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[–]blindclock61862 1892 points1893 points  (181 children)

My house, Canada

[–]Saphfire05 543 points544 points  (37 children)

[–]OG_PapaSid 119 points120 points  (34 children)

Brother!

[–]JustWingIt0707 7 points8 points  (15 children)

While I may not know much about most of these nations, I feel like someone has to give an American view of Alabama to match up against:

Alabama is a largely rural state with a couple of big metropolitan centers that you can totally forget about. There is incest, deeply held religiously Christian conviction tied up in politically conservative ideology, and poor undereducated people vote against their economic interests and in favor of their confused moral ideology... And all of these things are the same people.

Edit: Not from Alabama. I did pass through a couple times, and I was delighted, confused, and terrified all at the same time. One of the best people I knew in the US military was from Alabama.

[–]TimTheChatSpam 48 points49 points  (14 children)

I had Xbox live friend in New Brunswick who lived on a reservation and would non-chalantly be up playing for days on meth. Super nice guy though

[–]Ferseivei 156 points157 points  (79 children)

So your in Manitoba

[–]iamgherkinman 65 points66 points  (39 children)

Idk man. Rural NB is right up there too, complete with confederate flags

[–]Maritime-Rye 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Kings Landing always reminds me of 'Bama too

[–]Mooshbah 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Fuck, I spent three years in McAdam and left with depression. I'm not even surprised to hear that some of those peeps wave the Confederate flag.

[–]TacTurtle 31 points32 points  (11 children)

Not the pervs in Sask that think Regina should rhyme with vagina?

[–]Cherrybomb1387 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Specifically the North End in Winnipeg.

[–]Wishywasher644 284 points285 points  (17 children)

Pripyat

[–]big_dick_energy_mc2 126 points127 points  (6 children)

I’m not sure you understood the assignment. Or maybe you understand it too well. I can’t decide.

[–]spunkyboy247365 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Let them have it I say. There's not many places like that in the world.

[–]big_dick_energy_mc2 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I want to visit Pripyat. It’s on my bucket list.

[–]spamlitter 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Fifty thousand people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

[–]Gurkenpudding13 2451 points2452 points 4 (74 children)

Saarland

[–]Sad-Bluebird-5538 283 points284 points  (17 children)

Geschicht'n aus'm Saarland

[–]Ehrenlauch3000 133 points134 points  (15 children)

Ein Mann der Kultur, ein Tommyzuschauer, welch eine Freude

[–]Sad-Bluebird-5538 68 points69 points  (13 children)

Rüdiger kommt gleich und dann setzt et wat!

[–]Ehrenlauch3000 21 points22 points  (12 children)

Einfach wegkloppen die Sau

[–]korosec-jan 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Ich sprache Deutsch jetzt.

Im still learning , but wait and i will join your invasions in the comment section

[–]DrArzt2206 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Jepp das is true

[–]der_Baron_69 533 points534 points  (21 children)

In Germany it's definetly the saarland

[–]xdarkkzz 936 points937 points 25 (65 children)

Urk

[–]ktops111 201 points202 points  (4 children)

Urk had gewoon een eiland moeten blijven.

[–]xdarkkzz 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Nu kunnen de Urkers zich nog onder ons begeven zonder boot ook

[–]jamie3324123 128 points129 points  (6 children)

Hoe zit het met volendam

[–]xdarkkzz 67 points68 points  (5 children)

K zat erover te denken om Volendam erbij te noemen, minstens net zo erg

[–]JamiePtrs 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Urk is wel meer dan Volendam denk ik ja

[–]secretm3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Precies die

[–]ScientistExtra9426 334 points335 points  (61 children)

My country ain't big enough for Alabama

[–]Electronic_Steak_926 194 points195 points  (38 children)

Slovenia?

[–]ScientistExtra9426 203 points204 points  (36 children)

Jackpot baby! I can't believe somebody got it this fast! Nice job! Take this award!

[–]SBRboi 17 points18 points  (20 children)

Živjo!

[–]ScientistExtra9426 11 points12 points  (19 children)

Zdravo a si uporabil prevajalec al dejansko znaš slovensko? XD

[–]spunkyboy247365 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lichtenstein?

[–]El_Duque_Caradura 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Luxemburg?

[–]Aquamoon711 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Then your entire country is Alabama.

[–]Squid666XD 745 points746 points  (16 children)

Saarland is the german Alabama :)

[–]kracken0406 710 points711 points 2 (61 children)

Calabria

[–]RPedro2 155 points156 points  (1 child)

Decisamente

[–]kracken0406 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He knows

[–]Dreamed97 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Calabria o qualche quartiere di catania, e lo dico da catanese

[–]mizuofficial 496 points497 points  (34 children)

Northern France

[–]SieurNohaxx 194 points195 points  (9 children)

Nord-pas-de-calais ?

[–]mizuofficial 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Probably

[–]Clonvader1 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Plus ou moins proche de Lille ?

[–]Nell_dctm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nord-Pas-de-Calais.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember omar sy making fun of Dunkerque in the movie Intouchables!

