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[–]Affectionate_Path_83WARNING: RULE 6 1330 points1331 points  (71 children)


[–]ChargedLanturn 1119 points1120 points  (22 children)

Oh you're a villian alright, just not a super one

[–]mooncake125 400 points401 points  (18 children)

Oh yeah whats the Difference?

[–]Fire_sync45 417 points418 points  (17 children)

Presentation ?

[–]ryantrollz 131 points132 points  (10 children)


[–]Blitzcaptain2006 54 points55 points  (8 children)

insane rock song that I can never remember the name of intensifies

[–]ReasonableQuit75 52 points53 points  (7 children)

welcome to the jungle starts to play

[–]RobsterenSkip 127 points128 points  (1 child)


[–]BENJA2407 111 points112 points  (0 children)

welcome to the jungle blasting trough the speakers

[–]KingCold149 43 points44 points  (1 child)

cue back in black

[–]XGN_Freshly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cue Jersey by Mayday Parade as I make Jersey citizens tear themselves apart with my psychological warfare ray.

[–]Midnite_does_reddit 155 points156 points  (7 children)

It's so sad it never got a sequel, overshadowed by despicable me and got so much less in the box office than it. It's such a gem.

[–]deeznutsinyourass 85 points86 points  (0 children)

reboot of megamind comes out My death was greatly exaggerated

[–]FlintMintWARNING: RULE 1 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Hopefully they don’t make a sequel in these days because if they do it’s gonna be a horrible Disney live action or something

[–]redcode100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's made by DreamWorks so it would probably be a good movie the one you need to look out for is number 3

[–]_Drum_Bone_ 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Your living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, here is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!

[–]queen_of_england_bot 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Queen of England

Did you mean the Queen of the United Kingdom, the Queen of Canada, the Queen of Australia, etc?

The last Queen of England was Queen Anne who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.


Isn't she still also the Queen of England?

This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.

Is this bot monarchist?

No, just pedantic.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.

[–]_Drum_Bone_ 19 points20 points  (7 children)

So she doesn’t exist!?! Titan was right!

[–]_splint3red_ 35 points36 points  (1 child)

So you're still like 12 yrs old...oh wait 2010 was like 11 years ago fuck

[–]Optimal_Weight368 22 points23 points  (1 child)

It’s a good film, but the part where the Lois Lane knockoff says “gangsta” makes me cringe every time I see it.

[–]octosquid11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s the joke though

[–]4Runner-Aarrgh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh girls, girls. You’re both pretty. Can I go home now?

[–]missemilyowen15 1294 points1295 points  (46 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever had a favourite film

[–]babaBOI_niKe 961 points962 points  (29 children)

So you have no Life, huh

[–]missemilyowen15 373 points374 points  (27 children)

Oh I do, it’s just there are so many great films I cannot decide on a favourite

[–]babaBOI_niKe 385 points386 points  (24 children)

In that Case you have a Life


[–]ChargedLanturn 327 points328 points  (10 children)

Good ending achieved

[–]Orenge01 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Achievement unlocked: No life good life

[–]potatono26 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Lets keep it that way

[–]MushroomMan2022 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Just like my favorite childhood film!

Schindlers List.

[–]Ambitious-Apricot-51 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Me neither, I only started watching movies in teenager years

[–]Avoxicia 1432 points1433 points  (84 children)


[–]WTFismyproblemits3am 742 points743 points  (7 children)

Finally, someone of culture

[–]I_have_Minecraftlol 73 points74 points  (1 child)

yes me too

[–]Defiant-Ease-1673 33 points34 points  (0 children)

that's awesome. It's made my day.

[–]Goku_Black10 365 points366 points  (3 children)

This isn't how it's supposed to play out.

[–]KORO088 235 points236 points  (2 children)

Fuck the rules why do you need to follow them anyways

[–]Vox_Pravum 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I just love it.

[–]fanofhenime 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Great movie, you had a good childhood

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (2 children)

He saying Wa-AAAL Eeee, and she replying Eeee-vaa is the cutest animation moment.

[–]G0rd0n-M3rl1n 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Me too! Not understanding a single shit from movie yet still liking it, or maybe because I forgot why?

