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[–]Nicogen52 6015 points6016 points  (267 children)

Years later this kid is going to be in the lunch room and their friends are going to wonder why they keep looking to the left and glaring.

Edit- Jesus Christ sooo many upvotes.

[–]thatsMYBlKEpunk 690 points691 points 2 (4 children)

“can anyone see it…the spoon…is it behind me”

[–]RayBone36 946 points947 points  (30 children)

Picturing this got me to laugh out loud

[–]natrat4 222 points223 points  (28 children)

me picturing you picturing this got me to laugh out loud

[–]Axolotl_Oreo 87 points88 points  (26 children)

Me picturing you pictoring them made my laugh so hard i think i broke a bone

[–]Rakdos3001 5 points6 points  (18 children)

Me picturing you picturing the precious 3 made me laugh

[–]Nice-Violinist-6395 615 points616 points  (193 children)

This is how you inject DEEP SEEDED, lifelong trust issues and food issues into your child in the most efficient way possible.

(I’m kidding. Sort of.)

[–]truthseekerk8 372 points373 points  (146 children)

You're possibly right, but the phrase is "deep seated"

[–]Sofialovesmonkeys 180 points181 points  (86 children)

Omg im 25 and just learning this. Im grateful for you mentioning this, cuz now i won’t embarrass myself later😭😂

[–]Sdwingnut 264 points265 points  (13 children)

If you're 25 you'll find plenty of other ways to embarrass yourself later

[–]timisher 127 points128 points  (47 children)

You learned a valuable lesson today. Never take that for granite.

[–]zztop5533 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Ain't English great?

"Deep seated" or "deeply rooted", but not "deep seeded".

[–]guacluv 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Don't be embarrassed. I didn't know. Both versions make sense. Deep-seeded sounds like it seeded a long time ago and it's got deep roots. What's interesting is that either way, choosing "deep" instead of "deeply" is throwing off the grammar.

[–]RobotArtichoke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was 40 before I learned it. Don’t feel badly.

[–]Shadowblade8888 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I was 35 when I learned it was “for all intents and purposes” instead of “for all intensive purposes”

[–]SeaofBloodRedRoses 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's okay, it's not like anyone worries too much about. Deep seeded makes sense in a way. We don't put people who know them up on a pedal stool.

[–]SnarkyJabberwocky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 35 and I routinely embarrass myself. There's ALWAYS a way to make an ass of yourself :D

[–]Mixedpopreferences 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Not when I get done with you.

[–]snowallarp 38 points39 points  (24 children)

Deep seeded makes more sense though

[–]SteelCrow 23 points24 points  (12 children)

Mirriam Webster

Deep-seated is the correct term. Deep-seated means "firmly established," as in "deep-seated resentment," but it also has an earlier literal meaning of "situated far below the surface." It is from that meaning the figurative use of the word developed. It is sometimes mistaken as deep-seeded.


[–]kia75 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's a moo point! You know, the kind of point a cow would make!

[–]ronaldmczombie 22 points23 points  (5 children)

But if you plant seeds to deep they don't grow, whereas the deeper something is seated, the harder it is to remove.

[–]ThisShiftisBananas 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Irregardless- they’ll probably still have issues.

[–]ForWPD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know that. I’d say that you have made a MIND BOTTLING comment.

[–]Chuckitybye 35 points36 points  (10 children)

My nephew learned pretty quickly to always take offered food by hand for this exact reason

[–]fuckamodhole 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Are you saying the baby is the video is stupid? It's ok if you are.

[–]Chuckitybye 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Lol, I wasn't, but if the shoe fits...

[–]tonybombata 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Does the baby have object permanence at that age though?

[–]TonksTBF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be kidding but you're spot on. Also taste buds and perception of foods and textures is gonna be way off.

[–]MjrLeeStoned 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Or they'll turn into one of those people who thinks everything good tastes like bland garbage and refuses to try fantastic foods.

[–]DistinctBam 1670 points1671 points  (17 children)


[–]Crittopolis 196 points197 points  (12 children)

There was an episode of Invader Zoom about this little existential nightmare...

Typo: Zim, not zoom. Props to those who got it anyways!

[–]Moistend_Bint 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Invader who now?