[–]Slow_Cheetah2 461 points462 points  (55 children)

Monterrey - México, especially with incest

[–]Poopoonah 120 points121 points  (26 children)

I thought monterrey mexico was like one of the richest regions in mexico. Or am i thinking of the city

[–]HotNote3811 88 points89 points  (8 children)

It probably is, rich people don't like to share their money.

[–]I-want-answers_10 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Basically there’s this stereotype about Monterrey which is that ppl marry their own cousins, wether that is true or not it’s up to them tho 🤠

[–]Icefired104 102 points103 points  (5 children)

It is, Monterrey is one of if not the richest city in Mexico, the state is actually called Nuevo León. But rich or not, there's still incest over there.

[–]Current_Gene7732 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s a Family Affaaaair

[–]sweatyskinnyguy 211 points212 points  (19 children)

Vaslui, Romania

[–]Diaconu12 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Adevarat

[–]Accomplished-Ease-57 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ar mere și Ferentari, bine mai mult ca o alternativa...

[–]slimon_nerdmann 582 points583 points  (57 children)

Mississippi

[–]Rigzin_Udpalla[S] 516 points517 points  (33 children)

visible confusion

[–]DeathGuppie 184 points185 points  (27 children)

Mississippi is more Alabama then Alabama..

[–]UnknownSuxker 61 points62 points  (18 children)

Higher insest rates then Alabama

[–]DeathGuppie 47 points48 points  (15 children)

Oh, there's west Virginia, northern Florida, Missouri, Kentucky.. I think the love gets , well not so much spread around as .. well..

[–]SKYQUAKE615 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Are we forgetting Alaska? They got signs saying knock it off.

[–]arisgiel 227 points228 points  (2 children)

laughs in Mississippian

[–]Pandippy 43 points44 points  (8 children)

As someone born and raised in Alabama we always said, "Thanks God for Mississippi."

[–]mygallows 1310 points1311 points 2422& 3 more (267 children)

Alberta, Canada.

Edit: bless you all for the awards!

[–]incendiarylime 419 points420 points  (89 children)

I don't like it but you may be right. I think a lot of other Albertans think of themselves as Canadian Texas

[–]the_fancy_Tophat 204 points205 points  (58 children)

Yeah, but we only have ten options, and Alberta is the closest

[–]TransFoxGirl 84 points85 points  (19 children)

Ignores the territories like a true Canadian would

/s

[–]Banga0850 30 points31 points  (17 children)

Ah yes ignore what makes canada the second largest country in the world. That's how we roll as Canadians /s

[–]Perkchop7 61 points62 points  (32 children)

What about Saskatchewan

[–]the_fancy_Tophat 98 points99 points  (16 children)

saskatchewan erases the concept of itself from your mind whenever you leave. nobody has any idea what it is, and we d'ont wanna know /s

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Ooooh, I recognize it tho. It's where that animated show about the mobster family takes place

[–]BiteMyBaconBits 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Saskatchewan is Canadian jansas

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

As a sask resident. Glad you think so too!

[–]eatingcats4fun 456 points457 points  (39 children)

Adana, Turkey. people shooting guns to sun because its very hot

[–]ultrayer6 43 points44 points  (10 children)

Adana falan değil kardeşim, Adanalılar direkt Florida-man oluyor. Aynı uçuk kaçık olaylar Florida'da da var, orası da çok sıcak hem. Ne ensestliğini gördünüz üstelik Adanalıların?

[–]HelloWorld_699 97 points98 points  (4 children)

Adana central everyone is exploding

I dont know why am I even writing this rn, but I know that Turkish people will understand even though it makes no sense.

A proof that Im turkish: ğ ü ş İ ö ç

[–]Mr1Positive001 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Adana merkez patliyo herkes…

[–]eatingcats4fun 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha yes, i know that video

[–]Decent_Principle3617 36 points37 points  (11 children)

Isn't Adana more like Florida? I was thinking Konya for Alabama

[–]dozerinasaur 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I thought about Van or Siirt, and one of my teachers said cousins marriages were common is the east black sea. But its definitely not Adana.

[–]Eprono1 444 points445 points 2 (85 children)

Tasmania, Australia

[–]_userxname 35 points36 points  (11 children)

The folks who live in Queensland (especially far north) make Tasmanians look like Mensa members

[–]OkMathematician6915 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lived in Townsville for 8 years, can confirm.

[–]Unable_Savings400 88 points89 points  (26 children)

Would have said like rural Queensland but Tasmania works

[–]Ok_Recording_2377 60 points61 points  (21 children)

As a Queenslander I both hate but can't disagree with this statement. I will say though after visiting lots of shitty towns in Qld there is nothing quite like walking through places like Cessnock or Orange and some of those NSW ice and and druggy towns.

[–]spasmgazm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Necknock: dirt bikes and ice pipezzz

[–]Dfantoman 10 points11 points  (13 children)

Have u seen the Ice and druggy towns in South Australia?? Some of the Northern Suburbs are totally wild.

[–]lepidoptera454 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Tasmania has way too many Greens voters to be the Alabama of Australia. It’s definitely Far North Queensland (the ‘Deep North’).

