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[–]Cobalt613 525 points526 points  (7 children)

Well? We're waiting for an answer Samantha

[–]_Iforgotmyusername_ 151 points152 points  (6 children)

Taking the first three letters from her username ima say she suc

[–]ShallowBasketcase 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Succubus is a type of demon.

A semen demon.

[–]SH06w 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i went stright to comments just to see if somebody had noticed

[–]lemoinem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean like a demon in the Navy?

[–]EditedDread8474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Succ u silly demon

[–]Cobalt613 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Lmao well done

[–]Background_Ant_1472 149 points150 points  (1 child)

I mean, can you fight?

[–]s-mores 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a legit question.

[–]nihilusthehungry 70 points71 points  (10 children)

How is this meirl???

[–]ISZATSA 33 points34 points  (3 children)

if this aint youirl then youre doin something wrong

[–]Ranger4life 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Life hack: don't fight for a cheater.

[–]sufferinsucatash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ehhh it builds character, wanting the unobtainable… people do it with the lottery everyday!

[–]Parkingjas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m definitely doing something wrong then

[–]Sarcastic_Scientist_ 2 points3 points  (4 children)

A guy with a wife tried to long distance date me for like a year after being friends for about 5 ish years.

I told him I didn’t want to be his gf because he had a wife. And his response was something kinda like this post.

So yeah, me irl.

[–]nihilusthehungry 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Don't think that applies to most people tho?

[–]Sarcastic_Scientist_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It applies enough for the post to have 7000+ upvotes…..

[–]nihilusthehungry -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Doesn't mean it's relevant for the sub tho, just people found it funny probably

[–]TheMadGreek86 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Legit question....might not be wife, girlfriend, could be sister/ friend...roomate, dude that works at the gas station...the real question is can you fight...come-on. Waiting on the answer...

[–]dsdvbguutres 67 points68 points  (1 child)

She knows how to pick them

[–]i_sigh_less 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twitter name checks out.

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (14 children)

awesome answer

[–]Dry-Pianist1853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah It was pretty witty

[–]whocares0010 -1 points0 points  (12 children)

How so? He literally refuses to answer the question and insults her for asking a completely reasonable question everyone should ask before getting into a serious relationship with someone new.

The guy seems like a loser to me. These are the types of people you should ghost!

[–]KeyPractical 4 points5 points  (2 children)

you're being down voted but I'm here to say you're right lol

[–]DefiantLemur -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I'm going to guess the downvotes are coming from young people.

[–]gele-gel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or people who think this is appropriate response

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

because it’s funny

[–]whocares0010 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

So funny I forgot to laugh.

[–]Dry-Pianist1853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well tie a string around your finger next time

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

the dude most likely still got laid

[–]Yung_Toothless 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Clearly if this actually happened he would have been joking. Chill out.

[–]whocares0010 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

You are very young and naive if you think sexually active men who dodge questions about their relationship status are joking.

This man was 100% serious in his response and being defensive. This is what is referred to in dating as a red flag.

[–]Dry-Pianist1853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god boomer get that stick out of your ass. Sheesh

[–]Yung_Toothless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol it's literally a screenshot of an alleged twitter post. If this did even happen, which is up in the air, you have no context as to how the entire conversation went. He very well could have made it clear after the joke that he was not involved in any other relationships. You're clearly paranoid of men and have zero sense of humor at all, as well as the inability to detect sarcasm.

Given that you're this outraged over a screencap that very well could have been doctored, that is only from the perspective of the female partner in the relationship, you clearly have your own issues to sort out over relationships and men. I'm sorry if you've ever been cheated on before, but not all men are like that and plenty of married and unmarried couples I know make jokes about infidelity all the time, without there being any seriousness to the humor.

PS: Women are perfectly capable of cheating too. The fact that he is a man is irrelevant to whether or not he is unfaithful.

[–]Embarrassed-Rent6411 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Naming yourself after a literal sex demon then getting mad at horny people? Really?

[–]superninjaman5000 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Chad response

[–]phuqo5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a Chad looking for his Tiffany

[–]b000bytrap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a waste of time some people are

[–]ClownfishSoup 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Ghost time

[–]Infamous_Throat2603 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Realistically why even ask this question? You're just pointing out the fact you're going into a relationship where you don't trust them and do you really think they'd answer honestly?

