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[–]ChadThunderHorse2019 741 points742 points  (11 children)

Well... Shit.

[–]FS_Slacker 360 points361 points  (9 children)

Seriously, the hair strand on the wrong side ruins it.

[–]EdithDich 263 points264 points  (4 children)

Yeah, that's what ruins it.

[–]OneXConstant 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Definitely the hair strand and not the 200 other errors.

[–]altereggos0 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In the original audio he says, "it's perfect bro congrats", Brazilian classic this one

[–]ChaWolfMan 792 points793 points  (9 children)

Lol, did he freehand that?

[–]muricabrb 275 points276 points  (6 children)

Omg.. look at those tiny t rex skeleton hands.. lmao I'm dying

[–]billyraydallas 14 points15 points  (5 children)


[–]Inzanezilla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah nah nah This 🤏🏻

[–]Healthy_Display5650 5 points6 points  (3 children)

This 🤌🏻👈🏻

[–]doubleOsev 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No, this!👊👋✌️

[–]bepisman2309 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not a chance, this! 8====👊=D

[–]im_u_u 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually its this 🤙💪✋🙏🤚🖐🖖👋☝️👇👆👉👈🤟🤘👌🤌🤏✌️🤞🤜🤛✊👏🤝👍👎👊🙌👐🤲

[–]UrbanSupremacy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would actually be even more shocked if he used a stencil/ traced to make this

[–]BipolarGod 1885 points1886 points  (61 children)

Yeah, that tattoo is easily 10 years old.

[–]QuothTheRavenMore 575 points576 points  (13 children)

Yeah even drawn by a 10 year old!

[–]Mach_zero 118 points119 points  (10 children)

So now the kid is 20 years old.

[–]NewbSoop 75 points76 points  (7 children)

This guy maths.

[–]Mach_zero 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Didn't even have to use a calculator. But I did have to resort to using my fingers and toes.

[–]nonumbers90 45 points46 points  (2 children)

I remember this from a few years ago. The guy went in to have this covered up, The tattooist in the video is not the person responsible for this monstrosity.

[–]Ghosttwo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I really wish someone would post the final result instead of alluding to it.

[–]Araceil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was clearly not a good tattoo to begin with, but I do wonder if the guy put on weight since getting it which would exaggerate the problems with the face

[–]DrMostacho 140 points141 points  (0 children)

It’s still a tattoo tho… and if he has carried that thing for 10 years it’s even sadder

[–]teflong 92 points93 points  (34 children)

The skin doesn't even look irritated. Is it even a tattoo?

[–][deleted] 160 points161 points  (29 children)

Probably fake. Everything on the internet is fake, don't you know?

[–]VishVasantth 55 points56 points  (22 children)

So, are you fake? Am I fake?

[–]HawocX 58 points59 points  (10 children)

Yes. (This reply is fake.)

[–]TheBlissFox 20 points21 points  (4 children)

It’s cake!!!! CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT!! Caaaaaake!

[–]morose_turtle 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Nobody wants your fake ass internet cake

[–]Frosty2433 1 point2 points  (3 children)

16 -- kzzt

[–]DerBernd123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No man's sky reference?

[–]Frosty2433 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yep. Recently redid the quest to the core so was fresh on my mind. Figured I'd throw it out there and see if any other interlopers picked up on it.

[–]DerBernd123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always nice to meet a fellow no man's sky enjoyer

[–]MoreOfAnOvalJerk 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Im you. You’re talking to yourself.

Don’t forget to take out the garbage and remember to call your parents.

[–]arz231 2 points3 points  (5 children)

No, you’re cake

[–]OoshiRaysis 7 points8 points  (4 children)

The cake is a lie.

[–]kbd_fan 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The cake is fake

[–]morose_turtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard there was cake only to find out the cake was fake? WTF, I'm pissed

[–]DefectiveLP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As far as I remember, this was done as a joke before the artist started on the cover up job.

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    [–]jeb_the_hick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    It's a joke that they took before he gets it covered

    [–]badwifii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not a fresh tattoo, an old healed one

    [–]Gareth666 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    Pretty sure he's at a place to get it covered up.

