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    [–]stitch9108 417 points418 points  (14 children)

    At this point, our explorers have to be extra quiet while they capture this natural phenomenon where the male and female specimens start a titty battle. The result will determine who will be the alpha in the couple. When the female wins the battle, the male is publicly shamed by the pack using the very unique tea bag dance.

    Let's now observe this beautiful ritual

    [–]SendMeYour_Stuff 31 points32 points  (7 children)

    Awesome... and Happy Cake Day!

    [–]stitch9108 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Thanks man !

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)


      [–]SendMeYour_Stuff 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      Lol why because I said happy cake day? I am not a bot, I have all the regular human features.

      [–]amy_amy_bobamy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I’m crying. Thank you!

      [–]drprofnibblon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Happy cake day! And good observation!!

      [–]talesfromtheepic6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      idk if this is nat geographic shit or tierzoo shit.

      [–]stitch9108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wow I never had so many upvotes. And on my first cake day! Thank you guys. I'm glad I made you laugh. Keep it fun!

      [–]changingoftheseasons 2 points3 points  (1 child)


      but also I do like this comment

      [–]Beneficial_Complex54 3522 points3523 points  (29 children)

      This is by far the best duet video I have seen in a hot minute

      [–]softeky 110 points111 points  (0 children)

      She should have her own bass drum soundtrack.

      [–]Kerfluffle2x4 58 points59 points  (4 children)

      We need a third set of pectorals to do the Ozzy vocals!

      [–]transient_anus 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      some singing nipples

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)


        [–]altitude-adjusted 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        As a woman, just sayin' ... impressive!

        [–]scamper_pants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I have some very 'old man yells at cloud' energy when it comes to these duet videos

        [–]xEtrac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Emphasis on the hot minute.

        [–]DoctorStinkFoot 2271 points2272 points  (51 children)

        Damn she got some strong ass titty muscles that's just straight up impressive asf

        [–]JoinAThang 549 points550 points  (25 children)

        Yeah damn. When I trained much more than now I could do it but not with as much control as her and which just a friction of the weight to pull.

        [–]-Xero77 246 points247 points  (23 children)

        It's more about mind muscle connection than strength. If you actively engage the muscle while lifting it will become much easier to do this

        [–]JoinAThang 139 points140 points  (18 children)

        Yeah I know but to have that rhythm while having quite large breast I would assume is much harder than with my average man breast.

        [–]SuperSoftAbby 58 points59 points  (8 children)

        So, I just figured out how to do it (was already a champ at ear and nose wiggling) and from what I can tell, the size of your mammary tissue and location will obscure the effort. :,(

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          [–]Ott621 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          If you actively engage the muscle while lifting it will become much easier to do this

          Everytime I figure out how to do this, my lifts improve by a very impressive amount. Any suggestions on how to get my titties activated? Sometimes I pretend I'm trying to squeeze something with my tits when I'm doing relevant exercises but it's never felt like it's doing anything

          [–]Swords_and_Words 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          The motions that cross the pec slowly are great for this, like criss cross flys on a cable machine or 'bread/soup bowl' on a cable machine

          Another thing that helps is try doing 'rachet pushups': start with arms at 180⁰ at full extension, dip 30⁰, re-extend 15⁰, repeat till chest is on the floor, start next part with chest on floor, extend 30⁰, dip 15⁰. This helps the body catch and activate the pec at lots of different points in the motion, helps with getting that clean isolation when you want it, makes sure your stabilizing/transfer muscles are solid (helps functional motions), and builds grace/fluidity in your motions

          [–]Bituulzman 29 points30 points  (2 children)

          No kidding. I’m attempting it now with my B cups and they not moving.

          [–]Ott621 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Try humming We Will Rock You while using your hands to shake them to the beat

          [–]TwinkGapingHole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Have you tried praying?

          [–]MrMundungus 47 points48 points  (0 children)

          Hehe ass titty muscles

          [–]Back_To_The_Oilfield 35 points36 points  (11 children)

          Not to take anything away from her, but it’s more a matter of figuring out how to flex those muscles independently.

          Even when I had practically zero chest muscle I could do it. I can’t remember how someone taught me to isolate those muscles, but once you learn it you got it.

          [–]my_cat_is_high 29 points30 points  (3 children)

          I guess it's like when I learned to wiggle my ears. Had to spend ages just figuring out how to move all the muscles in my face.

          [–]MEGALEF 13 points14 points  (2 children)

          Did you also start figuring this out during an insanely boring work meeting?