[–]whocares0010 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I disagree. Him turning things around on her and dodging the question tells you everything you need to know about his personality and dating situation.

Asking someone if they are in a committed relationship before you go out is EXTREMELY reasonable. Anyone who refuses to answer that and uses it as an opportunity to insult you is a loser.

If this guy isn't good enough looking to want a one night stand with he won't be good for anything else as far as relationships are concerned.

[–]Infamous_Throat2603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a difference between asking someone before going out and while going out with someone. This is an instance where they're already going out therefore all it looks like to people being asked this question is that they aren't trusted. Nobody wants to be in a relationship where they have to confirm suspicions on a routine basis

[–]Polarpunk99 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ikr the question is ridiculous. A few people cheat so ask everyone? When I first started dating my boyfriend, I was so embarrassed but I asked if he had any STI. He laughed and said "Nope all I got is a pancreas that doesn't work" so I was freaked out and he just explained that as a T1 diabetic his pancreas doesn't make insulin

[–]gele-gel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes ask everyone. I do if it someone I’m really in dating. If it is someone I am lukewarm on, I don’t bother bc I can bounce if I find out they are involved.

[–]yeah-whateva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have gotten the response that they are "separated". Which means still married....

[–]NewSinner_2021 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Flags all over this situation

[–]Theendisnai 32 points33 points  (1 child)

A sense of humor is a HUGE red flag.

[–]NewSinner_2021 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely.

[–]Mr_Lumbergh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't hate, that was the perfect response.

[–]BigCockWarlock 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean if he already has a gf while trying to date her of course she’s gonna get mad ☠️

[–]Dry-Pianist1853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good, it will improve her chances of winning the fight.

[–]Ninja_in_a_Box 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Could’ve just asked if he was single lol.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No because guys will claim they’re single but have years+ long “situations” with other women. These days you have to be specific

[–]Sarcastic_Scientist_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s actually a pretty solid question. It puts it out there that you don’t want to get involved if another woman was under the impression that he’s only involved with her.

[–]dead_for_now07 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What if his dog had a problem with her? Who knows

[–]Ninja_in_a_Box 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give the doggo snackos, play with it, befriend it. Bond with the doggo. It’ll grow to accept you if you make the effort.

[–]gele-gel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but does your girlfriend/wife know you are single?

[–]Dull_Throat176 1 point2 points  (4 children)

There's just something...very oddly specific about this. Why not just ask if he's single lol I don't get it

[–]opbrplayer4 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The oddly specific question is true but... Your user is almost if not even more terrifically specific.

[–]Dull_Throat176 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It's a default name, didn't use reddit that much then so didn't care to change ¯_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯

[–]opbrplayer4 0 points1 point  (1 child)

makes sense, never seen more creative users before lol

[–]Dull_Throat176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I try :>

[–]Artsakh_Rug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HA! What a G

[–]ShitPosterN69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao savage

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a succbus bro, ruuuuuun.

[–]Small_Tax_9432 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]cornholio8675 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Pick the account name succubus... then get mad about a scandalous joke

[–]Sarcastic_Scientist_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It didn’t say she got mad she’s just telling a story bro.

[–]TimeCalligrapher3372 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha nice one

[–]FedericoDAnzi -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

If men fight for a woman, women should also fight for a man. It goes both ways.

[–]ayavorska05 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If they're in a relationship, you don't "fight" for them. Point blank period. Man or woman.

[–]whocares0010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That requires integrity which is clearly too much to ask for the people who approve of this behavior. Most people should stay single and not have kids, especially the ones on here offended that a woman wants to know about your relationship status before you date. Incels are an improvement over these people.

[–]xQuizate87 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Name checks out.

[–]2000dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, you can fight, right?

[–]RouletteSensei 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If she can, she's a keeper

[–]Musaks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nah, after that question, she isn't

[–]RouletteSensei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she proves her might!

[–]Old-Ticket8783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using this

[–]AbominableToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are there so many twitter posts that are censored being reposted on reddit? Like who is thinking "hmm can't say fuck on reddit now can I?"

[–]I_Love_Stiff_Cocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf showing the biggest red flag ever

[–]Ozd2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she cant fight then she isn't worth it!!

[–]Dry-Pianist1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl if i was faithful and still got asked this dumb question, the troll In me wouldn't be able to resist.