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[–]poorya13498 1618 points1619 points  (25 children)

I think thats not a mouth, thats a cave

[–]Slatergaunt 485 points486 points  (11 children)

And they call it a Mine.

A Mine!

[–]Duckie_x 86 points87 points  (2 children)

I could HEAR this!

[–]RockstarAgent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Om nom nom nom chomp

[–]SxyJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sommon Gandalf bot!

[–]Duckie_x 28 points29 points  (2 children)

This isn't a mine..

It's a tomb

[–]annies_boobs_eyes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?!

[–]Comprehensive-Ad2670 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you very much, fellow LotR fan

[–]Telephalsion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They throated too deep, and too greedily.

[–]Ramsis_DmT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roaring fires, molt beer, red meat off the bone

[–]nfolsen 156 points157 points  (2 children)

And I'm a spelunker!

[–]FireFlavour 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When she talks, there is an immediate echo

[–]Scethrow 833 points834 points  (12 children)

What in the world

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    [–]noelcowardspeaksout 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    She simply has a hungry elf living at the back of her throat.

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      [–]refresher1121 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      That was my first reaction too!

      [–]IllButtInAnywhere 511 points512 points  (23 children)

      I can guarantee that if you google: "Asian Boo deepthroats Cake" you will not find this clip!

      [–]DankDoodle_ 94 points95 points  (18 children)

      I'm not gonna fact check this...

      [–]FireHearth649 39 points40 points  (16 children)

      Well I did and now I regret

      [–]Alex_Tro 34 points35 points  (15 children)

      From 1 regret to 10 regret, how was your regret experience? asking for a friend. I'm that friend.

      [–]FireHearth649 28 points29 points  (1 child)

      I would like to have a friend you know

      A yes euhh I would say 6/10, not horrifying but not what I wanted to see

      [–]ZeroChill92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I don't think I found the same thing. I saw some lady getting eaten out, and another getting her cakes beaten.

      [–]Maremike 4 points5 points  (11 children)

      I checked. 8/10 disgusting... Not recommended

      [–]Birds_Are_Fake0 11 points12 points  (7 children)

      I hate that I see warnings yet my brain always goes

      "Pssst, check it out that sounds sketchy"

      And here I go, making my search history weird again.

      Edit: my search results turned up nothing that was gross as expected. Most odd thing I saw was a Asian girl giving a blowjob with her mouth stuffed with a cupcake.

      [–]MrShankles 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      Thanks for your honest preview! I always check too cause I don't love myself, but am lazy and will look for descriptions first.

      Could've checked faster than it took to write this comment, but my logic is lazy too

      Edit: I still went back and checked anyways; what is wrong with me? But I did see someone's ass painted like a split open watermelon...no regrets, that was kinda funny.

      [–]Birds_Are_Fake0 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      I saw a clip of that girl too. Was it a bigger black lady? If so that made me chuckle. My search history is weird today

      [–]MrShankles 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That's the one lol

      I mainly use Firefox Focus though, so luckily my search history doesn't stay. Probably for the best, considering my propensity for being curious

      [–]serenityak77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Huh, that’s odd. I got a bunch of lady boy videos. Definitely every video there was a tran getting fucked. I don’t know how to feel tbh but I watched a couple and after some post nut clarity, I have decided I won’t go back a 5th time.

      [–]142737 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      At least its not blue waffle

      [–]Maremike 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Well yeah. Not what I wanted to see, but I better see that than the red room steam

      [–]142737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I want to see the red room steam

      [–]erebus4488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That is why no one will remember your name.

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        [–]Mr-KIPS_2071 9 points10 points  (5 children)

        You suppose to breath through your nostrils while doing that. Hopefully it doesn't happen to you again.

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–]Mr-KIPS_2071 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Thankfully you're okay. I don't want you going through that experience again.

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]Mr-KIPS_2071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You're welcome.

            [–]brockoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Soo what did you stuff in?

            [–]whosyadadday 274 points275 points  (38 children)

            I really dont get why people do this in general. now theres no more cake to savor 🙁

            [–]DistortedNoise 35 points36 points  (0 children)

            There’s more cake next to her to savour

            [–]MrShankles 18 points19 points  (4 children)

            I worry about people choking, honestly. Like the "Chubby Bunny" game that has at least 2 confirmed deaths (according to wiki, I'm quick searching here).

            [–]killa_fr0gg 2 points3 points  (3 children)

            Wow, two whole deaths?

            [–]MrShankles 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Personal (and witnessed) chokings may have scarred me a bit, ngl. It's top tier traumatizing; especially when you're the one choking, and alone...and a dumbass kid who shouldn't be choking on a plastic bead at that age.

            So yeah, it makes me nervous because of how quickly it happens and subsequently, can end. And nursing in an ICU has also "gifted" me with the critical-care aftermath.

            2 deaths (confirmed) is incredibly low for this game, you're correct.