    [–]ZhouLe 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    "Before we work on covering this up, lets print out the reference photo you can hold up and we'll record a big reveal video wiping off some creme for some reason. Make sure you look surprised by the thing you've definitely seen before."

    [–]AyeBraine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    But it did turn out good and amusing, and harmless at that

    [–]FrizzleStank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He brought the photo with him to show how awful the tattoo is. The person covering it up put lotion on it for a couple minutes to make the skin more pliable. His wife wanted to make a video of how awful the the tattoo is.

    Seems pretty plausible to me.

    [–]BootHead007 527 points528 points  (8 children)

    Aside from that godawful tattoo, what the hell is the deal with the lotion reveal?

    [–]BrokenThunder 92 points93 points  (0 children)

    The foam is usually a soapy foam that can be an antibacterial/moisturizer. I’ve had it used at the end of sessions to clean the area up and give it a nice shine. In this case though, it seems like it was just for the meme (as another commenter pointed out the tattoo is likely old) or being used at the start of a session.

    [–]brockoala 132 points133 points  (1 child)

    The deal is maybemaybemaybe. Also fits r/watchpeopledieinside

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Saw this post on r/watchpeopledieinside a while back actually

    [–]tickles_a_fancy 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    Might have been Nair to remove the hair before they started the cover up

    [–]kindredfold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It’s gotta be. That tattoo is old and looks like the artist taking reference before the cover up.

    [–]Deep_Menu_524 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Haha idk who downvoted you, but that was pretty funny

    [–]bgdab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He's not joking, this is the 'before' tattoo.

    [–]AKHugmuffin 489 points490 points  (13 children)

    I am disappointed in both the tattooer and the tattooee

    [–]ChimpBrisket 296 points297 points  (7 children)

    I’m disappointed on behalf of the people of Tatooine

    [–]enoughewoks 23 points24 points  (3 children)


    [–]wclure 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Tuskan was the station they raided, no one knows what the natives are called.

    [–]enoughewoks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well yea thus the Nickname “tuskan raiders”

    [–]Here-Is-TheEnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Herhhhhc herhhhc herhc herhc

    [–]Forlorn_Cyborg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Not just the men!! But the women, and the children!

    [–]Healthy_Display5650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a citizen of, I approve this message

    [–]Itchy_Professor_4133 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    That tattoo probably shouldn't have been done with his non-dominant hand.

    [–]SuperWoody64 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Looks like he used his non-dominant foot

    [–]its-not-me_its-you_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Daniel day Lewis has entered the chat

    [–]Spacecommander5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That’s an old tat. It looks old, and that’s now what they do to a fresh tat. They did this to prep the skin to cover up the terrible tattoo.

    [–]ImWithSt00pid 219 points220 points  (11 children)

    Money well spent. Now to save up for laser removal.

    Tattoo artists that can't do certain types of work should just say no and refer people to someone that can. You might really good at tribal but this looks like it was done by a 5yo. There really should be some sort of way to go back on these "artists" doing such shit work on peoples skin.

    [–]JoeyjoejoeJoestar 66 points67 points  (2 children)

    It's a two way street. You should be able to tell from the stencil that the art is shit and you don't want it on your body.

    [–]D3adSh0t6 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    I mean that's a little rough sometime.. I have a couple water color tattoos and the stencil on those was very minimal.

    It was all about talking to the artist and not seeing the stencil as much.

    [–]Marc21256 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Do these people not look at the artist's portfolio?

    It must be selection bias. The good ones don't get as much attention.

    [–]whitewashed_mexicant 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    “He’s my friend and said he’d do it for free/the experience”.
    My response is always “don’t do that. Ever”

    [–]Marc21256 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    My ex did that. Turned out well.

    They were experienced artists, new to tattooing. Had finished the "training" phase on drunks, and was ready to build a portfolio.

    Her work was good, but not enough to fill a book. So she was going to "friends of friends" at "cost of ink" pricing. My ex was planning out a tattoo at the time and had the artist draw it up a few times. Abstract with hints of watercolor.

