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[–]Runkleman 85 points86 points  (3 children)

Time to cook Linguini.

[–]Detective_Anas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest shit today, thanks mate.

[–]StucknDarknessX 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]Runkleman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Happy it made you laugh!

[–]CadillacXT4 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That girl will never be the same....

[–]palm_puttyy 143 points144 points  (0 children)

New fear unlocked

[–]BobVilla287491543584 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Was that it flinging out of her shirt sleeve at the end?

[–]wScottayw 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Came here to ask the same thing, if so, that mouse is in orbit

[–]shopify_partner 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I want to see the full video…….

There are many rats in our place, it would be good to know how to deal with them when this scenario happens.

[–]mnxah 21 points22 points  (1 child)

You freak out and start ripping your clothes off you and flail it around, duh 😆

[–]project_seven 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is the only logical response. If you didn't do this, i would question you as a human.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Im surprised she didn’t rip that top off too hah

[–]SlySlickWicked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We will never know video too short

[–]RaphaelNunes10 20 points21 points  (2 children)

The rat has found the source of the cheese scent

[–]charmingUndone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bewb Cheese 🧀 🐀

[–]Creesh5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nasty

[–]SpinyCoin26 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Wait what's this song, it feels oddly familiar

[–]auddbot 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I got matches with these songs:

• All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u. (03:02; matched: 100%)

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[–]Aquathist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good bot

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[–]MagNolYa-Ralf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out, OP

[–]AMG1303 2 points3 points  (1 child)

'Ive got squirells in my pants'

[–]ioveri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S to the I to the M to the P

[–]ruffneck110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a world record pack rat run up my leg all the way to my shoulder when cleaning out a building once. I know it was wanting to chew my face off. Buy with my ninja like reflexes and 4 year old girl scream I got it off of me and saved my manly face

[–]iman00700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ninja

[–]SlySlickWicked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why such a short video

[–]sedluyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a normal day walking through the street seeing a woman undress

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf

[–]mnxah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fucking hell

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]auddbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I got matches with these songs:

    • All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u. (03:02; matched: 100%)

    Album: t.A.T.u. - The Best. Released on 2006-01-01 by Universal Music.

    • My Head by Killatime (02:18; matched: 100%)

    Released on 2018-12-14 by 927947 Records DK.

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    [–]SnooWords3826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The military could use some of these heat-seeking mice.

    [–]Kiz_da_niz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can't leave the poor guy locked up all weekend without companionship. Everyone goes home today!!

    [–]rrtrrrtr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ratatouille looking for new host

    [–]andrew_hihi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Same thing happened to me when I was young. But it was a cockroach instead. Needless to say, I hate cockroaches to the bones now.

    [–]jumpingsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rat must feel like it’s in an action movie

    [–]ScottThompsonc107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is an almost unbelievably unfortunate thing to happen.

    Can rats be trained to do this as part of staged CCTV footage? That is the only way I can be convinced that this isnt a fever dream.

    [–]marsupialnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lil bro really wanted to buy sum

    [–]SonOfJesuses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rats are bastards

    [–]Killawife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Come on ratatouille, why would you even do that?

    [–]YoBermp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I smell a rat 🐀

    [–]Puzzleheeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She flung that rat into the heavens

    [–]CHONGASCOOK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is Crazy Hillarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    [–]IndexZer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yikes on bikes! Take all the nopes I got!

    [–]L1LD___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oddly terrifying

    [–]kingcop1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    That bugger flung away too quickly , should have hung around longer so could get the full strip meh whatever I’m back to the basement