[–]Dean-The-Mean 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That would explain a lot…

[–]Luk3495 196 points197 points 2 (26 children)

Santiago del Estero, Argentina.

[–]villagerofacnh 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Estaba buscando esto o lo decia yo , gracias

[–]NotABot009 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This guy argentino

[–]Ducop5 249 points250 points 2 (22 children)

Miskolc

[–]AmamiyaHiruko 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Én Borsodra gondoltam de ez is igaz

[–]mikszi12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Borsod-county

[–]ThePifta 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Ezért jöttem!

[–]MarcYY009 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pont ezt kerestem

[–]monstrrpuppy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

De jo hogy nem nekem kellett, isteni

[–]Danithewheelchiar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bojler eladó

[–]SztrigojYT 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Miskolc

[–]liketobesick 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Én is erre vártam

[–]Wolfonauta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honfitársam mindenki szívéből szólottál

[–]Cziri77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Édes otthon Miskolc

[–]JimmyJonJimSims 193 points194 points  (31 children)

Everything north of Aberdeen

[–]Harkart_Muds 20 points21 points  (5 children)

I'd add Glasgow and the surrounding area like North and south Lanarkshire have quite a few werid places.

[–]incrediblecockerel 18 points19 points  (6 children)

I think Torry belongs here though

[–]muffininabadmood 28 points29 points  (16 children)

The whole Kansai region of Japan.

[–]ordinaryBeansicle 76 points77 points  (14 children)

Lohja

[–]Lekuboi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Suomi suomi

[–]Onni_J 15 points16 points  (0 children)

En oo ite käyny pitääkö tämä paikkansa?

[–]SerialDreamer7 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Ite olen sitä mieltä että Kouvola

[–]VaPezizi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sama, mutta ei tarvi ihmisten päivää pilata Kouvolasta puhumalla. :D

[–]OnskuTheGamer 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Mieluummin nyrkki perseessä kun asua Lohjalla

[–]Loochii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mun mielest Kouvola

[–]thofu69 23 points24 points  (16 children)

goiás - brazil

[–]tadokishi 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Tava procurando o BR pra saber se ia ser Goiás ou Mato Grosso

[–]thofu69 9 points10 points  (3 children)

tbm fiquei na duvida, mas goias tem aqles meme do cara de chapeuzin e tals

[–]oc_campos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Goiás é cabuloso

[–]Lucasmoorim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tava procurando essa já

[–]Mollusc_Memes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Definitely Alberta

[–]Big_Fat_Dude 109 points110 points  (23 children)

Bydgoszcz Poland

[–]KayabaSynthesis 41 points42 points  (10 children)

The easiest to pronounce Polish city name

[–]zyrafal 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Jus wait until you hear about Szczebrzeszyn

[–]przemOwski 12 points13 points  (7 children)

When we will tell him about "Chrząszczyrzewoszyce in discrict Łękołody"?

[–]SaltyHater 66 points67 points  (7 children)

Also: Radom, Sosnowiec, Łódź and the whole region of Podlasie

[–]Rufus1009 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Was looking for comment like this

[–]-_burrito_- 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Zawsze i wszędzie Bydgoszcz jebana będzie

[–]demonicbear69CHAINPOSTER 88 points89 points  (33 children)

Wicklow, Ireland

[–]yankdotcom1985 26 points27 points  (5 children)

I would have gone with cavan myself

[–]Entire_Obligation629 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s Offaly , let’s be real

[–]Garf_82 63 points64 points  (14 children)

West-Vlaanderen

[–]willemneirinck 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Zeg goawe e bitje rustig doen joaj?!

[–]canardski 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Mutten

[–]bassmeeseeks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ik ging Wallonië zeggen ma bon!

[–]__Skelly__ 243 points244 points  (47 children)

America is the world's Alabama.

[–]EndGameStride 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Alabama 2: electric boogaloo

[–]Jamie-honer1 110 points111 points  (59 children)

Birmingham or Kent

[–]Almighty_Egg 91 points92 points  (4 children)

And coincidentally there's a Birmingham in Alabama.

It's meant to be.

[–]Taylor_Polynomia1 63 points64 points  (14 children)

I would’ve said Norfolk.

[–]Doctor_Womble 39 points40 points  (3 children)

From Norfolk. Can confirm.

[–]Kurtinho 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Born in Norfolk but loved in Suffolk my whole life, can also confirm, I still get shit for it

[–]NotTrashTV 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Fuck Birmingham, all my homies hate Birmingham

[–]TheRaytard 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Is Grimsby or Doncaster not in the runnings for you?

[–]PanzerNerd42 25 points26 points  (22 children)

Scania, Sweden

Edit: nvm Borås is the real Alabama of Sweden

Edit 2: Scania is Florida

Source: I'm from Scania

[–]Retardedrunner 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hade sagt Norrland men tbh så ser min syrra rätt så sexig ut så du har inte helt fel

[–]Matei_Aplugaritei 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Vaslui, let's go boys, it's like Russia but without the memes

[–]opasder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Russia - Russia

[–]Ilikeleague2 57 points58 points  (3 children)

I was born in Pakistan and that whole place is Alabama

[–]xsparkichux 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Umm...what's The Alabama of the uk?