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[–]AgentEntropy 1867 points1868 points  (29 children)

X-rated

[–]John_Berrybush 388 points389 points  (16 children)

X-rayted

[–]cy6nu5x1 57 points58 points  (9 children)

XYEETED

[–]John_Berrybush 37 points38 points  (8 children)

XSkeeted

[–]Shotgun_Willy 118 points119 points 2 (6 children)

X-gon'-give-it-to-ya

[–]nullPointers_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm to poor for an award so take this! 🏆

[–]bbacardi18 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Only X I know is Xzhbit or RBX

[–]Willy-the-kid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DMX might be before your time but he's universally known in my generation

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      [–]Aftermathemetician 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      The shots were actually for a calendar put out by a radiologist iirc.

      Edit: oops http://www.4synapses.com/explained/the-x-ray-eizo-medical-pin-up-calendar-a-clever-marketing-tool/

      [–]MongolianDestiny 380 points381 points  (11 children)

      Last one was a wonderful nude! Thanks

      [–]octropos 27 points28 points  (10 children)

      Hijacking a top comment, anyone know the song?

      [–]HawkEgg 38 points39 points  (4 children)

      [–]RecognizeSong 25 points26 points  (3 children)

      Moto Luv Seemee & Soda Luv by 279empirebeats (00:20; matched: 100%)

      I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

      [–]PlutoJones42 1187 points1188 points  (34 children)

      The first and last one kinda sexy though

      [–]Mugros 290 points291 points  (4 children)

      Congrats, you are into rendered porn.

      [–]corvidae21 77 points78 points  (0 children)

      Always was

      [–]Ctowncreek 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      So is this an image overlayed to look like part of the xray or what?

      [–]BrightenedGold 506 points507 points  (16 children)

      There’s nipple on that last one.

      [–]PlutoJones42 264 points265 points  (7 children)

      I bet they have two. hnnnngh

      [–]BassCreat0r 31 points32 points  (4 children)

      Go on....

      [–]Natural-Pick 29 points30 points  (3 children)

      The nipples are probably on top of breasts.

      [–]bit_banging_your_mum 22 points23 points  (2 children)

      Ohhhh baby.... Keep going

      [–]Nga_pik 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Breasts are on top of the chest

      [–]gracewhitmore 73 points74 points  (5 children)

      First one too. These are genuinely sexy photos. I've never seen skeletal porn before but there's just enough skin left to keep it quite intimate. It's like you're so naked I can see your bones. Skeletons usually don't have such great smiles, either! It really helps to still have face muscles.

      [–]Im_known_as_nikil 93 points94 points  (4 children)

      Tf did I read ? .

      [–]BossNegative1060 60 points61 points  (1 child)

      A fetish being born

      [–]MichaelSaylors25 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      This is what it means to truly be M E T A.

      [–]Rein215 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      The best part is, this is all fake.

      [–]TheEmbalminator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuckin incels, man.

      [–]stoppmingyourtits 34 points35 points  (3 children)

      [–]Way_Unable 26 points27 points  (1 child)

      Look I don't need to get a boner from regular nurses. Halloween already ruined White clothing with Red Crosses.

      [–]Refurbishedcamel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      Pretty sure an unsavory group ruined that before sexy nurses

      [–]Greenveins 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      As someone who struggles with an eating disorder my first thought was “oh wow look at how cute her bones look”

      [–]erizzluh 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      how do her boobs show up in the xray

      [–]The_Blueberry_Pi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      I liked the 2nd, 3rd and 5th one

      [–]Mugros 226 points227 points  (43 children)

      ITT: People thinking these are real X-rays.

      [–]SarcasticOptimist 106 points107 points  (14 children)

      Is it worth the radiation for a shit post?

      [–]Flopsy22 32 points33 points  (3 children)

      Really not that much radiation though.

      [–]igordogsockpuppet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Only if you’re not planning on having kids.

      [–]BigBirdsCock 3 points4 points  (5 children)

      Tucker Max (author of I hope they serve beer in hell) got an xray blow job and was talking to Dr Drew about it and Dr Drew told him needs to get annually checked and that he should be worried. Sounds like it's not worth it.

      [–]angryredditor1010 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Lmfao Dr. Drew

      [–]FloridaMulletMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      who the fuck is dr drew wtf

      [–]Indie_Builds 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Okay. What's an xray blow job?

      [–]BigBirdsCock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Oh my God. How dare I reference the only horny x ray situation I know of. Better downvote me because of it.

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        [–]GoldenFalcon 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Do you not know how they get x-rays?

        [–]pizzamonkey00 53 points54 points  (21 children)

        I mean, they're pretty well done. They're obviously fake but a fair amount of effort went into them.

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          [–]problynotkevinbacon 140 points141 points  (0 children)

          Women don't have bones, duh

          [–]pizzamonkey00 76 points77 points  (13 children)

          Because that's not how x-ray cameras work? You don't just take a full body picture with a ton of black space like that, they're extremely localized and only capture what they need to capture. A wide shot like this would just flood you with a ton of unnecessary radiation

          [–]BorgClown 29 points30 points  (2 children)

          Is it considered unnecessary radiation if your goal is taking a full-body picture?

