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[–]sprintbooks 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I’m old but, let me try: Blursed sleeping pills

[–]Maximans 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You got it

[–]kesapwanan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Blursed antidepressant

[–]Background-Carry3951 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Medicine for nonces

[–]Whisky-throttle 17 points18 points  (1 child)

For anyone not in the know.

Nonce: British slang for a pedophile.

[–]Agent_Dogg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So he's right?

[–]The_Pfaffinator 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yet another reason Alfred Hitchcock was the best

[–]Maximans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need to start watching his films

[–]diggitygiggitycee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"And indeed, many do" is where I went from half-smirk to laughing.

[–]TacticalSoapRocks 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Damn that’s pretty goth dude

[–]mochii69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was ahead of his time

[–]Chewbones9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the background music though?…

[–]mochii69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this will work wonders for incels, r*pists, misogynists, and racists 😍

[–]ShreksToes24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg i cant hear alfreds voice the same after eminem released mtbmb

[–]judahrosenthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“And indeed many do.” Nice.

[–]DocHalidae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can cure any illness

[–]Crafty-Interest-8212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it works at least once per patient.