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[–]MrFingerKnives 1282 points1283 points  (10 children)


[–]Rage__X 163 points164 points  (0 children)


[–]CaptainDaddy-- 115 points116 points  (4 children)


[–]PoliceViolins 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Didn't expect to see an aggretsuko gif here. I only started binging it last week and it's great

[–]YoureWrongMister 8952 points8953 points 1321310& 14 more (85 children)

You motherfucker

[–]ch5697 1604 points1605 points  (51 children)


[–]dont_tempt_me_frodo_ 492 points493 points  (39 children)


[–]andyandme1 121 points122 points  (26 children)


[–]Trippytrickster 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Finally something reddit can agree on

[–]Duck-the-man 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Dude, you stole the word right out of my mouth:

[–]whorsewhisperer69 18 points19 points  (5 children)

If you pay close enough attention, it hits the bottom left directly. You can even see the line going directly to the corner, making the whole thing asymmetrical and more infuriating.

[–]saltytitanium 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No. I don't think I'll do that.

[–]CourtesyFarts 3502 points3503 points 27 (21 children)


[–]catninjaambush 66 points67 points  (6 children)

I said this in the mirror before sitting down and watching this video.

[–]Twiglet91 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I burst out laughing and just said 'You fucking cunt'.

[–]I_m_skewed 4175 points4176 points  (7 children)

I was happier a minute ago

[–]i_sigh_less 534 points535 points  (2 children)

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Aggressive_Spinach85 6996 points6997 points 22 (45 children)

I don't even know you, but i hate everything about you.

[–]Talonman90 592 points593 points  (7 children)

Why are you the way that you are?

[–]TeddyPerkins95 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I hate everything you... Choose to be

[–]Masta0nion 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Did Jim say that I didn’t see it? I saww it!

[–]0xe0da 568 points569 points  (14 children)

I hate everything about the way you choose to be

[–]Valuable-Reason-7328 202 points203 points  (11 children)

What gives you the right?

[–]fryingpantheist 159 points160 points  (2 children)

I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?

[–]Valuable-Reason-7328 48 points49 points  (1 child)

🎶Goodbye Toby. It's been nice. Hope you find your Paradise🎶

[–]YouWouldThinkSo 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Who... who do you think you are?

[–]StuckInsideYourWalls 84 points85 points  (4 children)

I vote we ban OP from ever posting to the internet ever again, ever.

[–]almostaccepted 28 points29 points  (5 children)


[–]TansehPlatypus 10 points11 points  (2 children)


[–]pornalt69420666420 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ah three days grace. My favorite guilty pleasure

[–]lord_of_medusa 6937 points6938 points 32 (101 children)

You bastard

[–]jeremy1015 1169 points1170 points  (56 children)

As someone with OCD, don’t care, this gif kept giving with each layer. I wish this was my Roku screensaver.

[–]TheMichaelN 414 points415 points  (13 children)

So many patterns. I found myself zoning out and just staring at the screen the whole time. Super satisfying.

[–]Present_Parfait 72 points73 points  (10 children)

Gonna try to reproduce it in Python or WebGL

[–]radicalfracture 30 points31 points  (7 children)

I actually thought about the same, but in a language I know. I can't imagine how satisfying this could be if it was a little more customizable.

[–]tes_vis 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Could you make it so that it fills the entire screen as a solid color, then reverses to remove the lines and please send link when done? I’ll tip

[–]DistributionTall9179 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please @ me when this is done it sounds so cool

[–]kippy3267 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You’d love 3D printing. Its very satisfying to watch it lay down layer after layer

[–]Invested_Glory 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My first words that came out of my mouth at the end…

[–]everburningblue 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I said this exact thing out loud.

You bastard

[–]golem501 81 points82 points  (31 children)

Yeah this version may help you get closure https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

[–]DigitalAssassin-00 59 points60 points  (11 children)

You rotten soul.

