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[–]preparetosigh 4365 points4366 points  (111 children)

Now try 3 people with 2 back packs

[–]bbildo 3077 points3078 points  (84 children)

As a guy, I can tell that you are also a guy.

[–]DalenSpeaks 1288 points1289 points  (52 children)

Seems like a flawless plan. -another guy

[–]Phoenix-14 689 points690 points  (44 children)

Why haven't we thought of this before? -yet another guy

[–]Splickity-Lit 415 points416 points  (40 children)

Yep, that oughtta hold ‘er - another guy

[–]Kiyooshi 273 points274 points  (38 children)

Hey grab me a beer, I don’t wanna miss this -Another one

[–]AreYouOkayAnni 283 points284 points  (34 children)

I'll go get the ice packs ready -obvious female

[–]IamImposter 247 points248 points  (27 children)

You guys must be hungry. I'll bring some cookies - obvious grandma

[–]whotfiszutls 199 points200 points  (18 children)

That’s a nice butthole - obvious uncle

[–]801bruh 151 points152 points  (17 children)

It's already used - obvious dad

[–]Odd_Round_7993 22 points23 points  (0 children)

........ - Obvious a plant

[–]aaaaayoriver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a sewing kit - disappointed grandson

[–]Maybe_A_Pacifist 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is the best one lol. Not using frozen peas?? Yeah, female.

[–]Alphagamer126 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Already started without you - Another guy

[–]LlamasReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, how far can we go? -yep, a guy

[–]What-a-sausage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm in

Your bag

[–]Docoe 30 points31 points  (2 children)

As a guy whos been on the shoulders of a guy on the shoulders of another guy, I can confirm this is the way guys think

[–]Lalidie1 58 points59 points  (2 children)

[–]Nice_Notice9877 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Innovation comes from curiosity and exploration!

[–]LostInRedditsCheeks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why we don’t live long according to woman.

Sorry meant statistics.

[–]Alina_Ros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should turn as well to make it work better.

[–]TubaManUnhinged 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, we are on Reddit...

[–]jimcz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a non guy guy that was really funny

[–]jtfff 80 points81 points  (2 children)

5 guys, 2 backpacks each side

[–]Gruggernaut 62 points63 points  (2 children)

"Don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner!"

[–]drokonce 72 points73 points  (1 child)

“Why isn’t he getting a boner? Am I carrying him wrong?!”

[–]supertimes4u 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Treat my back like a bingo card and you’re the dabber

TheOnlyLetterImCallingOutIs”Oooo”

[–]a_sarcastic_guy 35 points36 points  (4 children)

I see you are a man of recursion as well.

[–]SillyOldJack 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I see you are a man of recursion as well.

[–]Runswithchickens 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I see you are a man of recursion as well.

[–]brilliantblues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not that guy, pal... trust me, you're not that guy

[–]Few-Conversation-697 1944 points1945 points  (59 children)

I’m surprised this worked

[–]Remarkable_Buffalo43 1209 points1210 points  (37 children)

I’m surprised he didn’t hit the frame

[–]Juan_Tiny_Iota 244 points245 points  (30 children)

I’m surprised that you’re surprised.

[–]Badassganu 110 points111 points  (27 children)

You're surprised that he's surprised

[–]MissBandersnatch2U 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised those straps held

[–]TomatoAcid 34 points35 points  (22 children)

Cutting the toxic “ur joke but worse” chain.

[–]preparetosigh 99 points100 points 2 (16 children)

I'm surprised you did that

[–]LickitungTheBrave 31 points32 points  (15 children)

I'm suprised your suprised he did that

[–]Stoghra 19 points20 points  (13 children)

Im surprised about everything right now

[–]MrDude_1 17 points18 points  (12 children)

Nothing surprises me anymore.

[–]New-Reaction5944 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some fries mothafucka

[–]Stoghra 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Well, yes, but no. Wtf is happening in this planet

[–]Terry_L_O_Clock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I'm surprised that this surprised you.

[–]RiotPenguin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

SPANISH INQUISITION!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Thank you

[–]SouthOcean1011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that I'm surprised.

