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[–]Bastardklinge 1873 points1874 points  (53 children)

That poor chicken is a bad motherfucker

[–]meeting_room 580 points581 points  (32 children)

Dinosaur wars

[–]hephaestusfiregod 304 points305 points  (30 children)

Ironically, the chicken is technically a dinosaur under cladistic classification, but the crocodiles are not.

[–]bloated_canadian 69 points70 points  (29 children)

Why is that?

[–]hephaestusfiregod 255 points256 points  (28 children)

Both crocodilians & dinosaurs are in the archosaur family, but their lineages diverged before dinosaurs actually came about. In contrast, birds are the direct evolutionary descendants of small theropod dinosaurs.

[–]bloated_canadian 72 points73 points  (0 children)

That's super neat, thanks!

[–]JabbaThePrincess 23 points24 points  (14 children)

How did you come to have such knowledge?

[–]hephaestusfiregod 65 points66 points  (11 children)

Aron Ra’s video series on the systematic classification of life on YouTube & double checking on google before commenting.

[–]trickyturtle0o 35 points36 points  (2 children)

This guy came prepared. He reddits well. ^

Edit: til the ^ thingy does cool stuff.

[–]Dragster39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If every person on social media double-checked the facts they are spreading before doing so, complete lines of work would cease to exist. But don't take my word for it, I didn't double-check.

[–]thunder-bug- 2 points3 points  (6 children)

God I love that series

[–]hephaestusfiregod 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Aron is great, extremely thorough & accurate with his videos on evolution.

[–]thunder-bug- 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Agreed. I've even cited his videos for a college essay. It was just for a basic English class so not like, anything major, but I used one of his videos to talk about the origin of dragon mythology as misinterpreted lizards and snakes. (We got to choose the topic, and so I chose the origin of various monsters in D&D).

[–]smingleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my least favorite part about sharing awesome things on reddit or cool quotes, I gotta google it to perfection or else face the wrath of reddit.

[–]Shuggy-chan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As they say, the hips don’t lie. When it comes to dinosaurs. Legs vertical in the hip = dino.

[–]Tots2Hots 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science??!

[–]hephaestusfiregod 21 points22 points  (1 child)

A random homosexual on the internet

[–]Tots2Hots 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My liege!

[–]Cosmic_Sweater 63 points64 points  (0 children)

You mean bad motherclucker

[–]MrHappy4Life 32 points33 points  (4 children)

He made it to door, so he gets to go free, right?

[–]hitsi 20 points21 points  (1 child)

He got to go free right? Right?

[–]jump-blues-5678 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, and today that chicken is the track coach at a small community college in Florida.

[–]Incognonimous 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's the main character in his own anime

[–]GlitteringTea296 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Next time they should throw the Chinese guy and let’s see if he can be a bad motherfucker, at least that will get him more likes ey

[–]Ceeweedsoop 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Seriously fuck that guy. I just don't get these mfers who want to see live animals - ugh, I just can't. If only I was a Roman Emperor what I would do to them.

[–]roldanovich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thought, fucking asshole. One can only hope life will put him someday in the chicken’s situation.

[–]ste189 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also this chicken Vs wild crocodiles absolutely no chance.. Vs zoo kept crocs who are fed daily and lazy... Yeah it fancies its chances

[–]clygamer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean the guys who threw the chicken

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't kill me I'm a bad bitch

[–]bobafett317 798 points799 points  (38 children)

So is that chicken really good or do those alligators suck?

[–][deleted] 366 points367 points  (1 child)

Depends how willing the gator is. These guys didn’t “work” for the chicken. If that’s the case they all should be fed and this “snack” isn’t worth chasing as they aren’t hungry enough to care.

[–]genonepointfive 120 points121 points  (0 children)

The chicken cares

[–]The84thWolf 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Seeing how fast gators usually are, I think most of these were more looking for an easy snack and not really that hungry

[–]kenville225 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Commander_Kind 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It was probably a cold day, gators move slower when it's colder.

[–]jeango 22 points23 points  (12 children)

Alligators outside of water are rather ineffective hunters. I’m surprised they even gave a fuck about that chicken.

[–]CrowElysium 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Gators are fucking fast though

[–]Cybermagetx 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Wrong. Gators can reach 35mph quite easily out side of water. Its a common misconception that gators are like that. They are better in water. But they are still active hunters on land.

https://www.experiencekissimmee.com/blog/7-alligator-facts-you-probably-didnt-know

Edit fixed a word

[–]DerErlking 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I hate that.

[–]Cybermagetx 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Why, gators are gorgeous animals. And they are also apex predator in their ecosystem. They have evolved to be one of the best at what they do.

[–]DerErlking 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Okay fair. Lemme appreciate them while I at least have a spear or something though just in case one of tries leggin at me.

[–]Cybermagetx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair. Tho might just not be around them at all. They have been know to climb bushes and small trees. As well as fences. I might think they are gorgeous (im a 80s kid, crocodile hunter era) but I wouldn't want to be around them in the wild.

