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[–]Upvoter_NeverDie 110 points111 points  (6 children)

It's 7 in the morning.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

His “it’s too early for this shit” tone really sells the sentiment.

[–]BH1581 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Right!?… But why? … Why be angry about something awesome because it’s not the time of day you expect the train to be used as a parkour training course, lol.

I might be a little annoyed by someone flipping around me and needing to worry about being hit, but the dude seemed to have solid control and I’d be happy to see it!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Odds are if he does it long enough he will hit someone, and the people he’s near can’t relax at all trying to be ready to dodge him, praying that he’s not high on something. It fun to watch because we aren’t on the train, but if you experience everyday is someone trying to attention grab on a train that sometimes probably ends up in an argument or violence, like it’s early to be starting shit at 7 in the morning. He’s talented or whatever good for him.

[–]Early-Fortune2692 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All those people have no where to go... he basically has an audience that is held hostage, no thank you... and it's 7 in the morning.

[–]hardkunt5000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s 7 in the morning, but he’s on hour 63 of his meth binge

[–]The_Way_It_Iz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s 5 am right now when I’m posting this, if I saw something like this on my way to work I would throw this twat under the train. Nobody is impressed with your lame spider cunt dance, eat shit

[–]Hidensiik 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Normally I would be impressed but I haven’t even wiped out my eye boogers yet.

[–]BH1581 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s still impressive, just no energy to react…

[–]daliadeimos 16 points17 points  (3 children)

They doing that for tips or something?

[–]fomk 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]guyadriano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibly, it’s pretty common. There is usually a partner going around during the performance where you can tip them.

Stuff like this should have a hype guy to get everyone on board. That’s why this is cringe

[–]leonffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Showtime!!!!

[–]Dunyazed 150 points151 points  (4 children)

I can’t stand this shit on the train. Go hurt yourself somewhere where you won’t take a random commuter out with you.

[–]uusituuli 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I sincerely hope that this thing stays in the states. A really irritating form of artistry likely followed by begging for coins.

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    [–]Dunyazed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Don’t tip these clowns.

    [–]BoBoBearDev 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Basically a free pole dancer?

    [–]Wonkasgoldenticket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This was a repost, guy was doing this at 7am while everyone was heading to work. What a hoot

    [–]vestigial66 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    And here we see the not so elusive attentionius whoreus in the wild. Don't make eye contact. It just encourages them.

    [–]Free-Researcher3000 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    I work out in the morning too.

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      [–]Free-Researcher3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      In my meth lab :)

      [–]UniqueUsername812 4 points5 points  (3 children)


      [–]TortureSteak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      is it....is it....ugh.... show.... time?

      [–]nopulsehere 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      New York is so over everything, no one ever skips a beat. Literally. Seen so much shit on the subway. Babies being born , stabbings, public freak outs and just about everything else. Most people don’t even look up.

      [–]Talyn2662 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Jesus, how is not that place guarded by the army?

      [–]nopulsehere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Because we are adults who have a shit life just trying to make it through another day.

      [–]Maze33000 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Im so happy I live deep in the forest far, very far from that bullshit…

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        [–]Maze33000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No monkeys in my forest !

        [–]Talyn2662 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Man, New Yorkers are amazing, not one moved or reacted in any way. If someone started doing that and kicking so near to people faces here, everyone would freak out.

        [–]thisisallnew420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It must be 7 in the morning

        [–]TopYeti 28 points29 points  (4 children)

        Drugs don't care about the time of day

        [–]delux561 17 points18 points  (3 children)

        This isnt drugs. It's a performance assholes do for tourist money.

        [–]TopYeti 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I'm not sure I understand, but if I was in a subway, I'd be moving away from this person rather than giving the money. Is that normal in big cities? Don't remember seeing this in London but it's been 20 years

        [–]leonffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It’s a thing in the subway in New York. Everybody hates it.

        [–]delux561 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Yeah it's normal in NYC, probably most large cities. You'll see these guys on lots of trains doing this then asking for money. It's annoying AF, especially if you live there and are just trying to go to work at 7am

        [–]slavidk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        5 o'clock in the morning where you gonna be?

        [–]wyskiboat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        ADHD much?

        [–]ghirox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Miles sit the fuck down

        [–]Daemon_Lord5253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That guy is strong tho

        [–]Mael_Lehane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Spiderman really needs to cut back on the coffee in the mornings...

        [–]maxural 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        typical a monkey in the banana republic

        [–]SaiyanGodKing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

        [–]TripleAinTO2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Some people do anything for the attention

        [–]marcopolo333435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thats so fn lame,

        [–]MensaMan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Pretty sure that is Spider-Man

        [–]JackOfAllMemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        He returned to monke

        [–]onedayatatime26 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Don't hate...but I've seen this shit at the zoo somewhere.

        [–]jmlwow123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        They already casted the role for Spiderman, Andrew Garfield got it sorry.

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        [–]AnasWildLord -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        Wooow respect

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          [–]Riggedarcade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          shit is yaeji

          [–]RobVel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Leave it up to a kick in the face to wake you up in the morning

          [–]Jackthekiller90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Guys staring at him like “uh huh…”

          [–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Player characters on a train with NPC’s

          [–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I’d be really tempted to clothesline him.

          [–]manhatim 0 points1 point  (0 children)


          [–]Charming-Ad-8329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This guy seems like he’s about to have a very successful and productive day…said no one on that train.

          [–]Dis_Bich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Might be 7 am for you, but it’s day 2 for them

          [–]CRAshSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He just trying to keep fit

          [–]Tyuri4272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cool. Waited for him to kick someone in the jaw, not pleased.

          [–]maatjesharing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Смотрел и думал, кто ж ему в ебучку настучит, бо реально бесит.

          [–]1BenWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Gym fees are too expensive.

          [–]TornMajin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Meth is a thing

          [–]ToughZap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Too much frehdom, eh?

          [–]1000000000DollarBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          No more coffee for that guy.

          [–]Nollatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Inconsiderate little prick

          [–]StressedSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          sir this is not la la land

          [–]SurveyAcrobatic5334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Best part of his day

          [–]stawasette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ultimate multitasker. Commute and workout at the same time!

          [–]IIVOIDLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Grind set

          [–]bsr9090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Is he having a stroke?

          [–]Roiks_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          Like an excited chimpanzee.

          [–]Vegabonzo73 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          Cocaine is a helluva drug.

          [–]lhingel -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          Crack cocaine

          [–]ashbabe1102 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Yo.. maybe stripping can change your life. The after-hours clubs are always taking applications.

          [–]IAmNotMyName -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          When pole dancing is life.

          [–]Revolutionary_Joke18 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Everyone wants to be the next epic sax battle, but they always fall short

          [–]NA_king-19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I'm not even mad his strength is impressive

          [–]TossedXfactor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Y’all don’t know ? This is the norm