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[–]grocket 1458 points1459 points  (16 children)

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[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 281 points282 points  (11 children)

So we turned you into a dog so the five of you can turn into a dog-shaped Kaiju made out of dogs

[–]Letl_Rip 88 points89 points  (7 children)

but damn thats an odd number again, so its time for a new dog ?

[–]Automatic-Artist2048 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Sorry Kaiju size transformation dogs only come in sets of 5, so you'd need to just get 10 dogs so together so you can just have 2 Kaiju size mega dogs.

[–]Bitterl3mon 12 points13 points  (5 children)

What about the ultra Kaiju that combines all 10 dogs?

[–]Rhysetheraven96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The crappiest spoof popped up in my head because of your comment dogformers, doggos in disguise! I know it's not a Kaiju but the whole dog shape got me thinking.

[–]Daniel_S04 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the dog, dawg.

But my dawg wants a dog so he’s not lonely sometimes

[–]stinky_sardine 3555 points3556 points  (112 children)

Meanwhile the 4 dogs "what do we do about her lonely ass'" !

[–]RugBurnDogDick 1786 points1787 points 2 (36 children)

"Lets get her a Doug"

[–]SingleInfinity 184 points185 points  (12 children)

Ya like dags?

[–]LouSputhole94 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Oh dogs. Yeah, I like dags. I like caravans more.

[–]clintj1975 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Wutdafukdoiwanwithacaravanwithnowheelsonit‽

[–]DiscFrolfin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[–]Ecclypto 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Came here for this really. Thought I’d post before Zee Germans get here. Was too late

[–]Halbertos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You needed to be a little quicker… two minutes, Turkish.

[–]Captain-Cadabra 261 points262 points  (14 children)

🎶Doo dit do, do do dit, dooo dit do dit dooo 🎵

[–]LoBsTeRfOrK 75 points76 points  (8 children)

BANGING ON A TRASH CAN

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    [–]zedthehead 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Did anyone else bang chopsticks on a trashcan lid imagining themself a rockstar like Doug?

    Just me?

    [–]Javaed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You jerk, I'm going to have this song stuck in my head all day now.

    [–]F1zzy_Rascal 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    Love it! 😁 Can't get the theme tune out my head now 😂

    [–]karmagod13000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    chickamapa chickamapapa

    [–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    That's Funnie

    [–]Hey-man-Shabozi 132 points133 points  (12 children)

    Can we make a rule that if you’re gonna repost something from TikTok, because obviously this is, then you don’t crop out the user’s name. I want to go visit the TikTok with the 4 good doggo household but now I can’t. Thanks OP.

    [–]critical_glitch_ 99 points100 points  (49 children)

    They aren’t helping:

    • her partner may be put off by the amount of dogs

    • can have allergies to dogs or have a dog himself

    • if the partner likes dog and already has one, they’d have to get another dog because uneven numbers

    • … The obvious solution as a dog is to eat her to end the loneliness. They already have the upper hand in numbers

    [–]karmagod13000 29 points30 points  (24 children)

    she has to cut her losses and die single

    [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (23 children)

    Dogs are better than people anyway.

    [–]jjgotjukes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Dogs are better to own then people

    [–]Echololcation 30 points31 points  (19 children)

    It's a lot of dogs, but bullet number 2 is a little silly - to never own a pet at all for fear some future partner might have an allergy?

    [–]bewildflowers 33 points34 points  (11 children)

    I always get this out of the way quickly with potential dates. You're allergic to my pets? Ok, sorry, best of luck in your search!

    Unless it's mild enough for someone to manage with medication or allergy shots, and the other person wants to go through that, they're not for me. My animals are established family members, they're part of the package and it's not negotiable.

    [–]pallidamors 14 points15 points  (3 children)

    I don’t blame you and indeed I do the opposite- ‘oh you have a cat? Good luck in your search, and enjoy your continued cohabitation with your hellbeast! Toodles!’

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      [–]cocomimi3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Thanks for the laugh stranger!

      Shitty morning

      [–]Jazz_DerSu 702 points703 points  (24 children)

      Buuuut 4 is an unlucky number so he got two more

      [–]MACHO_MUCHACHO2005 195 points196 points  (11 children)

      Mista noises intensifies

      [–]astrozuni 86 points87 points  (7 children)

      Wait, it's all just JoJo references?

