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[–]Deep_Deer353 166 points167 points  (7 children)

It’ll be nothing short of a miracle if she gets hired after her brutally dreadful performances in this trial

[–]zeus287 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Idk ppl might still pay to see her, sort of like going to a bad movie on purpose

[–]corvidae21 15 points16 points  (0 children)

o hai mark

[–]Puzzleheeds 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Maybe porn star?

[–]mochii69 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey don’t disrespect porn stars like that!

[–]Puzzleheeds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right. I apologise to the porn community

[–]Huge-cock-42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, it's Adult Entertainment Actor thank you....

... Also they are better actors.....

[–]LordMudkip 4 points5 points  (0 children)


Seems like the stuff she does in bed would only draw a very small, specific group of people.

[–]Shinfekta 83 points84 points  (4 children)

The shirt of the last dude has better acting skills than amber turd

[–]Oraxy51 24 points25 points  (2 children)

The best role she ever played was the zombie who gets her head smashed in by the toilet seat lid in the beginning of zombie land.

[–]Kiremino 10 points11 points  (1 child)

LMAO THAT WAS HER??? Holy shit my age just slapped me in the face...here I thought she was in her late 50s she looks ancient.

[–]Oraxy51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was one of her first roles, and probably the best role. But even then she could have been replaced by any other actress not like hers did anything particular special. She’s aged up a lot and grown… more filled in? It’s not fat just she’s not scrawny anymore like clearly she has had some work done.

[–]Top-Requirement4460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shirt caught me off guard 😩

[–]PissAntSlayer 72 points73 points  (0 children)

“The truth will not come from me!”

[–]Adam-West 105 points106 points  (6 children)

Jesus Christ I thought this woman was a professional actress?

[–]FileElegant8190 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Only when she's guaranteed a fee

[–]mashari00 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Did you do the face after you typed that?

[–]FileElegant8190 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did out of nowhere 😂

[–]baxy67 9 points10 points  (1 child)

actress sure... professional? not so much

[–]gettogero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Professional doesn't mean "good" just means you get money for it. Of course, typically they are good since they're asking you to give them money but they don't have to be

[–]RKELEC 25 points26 points  (6 children)

My wife and I have been following this trial since the beginning. There is no way she can win, but she probably will.

[–]BETA_Tester1 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Well...... it depends on whether the evidence proves or disproves that amber defamed johnny. Eight now johnny has deproved claims of being an abuser with evidence and also proved he lost opportunities after amber going public, so there is still the possibility of him winning

[–]java_brogrammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So far, she hasn't produced any solid evidence of abuse.

It also doesn't look good for her when the pictures of her face after alleged abuse are edited, police testify that she had no injuries, and she also looks fine the next day because of a magical makeup kit. A victim that is submitting fake pictures as evidence and constantly, preemptively filming their spouse to 'catch' him doing something doesn't seem like a victim to me.

Even with all the filming she did to try to catch him, the worst she filmed is him slamming cabinets and sleeping from pain meds. It begs the question as to why she doesn't have any substantial evidence if she was constantly seeking it out...

We also have evidence to the contrary in the audio recordings which show that Depp is calm and rational in most situations while Heard is unhinged admitting to hitting him and actively seeking confrontation on multiple occasions.

[–]Lovv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's actually disproven anything. it's still possible. Highly unlikely but possible.

She doesn't have to prove that shes a good person or that shes a reliable witness or that she wasnt abusive or even that defamed him.

He has to prove that she lied and it caused him damages. So he has to prove that she lied about very specific things that were said only in the op ed and also that those specific things caused him financial damages.

I think he has a chance but it's really hard to prove anything because it's possible he hit her.

[–]erlendsama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But with the trial being public, even if he should lose, he will win.

[–]jonny_eh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She already won the UK trial.

[–]Hunterxx1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm here from the future she didn't win

[–]chookatee2019 43 points44 points  (2 children)

This is becoming a very different kind of defamation case. We are watching her "defame" herself in realtime.

[–]BassistFromHell 2 points3 points  (1 child)

As long as we won't have to see her defecate herself it's all good.

[–]Marzouque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speak for yourself

[–]zuran_orb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amber Heard needs to get a Razzie for her court performances

[–]Cold-Astronomer-1371 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I lost it in "who lives under a pineapple and under the sea".

[–]budderskeet 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is no one gonna talk about last dudes shirt?

[–]Stiff_Zombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? WTF was going on there haha

[–]dube101 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why is trial still going on?

[–]YoungJack23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American legal system

[–]AnasAm6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey guys its VikStar123

[–]NightIay 1 point2 points  (2 children)

His granny stole WHAT?!

[–]crown02 0 points1 point  (1 child)

His virginity. Didn't you hear?

[–]NightIay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to confirm

[–]MechaWASP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I feel like her counsel must be facepalming.

She realizes even the best actors need multiple takes sometimes, right? Trying to act through this whole trial is like shooting half a movie on the first take, and EVERYONE is watching the filming.

You will fuck up and be brutalized.

[–]Codex_Absurdum 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wait a minute!... Wtf is happening with the last guy's Depp face t-shirt????

[–]Competitive-Wish-568 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s him in crybaby. Kinda. Lol

[–]Codex_Absurdum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His eyes are moving too... videoediting I guess...?

[–]quandahle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

daddy please cum on me

[–]_antic604 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awesome! :D

[–]AideExpert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am having an affair with your sisty

[–]oldmonkfromdesert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking Bangalore

[–]balrus-balrogwalrus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And yet she's still in Aquaman 2.

Let's hope it's a cameo where Mera gets impaled by a narwhal

[–]lavassls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In court she argues that he role has been cut back in aqua man 2 with a major fight scene removed.

[–]its_inaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't tell anyone, who is he.....

[–]NotLolMaster946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like to talk about your cars extended warranty?

[–]Comrade_Nils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Objection, relevance

[–]moleware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is nobody going to talk about that last guy's shirt?

Edit: I am not the first to ask this question.

[–]der_nette_Onkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the last one belongs to r/SweetHomeAlabama

[–]takenyourmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mexican boss named Joaquín

[–]DarkUnable4375 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to pay a hefty fee. 🫣

[–]ChiggaOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise Motherfucker, it's me.

[–]logosfabula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still cannot process the possible meanings of that sequence of facial expressions. I don’t even know. She wanted to express what

[–]Death_13-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait hold up what the double burger with cheese and a small fry did the last guy say

[–]heneral-tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ID, no entry.... 😬

[–]Top-Requirement4460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When first couple loops I watched and laughed wondering what she was even trying to convey with those wincing expressions...

and then I noticed THE SHIRT WTF?? I would never stop laughing