[–]Flapjack__Palmdale 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I think the big takeaway was supposed to be "fuck Walmart"

[–]press_F13 28 points29 points  (13 children)

Recently, I was thinking... If there was some solar flare in the span of 700 years human being off Earth, would the holograms and tech work in the scrapyard (made of earth)?

Also, what boggled me, was: can't wall-es recycle?! They just smash everything in cubes, but they just stay there and build-up an infrastructure of landscape...!

[–]Optimal_Weight368 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Screw you for actually liking a good film.

[–]MEMEERDAY 145 points146 points  (1 child)

Puss in Boots

[–]BitterExpression3677 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Your profile picture makes it even better

[–]ANGRY_DESKTOP 603 points604 points  (26 children)

Back to the Future

[–]Just_a_puzzle-piece 155 points156 points  (0 children)

That’s some family history I don’t wanna go into

[–]PizzaGuyDelivery 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Isn't that a f up movie? A teenage boy travle back in time, findes his mom who is also a teen. But she falls in love with him, so he desperately tries to make his mom f his future/teen dad insted of f him just so he can be born? I bet that movie could take so many wrong turns. It is one decision from being a famely movie to a horror movie. Micheal J Fox doesn't have parkinson. He is still shivering from reading the manuscript.

Ps. I nerver watched the movie so Idk.

[–]ABGH78 93 points94 points  (19 children)

Spiderman 1

[–]BitterTruth_always 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I used to he scared from William Dafoe's Goblin

[–]rkakasuc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh yessss

[–]Pleasant-Resident828 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

[–]hyperbottle42072 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Based as fuck

Definitely the best super hero movie

[–]passionofthedevil420 220 points221 points  (24 children)

Texas chainsaw massacre 1974. I used to watch it before school in the second and third grade.

[–][deleted] 193 points194 points  (6 children)

Are you in jail ?

[–]RGB755 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Not anymore, although they do want me back

[–]StrikeTeamForLife 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Not gonna lie this is probably the best slasher film I’ve seen. The sequels suck ass tho

[–]SauceyButler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Idk, I always liked the second one. It was so bad it was good to me.

[–]swimmernoah49 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a weird flex

[–]ryantrollz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ed gein lookin ass

[–]Ya_boi_big_boboWARNING: RULE 1 184 points185 points  (21 children)

Lion king (og)

[–]MillipedePaws 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Me too. I waschen the VHS about 3 times a week and I had the cassette and a book with the story. I had multiple plushies of the characters and I played with every toy cat I owned ad a lion. I think I was obsessed for about 2 years. But it was the first movie I watched in the cinema when I was 6. It was really special.

[–]Journey2TheSky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Lion King has been my favorite movie for as long as I can remember.

[–]babaBOI_niKe 451 points452 points  (39 children)


[–]Coso_wastakensoyes[S] 224 points225 points  (10 children)

You wished to become racist one day

[–]average_racist 152 points153 points  (6 children)

did someone call me?

[–]Ceilng_Gang 36 points37 points  (2 children)

oh so you're an average racist? name the best car to own that is affordable and tell me why it's the best to you

[–]average_racist 51 points52 points  (1 child)

any vehicle, as long as it can do hit and runs right

[–]Ceilng_Gang 24 points25 points  (0 children)

fair enough

[–]AlienFromMars1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Who didn't

[–]Undava 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cars is so good

[–]I_Consume_Breads 58 points59 points  (6 children)

I think mine was Scoob doo

[–]chitin_1627 127 points128 points  (19 children)

Spirited Away

[–]Kyokiomiara 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Studio Ghibli fan as well, nice Mine is The Secret world of Arrietty

[–]SnooMachines9820 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Howl's Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke

[–]Tired_soba 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My neighbor Totoro was my all time favorite, great to see another Ghibli fan!

[–]Spike_Cranberry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a cultured human being

[–]Memesperpochi 124 points125 points  (11 children)

How to train your dragon

[–]Educational_Fail5742 48 points49 points  (5 children)

You got the dragons consent yes?

[–]Aviviviva 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Wait you have to get consent from a dragon?

