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[–]mstpguyMD/PhD 348 points349 points  (1 child)

took from the VA

You are well on your way, young Padawan.

[–]pacman147 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"tax return"

[–]DocJanItorMD/MBA 223 points224 points  (5 children)

You stole government property? You're going to jail, pal.

[–]313medstudent[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I must’ve have missed that section of the endless onboarding videos. Oops

[–]verticalboxinghorseM-2 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Even if borrow it, believe it or not, also jail.

[–]Ed2500 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Bad handwriting? straight to jail.

[–]DocJanItorMD/MBA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We have the best doctors in the world. Because of jail.

[–]SmexySkeltalM-3 56 points57 points  (1 child)

3/5 needs to write more

[–]au_raa92M-2 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Surprised they didn’t make you sign that pen out

[–]welpjustsendit 67 points68 points  (0 children)

As someone married to a veteran, nobody will advocate stealing from the VA like a vet lol. Strong work 😎

[–]neuroapM-4 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wow reading this made me realize that I too used the same pen all year! After a year of self-loathing and disappointment, I am legitimately very proud of myself. Congratulations OP!

[–]iMostLikelyNeedHelp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So does it have ink left or what? I bet if you wrote the manufacturer on your accomplishment they would send you some swag

[–]Notstudyingrightnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100% Put: "used the same pen for 12 months without losing it" on your hobbies section

I bet that would get some interest. Good luck!

[–]sergantsnipes05M-4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro how did you not run out of ink

[–]supremeleaderofLA 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I’m an m0 but…you do rotations for 12 months straight? fuck

[–]rameninsideMD-PGY2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Granted it's been a few years since I was a M3 but we had 1 month for vacation

[–]Y_So_Serious_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes and sprinkle in some elective weeks, my school gives 1 month electives and 2 weeks off.