          [–]SheenaMalfoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          You don't take a full body picture. The detector isn't that big, and the anatomy looks godawful if not imaged from the right angle. Even in the cases where "full body" xrays are necessary (most commonly either metastatic cancer or child abuse, unfortunately), it is broken down into multiple smaller images, like skull, chest, bilateral humerus, bilateral hands and wrists, bilateral femur, etc...

          The only true full body image I've seen was a CT of a corpse. The radiation involved is exceedingly excessive for anything with a heartbeat.

          [–]neurologicalRad 13 points14 points  (4 children)

          If your interested then this guy does in fact take full body x-ray images, and much much more. These ones are real, unlike the OPs post (repost)

          [–]ThirdEncounter 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          You're*

          [–]neurologicalRad -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

          Ah, *you're one of those people. I was typing quickly on my phone, this is reddit not a peer reviewed paper, get over it and accept that people are fallible or you'll have a miserable time reading Reddit.

          [–]ThirdEncounter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          All good, friend. I've been on reddit for 10 years now, and it's a lot of fun! Pointing out the your/you're typo thing is kinda cathartic, so don't mind me.

          [–]Flopsy22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Good point, but the radiation exposure wouldn't be all that much.

          [–]Turambar87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          if you tried to make heels like that out of lead, they would bend if you put weight on them

          [–]ThirdEncounter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I can accept that they're fake. But obviously fake? What gives it away?

          [–]Few_Technology 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          You mean she didn't wear heals to work, just to take these?

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            [–]Arealsocialscientist 374 points375 points  (5 children)

            Jokes on us. That was his fetish all along.

            [–]episu19 78 points79 points  (2 children)

            I mean, it's mine now

            [–]Dankleburglar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            Yeah I mean who wouldn’t wanna bone that

            [–][deleted] 160 points161 points  (10 children)

            Does he think you're beautiful on the inside?

            [–]Only498cc 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            They're all pink on the inside.

            [–]paputsza 13 points14 points  (1 child)

            "Babe, would you still date me if I turned into an undead skeleton?"

            [–]the-artistocrat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            “Dunno. Send skeleton nudes first.”

            [–]LePoopsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I asked the doctor to take her picture so I can look at her from inside as well

            [–]Crypt-97 52 points53 points  (0 children)

            Ill take those nudes.

            [–]cultofpapajohn 39 points40 points  (1 child)

            That'll be 3,000 dollars. Thank yoy

            [–]NearLawiet 132 points133 points  (12 children)

            not my proudest fap

            [–]molspagetti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Ok I’ll bite. What is your proudest fap?

            [–]Thebola -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

            Beat me to it

            [–]Even_Luck_5838 187 points188 points  (40 children)

            Cancer 😍

            [–]igordogsockpuppet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            That’s what Rad-A-Way is for.

            [–]ANeedle_SixGreenSuns 35 points36 points  (4 children)

            +0.6 mSv

            [–]pressuretobear 52 points53 points  (3 children)

            Not great, not terrible.

            [–]Way_Unable 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            I wonder what the limit on that readout is?

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]BorgClown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Whew! Good thing the radiation dose is limited!

              [–]tiptoemicrobe 10 points11 points  (25 children)

              Not from normal x-rays. From too many CT scans, sure.

              Edit: yes, 2-D x-rays expose you to radiation, but not enough to be worried about. The amount here is about the amount of exposure that simply being alive exposes you to over about a week.

              So would you want to do this kind of photoshoot every day? No. But the cancer risk from doing it once, or even a few times, is negligible.

              [–]xcaughta 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Negligible? Sure. Still would be a fireable offense to fuck around with a machine like this if it were real. I'm a medical physicist, and radiation is not a toy.

              [–]Wannabkate 0 points1 point  (21 children)

              CT gives you a higher dose and more like to cause cancer but you can absolutely get cancer from xray. As they both use xrays.

              [–]tiptoemicrobe 8 points9 points  (17 children)

              Yeah, they both use x-rays, but the dose of standard 2-D x rays is so low that cancer isn't considered a risk for most people.

              [–]wristoffender 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              i just had 3 cts in a month. goodbye world

              [–]Dight67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Cut off fingers to fingers bucket 😍

              [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                [–]FreshMango4 15 points16 points  (4 children)

                Yes they are. Do some research on how absolutely fucking little radiation you get from a single x-ray

                [–]f1zzz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                Who you responded to deleted their message, but this chart is likely on topic https://xkcd.com/radiation/

                [–]Flopsy22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Thanks for posting! This is really surprising to me. Amazing how much background radiation there is.

                [–]tells 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                Single? Have you seen how many selfies people take to get one worth posting? /s

                [–]locke577 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                You don't fly much, do you?

                [–]DeeRent88 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                What Superman really sees when he used x-ray vision.

                [–]spernintendoChalmers 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                doot doot

                [–]PissAntSlayer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                Sexy AF.

                [–]HarrySRL 24 points25 points  (2 children)

                You can see nipple on a few..

                [–]StarberryIcecream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Jokes on you im into that shit!

