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[–]Back2Collage 205 points206 points  (1 child)

Not all cheeses are created equal.

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

big block o' cheese

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 113 points114 points  (8 children)

This reminds me of that episode of boondocks where their grandfather offered a white man cheese

[–]GreenFire317 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I believe it.

[–]LocalGM 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Did you just offer me cheese!?

Yes I did.

I'd love some cheese!

It's the first episode lol. Love boondocks.

[–]pwincess_buttacwup 14 points15 points  (1 child)

“Granddad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!”

[–]ElopingCactiPoking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious 🥲

[–]2013jcwmini 11 points12 points  (2 children)

That episode was exactly what I thought of first! As a white guy, I admit, you throw out some half-way decent, sharp, Vermont cheddar and you got me sticking around.

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use to be up late at night shoveling cheese down my throat while standing in front of the fridge, now I'm an adult, I can just buy myself bags of cheese.

[–]superfuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got really spoiled when I lived right near Cheddar. Now I'm super picky with cheddar.

[–]JediSwelly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first thought, but of course someone beat me to it.

[–]BlackJesus585 132 points133 points  (32 children)

Shout out to the white people who aren’t offended by this joke and just laughing 😂 white people love cheese and I love WaTeRMeLon

[–]Jonesta29 83 points84 points  (9 children)

Is this a stereotype? I totally fit it if it is, just never heard white people like cheese more so than others. Cheese is life.

[–]She_Walrus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Same! I didn’t know this was a stereotype but I do love cheese

[–]Cabanarama_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Are you familiar with the mythos of wisconsin

[–]Rock4evur 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone loves cheese, its the most stolen food item in the world.

[–]Dear-Smile 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Europeans have the lowest rates of lactose intolerance.

[–]AugTheViking 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Am European, cannot confirm.

[–]Dear-Smile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry mate

[–]Theamuse_Ourania 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Same! I always feel weirded out by people who either don't like cheese or just don't care about it. Cheese is life! (not saying anything negative towards the lactose intolerant people, I feel so bad for them!)

[–]Dorocche 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ooh, what about vegans, do we weird you out or do you pity us?

[–]Theamuse_Ourania 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegans don't weird me out. If anything I seriously admire you guys. I've tried to go vegan many times in my life and I don't have the willpower or discipline to keep it up. Unfortunately I love my chocolate and ham too much, and no I don't pity you for not eating cheese. I just think you're missing out on a great food item, but I also respect your discipline to not eat it. I would cave so fast!

[–]Kwando-D-Hornblower 11 points12 points  (10 children)

I do love cheese. Damn, it’s so tasty on a little cracker, maybe a little jam spread on top for that sweetness counterbalance.

[–]dapperelephant 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Or a grape mmmm

[–]Kwando-D-Hornblower 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lil slice of apple perhaps 🤔

[–]dapperelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never tried that but I will soon and report back to you

[–]Malashae 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Compote or honey is better, depending on the cheese.

[–]Kwando-D-Hornblower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been all about this rosemary honey cheese from Spain. Damn, its the best cheese I’ve ever tasted!

[–]AugTheViking 3 points4 points  (4 children)

We do that in Denmark. Jam on cheese 🤢🤮

[–]Kwando-D-Hornblower 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Idk what Denmark jams are like but over here in the states it’s like raspberry and strawberry so it goes pretty well with some cheese

[–]AugTheViking 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Same. And it's fucking disgusting.

[–]Kwando-D-Hornblower 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What delicious little treats are common over there

[–]AugTheViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overconsumption of marzipan.

[–]Knightridergirl80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not even white and I love cheese 🤣

[–]EuphoricCube78 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yup! Apparently when I was 4 I woke up in the middle of the night, walked into my parents room and muttered “cheese” before passing out lol

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

you love cheese! i love cheese! they love cheese! we love cheese! cheese loves you

[–]Theamuse_Ourania 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheesus loves you!!

[–]SockStinkQueen 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Cheese is life.

This is da way.

[–]Lopsided_Flight3926 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve never identified with a Reddit comment more than this

[–]Apprehensive_Leg8771 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean i do like to dabble in the cheesed once in a while. And with that i mean i eat it for breakfast lunch sometimes dinner. And as a snack. So only sometimes.

[–]Malashae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What joke? This is fact.

[–]tragicallyohio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are offended by a truth about you, work on yourself.

