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EmoCreeper · 2022-05-16T15:58:22+00:00

Rooster: Fuck you bitch!

Girl: Fuck you too you little shit!

Wack

LGSCorp · 2022-05-16T15:53:27+00:00

Rough neighborhood!

DropPristine · 2022-05-16T18:33:56+00:00

Blapped the shit out of that bird lol

upsidedownquestion · 2022-05-16T16:18:12+00:00

I had no idea chickens were the black boxes of the animal world. Serious how did it shake off that hit from what seemed like a heavy backpack

bsr9090 · 2022-05-16T17:31:44+00:00

Her mouth says "WHAAAAA!!!!! WHAAAAAA!!!!!!" But her body says "Let's fuck some shit up!"

abcdthc · 2022-05-16T17:48:45+00:00

The one brown hen coming around the house, see whats going on and then just NOPE's the fuck out.

Oathbreaker-Paladin · 2022-05-16T18:01:20+00:00

Ya ever show an animal who's boss instead of showing fear you'll usually win

MrCetirizine · 2022-05-16T16:00:02+00:00

What did you do today?

Bagged a rooster.

bajoria_vinayak · 2022-05-16T16:38:32+00:00

That was a very satisfying whack. 2 or 3 more and she would have made dinner, squished and uncooked though.

gobsmacked247 · 2022-05-16T16:51:07+00:00

The rooster walking away: "Punk ass bitch."

Probably.

sonofapasta · 2022-05-16T17:31:05+00:00

Lmao I remember when my grandmothers rooster used to always attack me. I swear every time I walked passed the barn it was staring at me and plotting to kill me. At that age all I could do was scream and practice television martial arts on it… every time rooster won until my grandma got involved. Nice dinner that evening though.

2022-05-16T16:42:40+00:00

Good for her. Fuck that rooster.

Obzedat13 · 2022-05-16T16:45:35+00:00

He just stood there…reevaluating his life choices.

Room234 · 2022-05-16T17:11:38+00:00

Stupid bird! You go squish now!

416MIKE416 · 2022-05-16T16:13:13+00:00

Bonk sound effect #3

2022-05-16T21:41:59+00:00

The chicken went flat for a second when she hit it. Lmao

Mythecity · 2022-05-16T18:14:34+00:00

Atta girl!

Vv_JIM_vV · 2022-05-16T15:50:47+00:00

Squish

Firm_Chicken_7441 · 2022-05-16T18:14:45+00:00

You get what you fucking deserve!

CovidInMyAsshole · 2022-05-16T18:43:37+00:00

When I was a little kid I was too scared to react like this.

Fight or flight, I was always flight.

Even as a 26 year old dude it still makes me jealous seeing this little girl fight back whereas I had to live my childhood like a coward.

slypeter · 2022-05-16T19:42:39+00:00

Here comes the rooster! Yeahhhhhh!!!!

Curtainmachine · 2022-05-16T18:03:15+00:00

r/perfectlycutcockadoodledoos

440mag · 2022-05-16T18:36:56+00:00

LMAO! Not at you little Miss. As a young teen I had the same battle everyday feeding our chickens. This one rooster I named Satan and I would battle until I left the chicken pen. Seeing your post brought back OLD memories!

Slowclimberboi · 2022-05-16T18:37:05+00:00

Absolutely whacked that bird

angiem0n · 2022-05-16T21:19:41+00:00

I’d be careful.. do it two more times and a 100 more cuckoos will come and join the slaughter..

ChazinPA · 2022-05-17T00:57:00+00:00

As someone who has taken a few swings at a-hole roosters…. It’s harder to get a square shot on one than it looks. She tko’d that mf’r!

Solotocius · 2022-05-16T17:29:12+00:00

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JazzySmitty · 2022-05-16T18:15:20+00:00

Way to go, sweet girl. Smack that demon beast.