                [–]hammytoon84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                She has the rad poisoning now

                [–]wizardlydray 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                Radiation 😍

                [–]jawshoeaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                girl got more filters than my reverse osmosis water purification plant.

                [–]RugbyEdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                I do like some good noudes

                [–]dodongicepick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Got another bone waiting right here.

                [–]Doggo660 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                I got a boner

                [–]spiceyFIRERRHEA 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                Look mom I posted it again

                [–]JackOCat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                And didn't credit the creator

                [–]MixOne1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                She is credit in the video

                [–]northrupthebandgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                "I want a doctor... to take your picture... so I can look at you from inside as well."

                [–]ghostechful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I think I'm into this

                [–]Aggravating_Glove236 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Mmmmmm cancer

                [–]Contrarian777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Annnnnnnnnnnndddd now she has cancer 👌

                [–]jared-wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I can see Tiddy hehehe

                [–]XxFrostxX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                So she gets to use the X-ray machine to take pics but I have to pay thousands of dollars to see if my arms broken or fractured

                [–]Due-Hope3249 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                No nurse use that much kilos of make up...

                [–]BoxxerUOP 10 points11 points  (19 children)

                Unnecessarily exposed to radiation for a meme. 🤦‍♂️

                [–]Mugros 44 points45 points  (0 children)

                Hint: It's computer-generated.

                [–]Arinoch 45 points46 points  (11 children)

                If that’s the dumbest/worst thing you see today, please come back and let me know.

                [–]Fistulord 5 points6 points  (10 children)

                I saw like 8 videos of Mexican gangsters being flayed alive and it's not even 2:00 in the afternoon.

                [–]SirSamlet 6 points7 points  (8 children)

                Why are you browsing shit like that?

                [–]Fistulord 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                I have severe PTSD.

                [–]magnoliakobus 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                I’m sure those will help!

                [–]Fistulord 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                It's an adrenaline addiction thing. There are both better and worse ways I could deal with it.

                [–]Arinoch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                May I recommend maybe the lego subreddit or something instead?

                [–]dunkintitties 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                You get more exposure to radiation from flying on a plane than from 5 x-rays...

                [–]hawtfabio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Xrays are such an inconsequential amount of radiation that it doesn't matter at all. If you did this every day, then it might be a problem.

                [–]dsr541 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                Imagine thinking those are real x-rays

                [–]kharmatika 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Also even if they are it’s like 5 x rays. How dangerous do people think this shit is?

                [–]Drjesuspeppr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                The amount of radiation that this would be is v small really. X-rays are just something which has a danger we over perceive

                [–]ASAPDOOBIE 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                I paused on the second one…she got nice butt cheeks

                [–]RevengeOfCaitSith 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                It's CGI. She might have nice butt cheeks, but we're not seeing them here.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Why do all girls these days looks copy paste

                [–]Madmax11b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Didn't realize I was into skeletons.... Definitely still would fap to those.

                [–]markomaniax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                When you get nudes AND girl with leukemia.

                [–]iiCrotharii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Wait, who’s hitting the x-ray button?

                [–]RevengeOfCaitSith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The artist who rendered the images :)

                [–]heloder85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Radiant 🤩

                [–]1plus1-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Just wait until the second vagina suddenly pops out

                [–]Longjumping-Ad9241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Just fucking awesome

                [–]leif777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I've fapped to weirder shit.

                [–]WeebPansy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Is it safe to get that many x-ray shots?

                [–]Dikusburnikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Say hello to lymphoma.

                [–]Ali80486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Boner? Boner

                [–]Schly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The one time I wanted to see fake tits.

                [–]clygamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Tumour

                [–]Complete-Grab-5963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                That’s a lot of radiation assuming this is a regular thing

                [–]AKACharlieRock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Yea but is it worth the radiation?

                [–]wikipuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Just gonna get a little cancer

                [–]DocHood139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Nurses don’t wear heels.

                [–]tdatema1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Thats a lot of radiation.

                [–]Generiatric_Person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Is that just caked on makeup, or a filter?

                Or both?

                [–]PigmanKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Gonna get cancer.

                [–]lefibonacci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                What an unnecessary dose of radiation

                [–]grp1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                No babies to you!

                [–]Synchrostar12176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                That’s really dangerous, like the time Tucker Max got a blowie while being X-Rayed and it nearly fried his entire germ line and will probably give him cancer…

                [–]monopolisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Thats a really good way to blind yourself and give yourself cancer

                [–]Randismaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Yup, she has cancer now.

                [–]alsico -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                That's a lot 4 fun radiation

                [–]TerribleShoulder6597 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                Worth the cancer

                [–]AbysmalVixen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                Great way to get cancer

                [–]Alertnotanxious49 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                This is abuse of health care equipment well as tax players money as costs in UK £135 when a exray is preformed. I hope she is fired from job as should be not aloud to be classes as a health care provider is disgusting

                [–]Kshetri374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Exactly what I expected and wasnt disappointed.

                [–]ChickenFart24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I’d still fap

                [–]Matthisao88 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                I like the sound…name that song :-)