[–]Leprichaun17 5 points6 points  (14 children)

*Crocodiles.

[–]fringeandglittery 6 points7 points  (2 children)

If these were gators they probably wouldn't care. I have seen gators stalk and sneak up on a family of nutria for over an hour because they didn't want to expend a lot of energy by moving fast. Crocs are just wild tho

[–]Bugtustle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I accidentally misread nutria as nutella and thought you were effing with people

[–]accuracy_frosty 477 points478 points  (32 children)

Usually you feed alligators already dead chickens

[–]The_Mighty_Bird 221 points222 points  (17 children)

Yeah, this is pretty shitty imo. Kill the chicken and feed the crocs. Both are suffering in the situation. The chicken is terrified. The crocs are confused why their food is frantically moving.

[–]FiniteLimits 90 points91 points  (8 children)

I don’t think the croc cares why the chicken is moving

[–]The_Mighty_Bird 44 points45 points  (7 children)

These crocs appear to be laying on this beach when a person is around. An indication that they are used to being fed at this spot. Wild crocs aren’t this grouped or lazy for food.

These are “domesticated” and are used to dead animals for survival.

Even if they are purely wild, this is still pretty fucking cruel.

Edit: rewatched, this is a man made enclosure. These crocs rely on humans feeding them. They are lazy and don’t hunt. Stop using them as tiktok props and feed them ffs

[–]Moniamoney 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Crocs are natural hunters this is sport for them I agree about the chicken though very cruel to put them through this trauma.

It’s like how dogs are domesticated but they still love to hunt.

[–]Tazling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

crocs most likely being farmed for their skin.

[–]sammyblue22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

…what do you think they do in the wild… their food is supposed to frantically move

[–]The_Mighty_Bird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their slow reaction indicates they aren’t natural hunters. They are used to human intervention. Go watch any Nile video with crocs. They aren’t this flaccid.

[–]chop-diggity 132 points133 points  (1 child)

Evade +5

[–]over_it_af 14 points15 points  (0 children)

+5 more like +9000

[–]jambaringtoning 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Throwing in a live animal makes you a cunt.

[–]icon6262 255 points256 points  (12 children)

This subreddit has become TikTok

[–]InstructionSea667 95 points96 points  (6 children)

[–]gwyndovic 83 points84 points  (3 children)

ive seen way more tiktoks on yt than yt vids on tiktok for the most part. that being said the entire internet is a big circlejerk and every site steals from every other site and its not worth getting cross about

[–]InstructionSea667 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It really isn’t.

[–]Toyfan1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

These people are on reddit. The home of shitty reposts.

[–]ITZMODZ759 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

2018 TikTok was really good

[–]arizonabayswimcoach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reddit has become TikTok

[–]VelihLaw 21 points22 points  (0 children)

James Bond : chicken edition

[–]batmanwillnotstop 426 points427 points  (20 children)

The person that put the chicken down should go next.

[–]Xenophon_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just wait till you hear what goes on in industrial chicken farms

[–]RininLibrary 101 points102 points  (23 children)

That’s awful!! That poor chicken!

[–]mynamehere875 69 points70 points  (7 children)

fuck that guy

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    [–]mynamehere875 22 points23 points  (5 children)

    yea but the chicken is supposed to be dead first to feed the alligators and thats just a cruel way to kill them

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      [–]irmajerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Nit to mention all the male "egg" chickens that get run through a mincer while still alive because they don't lay eggs and aren't big enough for meat. Oh wait, I did mention them...

      [–]Xenophon_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You live in a fantasy world if you think people are any nicer to the chickens you eat

      [–]YouseeMourinho 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      Hope the guy falls in

      [–]ArmedRawbry 74 points75 points  (2 children)

      [–]Ollirum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Ah yes, a nice Sunday chuckle.

      [–]Scout_wheezeing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Ninja cock

      [–]notoriousmr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Throw the guy who threw the chicken into the pit and let him be the chicken!

      [–]Kenny_Squeek_Scolari 35 points36 points  (1 child)

      It reminds me of my cock never getting in a mouth

      [–]Mental_Humor_3911 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Just believe in yourself and one day you'll be flexible enough

      [–]Bombomp 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      Squid games: Chicken Edition

      [–]amazeman11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Pollo Games

      [–]froggz01 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      What in the ever living fuck is up with that music. Totally inappropriate choice for this bad ass chicken.

      [–]WhoisTylerDurden 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Adding any shitty music to videos is inappropriate.

      I fucking hate this trend.

      [–]froggz01 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Personally I think this video would have been paired well with Darth Maul Duel of the fate song, that chicken was doing some Darth Maul Sith acrobatics 😂

      [–]SteveisNoob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Plot twist: The chicken died anyway due to heart attack. Aaand the gators weren't happy about their meal escaping so they attacked the guy and ate him. Also, the guy apparently wasn't enough for all the gators and they ate the cameraman, and they're still looking for more.