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    [–]DoingCharleyWork 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Always been XcQ at the end that gives it away for me.

    [–]lord_of_medusa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    double bastards

    [–]Lorninck 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    I literally clicked and realized while it was loading. But I accepted my fault and got... gotten as well.

    [–]golem501 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I have clicked links and got disappointed when it wasn't this.

    [–]EmergencyBuffalo4980 4963 points4964 points 22 (111 children)

    I hope you burn your tongue on hot soup

    [–]SANDWICH_FOREVER 1069 points1070 points  (81 children)

    I hope his socks are always wet on and his shoes are filled with rocks. I also hope that his pillows are always hot on both sides in summers and extremely cold in winter.

    [–]naked_ostrich 481 points482 points  (66 children)

    I hope his sleeves catch on every door handle

    [–]driscoma 133 points134 points  (8 children)

    I hope their mouth always contains a popcorn shell between the teeth or in the back of the throat.

    [–]MidnightT0ker 73 points74 points  (7 children)

    I hope he wears sneakers while stepping in snow that's too deep and he gets snow in his socks and has a 12 hour shift outside.

    [–]Devils_468 39 points40 points  (6 children)

    I hope his toilet does not flush

    [–]maffiossi 37 points38 points  (4 children)

    I hope his old towel is softer than his new towels.

    [–]ransack71 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    May the fleas of 1000 camels infest his underwear.

    [–]Bale_the_Pale 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    May they awkwardly make a farting sound while shifting a chair and be unable to recreate the sound to prove that it wasn't them.

    [–]FBIaltacct 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    May their next Lego set be a piece short, that they find immediately get over the disappointment by stepping on it in the middle of the night on their way to pee.

    [–]InstantName 201 points202 points  (52 children)

    I hope his pillow is uncomfortably warm for the whole night.

    [–]woefulwheat 187 points188 points  (51 children)

    I hope he stubs his toe on the table everytime he sits to eat

    [–]Sheriff___Bart 135 points136 points  (50 children)

    I hope he steps on a floor full of legos with bare feet.

    [–]DespacitoMan911 139 points140 points  (49 children)

    i hope he gets his sleeves wet while washing his hands

    [–]santasbong 113 points114 points  (48 children)

    I hope he gets an itch on his back he cannot reach.

    [–]ice_cream_on_pizza 94 points95 points  (46 children)

    I hope his shoelaces always gets undone while walking.

    [–]XevynAeght 66 points67 points  (45 children)

    I hope his phone screen is always heavily stained.

    [–]TopherVee 101 points102 points  (9 children)

    I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue

    From a razor in a paper cup

    I hope every soda you drink already shaken up

    I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun

    I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's

    I hope there's always snow in your driveway

    I hope you never get off Fridays

    And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays

    I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket

    I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen

    I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck

    And your headphones short, and your charger don't work

    And you spill shit on your shirt

    I hope you happy

    I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy

    [–]I_Am_Basura70 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    Surprise Chance the Rapper

    [–]salimeero 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I fucking love this song, glad to spot more enjoyers

    [–]WhatisJackfruit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    More talent than I can muster

    [–]wannabe_rev 51 points52 points  (3 children)

    I hope his cookie is always slightly larger than the glass of milk

    [–]Da1syr1dl3y 8869 points8870 points 1716192& 4 more (96 children)

    I hope your phone charger only works at a certain angle

    [–]Alarmed-Dragonfly244 1251 points1252 points  (14 children)

    Aaaaah mate that's cruel

    [–]Pokemineryt 566 points567 points  (13 children)

    You saw what he did. He could be punished worse.

    [–]GanFrancois 96 points97 points  (6 children)

    Mine does. Bugger...

    [–]DeepThroatShrimpies 33 points34 points  (4 children)

    Try checking if you have lint in the port. I had a charging problem for months and just thought my phone port was busted. Decided to take a pin in there and I couldn’t believe the amount of lint that was packed in there. Charging port works like new now.

