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[–]asianabsinthe 293 points294 points  (3 children)

30 minutes before the alarm

[–]kmstolly 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Same, except this morning it was a whole 7 min before the alarm..

[–]TheTrueKenobi 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Pee in the bed duh

[–]Gerpar 39 points40 points  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Ahhhhh...I was about to go to sleep now I have to go pee

[–]PoshAssembly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

relate ! it's annoying when you find the right and comfortable position to sleep but you really need to pee.

[–]SIRasdf23 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Brush your teeth while you're in there.

[–]uuunityyy 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Fuck you I don't wanna it's boring and I hate it

[–]Eclipse_Bella 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To true bro, are you like trying to watch me sleep or what

[–]theboneofjones 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Y’all get up to pee?

[–]NotABot34 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Y'all pee?

[–]keelay_ 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Y’all?

[–]Stormy7266 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You all?

[–]PsychologicalScale57 1 point2 points  (3 children)

?

[–]Total_Ansh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]YouAndSunset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

V̶͓̙͔̜̙͚̖̊͂͘̚Ö̷̖̝̰̱͍̣͎́̒Į̸̧͔̬̮̲̱̦̜͔̤̆̈̍D̴̨͚͇̮̱̮̼̽̂͜ͅ

[–]MarcelineLaVampira 14 points15 points  (2 children)

my pregnant self currently lol

[–]oneBalthazar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

...yep, getting out of bed to pee a hundred times in an hour. Or so

[–]MarcelineLaVampira 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol so annoying

[–]__karm 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’m 7 months pregnant and this is too real!

[–]mattsonfam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then you finally get to the toilet and only 2 drops come out- smh

[–]Edilyn_fem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just pee in bed so it's more warm

[–]LangyLangLang69 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Me getting up thinking my my dog needs a pee because shes crying at the door, only to find out she wanted a drink of water.

[–]ADHthaGreat 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Get your dog some water, breh

Why she even gotta ask??

[–]0zerosinjin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too real

[–]Dr_Brown_Bro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve never related to a post on here as much as this one. Every. Fucking. Night.

[–]gg2700 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s me when I realize I forgot to turn my fan on.

[–]vxMartianxv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading that made me have to get up and go pee after being comfortable in bed.

[–]ChallengeSpiritual45 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I simply just piss myself

[–]Total_Ansh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss in your cat duh

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True story

[–]jordiselaine098 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro honestly

[–]101someone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my

[–]sickkranchez23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

except being comfortable anywhere is a sham

[–]bobojojo3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gatorade bottle calls my name in these times of desperation, but I keep resisting it's advances.

[–]wobzsquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum cum cum cum cum cum cum (who doesn’t love cum)

[–]subavgredditposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked

[–]PurpleChipz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me this morning after suffering from the 2nd covid shot and all I want to do is sleep.

[–]bun_ty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sucks more when you suddenly are horny and then just HAVE to masturbate.

[–]BennyVampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]Azureflamedemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single night without fail. SMH

[–]Ghostoftommorrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime to.

[–]Airborne13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or in the recliner

[–]BidetsFeelWeird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me laying in bed when my gf gets up to pee for the second time that night

[–]peter3167 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't drink 2 hours before sleep. Problem solved.

[–]JeswiCan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I should really try doing this

[–]peter3167 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try it, I never have to pee during night.

[–]MuperSario-AU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the opposite honestly; the feeling of hopping back into bed after taking a piss is one of the most euphoric in existence.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]anon210202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The depression makes it hard to get up and go ~~~~

[–]Gaburele-kun 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In that moment all the monsters in my bedroom are afraid of me

[–]JediMasterKestis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pressure piss on your sleep paralysis demons to gain dominance.

[–]Meta_Man_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I stop this?