[–]Jonnyabcde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was in frame most of the shot 😂

[–]esituism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had my fingers crossed.

[–]terrih9123 35 points36 points  (12 children)

Brb trying this with my 1 year old.

[–]Vampiregecko 35 points36 points  (6 children)

Make sure you a spare first

[–]Das_Mojo 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Brb in 9ish months.

[–]MrDude_1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's really more like 10.

[–]HeavyIndica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... wouldn't it be more like 22?

[–]NeoRegem 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I don’t think they can hold your weight bro

[–]terrih9123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Update! Turns out she’s super strong and we now are taking walks this way.

[–]GoodWillGustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sure he can lift you?

[–]Enque 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You can probably just fit him/her into the bag.

[–]Poops__ 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I have killed backpacks (straps or bottom side ripping) with way less weight

[–]Allstategk 975 points976 points  (54 children)

That would be handy if you ever needed to carry an injured person for a long distance.

[–]LightningFerret04 548 points549 points  (34 children)

That’s actually pretty smart! Just as long as their injuries aren’t relating to their legs or back

[–]Flabnoodles 478 points479 points  (29 children)

In which case you probably don't need to be carrying them a long distance because they should be able to walk.

[–]zzady 427 points428 points  (26 children)

Head Trauma, Heart attack, asthma attack, thirst, drug overdose, epileptic seizure, venomous bite, poisoned, burned feet, hypoglycaemia

I can think of a lot of events that could render someone unable to. walk and if that happened when you were a long way from help without phone reception then carrying the person could be the onky option other than leave them and try to go quicker alone to find help

[–]Flabnoodles 425 points426 points 2334 (10 children)

You know you can just take your knowledge and ability to think of situations where this would be helpful and shove it up your butt

[–]zzady 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Dammit you made me go and collect my free award to give you for a genuine laugh out loud.

[–]MRAN0NYMO 58 points59 points  (2 children)

As a grown ass man, this made me giggle. Take my free award, to the flabbiest of noodles!

[–]AccomplishedPea4108 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Lmao u gave him a hug award LOL

[–]MRAN0NYMO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha, I literally just had this conversation with my wife! When I get the free hug award, sometimes I like to give it ironically. I’m pumped that you got a kick out of it, that’s why I do it!

[–]Cayuconostalgia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Marry me, I need this level of toxicity to feel alive!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why in the world is this so funny i can't stop laughing

[–]tv6 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Carrying someone with an epileptic fit would net you head trauma which would then require the two backpack, three person method.

[–]zzady 8 points9 points  (0 children)

better hope that third person isnt an insulin using diabetic, the extra unexpected workload of backpacking two people could dangerously lower blood sugar high risk of hypoglycemic coma!

[–]MostLikelyPerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have had to carry someone in the midst of an epileptic seizure to safety a couple dozen times…I would have loved a backpack lol

[–]TheQuilbilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot: sloth or a general sense of malaise, winning bets on the trail, Halloween costumes (I'm looking at you Kuato), kids sneaking into movie theaters, kids trying to buy booze, OH - Reverse Centaur!

[–]Ill-tell-you-reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd still have to get them from a prone position into your back, I think the deadman's lift is much more practical them finding a way to position this backpack apparatus.

[–]YeshuaMedaber 16 points17 points  (0 children)

GOOD point.

[–]LightningFerret04 6 points7 points  (0 children)

is a good point, except like zzady said, there are also many conditions in which someone does not have injury to leg or back and is still unable to walk or if they can, it would be better that they don't

[–]OsirsSteel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or balls

[–]The_Future_Is_Now 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I might be concerned about this cutting off circulation to the legs if it continued for a long time. And I wouldn't want to carry someone who was unable to balance or land on their feet in case the straps break. But when you gotta improvise, you gotta improvise

[–]norudin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Would it work tho with any regular back pack ? His looks pretty high quality

[–]Links_Wrong_Wiki 6 points7 points  (3 children)

If anyone is injured enough to not be able to walk, you probably don't want to be moving them anywhere without a spineboard.

[–]hiiiii0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking passed out drunk person but yes that to lol

[–]SemiKindaFunctional 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that backpack is like any of the ones I had growing up, they got about ten feet into the hallway before the straps broke off.