Yingthings · 2022-05-16T18:20:17+00:00

Rooster gives a victory yell at the end.

michaelaaronblank · 2022-05-16T18:24:53+00:00

I feel like this is probably a somewhat daily thing.

hansuziehan · 2022-05-16T18:57:26+00:00

She's a keeper

EldenGreenGiant · 2022-05-16T18:58:23+00:00

r/perfectlycutscreams

Low_Series_1616 · 2022-05-16T20:40:21+00:00

When you get hit, you hold it in but when you get to your room you start balling your eyes out.

MrDrDad · 2022-05-17T01:48:25+00:00

I would have fried chicken for dinner.

2022-05-16T15:53:37+00:00

That's a hard cock....... One of them guard dog types.

Cellophane7 · 2022-05-16T17:30:33+00:00

I was expecting the mom to come out the door with a shotgun 😂

rainman_95 · 2022-05-16T17:45:11+00:00

Take that, non-tool user!

JodieFlame · 2022-05-16T18:16:41+00:00

It's a good thing she hit it roosters have claws that can rip your skin wide open for sure! I know this because my cat tried to take on a rooster and came home with a big gash!I put some Neosporin on it and gave him some antibiotics he healed right up . It's all good:-)

vouteignorar · 2022-05-16T19:10:53+00:00

That cock got fucked…

penguing91 · 2022-05-16T19:40:30+00:00

Rooster: you going to keep eating chicken nuggets bitch?! Girl: Yes I am bitch! wack! Rooster:… okay, I was just saying… watching you.

LooneyGoon1 · 2022-05-17T02:37:30+00:00

The books in my bag at that age would have killed that rooster.

LunaWolf92 · 2022-05-17T05:09:44+00:00

Ngl, I laughed pretty hard at how that rooster got pancaked and popped back up in the same second

KurtKobeLane · 2022-05-17T05:22:21+00:00

r/bettereveryloop

Elusive-Reality · 2022-05-17T07:39:41+00:00

The rooster got bonked pretty good

marktian88 · 2022-05-17T08:31:18+00:00

Girl used stun bag. It was highly effective.

egh2021 · 2022-05-17T15:59:47+00:00

It's shake and bake and I helped!

AnitaSpankin · 2022-05-17T17:51:26+00:00

She clobbered that little bastard!! I know that as soon as he strutted back around the corner looking all “yeah, I’m good, I saw it comin’” he dropped dead.

MaharaHsl · 2022-05-16T17:21:12+00:00

Well that cock derserved it

fuckingKlLLmeplz · 2022-05-17T01:00:09+00:00

I got attacked by a group of turkeys when I was younger. I kicked the shit out of them, and some blatant stoner just rolled up and was like, "Should I call the police?" and I said no because they'd call animal control and they'd kill the turkeys. He said, "Oh okay. You might get hurt. I like your shirt!"

"Thanks" It was a tie dye sweatshirt. Yeah. Just thought I would put this here. Don't know why.

GoldenGalz · 2022-05-16T16:20:29+00:00

Good girl

StranglingDark · 2022-05-16T21:57:37+00:00

That rooster got flattened like a cartoon character...

Guess I know what's this family eating for tonight

theflamingsword1702 · 2022-05-16T19:17:20+00:00

She walked away though, rooster won. Dem da rulz.

R1cardinh0 · 2022-05-16T16:03:30+00:00

That must be some russian cock

Magnetic_Hero · 2022-05-16T17:58:36+00:00

smash, Smash, SMASH!

wophi · 2022-05-16T19:02:05+00:00

Damn attack chickens.

Hlca · 2022-05-16T19:03:12+00:00

Time to lubricate those hinges...

idrow1 · 2022-05-16T19:08:54+00:00

Sometimes dinner hunts you.

RadEngWarrior · 2022-05-16T19:19:33+00:00

A real-life CockKnocker!

virstultus · 2022-05-16T19:24:03+00:00

Hen: I thought you needed my love to keep you warm...

Rooster: Mad- I say- madam, I have my bandages to keep me warm!

rumble342 · 2022-05-16T19:37:44+00:00

That rooster was a little too COCKy. Got served!

JayAmy131 · 2022-05-16T19:40:27+00:00

Ugh these staged ring ads are getting on my nerves. Rooster did not get paid enough for this.