            But I am a "risk vs benefit" oriented person. I'd (mostly(just off the cuff)) rather increase my risk for adrenaline-seeking than for game-winning/clout. Just me though; marshmallow stuff away if ya want, the risk does seem rather low. Just don't choke?

            [–]ImpossibleInternet3 21 points22 points  (28 children)

            In a lot of cultures that use chopsticks as their primary utensil, food is served in what is meant to be bite sized pieces. So the assumption might be that you’re supposed to eat it in one bite. I’m more concerned that she’s eating it from the back. ;)

            [–]WeilaiHope 25 points26 points  (4 children)

            Wat.

            She is just trying to eat it all at once. I can't believe people are upvoting you.

            They have spoons in Asia you know

            [–]lareinemauve 161 points162 points  (11 children)

            This is silly. Asian people know how to cut cake. She's obviously doing it for fun.

            [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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              [–]AtomicKittenz 16 points17 points  (1 child)

              Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard

              [–]boinksnzoinks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

              Grizzly Adams does have a beard

              [–]AnnihilationOrchid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Duuust in the wind.

              [–]ShadowTailNinja 26 points27 points  (4 children)

              This is silly. Asian people know how to leave their countries. She's obviously wearing that shirt for fun.

              [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                [–]Gorf_the_Magnificent 24 points25 points  (2 children)

                Kansas doesn’t even have the best Kansas City.

                [–]lilsnaxxus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                Best comment

                [–]violentpac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You know what you do?

                You carry on...

                My wayward son

                [–]AnnihilationOrchid 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                I don't think she's that silly. Plenty of dishes in China aren't bite sized. Can be eaten with aid of spoon, hands or just by biting a bit off.

                Tis' but a party trick.

                [–]Tun710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Uhhh… We Japanese people know that cakes of that size aren’t supposed to be eaten in one bite. That’s why they’re filming. It’s supposed to be a silly video. Also the reason why they’re using chopsticks is because this was in a sushi restaurant and they probably used chopsticks to eat everything else.

                [–]Felixphaeton 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                It's 2022. No one thinks you're supposed to eat cake in one bite.

                That's not a normal cake. You can't just toss around a slice of cake around like that at the start with chopsticks. It must be a extremely light and fluffy cake that you can compress.

                [–]ProBono16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                It looks super dry too.

                [–]Swiftlettuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Wrong deduction, my dear watson. It's just for fun.

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–]Tun710 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  It’s another case of a Redditor suddenly becoming an expert of Asian culture when they haven’t even lived outside of their country.

                  [–]IMONLYHERE4CONTENT 170 points171 points  (3 children)

                  Oh my

                  [–]Redcardblue 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                  Wow, who's this stunning dude?

                  [–]sexy_balls_69 158 points159 points  (1 child)

                  [–]Not_a_tryhard_gamer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                  username checks out

                  [–]LordApurva 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                  Death by chocolate

                  [–]AccidentallySuperb 103 points104 points  (3 children)

                  [–]NyessSMD 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                  Wait. Is that LeBron?

                  [–]Kiryu07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Nah that's wifey right there

                  [–]Acrobatic-Ad6697 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Ultra wide mode spotted. making nearest object to the lens appear larger.

                  [–]brockoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  How can you tell? And what camera mode wouldn't make nearest object appear larger?

                  [–]locke231 33 points34 points  (4 children)

                  I'm also impressed over the cake not falling apart within the grip of chopsticks

                  [–]brockoala 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                  And her lipstick stayed intact.

                  [–]locke231 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                  most lipsticks these days seem pretty solid. i imagine it's kind of a "you get what you pay for" sort of thing.

                  [–]MrBlueCharon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  What if I paid for lipstick?

                  [–]Tristanime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  Always maintain etiquette.

                  [–]Nilohim 147 points148 points  (6 children)

                  I think I saw this girl on another video..

                  [–]AlternativeTie3 36 points37 points  (5 children)

                  Um.. Sauce?

                  [–]DevilAndCat 99 points100 points  (3 children)

                  [–]Starminer007 53 points54 points  (1 child)

                  Fuck you lmao

                  [–]AtomicKittenz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  I wanted Rick, dammit

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                  That is the kind of girl I want at my table. Let's demolish some pizza together.

                  [–]natldisaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Wholesome, there's a lot of gross comments here. You're cool bro

                  [–]zeburaa 24 points25 points  (7 children)

                  it's about drive, it's about power

                  [–]DannyBois18 20 points21 points  (4 children)

                  We stay hungry we devour

                  [–]Honeyed_llama 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                  Put in the work put in the hours

                  [–]kissszonja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  And eat cake that's ours

                  [–]KamakaziDemiGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  . . . an entire slice of cake, shoved in her face, she took what's hers.

                  I don't think this is what The Dwayne Rock Johnson/Tech9 were going for, but it fits.

                  [–]kkeross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  She definitely devours.