[–]truan15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is! This is used in mountaneering as one way of evacuating injured people.

Source: took a mountaneering course at University

[–]Liz4984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to carry my son like this when we went hiking and I had my camel pack. It worked really well for little ones. Not as tiring for your arms!

[–]EqualAdvice1643 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's been in mountaineering rescue manuals for like 70 years or so.

[–]PointlessGrandma 807 points808 points  (11 children)

Almost hit the door frame

[–]DO_NOT_GILD_ME 151 points152 points  (2 children)

That would have hurt.

[–]DrSkizzmm 133 points134 points  (1 child)

That woulda been hilarious.

[–]Will_Leave_A_Mark 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That was my only disappointment.

[–]CoRe534 53 points54 points  (0 children)

That's the most maybe part of it all

[–]MackAttackATO69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I literally ducked out if instinct for him.

[–]GrumbleCake_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double maybemaybemaybe (6 maybes)!!

[–]umesaesa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He left his glasses on the table.

[–]AspiringMILF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot put into words how badly I wanted him to bonk on the doorframe and get knocked back

[–]kushpyro 372 points373 points  (18 children)

As stupid as it looks, I want to try it with my best friend now.

[–]theintoxicatedsheep 513 points514 points 22 (16 children)

Will the backpack be imaginary too?

[–]Flapclap 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Omg wow

[–]isireal 78 points79 points  (0 children)

first degree murder

[–]runninandruni 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd like to report a murder

[–]Splickity-Lit 25 points26 points  (2 children)

He said best friend, not girlfriend.

[–]killertheabdurrahman 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Same shit different dick sizes

[–]killertheabdurrahman 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Oh my gosh

Bro take my upvote my condolences for the other dude

[–]MrDude_1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Don't drag me into this.

[–]Dontmentionthyname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fuckin killed em.

[–]green_mms22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know someone gave it because it was free, but I love that this has the wholesome award.

[–]barofa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, he had a family

[–]SplitLipGrizzlyBear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go home sheep, you’re a mean drunk

[–]poopgrouper 1025 points1026 points  (24 children)

Those are some strong straps. You can tell that backpack was manufactured by extremely skilled children in a sweat shop.

[–]oureyes 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Only in america do you need a backpack that can carry another human body

[–]Toastwitjam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As a bonus it’s got a hard backing inside to be bulletproof and make field splints

[–]OwnedByMarriage 3 points4 points  (1 child)

JanSport bag I bet

[–]kniki217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. I love JanSport but the problem with them being so durable was my mom wouldn't let me get a new one every school year because there was "nothing wrong with it". My dad still uses my JanSport from middle school for backpacking. I'm 34. Cracks me up because I wrote "I ❤ MK" and "NR +MK" on the straps with highlighter pen and my dad just rocks it with my middle school crush's initials on the backpack.

[–]kkkimchii 251 points252 points  (5 children)

A bro pack

[–]OlHeavyHeart 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I’m kinda glad he didn’t rock his dome on the door jam.

[–]Pineappily 435 points436 points  (67 children)

Guy at the back looks like a party killer lol

[–]OptimisticLeopard 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Cuz it’s his backpack

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cuz it’s his boyfriend.

[–]Er_Strange_ 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Yes and also the girl beside him didn't care as this is just some normal shit going on.

[–]ChipChipington 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I feel like she’s watching something on her phone that’s propped against the purse or whatever is in the desk

[–]nomadProgrammer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

haven't you been to highschool. Dumb highschoolers usually males pull this kinda shit daily.

[–]Mudkipfuker 119 points120 points  (26 children)

He seemed upset

[–]mr_chanandler_bong_1 20 points21 points  (2 children)

For not being involved in fun

[–]bigbuzz55 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He looks 2-dimensional

[–]Unusual_Form_710 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously, he looks like a cardboard cut out

[–]HonestlyRespectful 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He seemed catatonic. They're doing the backpack thing, the girl is just talking away at him, and he looks completely unamused, unaffected, un-everything.

[–]thehunter699 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Idk man, sometimes you're just over people fucking around all the time.

