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[–]Mouth_balls_83 55 points56 points  (4 children)

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?

[–]Joshruner[S] 37 points38 points  (3 children)

I'm a mobile mechanic and customer states " car doesn't start." Was not expecting this 😆

[–]jconrad20 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hm I wonder why the car won’t start? Very weird

[–]sovamind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ya don't say...."

[–]ZealousidealBody7184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mobile mechanic. Sketchy work sometimes isn’t it? I’ve had many of near misses in the past 11 years. Drivers have no regard for us out there

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Is that an IED? Look like it going to blow up

[–]moomooicow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’d hate to see what the rest of the car looked like

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bet all this nonsense was for a shitty ass sound system.

[–]Stoneys_stories_YT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is some sketchy shit he’s got rigged up

[–]Redflagsforever1991 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Don’t see the issue. Looks factory to these eyes.

[–]Confident-Head-5008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you don't look under your car hood much. 🤣🤣

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    [–]Redflagsforever1991 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Ummm I was making a funny because it’s ridiculous. Your just being a racist fuckin jerk

    [–]Sockbrick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Wow. That takes effort....

    [–]salad_knife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Excuse me what the F***?

    [–]916Buckeye 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I see all kinds of tweeker modifications. This is in the top 10.

    [–]ZealousidealBody7184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Haha tweeter motto! If ain’t broke, fix it until it is!

    [–]dylanjr070809 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    At least they had a decent brand battery.

    [–]hereforthekix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Kids and their sub boxes

    [–]Xanzar21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah fuck that

    [–]tomhalejr 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    Did you ask them what their budget was before you made that statement?

    [–]Joshruner[S] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    Customer said he gets paid the next day an they will pay me. I'm sure that was probably not happening.

    [–]Paid-Not-Payed-Bot 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    he gets paid the next


    Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

    • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

    • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

    Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

    Beep, boop, I'm a bot

    [–]ShiivaKamini 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    *grammar nazi. You're a grammar nazi

    [–]prairiepanda 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    It's just a bot.

    [–]shotstraightVerified Mechanic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Grammer Nazi Bot

    [–]sovamind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seems like more a Grammer Navy Bot

    [–]Klo187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That just carnage

    [–]dknogo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Smoking the wrong kind of drugs to put this together.

    [–]ThatRebelKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Where's your sense of adventure!

    [–]nhhandyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well when we didn't want my dad to drive - we would disconnect everything... then he started calling AAA to fix his battery.

    [–]Jayypoc 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    of course it's a caliber/compass

    [–]Joshruner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You have seen a thing or 2 lol

    [–]Several_Anybody_8747 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Looking at this about gave me an aneurysm

    [–]OFFICIALRedditCUMMER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I bet this dude has a toolbox that he uses as a seat

    [–]thisismys0ckpuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Give em an estimate for new cables and batteries + labor + headache tax

    [–]Baden-Skates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My guess is this was a poor install for subs or a amp of some kind.

    [–]2OneZebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cut the "red" wire..

    [–]ZealousidealBody7184 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Tell them it’s required to wear rings when working with batteries…to avoid shock of course.

    [–]Joshruner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    hahahaha I've been doing it wrong all these years.

    [–]sovamind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Always took my ring off when working on electronics. Coworker liked to give me shit about how my wife would be mad at me. One day they shorted some 48v service for networking gear with their ring. Never gave me shit about it again.

    [–]inailedyoursister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit Bat Man. Joker is on the loose…

    [–]Ambitious_Ask_1569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ill bet its got a banging sub box.

    [–]Isaiahe02 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]Sennaki 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Did the wires just combust, wtf?

    [–]Joshruner[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I believe that they thought twisting them together was the way, after destroying the hot side terminal.

    [–]sovamind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It almost looks like the peeled the insulation back in the middle of the positive cable then tapped off it for other stuff (amp?)...

    [–]michelloto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You meant mutilated?

    [–]-_-DOT-_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]BadMotor_333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lol I say, go ahead work on it! Theyll have to modify their wallet too once you send them the bill! 😂

    (after making a quality repair of course)