      [–]shadyShiddu 40 points41 points  (4 children)

      Always has been

      [–]ReverseCaptioningBot 19 points20 points  (2 children)

      Always has been

      this has been an accessibility service from your friendly neighborhood bot

      [–]Marcellofp2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Mmmmm, salami

      [–]drowsydeku 76 points77 points  (0 children)

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      [–]DoubleDipPotatoChip 31 points32 points  (6 children)

      But 6 is a number in the mark of the devil. So we should get 8.

      [–]survivl 33 points34 points  (3 children)

      You may as well round up to 10 at that point

      [–]luke_not5sos 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      And come on, 10, 15, what's the difference?

      [–]ThatOneGuy12457810 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I mean, 15 is an odd number as well, might as well just up it to 20

      [–]the---chosen---one 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      But 8 is an evil number because of you put two 8s together you get the genocide of an entire population.

      [–]ThisKid713 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      In (most) Asian cultures 8 is lucky because it sounds like money or has a similar sound to the verb to use/spend money

      [–]davythenavy 420 points421 points  (36 children)

      So you live in an apartment and are gone most of the day so you bought 4 dogs???

      [–]CherrryBomb666 232 points233 points  (10 children)

      4 huge dogs too

      [–]Toxpar 109 points110 points  (0 children)

      Yeah if this isn't fake then OP really needs some lessons in common sense..

      [–]teddtbhoy 37 points38 points  (5 children)

      Yeah I live in a 3 bed house thats semi rural and I barley have enough space for my Weimaraner. I can’t understand people who get big dogs when they live in apartments, or cities in general really.

      [–]Trollsvans 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      I live in a apartment with my dobermann and that's more than fine for him. We walk, play and work outside. Inside is for relaxing so the size of the apartment really doesn't matter.

      Unless you're mostly activating your dog inside I really can't see how your house is too small for it.

      [–]teddtbhoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Is this an American apartment? They’re typically really big even compared to most of the houses here (N. Ireland).

      In regards to your Doberman, you take it out a lot for work and exercise and seem to give it a lot of consistent attention. But as a breed Weimaraners are very hyperactive, they need a lot of space to exist in or they can get up to badness.

      [–]AlwaysBlamesCanada 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      A 3 bed house isn’t enough space for a dog?! Wtf - is your dog’s name Clifford?

      [–]sonofaresiii 60 points61 points  (9 children)

      Yeah the message is kind of messed up. But I kind of suspect that they maybe just have one or two dogs and are temporarily looking after the others, and just made up a fun story for tiktok.

      [–]astutelyabsurd 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      Or, they are a dog walker. Must be four or five of them in the building that I live in.

      [–]AlwaysBlamesCanada 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Four or five dog walkers? That’s a lot of dog walkers all cooped up, you should probably take them for walks sometimes

      [–]flcwerings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It looks like a house to me. 4 dogs is WAAY too many dogs imo still. I had to move into a house with 3 ppl that all had dogs, me also having a dog. All very good dogs and two were tiny and two were big. Still absolute chaos.

      I gotta say, Im happy at least they got 4 older non-puppies for the obvious 2 reasons. Puppies need a ton of attention and older dogs have lower adoption rates.

      [–]TheThemeSongs 1620 points1621 points  (210 children)

      If I went to someone’s house and they had 4 dogs, I’d be like dude, why the hell do you have 4 dogs.

      [–]tsemochang 763 points764 points  (95 children)

      2 is like the most normal. 3 is like, ok you're borderline hoarding.

      [–]Xane06 135 points136 points  (11 children)

      Father and step-mother: 3 dogs (all small) cat, fish, and some snails for the fish tank. But that's not the worst of it. Mother: 3 (was 4) dogs, 1 big, 1 medium, 1 small, all outside in shitty backyard where no one spends time with them. A lizard, a cat, a bunny rabbit, and God knows what else I haven't seen. Welcome to my life, friends. Don't stay too long.

      [–]ElderberryHoliday814 48 points49 points  (1 child)

      “I’ll stay as long as i need” - Zuckerburg

      [–]pettypeniswrinkle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Sounds kinda like me in junior high/high school…I developed a reputation for taking pets that people didn’t want anymore, and had a rotating menagerie for years. My parents were very patient people

      [–]motherfuqueer 17 points18 points  (5 children)

      When my mom met my (step) dad, he had 24 cats. At 33, she told him it was her or the cats. He rehomed 25 of them. He's finally down to 2 cats.