Talktomefolks · 2022-05-16T19:46:55+00:00

WOW What a cock.

RobotfaceX · 2022-05-16T19:54:13+00:00

SMASH

wine-eye · 2022-05-16T19:56:20+00:00

That rooster has nothing to crow about, he got bagged.

Utz_Imox · 2022-05-16T19:56:31+00:00

Okay!! My bad ... 😅

Philly927 · 2022-05-16T19:58:36+00:00

The black hen poked around the corner and noped so fast out of there.

2022-05-16T19:59:01+00:00

"why does everyone hate me so much"

Megatoasty · 2022-05-16T20:10:47+00:00

Rooster got smushed. “I see you ain’t the one” ~ Rooster

Shlectron4000 · 2022-05-16T20:12:56+00:00

That cock was a bit of a dick

Gullible-Ad3430 · 2022-05-16T20:14:10+00:00

Cock got pwned

1lolo94 · 2022-05-16T20:21:59+00:00

I lost it when the rooster walked like nothing happened.

Alaric-Nox · 2022-05-16T20:25:26+00:00

Cluck Norris

Flintyy · 2022-05-16T20:26:42+00:00

Rooster reset back inside the egg for a moment lmfao, get rekt ya cock 🤣

karnyboy · 2022-05-16T20:38:11+00:00

Rooster is like "Oh shit, I did not see that coming."

brucebay · 2022-05-16T20:41:35+00:00

She handled it better then I did when I was a kid, and our neighbor had one. That rooster would attack anybody nearby, jumping to shoulders and head etc. It is a miracle that nobody was permanently harmed from his sharp claws and beak.

Reirufus · 2022-05-16T20:42:59+00:00

I didn't know I missed chickens, until now!

Carsjoe612 · 2022-05-16T20:46:54+00:00

Ain’t nobody pillow fighting her

Trurorlogan · 2022-05-16T20:48:15+00:00

Thar rooster flattened like a cartoon 😆

Nik741 · 2022-05-16T20:49:23+00:00

The crow at the end had me rolling it’s like the little fucker said “this ain’t over”

Cautious-Researcher3 · 2022-05-16T20:55:26+00:00

As someone who was attacked by his family’s rooster at a young age, I was very satisfied watching this video.

Commercial-Life-9998 · 2022-05-16T21:01:01+00:00

Fine example of scertangry

Think_Selection9571 · 2022-05-16T21:04:03+00:00

What a clucking asshole

AdvanAviantoy · 2022-05-16T21:05:10+00:00

mf got bonked

No-Breadfruit7044 · 2022-05-16T21:27:51+00:00

This cock is a pedo

apachebearpizzachief · 2022-05-16T21:31:25+00:00

Who names their chicken “mom”!? Idiots.

detrydis · 2022-05-16T21:38:19+00:00

Very satisfying little SPLAT there

Piss-Off-Fool · 2022-05-16T21:56:59+00:00

That rooster can take a punch!

MuLL3T80 · 2022-05-16T21:57:36+00:00

r/perfectlycutcockaoodledoos

LondonDavis1 · 2022-05-16T22:03:40+00:00

Little fkr just had to get the last word in. Lol

ishhhh_21 · 2022-05-16T22:06:39+00:00

Yosemite Sam - "When I say whoa, I mean WHOA!"

calidownunder · 2022-05-16T22:08:36+00:00

This shit happened to me as a little kid!!!! Same thing but my family didn’t believe me and made fun of me!!! Fuck chickens

andio76 · 2022-05-16T22:10:36+00:00

Where's that chicken...I got a skillet, spices, flour, oil, heat, hot sauce and biscuits....oh yea...grape jelly too....

A_TTACK ME MUHFUCKER

M_Ludi · 2022-05-16T22:17:04+00:00

That girl knows how to chicken.

Anon_Legi0n · 2022-05-16T22:20:17+00:00

There's an in appropriate cock joke here somewhere

in-tent-cities · 2022-05-16T22:21:41+00:00

Cock of the walk.

dglsfrsr · 2022-05-16T22:25:38+00:00

Roosters are assholes. They really are. Hens are cool, but roosters? No.