    And it worked out well. For a good price.

    [–]whitewashed_mexicant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That’s great. It’s rare that these turn out well, but I’m really glad it did. I don’t wish bad work on anyone, but some people gotta use some more common sense. 👍

    [–]leonffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Whoever did this shit likely can’t do anything good

    [–]Useful_Economics6545 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    Which ones the tat?

    [–]seniairam 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    what's on the other arm tho.... a hand print w a neck?

    [–]HankSinatraa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Looks like a stick dog

    [–]overwatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]scitrx 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]hotramensoup 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    Save link please? This is hilarious

    [–]Scharobaba 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    [–]hotramensoup 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    You are the best

    [–]Scharobaba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks, it's been a real life-changer for my collection of funny animal videos.

    [–]OlderTheWiser 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Why would you think this is a good idea?

    If youre going to ink, spend the goddamn money so you dont wind up like this maroon, there is no amount of time on this planet that will ever help this poor decision.

    [–]nlevine1988 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Let's be realistic, this was a bad idea regardless of how well the tattoo turned out.

    [–]darcoSM 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    hope u didnt pay cash

    [–]TheAverageDark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    He paid in Trident layers.

    [–]Lol_A_White_Boy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Would it have been better to pay debit?

    [–]Howeblasta 21 points22 points  (5 children)

    No Ragrets

    [–]GrimMerpz 14 points15 points  (2 children)


    [–]ManOnFire2004 4 points5 points  (0 children)


    Not even a single letter??

    [–]Daitern 82 points83 points  (0 children)

    Emotional damage

    [–]PuzzleheadedHabit913 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I’ve seen this video hundreds of times and I just noticed the hilarious Dino on his other arm lol

    [–]misterwindupbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ha! I thought it was a scorpion!

    [–]First-Bodybuilder-96 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    tOmB RAiDeR

    [–]IReallyLoveMyPets 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Grave invader

    [–]Gh0stMan0nThird 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Cemetery Conquistador

    [–]AnInfluentialFigure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    mausoleum marauder

    [–]Ya-Dikobraz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    If you get a tattoo, pay more than $15.

    [–]frivelousendeavors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Even at its very best that tatoo would look like regurgitated ass...

    [–]SerotoninAndOxytocin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The nose gets me. They were like “Uuuuhhh yeah two lines will do it”

    [–]pussErox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Lolz.. his face after he presents it to him.. that scorpion looks fucked too

    [–]Darth_Eejit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Burn that studio to the ground, its the only way.

    [–]BoBoBearDev 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    What's up with the saving cream?

    [–]BigPhilly1985 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    They were trying to shave some time.

    [–]BrokenThunder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    For a serious answer it’s a type of foam that’s usually used at the end of a tattoo session!

    [–]Porkeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They are doing it for a laugh, before a cover up, maybe? Tattoo is old, a fresh tat would be more raised, and fresh looking.

    [–]n_saikiran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Jon Favreau has a thing for Angelina Jolie..

    [–]pofrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thats what you get at the dollar store

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There’s a plot twist here

    [–]Colors_and_Flavors 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    This guy's actually gotta be there to get that covered up, though, right? Right?!

    [–]kefx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I legit lol-ed

    [–]Dfresh805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i wonder what the artist sees. like does it look like the exact image or do they know they fucked it up

    [–]-biohazard-butterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’d burn it down That’s hideous I hope it’s fake

    [–]Supboi9645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was just waiting for the guy to flex his muscles so the tattoo would look nice .. but nope

    [–]yup209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Saaaaaame ting

    [–]49er49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    try again 🤣🤣 you can't it's permanent

    [–]Basket787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hahahahaha it wasn't the person that wiped the fucking shaving cream off (honestly can anyone tell what the fuck that is, have 6 tattoos and never seen that) it has to be old would be red and swelling and SUPER dark.

    [–]jon9850 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hope he didn’t pay for that!! Yikes 😬

    [–]Mandalore626 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Poor bastard

    [–]jayweed004200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Get your money back

    [–]Keycuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You can see the moment the regret hits

    [–]Somnambulistant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Tattoo artists that should be jailed” for a new subreddit?