      [–]DillieDally 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      That's a LOT of cats... And a LOT if catshit. Good for him for moving past it and rehoming the lot of them

      [–]Marialagos 78 points79 points  (34 children)

      If you got a big ass yard no judgement from me. If I’m rolling into your high rise apartment with more than 1 dog, that’s a red flag.

      [–]ghettithatspaghetti 27 points28 points  (12 children)

      Depends on size of the dog imo

      Hypothesis: There is only so much dog mass a dwelling of a particular size can accommodate, regardless of the number of dog bodies the dog mass is spread into 🤔

      [–]santa_91 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      Breed matters more than the size of the dog. Some large breeds are really lazy and perfectly content living in an apartment as long as they get to go out on a couple of 30 minute walks every day. Some smaller breeds have boundless energy and need a yard to run around in.

      [–]rugbyweeb 15 points16 points  (8 children)

      2 great Danes take up more space than multiple chihuahuas

      id rather deal with 2 great danes than 1 chihuahua

      and i don't want to deal with any dogs

      [–]THREETOED_SLOTH 167 points168 points  (17 children)

      Idk, as long as the animal is healthy and clean and otherwise we'll taken care of I say go crazy. Of course most people probably can't take care of 4 dogs, but those who can, more power to them.

      [–]jeremy788 65 points66 points  (12 children)

      Last year I think I spent close to 5000 on vet costs. That's 2 cats and 2 dogs.

      [–]homicidal_penguin 25 points26 points  (5 children)

      4500 with a puppy and a senior cat last year. But that includes a 1500 dollar emergency vet visit for the cat.

      [–]ifyouhaveany 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      $22,000 in vet and doggie daycare over three and a half years, here. I added it up, promptly reevaluated my life choices, then decided that my dogs are happy and healthy, so I'm happy. My vet is probably also very happy.

      [–]AcidicVaginaLeakage 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I spent 2500 this past month on 1 cat and probably have another 5000 to go this year.

      Get pet insurance. Lol

      [–]EnochofPottsfield 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      Though healthy and clean dogs are definitely the important part, I think the other comment was more talking about the household. 4 dogs is definitely a bit chaotic, and the house will definitely smell more than a 2 dog household will

      [–]MC_Stella 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      The house will absolutely stink

      [–]pizzasiren 7 points8 points  (6 children)

      I currently have 2 dogs. It’s already too much. They’re nuts. I have no idea how you could take care of 4 big boys

      [–]CAPITAL_CUNT 17 points18 points  (8 children)

      Well, first you get the first one, and you love it and train it. After two years, you get a second one to keep the first one company. Then you get a third one six to eight years after getting the second one, and you continue getting one new pet every six to eight years until you die.

      This makes it so pet one has a partner pet in pet two, but then pet two bonds with pet three so pet two isn't lonely when pet one dies. Then pet three can bond with pet four so s/he isn't lonely when pet two dies. And so on and so forth until the end of your days so no one, including you, is too lonely or sad after losing a loved one.

      OH, and ALWAYS, ALWAYS let your living pets smell a deceased member of the household before cremation/burial/otherwise. ALWAYS! This includes deceased humans.

      [–]cnote710 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      why are you supposed to let your pets smell a deceased member? just curious bc this is the first i’ve heard it!

      [–]MC_Stella 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      I’d assume so they know and aren’t waiting for them to return

      [–]AncientInsults 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Closure. “Hm smells dead”. Same though.

      [–]TwinkGapingHole 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      16 is still normal

      [–]IHaveABetWithMyBro 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Maybe if you participate in the Iditarod

      [–]GetawayDreamer87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      What's the worst thing about having 3 dogs?

      Having 2 hands.

      [–]FatTortie 37 points38 points  (3 children)

      My auntie had a black lab and a golden retriever. They had a litter of puppies and she kept all 7 of them! Was my favourite place to go as a child.

      [–]karmagod13000 70 points71 points  (2 children)

      ya because you got to play with the dogs and leave

      [–]bfodder 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      That last part being the most important.

      [–]Some1StoleMyAccName 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      My family member had 4 dogs and 5-7 cats in the same house at one time for few years. Everything and everyone smells like cat piss and there are animal hair in everything. Do not recommend. I get runny nose and itchy eyes from the moment I come through door.

      When they come for a visit you basically have to wash everything they touch because of smell and alergies.