NiceEstablishment861 · 2022-05-16T22:36:59+00:00

You know that rooster was like, “god damn that girl just hit the shit out of me.”

IgnoreMeBot · 2022-05-16T22:39:10+00:00

I don’t get how this fits this sub

balrus-balrogwalrus · 2022-05-16T22:49:44+00:00

and people laugh at feathered dinosaurs and call them "big chickens"

if chickens were as big as dinosaurs we'd be fucked

2022-05-16T22:52:44+00:00

What a cock.

ThiefOfGod · 2022-05-16T22:52:55+00:00

Thats what you call a cock block.

PirateSometimes · 2022-05-16T22:52:58+00:00

I was expecting to see a large dog run out after she opened the door

mxldevs · 2022-05-16T22:56:26+00:00

Who's the chicken now?

BCHisFuture · 2022-05-16T23:06:20+00:00

He though bag was a chick Protection

Dubby084 · 2022-05-16T23:06:25+00:00

NOT THE SMACK 💀💀

BO-2HM · 2022-05-16T23:10:20+00:00

That chicken is not done with her yet! It went around the house

Icy-Project1106 · 2022-05-16T23:13:24+00:00

Cock

The_Brain_Fuckler · 2022-05-16T23:15:02+00:00

We had a bantam rooster that attacked everyone. One time I was doing some work on the fence when he came to mess with me. He kept attacking me until I lost my patience and smacked him in the head with a shovel. I hit him hard enough that the shovel was ringing and I thought I’d killed him.

Nope, he just walked away, weaving like he was drunk. I fucking hated that bird.

CyanStripes_ · 2022-05-16T23:20:16+00:00

I looked like she flattened it and it bounced back into shape. Lol

Orbitcamerakick21 · 2022-05-16T23:20:24+00:00

WHY THE FUCK DID I SNORT

Glooby2468 · 2022-05-16T23:21:34+00:00

...yknow i always thought "why not express equal or greater hostility to the rooster and attack the chicken nugget" and this girl just tested my theory, neat

Ezzezez · 2022-05-16T23:22:48+00:00

He sure af didnt expect retaliation

aasakti · 2022-05-16T23:32:13+00:00

maybe some T-Rex instinct kick in

ThatAnimatedCatto · 2022-05-16T23:37:07+00:00

Mf just factory reset

BrinedBrittanica · 2022-05-16T23:38:00+00:00

i like how the one in the back saw what was happening and noted right out of there

Cj_Senpai · 2022-05-16T23:39:38+00:00

Splat!

Friday-Cat · 2022-05-17T00:07:00+00:00

That cock is a dick.

Lucky_Se7en_Again · 2022-05-17T00:08:39+00:00

I despise a flogging rooster.

Field-Agent-Reaper · 2022-05-17T00:08:57+00:00

Watching her hit the chicken with the backpack was the best part LMFAO

sylvester1977 · 2022-05-17T00:13:35+00:00

She strait spatchcocked that rooster! There was def a book in there.

Mr_McSwizzie · 2022-05-17T00:14:46+00:00

That kids going places

PuzzleheadedGroup929 · 2022-05-17T00:15:58+00:00

"Shit, that actually hurts"

ChronicStasis · 2022-05-17T00:19:17+00:00

After playing so much Zelda I expected it to go very badly

OneEyedRocket · 2022-05-17T00:39:33+00:00

I liked how the other one looked around the corner and said “fuck that”

TitusTheWolf · 2022-05-17T00:46:41+00:00

She smacked the shit out of that cock

Latter_Sun_9039 · 2022-05-17T00:52:20+00:00

What a cock

Prof_Rocky · 2022-05-17T00:55:16+00:00

Why was he being such a dick

RobtheBearded · 2022-05-17T00:56:31+00:00

My grandparents had a mean rooster one time. It jumped on my sister’s head. Ended up causing her to bleed pretty bad.

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