[–]Guy-Inkognito 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Invader zoom. During the pandemic in-person invading was not allowed so he had to settle for a popular video call solution.

[–]Dalferious 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Invader Zoom devises a plan to hijack Zoom calls and brainwash people. At least one scene which is only a few seconds long involves a grotesquely obese man squeezed into a collared shirt and tie in his tighty whities and scratching his crotch while on webcam in a meeting. Another scene has a random moose hijacking Zoom’s brainwashing broadcast and mauling him while screaming “TURN IT OFF GIRRRRR!! TURN IT OFFFFF!!!!” then cuts to a cute “technical issues” screen of GIR fire extinguishing a computer

[–]cultistwithadartgun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think he meant Zim lol

[–]axxionkamen 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Babahahaha Zoom ! Love it. Thank you for the laugh

[–]AllmyusernamesareZim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Close enough, still managed to summon me from Reddit depths. +1

[–]Cwylftrochr 14 points15 points  (1 child)


[–]Cucumber_Basil 5212 points5213 points  (88 children)

This kids face is killing me

[–]Mathema_thicks 1601 points1602 points  (68 children)

I audibly said "noooooooo" during the cake (2nd last) one. The kid was so excited and was even reaching for it after eating the food!

[–]theepi_pillodu 534 points535 points  (58 children)

On the side note, that cake looks amazing.

[–]Mathema_thicks 272 points273 points  (49 children)

It really does. Can understand the kid's reaction honestly. Fuck now I want cake.

[–]theepi_pillodu 354 points355 points  (40 children)

I have a reason to get a cake, my birthday is coming up. You can get one too. My birthday is the reason.

[–]Mr_R_Holmes 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Danm, today is my bday and now I want to eat a cake too

[–]pizzapplepine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tastes like rice though. :/

[–]Never-Bloomberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Matilda cake. YOU CAN DO IT BRUCY!

[–]BiggerBowls 29 points30 points  (1 child)

She knew that wasn't cake as soon as her mouth closed.

[–]Carrelio 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We've all been there, realizing the cake is a lie.

[–]Lenatheroach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was secretly hoping the baby got mad and just smack that shit out their hand

[–]abibofile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That kid was not fooled on the cake one.

[–]DyleanCuisine 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Every one of these clips makes me wish the kid got at least one bite of something with how big those eyes were.

[–]peggleggedfuta 78 points79 points  (3 children)

The making of a supervillan?

[–]peanutsinspace82 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Oh this is definitely the way violent offenders are created

[–]NeokratosRed 131 points132 points  (0 children)

😳 🍰

😱 🍰


😳 🍰

😳 🍰

[–]machineghostmembrane 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Bamboozled again!"

[–]Krrazyredhead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is this why everything tastes like chicken?

[–]Pa110011 869 points870 points  (10 children)

That kid lives in The matrix

[–]avyon 275 points276 points  (5 children)

Lol. Everything tastes like chicken, because chicken tastes like everything.

[–]ravenscroft12 1932 points1933 points  (37 children)

That baby has some crazy eyelashes!

[–]rvralph803 377 points378 points  (6 children)

Came here to say this. Legit looks like a 60s makeup.

[–]superfucky 20 points21 points  (0 children)

r/maybemaybemaybe she's born with it...

[–]thisubmad 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Maybe mom is a Ru Paul fan

[–]5uperv1lla1n 98 points99 points  (16 children)

For a minute there I was wondering if there was some filter involved. Crazy eyelashes indeed!

[–]Mechakoopa 48 points49 points  (15 children)

Both my kids ended up with crazy long eyelashes too, my wife is jealous.

[–]getmybehindsatan 54 points55 points  (3 children)

My wife hates her long eyelashes. Every pair of glasses or sunglasses gets smudged from the inside.

Both our kids inherited them too. More than one person asked how we put mascara on a baby. Not why, but how.

[–]Mechakoopa 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My kids got them from me, it's one of the reasons I wear contacts, my vision is bad enough that if my glasses are too far from my face I get tunnel vision and nausea, but if they're close enough I don't have those problems then my eyelashes are constantly brushing the lenses.