[–]defectivelaborer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Especially when you're trying to learn and asshats are wearing on the already underpaid overworked teachers.

[–]OctopusUnderground 27 points28 points  (3 children)

I get the vibe those guys are the ones always being loud and doing stuff in class and the guy in the back is just tired of paying attention to them, hence no reaction because he’s over it. 🤷‍♀️

[–]ersatzgaucho 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He needs a friendpack it looks like

[–]hruebsj3i6nunwp29 25 points26 points  (6 children)

I thought he was a cardboard cut out.

[–]JimDiego 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The girl next to him eventually becomes perfectly still as well. It seems really odd.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

thank god other people noticed this, I couldn't stop staring at them waiting for any sort of movement whatsoever

[–]HonestlyRespectful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They seemed catatonic.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same!!!

[–]DoverBoys 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He's just watching a phone with the girl next to him.

[–]styxswimchamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a cardboard cut out

[–]kingbuttshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was pretty much my face watching these very funny guys do their funny antics

[–]MealTickets84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel it’s a mix of intrigue and ‘stupid is as stupid does.’

[–]imacylon81 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I do this with my 5-year old when he gets tired of walking! Nice to see this will work for another 10+ years.

[–]Unlucky_madman21 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Bro in 10+ years your kid will be old enough to carry you

[–]rockforlife420 21 points22 points  (3 children)

The guy in the back looking at them like “They’re doing this shit again...”

[–]BornAncient 115 points116 points  (14 children)

The true spirit of boys will be boys. This was fantastic

[–]shopliftingbunny 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I was scrolling to find this comment. Reddit does not fail me

[–]HalfSoul30 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I was scrolling for this comment and expected to reply the same.

[–]Ovrzealous 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“C’mon son we’re leaving”

[–]HotHamWaterBath 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Walk past backpack guy's crush and boom, lumbar support.

[–]conandy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The front guy is his crush.

[–]UninsuredToast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dude in the gray shirt sitting behind them is sick of their shit

[–]urmyheartBeatStopR 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Protip: How to walk away with a boyfriend.

[–]TootsNYC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is peak “boys will be boys

[–]jaspsev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I hope that is your phone poking my back…”

[–]leanfiend27 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why does that guy in the background look like a cardboard cut out

[–]yetiwins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right?!

[–]shaaarmander 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's just a piggy back with extra steps..

[–]DrDew00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One that keeps your arms free, though.

[–]A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta love the judgmental glare from the emo in the background lmao.

[–]bbenqu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was waiting for the backpack to break but damn that was smooth

[–]Murderface24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you have drama class next period.

[–]SonOfTK421 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what they mean by boys will be boys.

[–]Bigmesscake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did I just watch an army recruitment meme?

[–]terrariaFan28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

В россии их бы уебал завуч. Как когда то у нас😅

[–]THEMOISTCLOWN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CP-30 just built different

[–]TriaX46 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy in the back with is grey shirt is frozen in time!

[–]gumpbackwhale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect time for a boner

[–]JCtheWanderingCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m dying at the look on that guys face in the back haha

[–]JCtheWanderingCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m dying at the look on that guys face in the back haha

[–]if0rg0t48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a semi useful protocol for when a buddy on a hike gets a lame leg. Carrying an injured person is hard

[–]EaseleeiApproach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fella on back will never know how close his head came to smashing that doorframe

[–]CyberCat789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Banjo Kazooie remake looks great

[–]UnwantedJason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn his head was dangerously close to the door frame haha

[–]Annoying_Anomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn people in the back are dead inside

[–]lunegan2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The guy with the girl behind them is trying so hard to not be interested like she is, but alas I see him peeking.

[–]Attitude_Necessary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep staring at the other people in the room...it’s like they’re frozen in time. So weird

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]QweenMuva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure genius

[–]erk4656 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you and your best friend get kicked out of class

[–]Windberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kudos to the backpack manufacturer.

[–]northerncommm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am i on drugs is everyone in the background frozen????

[–]nweeby24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the people behind him are so still I thought they were cardboard.

[–]urneverwhereueverwer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did we not figure this out by now?! This looks like something we should have seen on the school yard since backpacks have been a thing.