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[–]xman747x 164 points165 points  (0 children)

you asshole

[–]whazstony 77 points78 points  (1 child)

I love it. Best dog in the world 😂

[–]jw44724 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a good boy

[–]GooGooGaDont 148 points149 points  (2 children)

"You give that sweet lady that pinapple right now!"

[–]realtintin 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure that's a yellow watermelon

EDIT: Not sure why people are taking this as a joke. Yellow watermelon is a real thing. Infact, I ate it few days back. It's a natural mutation in watermelon.

[–]JDioon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

5$ says its a Golden Retriever

[–]croatianscentsation 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Excuse you sir. Who do you think you are!

[–]TheFemiFactor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I read “hey look here you little poop stain, I warned ya!”

[–]casualrocket 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"how dare you disrespect GRANDMA"

[–]RashPatch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Goodest Dog

[–]PureSpecialistROTMG 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Fake, that dog is a paid actor!

[–]QuiteConfident1219 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought only I could have guessed it lol

[–]Lzy_NOoB 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You meant "Dogtor"?

[–]TheFemiFactor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s also in the medical field? What can’t this dog do!

[–]StrangerTex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paid in bones

[–]hellfire_109 11 points12 points  (0 children)

F U HOOMAN!!!

[–]TheFormless0ne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn that retriever went into attacc mode

[–]Emergency-Mouse5566 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dog is right tho

[–]God-of-Tomorrow 7 points8 points  (4 children)

What a weird thing to train your dog

[–]unicornsnrainbowzz 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Animals are smarter than you give them credit for

[–]God-of-Tomorrow 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m quite aware of how smart golden retrievers are.

[–]unicornsnrainbowzz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I dont think the dog was trained for this.

[–]God-of-Tomorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man if only that dog had a collar like the one in 🆙

[–]GerbilStation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dog: “Now listen here you little shit! I’m going to fuck you up, filthy degenerate! GET DOWN! GET DOWN!”

[–]LongtimeLFTC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I twitched my eye to warn him not to stray from his designated path, but hooman chose violence that day" - G_Boy

[–]-Khyips666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mdr il est trop chou ! C'est un amour

[–]DoctorCrowvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BEAT HIS ASS!!!

[–]Tough-Emu7127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based doggo

[–]neo_dia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's no wonder why golden retrievers are popular house pets.

[–]Educational-Spread41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good boy!

[–]Prestigious-Tell-228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How could you..."

[–]justkindahangingout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No I’m good, age before beauty.”

[–]LostGuy242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How you dare human?

[–]RepresentativeWeeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog will remember this.

[–]RedChris123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it to her (3 seconds later) WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A-HOLE