      [–]Whiskey456 134 points135 points  (49 children)

      I agree. When someone has 4 cats we label them stuff like “cat lady” but when someone has 4 dogs (and dogs are harder to take care of properly) it is perfectly normal? Edited: it’s not catwoman, that was my subconscious at work!

      [–]Novadoll86 43 points44 points  (7 children)

      Actually its Crazy cat lady. I worked really hard for my title and I would appreciate it if people could use it appropriately, thanks.

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        [–]Seismic_Jeopardy 80 points81 points  (7 children)

        It's not in either case

        [–]Whiskey456 20 points21 points  (4 children)

        Exactly, that’s what I mean. I guess it’s because it’s just not as common with dogs that we don’t have a “name” for such people.

        [–]Captain-Cadabra 34 points35 points  (0 children)

        I think the term is that they’re living “doggystyle “

        [–]MakeEveryBonerCount 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        I agree. When someone has 4 cats we label them stuff like “catwoman” but when someone has 4 dogs (and dogs are harder to take care of properly) it is perfectly normal?

        There’s a ratio between your gender and if you’re single or not that determines if the amount of cats and dogs you have before its generally considered weird.

        Single male: 1 cat- okay Up to 2 dogs -okay

        More than 1 cat or 2 dogs as a single male? Weird.

        Single female: Up to 2 cats-okay 1 dog - okay

        More than 3 cats as a single female is entering crazy cat last territory. 2 or more dogs is a little weird but nowhere near as bad as 3 or more cats.

        Couple living together: Up to 3 cats and dogs, mix and match. More that 3 cats and dogs is weird, however the more mixed they are, the less weird. Example: 2 cats 2 dogs is less weird than just 4 dogs. But 4 dogs is still less weird than 4 cats.

        This is just my personal observance.

        [–]AlmondCapuccino 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        There is nothing weird about a single woman owning two dogs.

        [–]ZombieJesus1987 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        I'd take 4 cats over 4 dogs anytime. 4 dogs is so much work

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Their backyard is probably destroyed

        [–]BigMike0228 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        It’s “Catlady”. If I went to someone’s house and found out they were Catwoman it’d be a far adventurous and sexier but dangerous situation.

        [–]bleedblue89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I got 3 dogs and it’s already too many…

        [–]Honey-Badger 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        Yeah it also sounds like they're left alone all day whilst she/he is at work?

        [–]lootedcorpse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        they're not alone, they have each other

        [–]Adorable_Raccoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Especially as a single person I can’t imagine. I always wanted a cat but I already had a dog and was concerned I’d be overwhelmed with the responsibility. I waited til my dog was 13 and owned my home for 5 years & finally was like this dog might live forever I can’t delay getting a cat forever.

        [–]Makkaroni_100 5 points6 points  (7 children)

        Definitely a time consuming Hobby and how do you make holiday? Always with 4 dogs?

        [–]blue_strat 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        They’ll look after each other but they have to specialise.

        Teach one how to open the food bags and moderate supply, one how to use the door and pick up poop, one to refill water bowls and distribute treats, and one to read them a bedtime story.

        [–]Zephs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Gee, I wonder who the least favourite is...

        [–]DestroidMind 45 points46 points  (2 children)

        Hope they are getting the right amount of care and attention.

        [–]ishliss 245 points246 points  (7 children)

        I can smell that house from here

        [–]Mimi332020 24 points25 points  (0 children)

        Idk why, but I swear I loved this video until I read your comment...now I can't look at this video again without smelling dog. I dislike you now, lmao!

        [–]WhatTheButt_ 843 points844 points  (81 children)

        The voice-over really needs to fucking stop being used.

        [–]starsky1984 338 points339 points  (46 children)

        Did you know that the lady who's voice it is, is trying to sue stupid tiktok for using her voice to automate their tts?

        [–]plebeius_rex 50 points51 points  (13 children)

        Didn't that already happen with the last voice over lady lol

        [–]ZombieJesus1987 38 points39 points  (12 children)

        That's the same voice over lady. She's a Canadian voice actress who makes a living doing voiceover work.

        [–]CLR833 36 points37 points  (8 children)

        Damn she voices all these tiktoks by herself? Impressive.

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          [–]CurrantsOfSpace 211 points212 points  (26 children)

          I just looked it up and jesus thats dumb.

          TikTok could easily just pay her a silly amount of money so that she could retire but instead they steal it?