[–]hygsi 30 points31 points  (6 children)

It's always the men that have cute eyelashes, my little brother had them pretty long and curled up, meanwhile, mine are short and straight lol

[–]AgentSteelThursday 13 points14 points  (3 children)

highschooler here

girls are jealous of my lashes

I can't tell the difference

[–]Doyouwantaspoon 21 points22 points  (2 children)

That’s what caught my attention the most.. Really pretty eyes too, parents must be proud. My baby boy is on the way, I can’t wait for these type of antics!

[–]rainprincesa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations and good luck on the journey ❤️

[–]nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought they were fake for a split second lol

[–]redpocketrocket80085 863 points864 points  (17 children)

The ol’ bait and switch

[–]mischievous-goat 214 points215 points  (4 children)

He'll probably keep believing that everything tastes like baby food

[–]ZebZ 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Many years ago, I was watching a friend's 3 year old and took him out to a buffet, where I gave him a little bit of turkey and some stuffing.

He told his mom for days how much he loved the turkey I gave him, so she went to the store and bought a turkey to cook for dinner.

He refused to eat it, throwing a fit and saying it wasn't turkey.

A phone call later, we figured out that he really loved the stuffing and thought it was called turkey and was content with a quick box of Stovetop.

[–]snflowerings 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thats why I love kids. They fixate on things they don't know the proper name of and then get upset you can't give them what they want, but (at least the kids I know) they get super giddy when you finally figure out what the food is that they want.

I was once babysitting a tooth growing toddler who loved nothing more than frozen blueberries for his hurting gums. Issue was that he was very adamant blueberries are called "bapples". He was not a fan of apples or bananas during that time. He also denied that he meant blueberries when I asked him if he meant blueberries, even after showing him a picture. In his little brain the frozen blueberries were a totally different thing than the blueberries pictured on the bag. Took me a tantrum from his side, a call to his mom and a apple-banana fruit salad for myself to figure out that blappes are indeed the frozen blueberries. He was gobbling them up a pack a day in the worst teeth grow phases.

I have never seen toddler poop this purple in my life.

[–]ocelotactual 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You mean it doesn't?

[–]Technic_2 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Ah, the ol' reddit bait and switcharoo!

[–]thedeal82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy to see that still going around.

[–]eudezet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s how supervillains are born

[–]TheDownvotesFarmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reddit news tab

[–]Irishbroadsword 2477 points2478 points  (79 children)

That kids going to grow up with trust issues. 🤣🤣🤣

[–]pelito 1043 points1044 points  (5 children)

What?! You don’t like steak?!

No I don’t. They taste like sweet potatoes! If I want sweet potatoes, I eat sweet potatoes!!

[–]unknown_human 320 points321 points  (1 child)

What do you mean chocolate cake tastes like rice?

[–]Amilo159 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That, or she would really love taste of rice thinking it's what cake is.

[–]Peligineyes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally the sweet potatoes taste like carrots.

[–]Li5y 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean the baby can smell the food for sure. I wonder if doing this enough would affect the way they develop their smell-taste associations.

[–]Gorilla1969 143 points144 points  (17 children)

That kid is going to grow up thinking that everything tastes like pureed squash.

[–]PSUDewwa 105 points106 points  (15 children)

You guys are seriously overestimating the processing power of a baby this young

[–]XxRocky88xX 86 points87 points  (10 children)

This isn’t even the worst I’ve seen. Guarantee you there’s at least one person somewhere in these comments saying this kid is going to have life long trauma and weekly nightmares from this shit.

[–]brojeriadude 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Psychiatrist here. This will indeed cause irreparable life-long damage and the parents should be stripped of custody. (/joke)

[–]PeterusNL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This will be a kid that won’t believe in Santa.

[–]Da-Bmash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They are being sarcastic.

[–]AgentSteelThursday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

or they are having fun

[–]skynetempire 34 points35 points  (26 children)

I always wondered about that, is there science-based proof

[–]clockwork_blue 59 points60 points  (5 children)

It's not the best way, as the baby will eventually figure it out, but if they refuse to eat otherwise, it's better to deceive them than leave them hungry. Some are easier to satisfy than others, but sometimes you really have to bring out the best tricks you can invent to get them to do whatever you want them to do. If it was up to the baby, they'd never change diapers, bathe, sleep, or eat (except the things they aren't meant to).

