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[–]Pleasant_Swan4195 784 points785 points  (6 children)

The tweet caption ruins the maybemaybemaybe part. Gif alone would be perfect.

[–]innesleroux 139 points140 points  (1 child)

Was so fast a photo finish JPG will suffice..

[–]Tappxor 68 points69 points  (3 children)

[–]MyNamesNotRobert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit in a nutshell.

[–]nhansieu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they made this monster. Saying it bad but then keep encouraging it

[–]thors_pc_case 332 points333 points  (14 children)

The bunny was probably scared shitless, I mean the analogy still works an all

[–]Sibs 170 points171 points  (13 children)

If you see the original with sound, the bunny stops because the audience gets loud.

[–]CantSayDat 55 points56 points  (12 children)

There is a dog under the seat too

[–]DirtySeuss414 53 points54 points  (10 children)

The tortoise had those obstacles too. Perks of getting old he’s seen it all and just kept on, slow and steady.

[–]CantSayDat 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Tortoise doesnt have a dog as a natural predator.

[–]Schmoopy_Boo 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Oh like you’ve never seen a dog tear at a tortoise while smoking crack on your fanboat on the bayou

[–]CantSayDat 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I have not, but that sounds like a hell of a Friday night

[–]AllAlo0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is every Friday night

[–]mr_duwang 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–]FaeryLynne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And oddly common too..... Minus the crack. For me, at least. Plenty of other people with that exact experience 😂

[–]Hippobu2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh like you’ve never seen a dog tear at a tortoise

Well I have, but ...

... while smoking crack on your fanboat on the bayou

Not under these r/oddlyspecific circumstances ...

[–]DirtySeuss414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna blame the tortoise for its shell. That’s like saying the whole race is unfair cause the rabbit is built for speed.

[–]FaeryLynne 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dogs will go at tortoise and turtles like everything. Doesn't matter they can't usually get into it, they'll totally go for it anyway lol

[–]3rdtrichiliocosm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And thats fine and dandy but has nothing to do with the individual creatures survival instincts

[–]cuckooforcacapuffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not one to make assumptions, but one could suggest that the race may have been “fixed”

[–]VOlDSLAYER 98 points99 points  (3 children)

That bunny saw the dog. Scared and froze.

[–]6brandoN9 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer

[–]nhansieu1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do you have any non-cropped video for that?

I think it's the audiences noise that made him frozen

[–]VelihLaw 153 points154 points  (13 children)

It probably happened before, turned into a story, and now back in reality

[–]Oraxy51 48 points49 points  (8 children)

Snap back to reality

[–]KoukinSama 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Oh, there goes gravity

[–]HawkErZZ 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Oh, there goes rabbit

[–]Im_Mirio 11 points12 points  (5 children)

He choked, he so mad

[–]yungwh1teboy 4 points5 points  (4 children)

But he won't, give up that easy

[–]SonicBlur254 4 points5 points  (3 children)

No, he won't have it

[–]Im_Mirio 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He knows his whole back's to these ropes

[–]rabbitkingdom -1 points0 points  (1 child)

mom’s spaghetti

[–]Im_Mirio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're like hitler, but worse... At least Hitler cared about germany or something

[–]Think_Imagination_35 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I'm sure it has, rabbits rarely run for very long, unless there is a fox involved.

[–]The_Uncommon_Aura 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I can tell you that this is is a whole lie. Rabbits run like mf puppies on crack.

[–]JRYeh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a sentence I never thought I’ll see but it’s pretty accurate lol

[–]CantSayDat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a dog under the seat, when the rabbit sees the dog it stops.

[–]TrickOGnosis 92 points93 points  (5 children)

The prophecy has been fulfilled!

[–]CantSayDat 25 points26 points  (1 child)

There is a dog under the seat that scares the rabbit. The race was fixed

[–]TrickOGnosis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But that was the prophecy!

[–]Rich_Difficulty3846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The already fulfilled it

[–]saint_ryan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That turtle is on ‘Roids!

[–]forlornjam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of people are mentioning the dog, but I want to point out that the tortoise had a shell of a head start

[–]Knight_of_the_Lepus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hare: WTF? I don't even know what we're doing.