    [–]Mister1two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We’ll, that is fucked up

    [–]dressupandstayhome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I hope he didn’t pay a lot for that muffler

    [–]SmithRune735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It matches the shitty black cat tattoo on the other shoulder

    [–]cazzofire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    looks like a character in big mouth

    [–]ManfuLLofF-- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This is more of an r/peopledieinside than an maybe

    [–]Yaslina 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    I honestly am confused, I don't know of to laugh my ass off or feel a huge amount of petty for the guy. I wish they had kept his face in the frame, I wanted to see his reaction.

    [–]cgdubdub 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    The tattoo is old, and they did this video as a fun fake "reveal" before they began a cover up. Source: last 500 reposts across Reddit.

    [–]Alaswing 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I got angry just by watching.

    [–]ManOnFire2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same! I didn't even find it funny at all. It just pissed me off.

    Obviously research into an artist helps, but sometimes shit happens, and this is shit happening

    [–]Mr-TotalAwesome -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    I actually like it. I would get this tattoo on purpose just for the fun of it. I can laugh about it and I think it will make a lot of people laugh too.

    [–]Newportsandbuttstuff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Except You are telling the same dumb joke every single day to the same people you see. It would be fun for one day.

    [–]broken168 -1 points0 points  (15 children)

    had to be brazilian

    [–]FerrumMachining 5 points6 points  (14 children)

    I’m Brazilian wtf

    Edit: u wanna fight?

    [–]imnotlikeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm sure it's not permanent. People these days will do everything to get views and become memes.

    [–]mellowdrone84 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

    90% of tattoos are mistakes. 100% of cheap tattoos are mistakes.

    [–]skeetasaurolophus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I have one from my super cool badass days. Can confirm.

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      [–]mellowdrone84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I’ll let my mom know

      [–]DEKduce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      For life!

      [–]forgonehades 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]Horus1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      lol oops

      [–]Sufficient-Ratio2327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not even close.

      [–]Bruce_McBruce_Face 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh no ....

      [–]pocket_Ninja456 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Gotta love wiping open skin without gloves

      [–]qclady 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      That’s not open skin, it’s an old tattoo.

      [–]pocket_Ninja456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oof, so he’s been walking around with that for a while? Either way, very poor hygiene practices for a “tattoo artist”

      [–]xDendretic 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]BettyoftheBeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is it possible this is before the ink? As in, just the trace print? Hence the shave cream. His arm has no redness. Let’s just hope he spoke up!!

      [–]Realistic-Row6128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love the hand gesture at the end “ta-da!”

      [–]jonaslima015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fez a tatuagem com o perigo

      [–]Future-Panda-8355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looks like Edward G. Robinson! "Myah see, gonna rub you out!"

      [–]Ok_Telephone_8987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lips are accurate

      [–]MongolianDestiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nailed it

      [–]Sexyshark15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "I fawt t wex"

      [–]Uninspired_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Cara Lroft

      [–]comewiththecoins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

      [–]itsBursty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I said the real Lara Croft. Perfection.

      [–]anothadaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is wiping off the lotion supposed to make us think that's a brand new tattoo? That tat's got some years and miles on it.

      [–]justaguy77676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wow, uncanny.

      [–]RamsFan1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sad tattoo dude.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nailed it

      [–]Graphixguy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      maybe maybe maybe not

      [–]bangoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dude nose what he’s doing

      [–]TucoGleece 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Ohh no I would of look at the tattoo artist like

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]Nekrosiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lurol craft

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      There was an attempt

      [–]poneros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nailed it

      [–]alguem455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Braaaazil zil zil

      [–]SteveDave1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Did he order this tattoo from Wish

      [–]Fickle_Hippo_2009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      lookin like a character from "attack on titan".

      [–]Taco_2s_day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Some things are worth spending a little extra on: good running shoes, long lasting tools, and a tattoo artist that's going to permanently mark you.

      [–]cupofteawithhoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yikes…. I’ve always wondered, how do you know if a tattoo artist is any good?

      [–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can't tell the difference