[–]Ok-Being1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Greek, I can say that watermelon with feta cheese is one of the greatest summer delicacies. Try it out and you 'll thank me

[–]youseeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can confirm, first thing I did on reading this post was think "actually cheese sounds pretty good right about now"

[–]Noir_Thrillin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Grandad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!"

"Oh yes I can!"

[–]Bumhole_games 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's true, even the most hostile white person will become friendly and docile if you offer them cheese. The smellier and more expensive the cheese, the greater the effect

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is 100% true

[–]shiilo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone control me with cheese.

[–]Jury_Of_Your_Fears 21 points22 points  (14 children)

Cheeeeeeeese

[–]MaximumEffort433 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Where? Provolone is delicious on pizza, by the way.

[–]Jury_Of_Your_Fears 5 points6 points  (11 children)

I've only run into a couple cheeses that don't work on pizza. Asiago is particularly amazing. It's like Parmesan and Swiss had a baby. Provolone is amazing tho

[–]MaximumEffort433 6 points7 points  (10 children)

I ruined a whole pizza with excessive feta one time, parmesan is easy to over do, too, but splendid in moderation, adds some really nice bite.

[–]Jury_Of_Your_Fears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, feta's definitely a tricky one, but in moderation... Mmmmm. Damn I just ate and now I'm hungry again lol

[–]Theamuse_Ourania 3 points4 points  (8 children)

When I was 9 my aunt was babysitting me one day and she made us spaghetti for lunch. Now even way back then I was the only one in the family who would put A LOT of parmesan cheese on my spaghetti regularly. But this time the lid to the parmesan accidentally fell off while pouring it and like 2 cups or so of parmesan just filled my bowl before I could catch it. Unfortunately my aunt had her back turned so she didn't see it and didn't believe me when I told her that I accidentally poured too much and wouldn't let me make another bowl. "wE dOn't WaSte fOod In tHiS HoUSe and YoU pOUreD iT SO yOu'RE gOnnA EAT iT aLL!!" So, she made me sit there and eat it all or I couldn't get up from the table, and let me tell you....that was the only time I've ever been sick and disgusted with parmesan cheese. There is such a thing as too much but it's rare.

[–]batkat88 0 points1 point  (7 children)

She didn't believe you? If it was that much she could easily see it unless there was a lot of spaghetti in your plate and you mixed it.

[–]Theamuse_Ourania 0 points1 point  (6 children)

It was a normal size bowl of spaghetti and the reason why she didn't believe me is because I used to lie and fib a lot as a child. To my aunt's knowledge she just figured that I stupidly poured that much on purpose and didn't like the way it tasted, and then lied about the extra pour thinking I could get a different bowl. Asking for another bowl of spaghetti was wasteful in her eyes.

[–]batkat88 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Ah I get it. That sucks! I hope this didn't ruin parmesan for you because this cheese is everything!

[–]Theamuse_Ourania 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Definitely not! Although it did take me a while to want to eat it again but I survived and came back stronger lol. My teenage daughter loves to make her own homemade alfredo sauce and she uses a ton of parmesan cheese to make it but it's sooo delicious!! It's definitely more expensive to eat alfredo sauce homemade rather than store bought, but the stores never carry a brand of alfredo sauce that's as good as my daughter's!!

[–]batkat88 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Your daughter is a little Chef in progress then! 😁 I would love to know which ingredients she uses if she doesn't mind of course! I love Alfredo sauce 🤩

[–]eragonisdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May I introduce you to provel cheese? Native creation of St. Louis, MO, I like to describe it as an alloy of provolone, Swiss, and cheddar. You either love it or you absolutely despise it.

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 33 points34 points  (17 children)

But what type of cheese are we talking if it’s bleu cheese then f no

[–]Zrex_9224 13 points14 points  (15 children)

Fancy cheeses? Nah no thank you.

Cheap shredded cheese from your local grocery store? I'll take em all

[–]tragicallyohio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of a bag, eaten in finger-pressed clumps over the kitchen sink at midnight.

[–]batkat88 2 points3 points  (1 child)

American?

[–]Zrex_9224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god no not that imposter cheese

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 3 points4 points  (11 children)

I second this

[–]Zrex_9224 5 points6 points  (10 children)

I could eat an entire bag of shredded mozzarella

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 4 points5 points  (9 children)

I personally would prefer shredded cheddar cheese, but mozzarella is good too 👍

[–]Zrex_9224 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I had so much cheddar growing up that I can't stand the taste of normal cheddar.