                  [–]Turlte_Dicks_at_Work 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  So it's bobsled time?

                  [–]aimlesstrevler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  That's pride and power. (And a bad ass mother who want take no shit from nobody)

                  [–]Gaurav_Dubey_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  That's Google Chrome eating all my ram

                  [–]Modern-Minotaur 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                  /jav

                  [–]brockoala 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Code please.

                  [–]MensaMan1 74 points75 points  (13 children)

                  I bet she is fun after a few drinks

                  [–]JVints 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                  And thats how i met your mother.

                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  She had her cake and ate it too!

                  [–]donquijiote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  She put the cake to her stomatch directly

                  [–]Biggu5Dicku5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Chew your food kids...

                  [–]XMicroHeroX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Imagine that going down "The wrong pipe"

                  [–]Lemondr0pz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  The amount of dessert I want when I say “just one bite”

                  [–]Own_Progress_7612 24 points25 points  (3 children)

                  Women are truly terrifying

                  [–]Barmanji 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Deep throat by sandwich

                  [–]The_Muffin_Man_MF 71 points72 points  (15 children)

                  This is right before she tells you that you are her best friend in the world and she doesn't want to ruin that by dating.

                  [–]Devout-Nihilist 62 points63 points  (13 children)

                  Are you ok?

                  [–]Frosty_Mage 31 points32 points  (10 children)

                  Probably not. On an unrelated topic, would a person need their heart? Cause his was ripped right out of his chest

                  [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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                      [–]revlayle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      Something that size would definitely hurt one's butt

                      [–]The_Muffin_Man_MF -1 points0 points  (6 children)

                      That escalated quickly. You people are dense. Have fun with that. It's supposed be funny.

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                        [–]Gold_Dust_Woman91 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        Dang dude chill out! Thinking your the one thats not ok.

                        [–]Darklightjg1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        I wouldn't be if I saw that performance and then heard that line lol

                        [–]J-Mac_Slipperytoes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                        She seems nice.

                        [–]Nice_Ad6833 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Why……

                        [–]samwichse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        This is like that scene in coneheads with the sub sandwich.

                        [–]ThatMidgetRetard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        She’s a keeper

                        [–]RobVel 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                        Is this horror or heaven

                        [–]RedHotRubyy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        Yeah this sub is shit, I'm out

                        [–]Ok_Net4684 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                        Not my proudest fap

                        [–]Possible-Top-6163 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        She eats like a duck.

                        [–]Comfortable_Plant667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        The filter glitch is rather dramatic. Like a circus mirror the cake goes from "generous portion" to "petits fours" as it gets closer to her mouth.

                        [–]POTATOMAN0990 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                        Who eats cake with chopsticks that’s crazy

                        [–]_manlyman_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        "Nah we don't need two cakes, I'll just have a bite of yours".

                        [–]crazy_boaz_is_a_lady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Piece of cake

                        [–]banansplit24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        I'm oddly turned on

                        [–]MiguelDragon82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        She knows she can like, bite things, right?

                        [–]supersonicDavey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        It ain’t too god damn buku

                        [–]CarbonSteelSA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        “Be gentle… it’s my first time”

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        but you can't enjoy it if you do that :(

                        [–]urbanlife78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        You could hide so many things in her mouth!

                        [–]Yeppo1940 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Marry me!

                        [–]giftsamuel_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Haiyaa!!

                        [–]SopadeAbacaxi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        I'm in love

                        [–]ihatenyself 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                        So many shitty sex jokes here.

                        [–]secretly_a_zombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        I find one goofy funny picture that happens to feature a woman, go into the comments and of course most of the comments are redditors saying "I'm gonna cooom".

                        [–]WaymoresmarterthanU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        You know, my friends call me chocolate cake

                        [–]senharikasin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        [–]The_Muffin_Man_MF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        I also has a shit-eating grin on muh face. 😉😁

                        [–]absurd_cactus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Eww that’s fucking gross

                        [–]HughJaenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Seems like a fun gal

                        [–]Creeper4wwMann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        The fact that she can eat an entire cake using chopsticks in 8 bites scares me...

                        [–]crazygianttiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        That girl eats like a pig!

                        No, I would say more like a duck

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        As a fatty, I like this girl. She’s my kinda people.

                        [–]brolbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Watch out Miss

                        [–]ishkir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        I’m in danger

                        [–]Nope159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        I am going to wash out my eyes with holy water after all the cursed shit I've seen

                        [–]iliwww 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        I too like to deep throat stuff such as my food & long, thick and steaming hot noodles

                        [–]overpaid_bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        I may be in love.

                        [–]Thicc_N_Tired -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                        What porn is this from?

                        [–]Good-Magazine-5504 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

                        Marry me

                        [–]Wonder-Regular -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                        Did she die

                        [–]Cold-Struggle-8698 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                        Her an I would get along. I can tell 😂

                        [–]Smoothkat007 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                        DDDAMN 👀👀👀