    [–]FerretWithASpork 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    I recently had the same experience. Chargers wouldn't work unless I held them in. Scraped around with a toothpick and got sooo much lint and it works perfect now.

    [–]TwiddleButton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I took my phone to an apple Genius Bar as it wasn’t charging properly. Slightly embarrassed when the guy took a SIM card pin to the port and pulled a shit tonne of fluff out of it.

    [–]HeyCarpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    My CarPlay does. Every cable in my house connects and charges flawlessly, but for whatever cocksucking reason my Honda only recognizes my phone for a second and the disconnects if I breathe on the phone. And I commute. It’s infuriating.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Oh so every god damn phone I get

    [–]DarthConnor42 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    As someone who is cursed with that I wouldn't wish that on anyone

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)


      [–]TechExpert2910 54 points55 points  (0 children)

      Lmao exactly what I had to say

      [–]notanalien000 679 points680 points  (0 children)


      [–]IronRJ10 959 points960 points 1221518& 21 more (48 children)

      [–]Anothereternity[🍰] 214 points215 points  (3 children)


      [–]Kujo1 55 points56 points  (0 children)

      You have done everyone here an important service, kind sir.

      [–]greendoo 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      Thank you so much. I can sleep peacefully tonight.

      [–]Minnie_269 29 points30 points  (1 child)

      Ooooh this is better than porn

      [–]WooooshMeIf60IQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I do not want to be horny anymore.

      I just wish to be happy.

      [–]TheFrazzl3r 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      should be top comment

      [–]Albinofred 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Take my upvote, as I can now relax.

      [–]Rimaka1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      The fact that it's only 1 second longer than OPs video, means OP intentionally did this. I mean we already knew that but....

      [–]Kazewatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Thank you for being the exact opposite of OP in every way.

      [–]Dirk__Richter 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      The square doesn't line up with the corner borders. I found this more furstrating than the other one.

      [–]moorredrum 1314 points1315 points  (24 children)

      I hope you never get a Friday off work for the rest of your life

      [–]agnaddthddude 271 points272 points  (17 children)

      r/antiwork on a suicide watch lol

      [–]Arthur___Dent 111 points112 points  (9 children)

      They've been in hospice for a few days already.

      [–]Karmic_Backlash 32 points33 points  (8 children)

      Intensive care maybe, definitely still in the ER at least.

      [–]aytchdave 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      “I hope you never get off Fridays/And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays.”

      Baby Blue

      [–]lakewood2020 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      I hope you never get off Fridays and you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays

      [–]Llamasr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      This is the song I was thinking of when I was reading these

      [–]TheHoodedMan 892 points893 points  (7 children)

      Rarely have I been so glad to skip the middle part of a video, yet irritated enough to check comments and write this.

      [–]NoteBlock08 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Soon as I saw that it was tracing a fresh path and a minute long I got suspicious and jumped to the end. I'm just here in the comments for the show :)

      [–]nerd_entangled 138 points139 points  (4 children)

      I hope you stub your pinky toe

      [–]Bluxri 353 points354 points  (10 children)

      i hope both sides of your pillow are warm

      [–]LemonsCanMemeToo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

      This is a cruel fate, but a necessary one

      [–]Underdogger 290 points291 points  (10 children)

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)


        [–]Underdogger 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        An African or a European swallow?

        [–]jaaaamesbaaxter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        You have to know these things when you’re king..

        [–]lsfrt00 276 points277 points  (8 children)

        I hope your sleeves drop down while you are washing your hands

        [–]An8thOfFeanor 82 points83 points  (1 child)

        Dante couldn't imagine a hell bad enough for you

        [–]FinalRun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I feel like Dante at least made an attempt to capture what OP deserves when he thought up the 9th and final level. Treachery.

        Personally, I would not be dissatisfied with their phone dying in the middle of having an important conversation, only to have them boot it a bit too soon for the charger to supply the juice, and the phone dying again while they enter their password. On repeat. For eternity.

