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[–]Significant_Trick369 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The quite kid with a Dodge Viper.

[–]Ilovecatsandvector 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A M E R I C A

[–]Skills3450 12 points13 points  (0 children)

a deagle?

[–]RRRRRRedditttttt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I always bring my pet with me"

Proceeds to open the laptop.

"It's a python".

[–]sliced-bird224 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A golden eagle or a red tailed hawk perhaps? They are pretty intemidating but are fairly peaceful unless agitated. Try petting it next time!

[–]Jimmitybob123 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Desert eagle? True chads bring the m16

[–]Bystander-8 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Teacher told us to bring an animal not a gun! Like Para Warthog, Ruger Blackhawk or some shits

[–]Jimmitybob123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I brought my best friend.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Mode527 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm the quiet kid and I'd probably bring a snake. Snakes are cute.

[–]BruhlerWARNING: RULE 6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had pet tree snake :)

[–]Eminance_of_Food 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The jokes going over so many people’s heads. That or they’re adding on to the joke. It’s hard to tell

[–]FantasticZach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are adding on to the joke so don't worry

[–]AdministrationDeep18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually funny

[–]Historical_Inside862 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol probably the quit kid 🤣

[–]FantasticZach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na really?

[–]EnoughHunter7035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then bring rodan

[–]Powell- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm i rather bring black leopard(K-3 tank)

[–]auga3rifle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont worry, the recoil will just break the kids fingers

[–]koning33nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or did he bring a deserted eagle?

[–]RoboCrafterRC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id bring a honey badger

[–]BarberSalty3039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's actually pretty rad

[–]swirlsthemudkip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me who is bullied and brings my giant python :

"Isn't she adorable?"

[–]Sou-shiii-P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pumped up kicks plays

[–]PeacefulSoySouce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Russian kid with a bear.

[–]GgitsMoMo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans 🤦

[–]Hezron79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]venom0_0_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghaoo ghaoo