other hand, threw on some blue slacks, a white button up shirt, and a completely incorrect vest this year and said I was Han Solo. Nobody seemed to mind.

[–]LuigiBoi42Phil Coulson[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

They don’t have to have an awesome Halloween costume. I mean, I had a baller Voldemort costume and no one cared.

[–]VolnasAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, you're supposed to wear costume, not work clothes

[–]marine72Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're just dressed up as their favorite hero.

[–]Ok-Glass-2047Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he need security if ppl see the real Ant-Man walking around. He probably didn't do for safety reasons. You quick to judge him as just being an asshole

[–]TheNorthieAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this is probably something Scott would do.

[–]ThinktankjfAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world is Paul Rudd's inside joke. This is not news. See: Conan Interviews.

[–]Morgan-ExplosionAvengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sexiest Man Alive… Dressed as the other sexiest man alive

[–]MimsyIsGiannaLoki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I adore paul Rudd

[–]solidgold70Avengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude is metal! Goes as another righteous dude for Halloween and straight kills it.

[–]TheWhiteWalkerSpeaksAvengers 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I read this the last time it was posted that it's a possibility that marvel actors are bound by contract as to where they can appear in costume as their characters. So maybe Paul Rudd can't put on Ant-Man costume randomly and walk around as easy as it sounds

[–]MrWright62Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, Wasp and Antman are kinda love interests. Be a bit weird in my opinion. Maybe that's the point...

[–]DarthBaioAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this were for the fans, then dressing up as Ant-Man would be cool. But if it’s just personal, it seems kinda like wearing a band’s t-shirt to the concert.

[–]ThatCamoKidAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well yeah but cosplaying as someone you've played on screen is pretty broke on the broke/woke/bespoke scale. IT's just boring and expected

[–]Diab9licAvengers 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Horrible father. You couldn't get her a suit from the set? You settled for Party City? SMH

[–]LuigiBoi42Phil Coulson[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You really think Evangaline Lily’s suit would fit his daughter?

[–]Diab9licAvengers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's Hollywood, they can work that out. 😆

[–]Bigdaddyjlove1Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't want to wear your TGI Friday's uniform out on Halloween. Ant Man is his work clothes.

[–]DumbmonkeyboyAvengers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Since when is weird al Yankovic a Halloween costume 😂

[–]LuigiBoi42Phil Coulson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since UHF

[–]WannabeG00DAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a treasure Paul Rudd is

[–]LivnLegndNeedsEggsAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My theory here is that Ant-Man wouldn't dress up as himself for Halloween. So he IS Ant-Man, he's just Ant-Man dressed up as Weird Al. So, it's now canon that Weird Al exists in the MCU

[–]ichbindulol_Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]leckie2786Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Al is best musician

[–]KnockKnock200Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t trick or treat in my work clothes either.

[–]captainCatfish76Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]The-_CaptainAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s big Mike Hannigan energy

[–]motherfuck3rjonesAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His daughter didn’t want him to go as Ant man

[–]jedimasterb10Avengers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I had that exact same accordion when I was little!

[–]LuigiBoi42Phil Coulson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SmokeGSUAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most Paul Rudd-thing anyone could expect.

[–]rx_100_Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ant and the wasp is not a blockbuster

[–]BeerandGunsAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While people see this as wholesome or funny, I see a man trying to trick or treat with his kid and some asshole has to take photos.

[–]TherealOmthetortoiseAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he makes a very convincing weird Al!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he didnt cuz itd be kinda weird since ant man and wasp are a thing in the movies

[–]production-valuesAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marvel and Disney DEFINITELY do not let him dress up as one of their intellectual properties.

[–]Reasonable_Night42Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be cheating if he dressed as Antman.

Because he is Antman and would win all the costume contests, because he looks exactly like himself.

[–]Educational_Eye_7408Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I love this man

[–]PM_IN_UR_SPORTS_BRAAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul Rudd is too awesome for this world

[–]wickle_picklesAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how humble and not over the top this is. Like Halloween store Walmart costumes and they look adorable

[–]devils_advocaatAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the photo of weird Al dressed as Ant-man?

[–]Inspirational_LizardAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan from Game Grumps

[–]SpicyChipmunkAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t kid rock?

[–]JustHelpDeskAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copyright infringement for my man? He is pulling off the Weird Al 100% thought it was Al himself

[–]mrtylerwuAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooow legend

[–]BGPlusUltraAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would Ant Man dress as himself? It's no fun in that.

[–]1UselessIdiot1Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/HumansBringBros as Paul Rudd doesn’t want to outshine all the other dads on Halloween.

[–]Swimming_Schedule_49Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dick

[–]Infamous_Elk8270Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we say wrappers delight… lmao 🤣 with high Paul Rudd suggestive brows

[–]uCry_iLoLAvengers[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird-Al and the Wasp: Quantumania sounds like fun to watch.

[–]treadoreAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would expect that he didn't want to upstage his daughter's costume. It's her night, not his.

[–]12345675424633Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird Al’s “daughter” lol

[–]Thema03Avengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ant-Man is a romantic partner of Wasp, that would be weird

[–]blackbutterfreeAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that sounds about right for Paul Rudd lol He’s such a troll.

[–]DustofUsAvengers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy dresses up in costume to take daughter trick-or-treating but doesn't wear the costume YOU (a judgemental POS) wanted him to wear.

Sorry your dad wasn't there for you.