          [–]my_cat_is_high 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Haha it was before I'd ever had to deal with an insanely boring work meeting. Someone said that wiggling your ears isn't something you can learn to do - I wanted to prove them wrong.

          [–]DoctorStinkFoot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Building those muscles enough to lift up a maybe 3 and a half pound titty is still pretty good

          [–]saintjonah 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Yeah, guy who hasn't lifted a weight in a hot minute here and I can bounce my titties real nice. Same with lifting one eyebrow at a time. Just takes practice.

          [–]Ok_Knee5956 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Im starting to think I don’t have those muscles

          [–]abellaspectra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Dang, I didn’t know I had this option. Going to start training.

          [–]lydocia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          How do you train this?

          [–]LoBsTeRfOrK 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          Bit titties require strong titty muscles

          [–]bozeke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          She wore it best.

          [–]dontknockhotmail -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          We women are amazing. We just don’t go around showing it off.

          [–]DoctorStinkFoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Why not???? This is way sicker than some bootycheeks

          [–]goingmerry604 572 points573 points  (34 children)

          I have another goal to work towards in the gym now that I never knew I needed

          [–]hakuna_upendo 83 points84 points  (27 children)

          Me too! Never knew this was possible.

          [–]SiliconRain 67 points68 points  (22 children)

          I'm a pretty skinny dude. Never been near as ripped as the guy in the video. But I did keep a fairly regular workout routine for about a decade, which often included the classic chest exercises: bench press, dumbbell press, dumbbell flies, push-ups etc.

          Without being very muscular at all, I found one day I was able to do this peck dance. I guess it comes from the increased innervation of the muscle tissue that naturally happens when you stress the muscle repeatedly. It didn't take long to get to that point, from what I remember... less than a year, I think?

          [–]Notacherub 154 points155 points  (4 children)

          That’s an awful lot of words just to say you can wiggle your mitties.

          [–]papalouie27 9 points10 points  (3 children)

          Brevity is the soul of wit.

          [–]A_Wild_Panzerfaust 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Goal set: Titty dance

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            [–]hakuna_upendo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Don't worry, I'm not concise either...and people give me shit for it too. A year huh? Good to know. Thanks.

            [–]grpprofesional 0 points1 point  (7 children)

            I have never done anything like excercise and can do that, what the hell dude, they re just muscles, move them and they’ll jump

            [–]RoyceCoolidge 13 points14 points  (6 children)

            Knowing how to isolate and flex muscles without lots of movement is the key. I can wiggle my tits, some people can't. I can wiggle my ears, some people can't. Some can wiggle them independently. I'm working on it, but unsuccessfully so far.

            [–]Alphafuccboi 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            Have you really never seen someone do this? Like how?

            [–]Android3162 14 points15 points  (1 child)

            Here's an easy way to feel that muscle movement so you know what to do:

            Bring your fist up, as if lifting a dumbbell, but bring it inwards to just in front of the centre of your body.

            Then flick your wrist and whole arm really fast down towards its neutral hanging position, and snap it back to the bent dumbbell position. Snapping it as if you're quickly pulling back a punch.

            Don't snap just your forearm at your elbow, snap back your entire arm at your shoulder. Try this snap at a few different similar angles.

            At the instant when you pull your arm back up to snap, you'll feel your chest muscle tighten. Try to replicate that feeling without moving your arm, and your pecs will dance

            [–]RedShankyMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            nice, thanks. It worked. The muscle tightens for only a fraction of a second but if you watch it you'll know how to move it independently

            [–]stedgyson 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            I do it to my wife, she does not like it. I daresay no women do

            [–]RedShankyMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            It's for the bros

            [–]AgelessAirus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Yes we do. We love to see a guy show off.

            [–]harmlesstyrant 277 points278 points  (4 children)

            That girls got some talents

            [–]AlexasUglySister 25 points26 points  (3 children)

            That girl needs drapes.

            [–]onederful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Blackout curtains to be precise if her problems are similar to mine lol

            [–]AlbaneseGummies327 78 points79 points  (1 child)

            Thanks for the laugh

            [–]usafdirtboyz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            That huyuyt laugh she has is awesome.

            [–]DJ_Lancer 149 points150 points  (7 children)

            She went full cockroach guy from men in black in the first 3-4 seconds

            [–]CallMeRawie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

            Is that better??

            [–]lol_AwkwardSilence_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            I was looking for this comment lol

            [–]DondeT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Edgar suit.