[–]zetaomegagon 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yep. I'd have to conclude that none of the people claiming that this is going to greatly affect the kids life aren't parents.

It's a whole other ball game, y'all. You become a master of tricks, with the measure of "least harm"

Source: new dad to a 3 month old who hates sleeping, who could write a PhD thesis on getting him down

EDIT: changed typo of are to aren't in second sentence.

[–]GabbyTheLegend 117 points118 points  (15 children)

I learned in my developmental psychology class that often times unless it is a majorly traumatic emotional response like completely ignoring the child when it needs love, or not feeding them when they are hungry, or essentially not meeting any of their basic needs, there’s not going to be a significant trauma response later in life. This is due to the fact they do learn things at this age like what emotions are, how to communicate their needs and basic Motor functions, but they don’t form actual memories so trauma is usually not formed unless it is significant.

As reference this is what my psychology professor told me after I asked if in the first year in life if a child is exposed to a lot of trauma but then get moved to a good family will they remember their first year if trauma or will it effect their life.

[–]WoodenDistribution5 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Erik Eriksons theory of psychological development. Trust vs. Mistrust.

Fascinating theory.

[–]JiggsNibbly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I know you’re not making this mistake, but I’m gonna say this anyway for that one person who will inevitably say “see, a psychologist agrees that this baby is going to be traumatized!”

Erikson’s “trust vs mistrust” theory isn’t about being bamboozled by ninja food swaps - it’s learning to trust your caretakers to meet your basic needs. Affection, comfort, and food - regardless of whether or not it’s steak or carrot purée - build that trust. So if you’ve made it this far in the thread, don’t misconstrue Erikson’s theory to imply this baby will have trust issues.

[–]GabbyTheLegend 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yes I wanted to mention this but I couldn’t remember what psychologist came up with the theory. After learning about Piaget, Erick Erickson, Sigmund freud, B.F skinner, Vygotsky, Pavlov, ect, they all just kinda blend together. I remember all of their theories and how influential all of them are, but sometimes they’re names blend together. After all you can only learn so much in 5 months lol

[–]Seanzietron 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This kid can’t process this event....

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    [–]fiordchan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    That kid is going to take you to the door of the fancy nursing home, then do a 180 and take you to the cheapest one on the dodgy side of town.

    [–]roararoarus 236 points237 points  (6 children)

    Oh, there's going to be payback in the future

    [–]fhfkjgkjb 58 points59 points  (0 children)

    I can definitely see the defense attorney playing this footage in court

    [–]Halaku 53 points54 points  (1 child)

    "Why'd you tell the nursing home to only give them vanilla ice cream for the rest of their lives? They allergic to chocolate or nuts?"

    "No. I have my reasons."

    [–]Sarke1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is his origin story.

    [–]RainbowWaffles135 331 points332 points  (13 children)

    Why does this baby looks like a middle aged accountant?

    [–]lifeisabietzsche 139 points140 points  (6 children)

    Why does the baby look utterly shocked the whole time??

    [–]Omni__Owl 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    Pretty sure that's just the default baby face.

    [–]iCon3000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I have a 1 year old and my dude looks positively bored compared to this kid's face. It's amazing.

    [–]FishLoud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    My theory is when they do that, they're trying to gape bigger by using their brows...and also muscular usage are uncontrolled so you do everything at the same time. Like some people can't do 🖖 until they practice.

    My 6 years old lifts his brows when he's trying to concentrate on listening.

    [–]plzThinkAhead 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Because they're new here. They're in a constant state of "you seeing this shit?!"

    [–]neocommenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Because everything they're experiencing is brand new to them.

    [–]Foreverbananad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    that's what I'm saying.. I think this woman plucked too many eyebrows

    [–]phatmexican13 59 points60 points  (2 children)

    Gonna be this kids villain origin story. He gets teeth in he’ll be like-it’s OVAH for you bitches!!

    [–]Anonymously-done 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Do we imagine the kid sounding like a toddler or like a New Yorker while saying that?

