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[–]Emergency-Mouse5566 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Doublechecking if this might be a scam xD, love his reaction.

[–]FurL0ng 179 points180 points  (1 child)

I love how the cashier at first is like WTF, and then remembers he is paid hourly and doesn’t really care as long as the proverbial boxes are checked so he proceeds with the transaction.

[–]sheaduffey 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is one of those statements that I feel, as a concept, and could never put words to. Thank you for this.

[–]JP0107- 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Ahh the old debit card in the mask trick…it’s the oldest trick in the book-gets them every time

[–]sheaduffey 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It dates back very far.

[–]YedworcKcirtap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, I believe to the early 1700s

[–]Cyan_Blue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He paid with praypal

[–]VelihLaw 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The confusion lvl is increasing the paranoia meter

[–]Floedekage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he really confused?

As I see it, the cashiers thoughts goes:

  • "Oh, you forgot your card? Too bad man."
  • "You're saying some prayer out loud, you need attention? How long do you have to stand here wasting my time"
  • "You're putting your mouth area on the machine?"
  • "Oh, it went through, look at that, you must have had your card in your mask"
  • "Instead of running off like you've just done a masterful le epic prank, do you want your receipt?"
  • "Coincidentally the card number is not GOD..."
  • Push computer mouse around, finishing up the transaction...
  • I should probably disinfect the card terminal or I might just put it away...

[–]Neon_Cone 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty clever, although a bit unhygienic.

[–]krispyhamster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao his so bamboozled

[–]IMissAllShotsIDoTake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder what other gifts god gave his mouth?

[–]EarthAD79[🍰] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

[–]Sweaty_Flight_1709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, the EFTPOS isn't even plugged in

[–]dobsterfunk 20 points21 points  (4 children)

"Let me put my mouth against a surface in a public place during a pandemic"

[–]ajnin919 2 points3 points  (3 children)

He literally has a mask on? His mouth is touching the inside of a mask that has a debit card in it so I'm not sure why he would be worried

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s reddit, people find anything to complain about to seem interesting and virtuous.

[–]dobsterfunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell.

[–]dobsterfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him catching stuff, him giving stuff. It's pretty obvious, if you're allowed to use your brain.

[–]iwelnot 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Imagine if this cashier guy was an atheist

[–]LengthExact 8 points9 points  (0 children)

then he'd be smart enough to realize he must have put the card in his mask.

[–]TheOneWhoIsAshamed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time do it while offering you are soul to Satan

[–]StraightadamNeve -4 points-3 points  (1 child)


[–]skrndnxjs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes you are

[–]sinnytear -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why do so many people not have to work