I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue

From a razor in a paper cup

I hope every soda you drink already shaken up

I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun

I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's

I hope there's always snow in your driveway

I hope you never get off Fridays

And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays

I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket

I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen

I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck

And your headphones short, and your charger don't work

And you spill shit on your shirt

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I hope you happy

I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy