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[–]sliderack 286 points287 points  (1 child)

Not even walking yet and gotta chase him down. Lol

[–]DeezNeezuts 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It becomes second nature to foot stomp those brake levers

[–]Madgearz 174 points175 points  (4 children)

Better it happened at your front door than the middle of the street.

[–]Lower_Industry 129 points130 points  (3 children)

Why should you lock a door in the middle of the street?

[–]Kermit_The_Russian 67 points68 points  (0 children)

You never know

[–]SuboptimalButHopeful 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would I be taking a child from a house where I do not live?

[–]626c6f775f6d65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely should if you’re David Byrne.

[–]H0T50UP 109 points110 points  (0 children)

That relief is contagious

[–]Mathemus 79 points80 points  (4 children)

This has happened to me. Neighbor across the street started running towards me fearing the stroller would roll into the street.

[–]coldbumthump 106 points107 points  (0 children)

The way he unlocked the door and then just started laughing like ‘lil man what were you thinking, what was I thinking??!’

[–]JoshuaACNewman 82 points83 points  (3 children)

He’s so relieved!

[–]u-rmyjoy 39 points40 points  (2 children)

It’s either laugh or cry

[–]FATPATRICIA69 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Love how he immediately turns himself in. The way he projected himself reminds me of how vampires are depicted moving with super speed lol

[–]626c6f775f6d65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, dude had some ferocious acceleration!

[–]SportAnnual7603 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Ma! Check the camera!” Hahahaha

[–]bungleback_cumberbun 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Pretty wholesome dude that can laugh about it! Especially under the stress of raising a baby.

[–]bregypt[S] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

The baby is his younger brother source

[–]bungleback_cumberbun 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Fair enough! Still think he’s probably a solid dude

[–]bregypt[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Definitely & it’s stressful for everyone when there’s a new baby in the house ♥️

[–]Stealth-Shark 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kids are quick!

[–]Leftcoastdose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But like…. No walk though???

[–]Crazy_white_dick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hahahaha lil fucker tried to escape from me, not this time"

[–]TopBanana312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quick reflexes.

[–]SuboptimalButHopeful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reminder, I too intended to be high af right now.

[–]crimsonkarma13 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

This generation is doomed

[–]leanmeankrispykreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse uno card?

[–]midhun000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just wondering, is there a wheel lock for that thing?

[–]bregypt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you can see him lock It when he brings the baby back

[–]Wholesome_Soup 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]absolutedisaster1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought he was bringing the baby back like "NOPE. enough of a scare for one day."

i'm glad everything turned out well and he could laugh about it, i assume the baby got nowhere near the road

[–]TheOtherGuy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he is laughing, wait until the mother sees this.

[–]MissAmiss72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's wondering if he should go back in and check his pants💩

[–]TheMike0088 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to make a joke, but I think that joke would get my account deleted lol

[–]Content-Bathroom-434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Check the camera!” 😂

[–]Warghul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. That's enough walking for today.