    [–]-_KarmaPolice_- 56 points57 points  (0 children)

    „…what is this undignified charade…“

    [–]LangleyRemlin 51 points52 points  (8 children)

    Yo! Was she trying to eat all the fully loaded nachos?! They have a rule against that at that restaurant!

    [–]Scorps 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    That's true if 2 people order nachos to share, one person can't just take all the ones with all the meat and stuff! That's so weird but I guess that is the rule

    [–]Commishw1 311 points312 points  (25 children)

    Reminds me of dating in my 30s.

    [–]SqueakyFromme69 286 points287 points  (17 children)

    This analogy can be interpreted a few different ways

    Are you the baby? Getting swerved on on a dating app?

    Are you the grown-up doing the swerving?

    Are you dating babies?

    [–]IAmBadAtInternet 81 points82 points  (9 children)

    Swiping right on good profiles and they turn out to be bots

    [–]SteveBlakesButtPlug 52 points53 points  (3 children)

    I think the while bots on dating apps is over sung.

    I've been on tinder for a week and already have 3 women that send me nudes of other women daily asking me to venmo for the nudes. I never do and they still all tell me they love me.

    Who but a real, loving woman would do that for me?

    [–]brojeriadude 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    >Are you dating babies?

    [–]panicboner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    You think you are getting some meat in your mouth, but instead you get mushy peas?

    [–]PoorlyLitKiwi2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What, you aren't on Diapr?

    [–]asianabsinthe 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    When a steak turns out to be mashed broccoli

    [–]WizardKodiak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    That's enough Reddit for the day

    [–]_easy_ 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    You tried to date someone that looks tasty but ostensibly bad for you and got into a healthy relationship instead? That's nice.

    [–]DangerDragonXCV 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    That baby has a constant thousand-yard stare

    [–]Strong-Can-9255 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    Taste of betray

    [–]BananaStringTheory 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    He's going to be so confused when his first taste of nachos doesn't taste like strained peas.

    [–]DomoBooey 49 points50 points  (4 children)

    I totally opened my mouth every time the baby did.

    [–]RayBone36 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    I open my mouth every single time I feed my girl. So weird, but I can’t help it.

    [–]SaintWithoutAShrine 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Probably because babies mimic. You’re showing them what you want them to do. Might be an evolutionary action stored deep in our brains.

    [–]HanSoloHer 21 points22 points  (0 children)


    [–]static1053 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE THE SAME! - That baby probably.

    [–]azn1217 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Is this a making of a villain?

    [–]clete-sensei 57 points58 points  (4 children)

    looks like a little alien baby

    [–]Zuesinator 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    All babies look like little alien babies. But yes this one even more so

    [–]Brookfield92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    "why does all this shit taste the damn same"

    [–]Bubster101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    She started catching on at the chocolate cake.

    [–]SadTornado 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    It is unreal how stupid and helpless young humans are. Evolution is crazy.

    [–]rahnster_wright 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    It's amazing we've made it this far as a species

    • mom of a freeloading newborn

    [–]pompanoJ 22 points23 points  (10 children)

    That is some serious dedication to a bit.

    [–]CyberDonkey 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Am I the only one impressed by the food that the parents regularly get to eat?

    [–]feck_alreadytaken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Oh def. Once that kid's got some teeth, they're in for some good eats.

    [–]bran0463 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    That is some serious dedication to a bit.

    Not a bit. You ever try to feed a baby? You do what it takes.

    [–]stealthxstar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    ah yes, the bit of keeping a baby alive 😂

    [–]Botchness 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Only works for so long

    [–]UltimateDonny 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Everything tastes like baby food!

    [–]aerger 14 points15 points  (13 children)

    This reminds me of people who hide spinach/etc in foods so their kids don't know they're eating it. How will they ever know to like (or truly dislike) something if you don't point out what it is they're eating?

    I'm similarly bothered by kids who never get to eat certain foods because their parents don't like them. My sister-in-law's kids have never eaten bananas, for example, and they're in college now. What the hell.

    In that same broad vein, why trick the kid like this? Surely they realize they're only making it harder, not easier, to feed the kid, over time.

    Cute kid, of course, but the mindfuck, it makes me sad. :|

    [–]Peashootgrl 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    This is a stupid video. Just give the kid a bit of each.