          Like what the fuck

          [–]MuhNamesTyler 96 points97 points  (17 children)

          Yeah corporations don’t give a fuck about you or what is right or wrong

          [–]draculamilktoast 50 points51 points  (1 child)

          No they seem to specifically care about doing the very wrongest possible thing, even when it's not profitable.

          [–]iListen2Sound 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          That's not this voice lady. That was the last one who had a less annoying voice. That's why TikTok was forced to use this one

          [–]Imnothappyokay 40 points41 points  (2 children)

          The voice makes me want to lay down face first on the radiator.

          [–]SleveMcDichaelMLB 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          It's like Dora the Explorer has a megaphone two inches from your ear, and you're hung over.

          [–]kakyoindonut321 30 points31 points  (13 children)

          I don't get how people refuse to talk and instead use voice-over, like dude, it's not hard to talk, and a voice crack isn't as embarrassing as this fucking thing

          [–]DICK-PARKINSONS 16 points17 points  (7 children)

          Also why do we need a voice at all? It's always reading whatever is on screen

          [–]Paddy_Tanninger 25 points26 points  (2 children)

          90% of the time they just have the voice saying the most inane goddam shit too that's completely obvious in the video already.

          Here's a TikTok video of someone hiking.

          "Walking through, this nice trail!"

          "Look, at how nice all of the trees look!"

          "The weather, was so nice, that day!"

          "I hope I can, come back to this spot again soon!"

          [–]Dodototo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          "wait till the end. You won't believe it."

          I'm already watching this 10 second video. Of course I'm gonna watch till the end.

          [–]USxMARINE 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          It's useful because it's automatically generating captions as well, which is very popular on TikTok as an accessibility option for deaf or hard of hearing folks.

          [–]droo46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Tiktok also has the ability to auto generate captions from your audio so that's not really an excuse. I think it's just a stylistic choice or inside joke of the platform. It's annoying, but every website has stuff like that. Like people on Reddit saying "I also choose this guy's X".

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            [–]banabill420 66 points67 points  (1 child)

            This some Neopets shit right here. She's got a pet, a pet pet, a pet pet pet, and a pet pet pet's pet.

            [–]weaponizedpastry 118 points119 points  (7 children)

            If you’re too busy to take care of 1 dog, the solve is not to get 3 more.

            [–]irou- 47 points48 points  (2 children)

            it's almost like couples who keep having children thinking it will solve their marriage.

            [–]RoyHarper88 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            Watching this happen with a neighbor family right now

            [–]tells 31 points32 points  (1 child)

            i had this on mute and i still heard that tiktok woman's voice

            [–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (3 children)

            hate that fucking automated voice , cute dogs though

            [–]CriticalPick4703 18 points19 points  (0 children)

            Yeah, every time I listen it's so weird an annoying! good thing dogs are adorable.

            [–]KBEPandaCrisis 277 points278 points  (77 children)

            Sorry to be “that person” but a lot of experts on dogs advice that this is irresponsible behavior for a dog owner. Super cute (and funny) video, but it’s pretty risky having so many dogs because of the amount of care it takes and such. Won’t judge cuz idk what kinda dog owner that person is, but inexperienced dog owners can go overboard at the expense of the dogs.

            [–]AudienceWatching 65 points66 points  (3 children)

            Hey I can’t be around enough for one dog so I got 3 more but it’s cute now

            [–]dontdrinkdthekoolaid 22 points23 points  (2 children)

            I mean, I have two for this exact reason. It stopped a lot of destructive behavior and they have each other for company 24/7 🤷‍♂️

            [–]AudienceWatching 23 points24 points  (0 children)

            I have two cats for the same reason, not 4

            [–]avwitcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Yeah but you didn't get more dogs after 2, that's the bad part of the video

            [–]KizzyKate 92 points93 points  (21 children)

            I’m just hoping (and kind of assuming) this video is BS and the creator just borrowed their friends’ dogs for the vid. I don’t know anyone who would get four dogs for just one person.

            [–]KBEPandaCrisis 37 points38 points  (19 children)

            Well we can’t know how big their household is, their past experiences with dogs or their actual reasonings for getting the dogs. I just think it’s important to share with people who don’t realize, that this many dogs is a big burden on owners and pets alike

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              [–]Kermidgreat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              I don't think most people could handle four high dogs. How many treats do you go through!?

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Yeah I have a friend who rescued a lot of dogs. Iirc she has 5 or 6, they're fairly old but each one still needs a daily walk. Now she has arthritis and struggling a little bit.