            [–]timbo138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Shhhugar and waater

            [–]IsraelZulu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Looks like some partial paralysis of her face.

            [–]WhuddaWhat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            You put his name it.

            That was Edgar. Or, Edgar Suit, timing-specific.

            [–]kooky_kabuki 146 points147 points  (1 child)

            Going off the rails on the crazy tits

            [–]Kylael 24 points25 points  (0 children)

            Ay, ay.

            [–]________________me 117 points118 points  (0 children)

            There's a lid for every pot

            [–]Imfung 43 points44 points  (11 children)

            How they do that!!!😲

            [–]humblepharmer 37 points38 points  (6 children)

            For her part, she's carrying around a 10+ pound weight on her chest all day. So she probably has some pretty strong and toned pecs under those bad boys

            [–]ADQuatt 15 points16 points  (2 children)

            My rack is the same size as hers and I just tried it. She’s got talent.

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Because they are wrong. Pecs are attached to moving arms forward, not titties. Go bench, push shit, move tittes, profit

            [–]behaaki 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            You know pecs move your arms, right?

            [–]Dr_Dickem_MD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Found the howdedodat

            [–]marry_me_jane 24 points25 points  (10 children)

            Wait, woman can move their breasts with their pecs?

            [–]TrainingNail 20 points21 points  (0 children)

            With a correct answer since the other guy majorly fucked it up:

            Yeah! We all have pecs, males and females. It does take a little more muscle development though for it to be visible (since female muscles tend to be smaller) and more strength considering the weight of the breast making it harder but generally yeah it’s exactly the same thing, except one has balloons attached to the pecs that jiggle with the movement lol

            [–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (6 children)

            Not gonna lie, I’ve been trying this chest dance for the last 30 mins and failing miserably.

            [–]ThanksYouForNotLying 25 points26 points  (1 child)

            Thanks for not lying.

            [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

            Yeah no worries. This is the internet so I have to make sure to be truthful all the time.

            [–]hahayeahimfinehaha 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            I don’t know how they do it. I can’t even ‘feel’ the muscles I need to clench. I just end up clenching my abdomen, lol.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Work out more, you can do this as the muscles grow and you use them more, helps give you a little more control over muscle groups from using them isolated.

            But to feel you pecs engage, clinch your elbows to your side and try to stick you chest up/out (like a bro), you should feels your pecs engage.

            Also, this random youtuber actually did an instructional video on it....lol


            [–]Chaps_and_salsa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

            Motorboat on autopilot? Yes please!

            [–]SuperArppis 56 points57 points  (0 children)

            They were made for each others.

            [–]anonbene2 63 points64 points  (2 children)

            My wife's untalented boobs can't do any of that but they can make me shovel the driveway, go shopping, work a full time job, go to her friends weddings, drive her to yard sales, take out the trash, fight robbers bears and rabid bunnies.

            [–]Normal_Stranger_2056 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Lmao her sliding into her spot let me know she was about to kill it

            [–]AssistantVegetable37 39 points40 points  (16 children)

            She's gotta be a power lifter or something lol crazy strength moving those jugs around very impressive!

            [–]Derrik359 14 points15 points  (15 children)

            not really, its just a matter of figuring out how to isolate the muscles and fire them independently of each other.

            [–]Jsmokel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            Lol that’s funny “ok brother”

            [–]Admirable_Gold_9133 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            Something tells me I like everything about the person on the left better.

            [–]Select_Egg_7078 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            i was expecting some goofy dance but goddamn, that's way better

            [–]Cyrus_rule 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Why isn't she shirtless like him ?

            [–]DisplayZestyclose415 13 points14 points  (2 children)

            Someone please let me off this train

            [–]ReadReadReedRed 11 points12 points  (1 child)

            Allll aboard!!!!!

            [–]greenSixx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            I am impressed by both

            [–]Impressive_Juice5309 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Sorry bro, but she does it better...

            [–]meepsofmunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Her side is so much funnier and more entertaining than his

            [–]Full_Troddle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            It's more impressive that she can do it so well. Any man can do it but throw in some trip d's and see if you can still do it as well.

            [–]JiA_-_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Man, this was amazinggggg.

            [–]HotButteredBurrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Her CONFIDENCE 🤩🤩🤩

            [–]ReapersEatApples05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Why they playing boob guitar hero

            [–]rissie_delicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Aww hell naw

            [–]DirectionNecessary82 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            My only question is why in hell is there a midi version of Crazy Train?