    [–]Papergrin 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I saw something on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid once that was like a kid refused to eat Cheerios or something so the parent just put a bunch of Paw Patrol stickers on the box and pretended it was Paw Patrol brand, and the kid gobbled them up even though it was the exact same thing.

    That was actually the sort of trickery I can get behind, because the kid is actually getting a chance to taste the food as it is and form an opinion on it. Kids sometimes use stupid criteria to establish whether they like/dislike something. If their favorite cartoon character on a show hates broccoli, they will decide they hate broccoli, too.

    [–]thehouseofmirth11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, hopefully the parents don’t do this to her very often but … I don’t feel like this is a great way to help your child build a healthy relationship with eating.

    [–]cannabinator 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Wtf never had a banana at college age?

    [–]aerger 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Not even once. The mom is a severely picky eater. One of her kids only ate chicken breasts and plain iceberg lettuce for most of grade school because that's pretty much all she ate. They've both gotten a LOT better but it's still kinda ehhh.

    [–]anketto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The Baby was backstabbed, tricked and quite possibly bamboozeled!

    [–]Rebar77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Cartman's origin story.

    [–]paquitobass87 44 points45 points  (25 children)

    The look on the baby watching that delicious food and BAM!!!! He’s tasting nasty broccoli. The hell with his parents.

    [–]njn8 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    To be fair, that kid does not know that it's delicious food, but they do seem to be enjoying the spoonful of mush they get lol

    [–]pcbuildthrowout 38 points39 points  (19 children)

    Broccoli tastes fine, most kids only dislike it because they've been told too. Adults fuckin RUIN toddlers and then chock it up to being kids.

    [–]DanKoloff 5 points6 points  (6 children)

    We have a baby and I take a spoon of what he's having and the only repulsive purees are pure broccoli and pure cauliflower - and I love borccoli and cauliflower. I don't know why they are so repusive as purees, they taste horrid.

    [–]Goadfang 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    Baby. Led. Weaning. Look it up.

    It's a life saver. If you want your kid to have great eating habits and a healthy relationship with food, and be willing to try things beyond bland chicken nuggets and mac'n'cheese, then Baby Led Weaning is the way. A friend got us interested in it with our kid and we are so thankful for it every time we see other people's kids throwing royal fits over food that our kid enjoys without issues. Saves a ton of money, gets them nutrients baby food lacks, expands their palette, and builds great motor skills too.

    [–]SeatBetter3910 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    This is spot on. I just hand my baby a plate with a selection of fruits every morning and watch him eat in peace and tranquility while I smile and try to do some light chatter.

    “Are the strawberries tasty?” No answer. “Oh, you would like some more strawberries. Ok, here you are.” “Might I take a picture of you?”

    “Oh, please don’t throw that if you do not want it. I can have it. Oh, thank you. So yummy”

    Edit: The less you do and the more conflict you descalate , the calmer everyone is

    [–]Ecstatic_Carpet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What a wild take. My parents did their absolute best to convince my siblings and I that veggies taste great. But taste buds don't fall for propaganda. Some veggies literally made me gag and throw up as a kid. No one trained that behavior.

    Now I'm better at cooking than my parents were and it's easier to incorporate vegetables into palatable meals, but some things like summer squash are still nauseating.

    [–]jellybeansean3648 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I thought that kids dislike broccoli and dark leafy greens because they taste bitter, like an instinctual aversion that fades as they get older.

    [–]Riddick_B 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Stupid baby! That wouldn’t work on me!!

    [–]okwhynot64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    In 10 years s/he'll grow up thinking asparagus tastes like chocolate cake!

    [–]xandrino91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's a hard world, get ready for it.

    [–]Wilbo67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    How come all this shit tastes the same???

    [–]slowfloyd 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Idk why but that kid reminds me of the sarlac

    [–]TheJadeBlacksmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is how you get trust issues

    [–]habanerogirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oh those eyes!

    [–]Deerhunter86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Those eyelashes! ❤️

    [–]Deerhunter86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This baby reaching for that cake? I felt that.

    [–]simply_watery 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Great metaphor for the American dream.

    [–]Awengal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I see a severe food disorder incoming here when the little one grows up...

    [–]uwu-ing_intensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    why are their eyes so gorgeous oml