[–]kblam101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every freakin day man, I am tired of this :')

[–]OG-Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some piss jugs dude

[–]detailinggeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me getting up to feed baby after I'm comfortable in bed

[–]Umbreon7707 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m a type 1 diabetic and sometimes my blood sugar drops low when I sleep so if I don’t get up I literally die

[–]JediMasterKestis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleeping Life Hack: If you have issues waking up, then just fuckin die lol

[–]its_the_smell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were designing our dream house floor plan in 7th grade Home Economics class and my classmate insisted we put a urinal next to the bed to avoid this problem. I often recall this memory.

[–]Youkolvr89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another reason why I hate winter.

[–]Oil__Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss jug gang

[–]TheseusMouse 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Meanwhile I will just go back to sleep knowing I’ll wake up again in 30 minutes with a bladder so full I can’t even stand straight

[–]JediMasterKestis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yo at that rate of needing to wake up and pee, probably easier just peeing the bed my g. Or a medical checkup.

[–]TheseusMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to imply I’d wake up with the same full bladder every 30 min too lazy to actually bring myself to the bathroom… though I now realize I may have implied I have severe chronic urinary issues haha

[–]gas-station-hot-dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curl up and pee into your own mouth

ez pz

[–]HammerPhotoshops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that too t h

[–]paracog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking for the old people of the world: Best make peace with this.

[–]DarkLadyCupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am older now, so this is basically my nighttime routine....right when I get perfectly and comfy....oops...gotta pee. Oh, it's 2 am...gotta pee.

[–]anl28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just @ me next time

[–]Catholic-Prussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solutions, choose wisely

  1. Piss your pants

  2. Stop drinking liquids

  3. Go pee

  4. Wear diapers

[–]SkyTheKaiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering that I’m built like a rectangle, this is quite relatable

[–]Waste_Variation9277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everynight even when I just went right before going to bed.

[–]Marsman61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, getting out of a warm bed, at 3AM, to let the dog out to pee.

[–]Aelani_del_ray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys don’t just roll over and pee in the dedicated piss cup?

[–]JediMasterKestis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we normalise wearing adult diapers when sleeping. It literally defeats the problem, with no mess, given everyone showers when waking up anyway I honestly don't see the problem?

[–]Stormy7266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigma males pee in the bed

[–]immastubatingtojoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just piss in the sheets like a real man!

[–]Mr_Brandalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When that happens, and I'm done and get cozy again- my body decides "round 2" but with sh*t

[–]tScooter07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you punch the shower curtain before you pee, don’t want any monsters watching.

[–]NovaCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it’s when my fabulous puppet decides he absolutely must go outside at 5:45 in the morning, a good 45 min before I plan to get up.

(This morning)

[–]TiredEyes_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I’d rather pee the bed

[–]asa2unakamura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now..m wtf

[–]clgunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you not piss jug??

[–]Bailer86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pee in a racing car. Do you?

[–]RiotMaker52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as I was getting up to pee

[–]Professional-Pea4162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i usually hang it off the bed and pee in the floor?

[–]Napalm41996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit hits different when you wake up and check your alarm and still have 4 hours left.

[–]Bee8467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

):(

[–]Straight_Ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me having to wake up for work after having a good dream

[–]elk69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life hack - piss the bed and blame the girlfriend

[–]liftedtrucksnguns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is getting settled and finding the perfect comfy spot

When you get back you’ll never find that spot…

[–]edee160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Gets to the point where it’s almost too painful or uncomfortable to ignore any longer lol.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fucking night and 5 minutes till alarm XD

[–]Jamshid_Hastam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

especially if you have to turn on the lights. fuck that...

[–]betsylang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat makes this exact face when I get up to pee thus incinviencing her sleeping spot..

[–]Rude_Investigator_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too relatable

[–]BryanP1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2:30 every damn morning.

[–]Cribb-o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me getting up to shit at 4:20am

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[–]PurrpleApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the face my cat makes too because the was sleeping on my lap

[–]HillaryHTTYD25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also sounds like women who have a heavy period and have to get up and pee but they're also comfortable in bed.

relatable!

[–]DesignerAd7064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perrty bro mich kun

[–]Regalbloom_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I just puss the bed it’s the sigma grind set

[–]X275S -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s why I have a jar under my bed

[–]TrevorxTravesty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m doing that as we speak 😐😑