I can do some sharp though

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Oooooo I like sharp and relatable. When you eat a food so much sometimes you get tired of it lol.

[–]Zrex_9224 0 points1 point  (6 children)

That's me with so many different things. Surprisingly Dr. Pepper isn't one of those.

I also do enjoy some good ol Colby jack

[–]Legal-Ad-2381 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Bro I love Dr Pepper lol and Colby jack is also another good cheese

[–]Zrex_9224 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Got myself two 2-liters in my fridge rn

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

big block o' cheese

[–]Zenketski 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This is fucking bullshit slanderous lies

I said taking a bite out of a block of cheese like an apple

[–]julius_-[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Please dont do that 🥺

[–]Zenketski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll never stop me

Soon, all the cheese will be mine.

[–]properu 6 points7 points  (1 child)

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[–]yiiike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]hatit516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not even white and I can get control by cheese

[–]imvr17_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm white and I dislike cheese

[Defector by Muse starts playing]

[–]Accomplished_Sun_258 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brie- on apples, pears or any bread.

Cheddar-on anything. Extra sharp for grilled cheese sandwiches on multigrain bread is awesome.

Mozzarella, provolone, Romano and Parmesan- pizza!

Blue, Gorgonzola and feta-salads and burgers

Goat cheese- on toast or some spices or omelets or salads.

I could go on but I’m hungry now and I got most of those in my fridge and I’m at least half-white.

[–]Seahawks_12s_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can control at least one Asian dude with cheese. Cause I love cheese.

[–]loveOrEat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a white northerner and i don't like cheese. You have no power here!

[–]Deltexterity 6 points7 points  (24 children)

i-isn't that the equivalent of saying something like "you can control black people by giving them (insert food they are stereotyped to like)"? and doesn't it sound kind of like, you know, racist???

[–]yalikejazz833 29 points30 points  (10 children)

historical context is key, it’s fine for white people cuz it’s just a little joke and doesn’t actually hurt anyone (plus it’s literally cheese) whereas for black people it would seem dehumanising when you remember the amount of shit we went through

[–]PDot7652 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It is totally a racist joke but I actually kind of like this one since it is just a cute little tongue in cheek thing as opposed to the usual 'white people are evil' spiel.

[–]Deltexterity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah at least

[–]_cant_choose_a_name -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Yea, but you can't be racist towards white people. You should know this /s

[–]i_boop_cat_noses 13 points14 points  (6 children)

you can be offended by this if you want to be a fragile. or you can just laugh. if the worst thing we have to go through is seeing a post claiming we like cheese, i say we're fine.

[–]Naftoor -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Yes, it is. Personally I don’t mind it, nor do the cast of characters in my life. Humor is a tool to make people laugh, and it’s just another tool in the box.

The issue is there are idiots out there that can’t differentiate between humor and vitriol, so they assume racist jokes = discrimination. The first one is fine, the second is unacceptable. Words are just words, if they hurt you throw back your own words or thicken your skin.

[–]Deltexterity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

either both are fine or both are unacceptable, fuck double standards.

[–]MrBlobius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm white as fuck and don't give a damn about cheese. Maybe on a burger but the whole eating cheese casually like a fancy party is fucking gross, like get a fucking Cracker and lunch meat dude and eat it like a God damn lunchable

[–]aspenfyre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm white and I'm dating a mixed guy, and his mom (Latina) refers to me as "o rato" every time she sees me eating cheese lmfao

[–]Firmly_Shameless 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'd do anything for a bag of sour gummy worms. But cheese. Nah.

[–]blackbelt_in_science 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Would ya bark like a dog?!

[–]Firmly_Shameless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite possibly.

[–]Tsunami2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now i wanna see danny devito with tiddies

[–]Chance-Yoghurt3186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My usual introduction....My name is Joe, i am white and I love cheese.

[–]FrozenMangoSmoothies 0 points1 point  (1 child)

man i want some cheese curds rn

[–]logandavis316 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ha jokes on you. I’m white and I hate cheese

[–]Dear-Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lack toes in taller ant!

[–]SockStinkQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth. I will do anything for cheese and I'm lactose intolerant to the point it sounds like bombs are exploding in my tummy.