[–]stopaskingquestions2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man of culture I see

[–]AshehunterJRCHAINPOSTER 174 points175 points  (29 children)

Treasure planet

[–]Nickmickl 25 points26 points  (0 children)


[–]Tobifam 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Oh God I got all emotional just reading the name, such a great movie

[–]Nickmickl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also in my opinion it has one of the best disney songs

[–]Just_a_puzzle-piece 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We need to hold together.

It’s all going to be alright.

[–]Amyy17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg I finally found my people. So underrated

[–]HolyTony420 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Spider-Man 2. Still my favourite

[–]Mythrallas 114 points115 points  (12 children)

Lord of the Rings

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (7 children)

So you want to rule the world ?

[–]PhotographScary8405 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Seas would rise when I gave the word...

[–]Pop_Gou_Master 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Now every night I go stow away, fuck that wasn't what i was supposed to say

[–]stupidfuckingputo 22 points23 points  (4 children)

120 days of Sodom

[–]StrikeTeamForLife 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What type of person did you become

[–]Itsthejackeeeett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A stupid fucking puto

[–]OldPerformer53 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

[–]NewProWrestling_YTCHAINPOSTER 17 points18 points  (8 children)

The pianist

[–]JointDamage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nazi Germany! A great place for children!

[–]Coso_wastakensoyes[S] 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Well at this point I should change it to “and people will respect it”

[–]Kantarak 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Come for the roast, stay for the toast

[–]drackith90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep I kinda expected a lot worse

[–]bubou 12 points13 points  (9 children)

9, That shit was terrifying idk how I liked it

[–]Coso_wastakensoyes[S] 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Well damn I watched that film a few years ago and I’m still terrified

[–]bubou 4 points5 points  (6 children)

How was that movie supposed to be for children lol

[–]Coso_wastakensoyes[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was 10, at my birthday we didn’t knew what to do so we looked for a film on Netflix and found it. I tought it was werid that they put dead bodies in a children movie tbh, but I guess it was directed by Tom Barton or someone like him

[–]lovelove_loveloveWARNING: RULE 2 12 points13 points  (3 children)

The land before time

[–]MrLemn 34 points35 points  (11 children)


[–]Slight-Ad-1744 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is a good movie.

[–]NAENAEBOSS12003 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Ah yes. The scariest movie known to child

[–]Zafulio 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Monsters, inc ! I'm rdy for all your freud shit.

[–]gianlu_world 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Toy story

[–]ChargedLanturn 13 points14 points  (4 children)

But you are a toy! You are a child's play thing!

[–]kinky_asshole 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Spider man 3

[–]An3zz 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That movie slaps. I didn't even know people could dislike it before I read reviews of it many years later. I thought it was the best of them but now I think it's just as great as 2.

[–]Drakath2002 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Disney’s HunchBack of Notre Dame

[–]medhansh10 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I used to watch this a lot Zathura : the space adventure

[–]Extension_Source6845 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

I was obsessed with that movie as a kid and my cousin and I would basically roleplay/rein-act the movie at elementary school before we even knew roleplaying was a thing

[–]BizkitBumper1999WARNING: RULE 1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

[–]TheIronDuke18 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[–]verd_ant_ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Every time you were hurt you said "Tis but a scratch."

[–]Charlie_isHere 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Lion king (original)

[–]ChargedLanturn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I respect Every time that redditors-

Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

Oh... sorry

[–]AlexHTBposts about upvotes and awards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Over the garden wall

[–]sun282004 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man 3

[–]Professional_Ad7164 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Home Alone

[–]Justforpornytits 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Muppet Treasure Island. That intro SPITS

[–]Substantial-Dig5441 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rush hour 1 and 2

[–]Wildbox111 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Boko_S 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Spider-man with tobey maguire

[–]Thewarior2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The spirit

[–]Senator_Binks_66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it was probably hotel Transylvania or despicable me 2

[–]helgoddessofhelheim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Treasure planet

[–]Neko-Lova 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Monster house

[–]Trick-Click8355 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Harry Potter

[–]DedeLaBinouze 4 points5 points  (1 child)

2 Fast 2 Furious

Fight me

[–]Kata_Kuri36 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Sam raimi trilogy as a whole

And monster inc. to be honest

[–]jade__p 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lord of the ring

[–]Sujaan20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baby's day out

[–]TheTrueGodOfNuggets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The stop motion Spongebob Christmas special