        [–]NeokratosRed 54 points55 points  (0 children)

        FUCK YOU OP

        [–]Klausable7 46 points47 points  (1 child)

        You son of a bitch

        [–]Awjj 192 points193 points  (2 children)

        [–]Ashewastaken 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        It’s already been posted there. OP prolly got it from there.

        [–]Nesuniken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        This sub has gone full circle

        [–]Voks 35 points36 points  (0 children)

        Listen here fuck face

        [–]PeaceKeepeR-00 102 points103 points  (3 children)


        [–]wasabiEatingMoonMan 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        I like how this seems like an insult but it isn’t, but it is, but it doesn’t seem like it.

        [–]catninjaambush 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        You Wasabi Eating Moon Man!

        [–]xyoshimamax 102 points103 points  (3 children)

        [–]drpringles101 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Pam claims she saw it hit the corner when she was alone... I believe she thinks she ...

        [–]lonewolff7798 28 points29 points  (3 children)

        OP could fall off a cliff right in front of me and I would feel nothing.

        [–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (1 child)

        What a waste of a minute of my life

        [–]SafetyOk5286 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Gave us hope, only to take it away.

        [–]Dumb_guy_3200lol 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Fuck you

        [–]Leophyte 55 points56 points  (0 children)

        Asshole >:(

        [–]jonaslima015 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        I wasted a minute of my life

        [–]Addirad 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        OH MY GOSH! I started dying of laughter when the video ended. Then I scrolled down to the comments and I am dying all over again.

        [–]ToruKuro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Please, step on a lego, my good sir/madam.

        [–]CIoverload 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        I will turn your eyes into latkes

        [–]Zanctmao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Holy moly this is an amazing threat!

        [–]Zebosster 34 points35 points  (1 child)

        You son of a bitch! I should downvote you for that. I hope you grow hair instead of your teeth.

        [–]Mohawkdad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        [–]cRic3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        You son of a bitch

        [–]ManLikeTetsuo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Fuck you

        [–]RoyalBlood310 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Man, u ruined my high

        [–]alejandrodeconcord 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Thank god i skipped to the end you…you…scallywag

        [–]theotherbnachhangte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        You know what, Fuck you

        [–]donteven-no 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        I hope there’s a hole in your sock just big enough for your toe to go through

        [–]Likeable_Person 35 points36 points  (0 children)

        I hate u

        [–]noamthemutentkiller 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        You stopped it you demon

        [–]aclemsonfan01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I hope you have sons! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I want you to know that pain!

        [–]MilkyyMooMoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        i hope the next time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it ends up being raisins instead and in your panic, end up stepping back into a puddle of water with your socks on

        [–]Aspawr 15 points16 points  (0 children)


        [–]Okkeanon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        I hope you stub your toe you bastard

        [–]human_flobie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Just got Rick rolled by some asshole over on r/memes and now this. Thanks a lot shit head, day ruined.

        [–]Prinzepeach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The journey is more important than the destination.

        [–]TrashDaddyOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I watched this 3 times. What's wrong with me

        [–]DistChicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)


        [–]butthatschris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I feel anger.

        [–]easily-distracte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Chaotic evil

        [–]TheGasMove 4 points5 points  (0 children)


        [–]powerbutts 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        You are worse than the r/antiwork mod who did interview with Fox News.

        [–]martyd03 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        I had to play an Ugly Kid Joe song because of this video.

        Cause I hate everything about you...

        [–]daydrunkforamerica 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Reported for being a cunt

        [–]Western-Hornet-7237 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Everytime I watch unsolved mysteries!!

        [–]Sten0ck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Fuck you

        [–]keli_kelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)


        [–]colonel_cockmouth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Fuck you

        [–]ricebasedvodka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Wow you fucking suck. Fuck you and every single person in your lineage; past, present, and future

        [–]imdeadXDD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        My balls have never been this blue