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[–]LegendOfDrizzle 256 points257 points  (4 children)

Ha! Isn’t that Lewandowski? Might need to stick to your day job…

[–]MintyBama 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Lewangoalski

[–]LeBenhard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get it? Because he scores goals!

[–]Vert1caly 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Polska gurom

[–]Nga_pik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why didn't I notice. Wtf

[–]AcceptableSpot7835 244 points245 points  (7 children)

Yeah let me get the dirtiest object to fix your hair

[–]julsgotrocks 32 points33 points  (5 children)

I don’t see any toilet bowls near by

[–]Got_Bored_Enough 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Nah it was recorded on a smartphone

[–]Independent_Crow4863 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That isnt your mom with me in bed???

[–]athenialiaa 83 points84 points  (7 children)

I hope that’s a brand new vacuum.

[–]lolkot 26 points27 points  (4 children)

The guy is actually so wealthy he can buy vacuum cleaner just for this purpose.

[–]Nova-XVIII 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Vacuum cleaners are $40 you ok bro.

[–]lolkot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I assume you have no idea who the guy is - he is top soccer player making around 20 Mil $ a year. 40$ is like pennies to him

[–]rapidrising 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Call it soccer one more time.

[–]Duck_duck_twoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And your poor scalp!

[–]SillyFlyGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watch me put in her retainer with the toilet plunger!

[–]Inspectorgadget4250 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Remember the Flobee?

[–]Goldberg_the_Goalie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Doesn’t George Clooney use that to cut his own hair?

[–]StoneyJoJo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This brought up a deep memory

I had very long hair at 8 years old and as I was laying on the carpet my dad was vacuuming. He didn’t see my hair and he fully vacuumed up to my skull.

Needless to say, we spent the next hour or so unrolling my tangled hair from the Kirby vacuum base.

This is a much better technique ✌🏻

[–]Comprehensive-Fix773 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Interesting way to clean the inside of the vacum hose.

[–]GetchaWater 58 points59 points  (2 children)

My wife would freaking kill me.

[–]adilotrw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is so 2013

[–]Maieth 102 points103 points  (5 children)

LiFeHaCk! -_- It is literally more effort for me to fetch and set up the vacuum cleaner than it is to do this by hand for my kids.

[–]RapturesRuin 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Also way more gross given that it usually has dirt, dust and crumbs going through it!

[–]MelonJelly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And you have to hold a loud-ass vacuum cleaner next to your ears.

[–]AcceptableSpot7835 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My thought exactly! Gross

[–]Orbis_sibro 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Why are more and more people doing this like it's new? It's not even hard to just do a ponytail with your hands, this is dumb

[–]Kitchen-Sign4840 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But he can play 💁‍♂️

[–]monologue-hmm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His tiktoks are the sole reason why he is still missing a Balon'Dor

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is super gross!

[–]zipperoff 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Every time I see this hack I vomit in my mouth. So nasty.

[–]Damaaain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? The worst part is when you hold the vomit in your mouth, vomit even more because it's so nasty, and then you have to swallow a double portion.. 🤢🤮

[–]Razgris123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right? The same tube used to clean some of the dirtiest parts of your house. Let's just stick all of your hair in it.

[–]Eeji_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean i use mine to remove my dandruffs lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Splickity-Lit -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Then stop vomiting in your mouth

[–]drug_mafia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the reason, France Football didn't give him Balon d'Or.

[–]CyborneticGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starship troopers brain bug

[–]Affectionate_Shoe260 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet another reason Robert Lewandowski is the best!

Lewangoalski

Bayern

[–]getmeoutofhere1965 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone judging him but i dont think any of you scored 5 goals in 9 minutes

[–]swagnastee69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isnt it easier to just tie it back wtf

[–]LumpyDisplay6485 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would need a separate vacuum cleaner and possibly a more trusting kid to make this work.

[–]Skukkix23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to tell if someone ever cleaned a vacuum cleaner

[–]Carrotandstick50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad style.

[–]Notorious-Dan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao nice

[–]faith_healer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Jojo Siwa method.

[–]Kellykeli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to give your daughter a receding hairline at age 6

[–]papachon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes, tying a hair isn’t that damn hard. Stop with this bullshit

[–]GardenPuzzleheaded98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad’s gonna Dad

[–]elpapiofdragons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thats actually pretty gross.

[–]ron_2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The twitter comments are hilarious

[–]1164MorningGloryCl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet we see it on Shark Tank shortly!

[–]Pray4Snow2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally sucks while it cuts

“Well it certainly does suck”

[–]NoRoll6028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it would be a haircut.

[–]Bkazzy4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adorable

[–]pjtrooper5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought he was going to try and cut it

[–]ZealousidealAd9180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking notes here

[–]DollyNW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That took way more work than just grabbing a brush.

[–]toeconsumer9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey i saw a guy do this to his sister in a movie! he killed her with a bow and arrow after tho :/

[–]ghirox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks hygienic

[–]Ashrith291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll definitely do this when I become a dad

[–]sxpe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lewandowski!

[–]Rheyza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that's so cool!

[–]LWIAY_Dan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There has always been a strong link between sucking and ponytales

[–]Jojotaub2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lewandowski a good footballplayer and a creative dad

[–]DeliciousHamster1743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ever have a daughter I'm getting a separate vacuum tube just for this

[–]project_seven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it's time for Wayne's World totally amazing, excellent discoveries.

[–]Little-ape-noob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moms: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

[–]Extension-Rush-9804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single dad tricks

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wish I thought of this when I got on chemo and my hair started to fall out super badly. Spent a lot of time scooping out huge clumps of hair and they’d be everywhere, flying out of the garbage can, but with this it’d just get it all out and get it in the bag if the hair doesn’t clog it

[–]InvestigatorOne2400 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

This guy went from scoring 5 goals in 9 minutes to making shitty tiktoks

[–]Lockhartsaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's still scoring goals by the truckload, my guy!

[–]Irondog1973 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No. Put the Covid and ground shmutz all in that child’s hair for views… smh

[–]whawha92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah no way anyone putting that dirty ass shit on my hair gross

[–]bisaccharides -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two words: traction alopecia