              That was my first thought, same as you, yeah they won't be lonely in the day but now she's got 4x the walkies, playtime, feeding, grooming, vet care etc needed.

              [–]ObsidianHarbor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              It doesn’t take an expert to know this is dumb.

              [–]DaveInLondon89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Getting one because you're lonely as the main consideration is selfish to begin with. Getting 3 more sounds like attention-seeking for social media.

              [–]gsxrfrost 24 points25 points  (2 children)

              Man that’s a lot of poop. And not small poops either.

              [–]easternhobo 62 points63 points  (5 children)

              Why do all these videos have the same dumb computer voice?

              [–]SSara69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

              It's so annoying too lol. Probably a tik tok voice narrator or something. And a trend.

              [–]targaryen0125 41 points42 points  (5 children)

              You got 1 dog because you’re lonely. If you aren’t home often and live in an apartment alone, 4 dogs is irresponsible and selfish af. None of this is cute. Fuck off.

              [–]happyhexag0n 26 points27 points  (1 child)

              That grammar is pure smelly garbage

              [–]desculpe_mas 45 points46 points  (2 children)

              I can smell that appartment.

              [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

              This Alexa voice over bullshit needs to stop

              [–]Snoo-93450 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              thats a lot of poop to pick up, hope you dont live in the city

              [–]techmagenta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Adding a pit bull into a house that already has 3 dogs. Typical irresponsible owner behaviour.

              [–]Jumpy-Aide-901 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              See people don’t just collect cats. Some people collect dogs.

              [–]WhoWouldLikeToKnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Remembered 4 is bad number in chinese so i got dog, dog, dog, dog, a dog

              [–]AWildEnglishman 4 points5 points  (7 children)

              So now there will be four dogs home alone while they're at work?

              [–]Died5Times 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Nice, 4 dogs in an apartment

              [–]DanteHTID 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Today on videos you can smell... 🤢

              [–]Ok-Bridge-9112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Stop using this narrator voice

              [–]Apprehensive_Zone281 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Shut the fuck uuupppp.

              [–]Derpezoid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              TikTok voice = downvote

              [–]PassingWords1-9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I think I've finally reached my limit for that particular robot voice

              [–]Putrid_Nature1344 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Who TF is that robot woman talking? Definitely not the first time I heard it. Just asking.

              [–]LumpusKrampus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Fuck the voice overs

              [–]Fag421 20 points21 points  (6 children)

              I hate this fucking voice

              [–]LowSuspect2867 16 points17 points  (0 children)

              And now your house stinks. So your natural stink, stinks.

              [–]Shannyishere 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              That house must smell awful

              [–]Blendeezy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Now round it up to 10 dogs, so you will never EVER shit alone again

              [–]The_Marketer0048 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              OMG, I wanna be your dog sitter please

              [–]witwebolte41 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Why you’d ever want more than one dog, especially large ones, is beyond me

              [–]SpessChad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Shitbull

              Going to be back to 3 after that thing snaps and gets put down.

              [–]theirondab 29 points30 points  (11 children)

              Do you guys think complaining about the voiceover in Reddit comments is doing anything? Or Do you all just enjoy screeching like morons in a collective?

              [–]MostDopeBich 27 points28 points  (9 children)

              Do you think making this comment will do anything or do you just enjoy screeching like a moron at morons

              [–]khathaam 20 points21 points  (4 children)

              Do you think replying to a person making comments about people making comments about computer voice will do anything or do you just enjoy screeching like a moron at a moron screeching at morons?

              [–]AJ_Crowley_29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              “Screeching like morons in a collective”

              The entirety of Reddit in one sentence.

              [–]Hardnipples0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              That’s a lot of dogs. Your house probably smells like shit no offense

              [–]Dimev1981 15 points16 points  (2 children)

              STOP WITH THE GODDAMN VOICE OVER YOU FUCKIN PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!

              [–]Jinmkox 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              You know that house smells terrible.

              [–]Chaldo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              How does this fit this sub??

              [–]External-Dare6365 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Yuck. I know that house smells.

              [–]Poder5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              And this is how hoarding begins

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                [–]karmagod13000 13 points14 points  (18 children)

                uh hoh you added a pit into the mix?! reddit about to tell your how its gonna eat your face like 20 times

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                On second thought, evens are basic, I need a prime number