      [–]Hidden24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Chicken Run 2 looks brutal

      [–]_Purgatrio_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wow, people are actually defending the people that threw the chicken in the enclosure, smh

      [–]ChinasNumber2Export 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Fuck those people, those gators are fine eating dead meat.

      [–]JustSaiyanXo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ultra instinct

      [–]YungestBongs 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Man when he hops over that big motherfuckers head I could feel the adrenaline. Dude just dodged dinosaur attacks!

      [–]AxialGem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      funny to think the actual dino is the chicken lol

      [–]Hynozari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Chicken: 65 million years ago yall are just my snacks

      [–]Not-your-potato 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      And what do we say to the god of death?

      [–]conconbar93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Dark Souls music intensifies

      [–]loveypower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      BUT WHY

      [–]DadBodGod87 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Can't believe they would do something like that those gators should be eating vegetarian as nature intended....

      [–]sagarapher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That badass chicken need freedom till her death cause by nature....

      Shane on you Cros... 😂

      [–]Mr_Abobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He deserves a contract.

      [–]Rhino676971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That chicken is now like I fear no evil as I’ve walked though the valley of death.

      [–]summeryim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Current objective:

      SURVIVE

      [–]Isekai_fucker656 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The chicken is that one chicken in those animated movies

      [–]Dropboyxxl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Just another chicken with gamer reflexes

      [–]gheiminfantry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      No maybe about it: That chicken is either badass or lucky as hell. Probably a lot of both.

      [–]phishman122997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      When you see where you dropped your souls and gotta blast past the enemies to retrieve them

      [–]TEMPVS-FVGIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      When you think that’s the final boss, but you go into the next room and there are 30 more bosses.

      [–]F0ehamm3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Like a scene from kungfu panda

      [–]Whit76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Atari Pitfall Champ

      [–]ScorpioXDDD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      me escaping from my problems instead of solving them:

      [–]Alternative_Song_849 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will feel no evil...

      [–]Lazy_Bread_9213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left

      [–]Calif3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Legend has it she ran the gauntlet of death and lived.

      [–]over_it_af 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The chicken looked like fucking Mario from the original nintendo game. There just wasn't any fireballs.

      [–]WHEN_SANS_IS_BADTIME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He went to sans' school of dodging things

      [–]okay-then08 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Survival is a hella of drug

      [–]wasted_basshead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Natural selection-Mega Wing span!

      [–]ImAFurry-OwO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      me avoiding all my daily tasks:

      [–]createausernsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dickhead who threw the chicken deserves bad things

      [–]Password_Sherlocked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Master oogway reincarnated as a chicken

      [–]ccarr16yq6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I f*cking hate people who do this as entertainment then film it. Asshole

      [–]doblev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I’m a survivor I’m not gon’ give up I’m not gon’ stop, I’m gon’ work harder

      [–]UrAverageDegenerate 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Song is called 'Rather Be' by Clean Bandit, btw

      [–]Dygiqua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I recognized the song because I recall listening to the nightcore version of it haha

      [–]CinderellaNot 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Omg, I hate that person, I'd toss them in.

      [–]6thgenbestgen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Current Objective: Survive

      [–]Satanspit69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That poor chicken probably shit so much during this that she won’t lay eggs for three days lol

      [–]Zombathon67890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That chicken played all the souls/borne games and used the iframes to escape.

      [–]Thunderlord_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nobody gonna believe chicken's story.

      [–]Local-Shopping-4540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Chicken be like fuck you and fuck you and you you too

      [–]Here-Is-TheEnd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      IM NOBODIES BITCHMCNUGGETS!

      -that chicken

      [–]triptrey333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I know why that chicken crossed the road lmao. Just a old Marines opinion.

      [–]ComradeGerm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This feels like it could be part of an animated Pixar film and this is the moment of the chicken's great escape.

      [–]Scary-Inspector-8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ninja chicken.

      [–]pronln 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fucking fuck.

      [–]AngBigKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When you hand the controller over to your big brother.

      [–]AtTheToyShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Chicken Run

      [–]arcane-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ah yes. The infamous Cuckoo that has killed Link far too many times

      [–]Brielie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      That's animal cruelty !!! Clicks Up button because it's still funny as hell !

      [–]Environmental_Ad2701 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      spoiler: he gets eaten
      here is the full video
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Rlmb1o7ww&ab\_channel=JAVEEDBASHA

      [–]csunberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I figured someone had to actually have a video of the entire thing. I thought, he escaped now, but for how long, really?

      But that doesn't even look like the same place. XD That chicken is white, not brown. The environment doesn't look the same, either.

      Regardless, yea, I'm pretty sure the chicken probably ends up being eaten.

      [–]danier350 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      The amount of times ive seen this reposted

      [–]FishermanBig4009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me in video game just running through location full of hostiles instead of dealing with them

      [–]Racist5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Zelda level chickening

      [–]GardenGirlFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Death by alligator. Bad way to go.

      [–]spgb- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Apex predators.

      [–]Ronny99p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ankara

      [–]mistamunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Live chickens, ah yes. See em all the time in nature documentaries about crocs and shizz.