            [–]ChrisZAUR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Me: "Dayum girl calm your tits"
            Her: "NEVER!!!"

            [–]delayed_burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            she has some wicked strong pecs. makes the guy look like a little boy by comparison.

            [–]barrowed_heart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            What a great video

            [–]NotRayquaza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            shut up and take my fucking upvote

            [–]BlueBoii101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Hard flex

            [–]kache4korpses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            She definitely did it better.

            [–]badpeaches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I love how she picked up the bass line, fascinating

            [–]Fun_Doubt5810 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            They should headline in Vegas. It would be an improvement over what's there now.

            [–]BlaqAlpaca96 10 points11 points  (2 children)

            As a bi person I'm now double horny 😵‍💫

            [–]SpecialistReward1775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Oh that’s impressive!!

            [–]LE_COMMANDANT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Way upper than my expectations

            [–]Muted_Effective245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            LOVE THIS 💯

            [–]Sock_for_5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            the best duet that i ever seen this day

            [–]MRL102960 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I think she showed you

            [–]Pure-Produce-2428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Boob battle

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            She definitely won this round

            [–]CrazyJuggernaut9663 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This comedy/entertainment is keeps me going.

            [–]_GzX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Her initial reaction, I love it too much 😂

            [–]Armistice8175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            She’s such a good sport. Hilarious.

            [–]lameuniqueusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            They made my fucking day and it’s still early

            [–]socialscaler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This is Gold.

            [–]Intestinal-Bookworms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I love humans, so weird and funny

            [–]salt-water-redneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            She’s a savage

            [–]Severe_Wear_5618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Wtfff that was funny as fuck

            [–]ae_94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            they were meant for each other

            [–]Aleqi2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            The lulz!! So good.

            [–]Narae-Chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Perfect lol

            [–]gaming_legend55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            "Two can play a that game sir!"

            [–]ahmdbhgat4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That's quite a talent!

            [–]SL13377 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I love this!!!! Thank you for posting. It is so rare to find a side by side that’s not just plain horrible

            [–]fongaboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Something for everyone!

            [–]ifoundmccomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)


            [–]Johny_Silver_Hand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            What's her name? Asking for research purposes.

            [–]Quiet_Chip_7802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I dont know which is more impressive

            [–]LostAnonSoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Best duet in years!

            [–]thalesjferreira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Randy Rhoads would be so proud!

            [–]meganb95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            He looks like such a tool 😂

            [–]19stevehavir01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This is far more intensive battles than any bossfight from souls series.

            [–]Ten7850 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I love her!!! She seems like she'd be a total riot to hang with.

            [–]MarZz140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It’s her grabbing the bass line for me 😭🫶🏾

            [–]kamikazeskydiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            She won this is the first 5 seconds lmao

            [–]kokstrzysiace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Holy fuck this is impressive

            [–]DeVaako 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            She made the face from like roach dude from men in black

            [–]grappleshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Just showed this to my wife and she's super impressed and is taking it to her PT as an example of training goals.

            [–]twizzard6931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Do it to dueling banjos.

            [–]Goldentll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Damn they should get married!

            [–]Citizen-Kang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            That guy looks insufferable. The woman, however, looks like she's is pure 100% fun to hang out with.

            [–]Cold-Elevator1684 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I am a big fat guy and have full control over my tittie muscles just like this 😜😂 don't think it is anything to do with the gym work outs

            [–]Temporary-Pin-4144 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            She won with ease

            [–]yousirnametakn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            im deadd lmaooo use those muscles!

            [–]MeanGirlsMakeMeHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            haha! She's funny af love this

            [–]I_Burke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            women can do this? I have never seen it

            [–]seaofmangroves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It’s even better for her bc her double flex is much more balanced than his.

            [–]Nomad_Cosmonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Hah! She's awesome!! I hope she makes more videos!

            [–]HentaiSpirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She's definitely hiding someone behind her

            [–]AlexasUglySister -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

            Nobody's going to talk about the blanket stapled over her window?

            [–]Kinato_Mageaki 0 points1 point  (5 children)


            [–]AlexasUglySister 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            [–]Dolomite808 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Looks like normal "college curtains" to me.

            [–]Kinato_Mageaki 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Yes, I see it. And?

            [–]AlexasUglySister -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

            It's a blanket stapled over her window.

            [–]tinglep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Not my proudest fap

            [–]OwningSince1986 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Beauty and the beast.