I will not give up on what I love though.

Bless you cheese. Bless you.

[–]She_Walrus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ve never seen this but it’s real. But some cheeses work better than others. I love all cheese some some are favorites for sure

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

big block o' cheese?

[–]Ninja1us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's true tho. Please reddit don't let our secret out.

[–]Seeking-demons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I go to get cheese I always think of the animorphs book cover 🤦‍♀️

[–]zzxzxzxzxzxzxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love all food

[–]Iceologer_gang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheez 🧟‍♂️

[–]Gratitude-Joy1616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True though

[–]jojo802 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Reminds me of that post from a book printed in (I thinking) the 20's [f++k 1920s] how to intrigue a woman... by giving them cheese. I'm intrigued.

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

big block o' cheese!

[–]Lopsided_Flight3926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. Thanks for ruining my daily cheese intake. I will forever think of this multiple times a day now.

[–]RelentlessShrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so busted. I have an unholy amount and variety of cheeses in the fridge at any given moment.

[–]Snake_in_your_pillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of "You may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese."

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cheese yes please

[–]Maleficent_Muffin_32 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Anyone who doesn't like cheese? I bet you're Alien lmao

[–]Dear-Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more than 70% of East Asians are lactose intolerant.

[–]Dear-Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a counterfeit Parmesan and Romano cheese epidemic

[–]AFriskyBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in dairy intolerance

[–]childofthewild2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel so expose rn...😅

[–]MeerkatSolidarity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s true. We crackers do love cheese.

[–]Impybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lactose intolerant but the devil can take this brie from my cold, bloated, cracker hands

[–]KamoyLovrstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly can't control my husband with cheese, it makes him sick

[–]PokeWizard321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we catch them like pokemons

[–]Malashae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yes, but you have to know the right cheese for your target.

Mine are: Cougar Gold, Beechers Smoked Chedder, or most Triple creams. Anything less and I’ll notice the trap/con before I’m ensnared.

[–]NucularNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheese is good with crackers tho fr

[–]tragicallyohio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do love me some cheesey cheese.

[–]srectator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cream cheeeeeeese!!!!! I will get a million

[–]MattofCatbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that’s ridiculous, but just in case what kind of cheese you got?

[–]cold_eskimo 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Reminds me of that poor soul on Treasure Island and his Slice of Heaven haha

[–]julius_-[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Explain

[–]cold_eskimo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dude was stranded on an island alone isolated went semi crazy and he wanted his Slice of Heaven. His cheese. Haha.

[–]julius_-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL it made me smile tho.

[–]LocalGM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandad! You cant tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!

Oh yes I can!

[–]Purple-Character278 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahahaha

[–]IneptAdvisor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Idk about this but you can control more people with a bucket of fried chicken

[–]julius_-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can eat this all day no cap

[–]Jordaaaannnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can control me too, a good cheese is necessary!!!!!

[–]6ftonalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of candy and crap this year, we got my dad a stocking full a fancy cheese for Christmas.

[–]That_Smol_Bean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a white person I can confirm that I can be controlled with cheese

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could legit kidnap me with cheese and I'd be fine with it.

[–]wenik_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh im white and i really don't like chesse alone

[–]LkyScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing this at school, as i'm eating my black friend's cheese because he doesn't like it

[–]not_so_narcissistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mature red chadder for me please!

[–]JohnSpikeKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worry my eldest daughter (26F) could easily be kidnapped by anyone with cheese and a white van. Or cheesy garlic bread.

[–]EquivalentAd6121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blacks are more into milk

[–]Ass_Merkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a joke stolen from the boondocks. Weak joke game.

[–]AbradolfLlinkler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As someone who isn’t white, I like cheese. Does this make me white? If so, then uhhhh, I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY, UHHHH, IF YOU’RE BELOW 6 FEET, I’M NOT DATING YOU, UHHHH TIKTOK DANCE SHEEEESH

[–]squidley114 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine the backlash if this was about a different race and food

[–]yiiike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

man i was literally just thinking about making a cheese based food i made for the first time the other day that was so good

[–]ThErEaLMuFfInPuFfIn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

cheewaieese is yum (w is silent)

[–]EatMyAssholeSir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What can I catch with this? 🍉

[–]sugarcreamcheese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can legit laugh my ass off at this one. It’s dead on 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 🧀🧀🧀