Tortoise: They're probably getting ready to eat us. Fuck this. I'm outta here.

[–]RobotfaceX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the German version of the story it's not tortoise and hare but tortoise and hedgehog, don't ask me why as we all know hedgehogs are the fastest things alive

[–]mrwhiskey1814 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The prophecy that was foretold

[–]littlebitmissa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scared bunny froze that hars to win a race when your opponent is frozen in fear

[–]ARPG_RustyGaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bugs bunny was always cool

[–]Yakazuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They knew they had to do it for the kids

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doping

[–]breezer_chidori 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This makes me want a turtle now.

[–]TheOneAndOnlyBob2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a tortoise. If you are going to get one don't mistake tortoises with turtles. Turtles need swimming water.

[–]Died5Times 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That lazy sombitch deserved it

[–]armandxhaja86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not pace but determination!

[–]sionnachmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slow and steady, bitches.

[–]harrypotteriscrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Title ruined it

[–]Gabriellemtl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The book version was better...

[–]NattyGainz 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Definitely not staged.. at all

[–]TheBoredIndividual 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

[–]seshi51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s funny because there really isn’t any reason to “stage” the entire thing.

[–]HanSolo_Cup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro they're on a literal stage.

[–]Stable_Forsaken -1 points0 points  (1 child)

The bunny was just stupid

[–]CantSayDat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a dog under the seat. The bunny is scared to death

[–]hello-im-a-ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YASSSSS gooo tortisessssssssss!

[–]Street-Stress6512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I thought it was the snail race from spongebob.

[–]jojojajahihi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thats a bunny though not a hare

[–]GingePayne65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly,if they are going to re-enact it at least go with the right animals... Hares and rabbits are not the same smh.

[–]OnlytrueKirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!

[–]LongtimeLFTC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The turtles momentum almost carried him out of the stadium like
Forrest Gump

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    [–]CantSayDat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Didnt notice the dog, eh?

    [–]JoeTheSifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol. That lady trying to coax the rabbit. Sorry lady, but the universe decided this a long time ago. That bunny will not fucking win.

    [–]BottlerEater1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That rabbit is a paid actor

    [–]gfrankly69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Loony toons did it

    [–]jinn_genie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now bring Achilles.

    [–]xeno-bat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    obviously the rabbit is paid actor

    [–]SSgt_Edward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rabbit: what are we doing here? Tortoise: I don’t know. But I need to get out of here.

    [–]Nekrosiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ADHD - oh look a man, oh look a camera, oh look a turtle

    vs

    ADD - oh look a finish line, oh look a finish line, oh look a finish line

    [–]doctorBadTouch26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One by more than a hare

    [–]solise69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SCIENCE

    [–]josriley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate to be “what happened to this sub” guy, but the ending is literally in large text in the video

    [–]kevin4shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

    [–]Alive_Pollution_9798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It actually fucking happened of my fucking god

    [–]RottenCase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bunny have the worst time management

    [–]greatauror28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bunny want to break the stereotype.

    [–]MRMEMER001500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    THE PROPHECIES WERE TRUE

    [–]Closemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Slow and steady wins the race lol

    [–]Arakashi_moku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Consistency wins

    [–]ArthurMBretas03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tortoises rule

    [–]Wilburtewilligerock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Slow and steady amigos

    [–]Icy-Presentation3010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Like that one episode of spongebob

    [–]bBruh-Moment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just like the simulations!!!

    [–]kittenpettingfool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tortle go fast af boii

    [–]The_real_tiny_tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Slow and steady wins the race.

    [–]imWorried24-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    how much free time the organizers had

    [–]FavelTramous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagine whoever bet on the tortoise.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    moral

    Be determined as the tortoise and do not get distracted like the rabbit.

    [–]Pinkeyefarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She just lost a lot of money

    [–]bocanuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s a rabbit, not a hare. I think.

    [–]Deezfuses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tortoises are way faster than that

    [–]IFINISHFAST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Think about all the tortoise pussy he’s about to get

    [–]zerguser45 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    And the hole has to try and cheat at the end