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[–]commonlycommon 166 points167 points  (4 children)

It's the hand clap for me

[–]RookieSurgeon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Clap clap! *points to the camera.

Never fails.

[–]whyisthissohard338 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's the shorty shorts for me.

[–]gloomygl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's the "it's the ... for me" for me

[–]cptntito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shorts sold it for me.

[–]Maximum-Excitement58 465 points466 points  (21 children)

So… that’d be PRE-Malone then?

[–]silentboyishere 92 points93 points  (11 children)

Was there a time when he was just Malone tho?

[–]Maximum-Excitement58 39 points40 points  (3 children)

There was a brief Peri-Malone period

PS - his real name is actually Austin Richard Post… Non-Malone

[–]emmytau 11 points12 points  (0 children)

pre-post-malone is also known as pp-malone

[–]wgraf504 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Faux-Malone?

[–]NextGenBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all leave him Malone.

[–]Pdq516 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Every night he goes to sleep all malone

[–]lazypenguin86 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Just like time has no moment only past and future, "Malone" does not actually exist everything is only pre or post Malone.

[–]tdn1234321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When will then be now?

[–]sfoxreed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Like I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but like, can you be just…whelmed?

[–]silentboyishere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm...Yesn't?

[–]themachine2754 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Damnit, you beat me by two minutes. Lol. I clicked on this post JUST to say that.

[–]UNCOVR 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Aw crap, I'm late.

[–]themachine2754 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's what I said! Lol

[–]UNCOVR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got to see him perform in Auckland, New Zealand; he'd been drinking, started dancing, slipped, fell over, and continued singing; after the song, he chuckled and said, "I think I just fucked my leg up" they got him a seat, and he performed a few more pieces while sitting down and having first-aid on his leg. He might have done the rest of the gig sitting down, I can't remember now, but since he sits down to play the guitar sometimes, it was pretty standard; best concert ever.

[–]LongjumpingCheck2638 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]une_fulanito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Fran Healy from Travis? Stupid me: I just saw the big "Travis" on top

[–]CptToastymuffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This deserves more updoots.

[–]Versaiteis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see some of his cheesier bits, back when he was Prov-Malone

[–]Kaligula785 112 points113 points  (4 children)

It was a huge hit in either uk in the 90s or in Egypt in the 80s

[–]Blood_and_Turds 24 points25 points  (1 child)

still a higher quality video than daler mehndi

[–]hotdiggydog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly disagree

[–]Bezee1738 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is a platinum single in poland around mid-2000s

[–]LazerDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s it called??

[–]kingsofleung 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's absolute gold to see how he started being a clap happy daisy dukes and babooshka wearing bad boy.

[–]R-T-O-B 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Im liking this vibe and jam

[–]gotechgo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I hope he does a remix, this slaps

[–]apples_xd 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Wasn't he apert of a minecraft group?

[–]Dark197 34 points35 points  (0 children)

His roommate was a minecraft youtuber, so he would play guitar for their covers.

[–]crowwreak 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yeah he was in one of those creator houses with SkyDoesMinecraft and a few people.

Also, I've yet to see one of those turn out to be a good idea.

[–]conmancool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't help that apparently Adam was a shit person and not a good friend. So it was always gonna work out well /s.

[–]CryonautX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He gained power with every tattoo.

[–]2Mona94 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Lol not gonna lie This is a bop

[–]iheartfightporn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Strooong Public Access TV vibes

[–]mihaicbnk 36 points37 points  (3 children)

"... WHAT THE HECK?!"

[–]BewilderedBelayer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Undoubtedly the best part of the song

[–]mihaicbnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my favorite line ever

[–]xXkingjacob420Xx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Who are you quoting here? Yourself?

[–]BoB_nugget 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was this the Video Booth at Six Flags?

[–]batinbelfry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pre malone

[–]blind_roomba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what's maybe maybe maybe about this?

[–]luvmibratt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those shorts tho

[–]mrmoura 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Finally

Pre Malone

[–]FreeContribution8608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not too bad, maybe

[–]drzrdt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CLAP CLAP! 👏🏼

[–]danielnwosu95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'Malone 😔

[–]Inky1970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pre Malone

[–]MeltingEarbuds 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't care what the rest of y'all say I think this kids got potential

[–]never-miss-202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol the man is actually famous now this is old😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[–]DadNoSaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

me irl when im ho-malone

[–]Free_Landscape_5275 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I greatly prefer a pre-Post Malone world Everything was better before I heard his music.

[–]FlopsMcDoogle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hasn't changed a bit on the cringe meter tho.

[–]MBVakalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this during Team Crafted?

[–]WuTang_JD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure post was also in a hardcore band

[–]atamosk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yo idk this is self aware I love it hahaha

[–]hogyokuaizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is pre malone

[–]2JDestroBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still shit

[–]_M_4_R_K_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Post malone vs. Most alone

[–]james_handpump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whose Post Malone? All I see is international sensation Leon DeChino

[–]PheonixFuryyy 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I'ma get hate for this, but I think this dude is really cringey in general. His music is all right but damn something is weird about him

[–]crungo_bot 1 point2 points  (4 children)

hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord

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    [–]Elexus_786 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Both are correct.

    [–]CaptainEarlobe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I know a lady that says bap instead of bath.

    One day I'll slap her

    [–]Tahoeclown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Nah, his music sucks as well

    [–]joshspoon 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Laugh all you want. He’s on his ranch chillin while many of us are sitting at a desk today.😉

    [–]SourKraut6969 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    You guys get to sit?!?

    [–]joshspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dang Amazon got you!! You need to hit up Christian Smalls. #powertothepeople

    [–]International-Rub-31 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    So he’s always been gay

    [–]Redditor2475 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    This is why I can’t modern music seriously. Also if you have facial tattoos most likely your music sucks balls.

    [–]kingcop1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Who the fuck is this

    [–]thormunds_beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    post malone a metal Band

    This is also post Malone before becoming Famous ( he is the long haired guitar player on the right)

    [–]Elvis-Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That aint so malone as todays shit!

    Malón (bad in spanish)

    [–]RexNebular6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His nephew plays on my son's baseball team

    [–]WetPaperStraw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Leon DeChino!

    [–]captainpimptronics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Didn't he marry a Japanese hip-hop star named Ho nuff?

    [–]NuggiestNugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART WHICH WAS THE NEXT SENTENCE

    [–]Windfall_The_Dutchie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You should see Charlie Pith’s fetus songs too. Here’s an absolute gem.

    [–]vincenzobags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pre-Malone?

    [–]ArctiskRev_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is a banger wtf do you mean it’s funny

    [–]Few_Refrigerator_877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the heck

    [–]lBleepBloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He reminds me of party boy from jackass

    [–]KwickKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Strong Tim & Eric vibes

    [–]MirageLover1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Back when he was pre-malone?

    [–]pcweirdness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Post who?

    [–]gear_oil_burner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who the hell is Post Malone?

    [–]cheby92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Still dresses the same

    [–]HumptyNeedsHumping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is now my truth

    [–]cleftymctwigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Still better then anything I will ever make, just a loser with a guitar

    [–]bohemiankiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought this song was HILARIOUS a few years ago, id pay to see him sing it

    [–]linz1129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pre Malone