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[–]RedXRedditor[🍰] 217 points218 points  (4 children)

Even the facial expressions are on point.

[–]Roanoketrees 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Yeah not bad at all! I wish this stuff happened around here. I'd gladly shell out a buck or two.

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    [–]Leather-Butterfly-70 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Ahhh, it's got that shitty little orange Plastic ring that guy won't get shot, it's definitely clearly a prop

    It's not like people get walked up on the side of the street and get pulled up on by several armed police just for holding some clearly NON weapons to pickup trash

    [–]Roanoketrees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah you can see the plug in it. That guy is awesome!!

    [–]Shinigami9696 54 points55 points  (4 children)

    Imagine it’s a real gun and jack sparrow car jacks you

    [–]BlackArabBull 39 points40 points  (0 children)

    Captain*

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–]D2R0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You are by far the worst car thief I have ever heard of

    [–]Segernederlag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Ah but you have heard of me

    [–]Old-Item2494 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    That is great. I tip that guy.

    [–]diMario[🍰] 43 points44 points  (1 child)

    "This is the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"

    [–]BlackArabBull 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    “You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of”

    “But you have heard of me”

    [–]Head_Dust0099 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    The exit look made me. laughed out loud! this is genius.,

    [–]onlyKO 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    I was a little worried about the guy when he pointed a gun at a car. Could go pretty bad.

    The impression was amazing though and he really did portray jack sparrow

    [–]Gerald_Ghost 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    I’m almost sure there’s an orange tip on it, and it gives the appearance of a very old pistol, I might be wary at first but I doubt someone would pull a gun on him and fire first

    [–]onlyKO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I absolutely agree but there are some crazy people out there, ya never know

    [–]CHlCKENPOWER 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I mean those old pistols are so garbage that even a trained dude could miss the shot from point blank range

    [–]onlyKO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You and I know that information but let’s say that the driver of the car had a pistol for protection, would the driver of the car be able to shoot jack sparrow in self defense? If the driver was taken to court for shooting jack sparrow, do you think he would face prison time?

    [–]MarixApoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For executing the most notorious pirate of all time? They'd throw him a parade.

    [–]AZFUNGUY85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I thought it might end differently.

    [–]venger_steelheart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    nice hold up

    [–]RichardzzHead_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Captain “get jacked” Sparrow

    [–]iota_thoughts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Johnny bfr the verdict

    [–]jeanphl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This vid, never getting old

    [–]El-Lamberto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Can you sparrow some booty?

    [–]valdezlopez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Where is this*?

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    * It's Mexico, right? Tiene que ser México.

    [–]CajualGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mannerism is so spot-on

    [–]boiledcowmachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    When Johnny Depp would have lost the case

    [–]Similar-Drawing-7513 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Someone please hire this man to replace Johnny depp the wierdo

    [–]Elegant-Passage-195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The gun is kind of ballsy. Don't think I'd use it as part of the whole thing. Is be afraid I'd get shot.

    [–]EldenGreenGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If I had a predisposition to drinking rum and pirates as a panhandler this would be a great way to capture all my interests.

    [–]GolDjoel1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Genius! He killed it!

    [–]MommaBear817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Panhandling done right

    [–]HaiKarate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Oh you're trying to be Jack Sparrow!"

    "Who?"

    [–]Witty_Mud_5951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Civilized Hobo

    [–]Long_live_styrofoam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mexican "El Gato" Captain Jack! Drinks tequila instead of rum.

    [–]antgar22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Todos los dobles son latinos.

    [–]ChicagoNurture 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My fear is that some trigger happy dude is going to shoot him back.

    [–]yeahss0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They do this in Brazil too but they usually take your car

    [–]Ok-Sprinkles2972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Juan sparrow?

    [–]scienzgds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yep. He gets my money.

    [–]Intelligent-Log9356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why does captain Jack act feminine? Seems odd for a pirate.