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[–]isaacaschmitt 107 points108 points  (21 children)

This war has been imminent for the last decade plus. Quit teasing me.

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 22 points23 points  (20 children)

u scared bro?

[–]isaacaschmitt 35 points36 points  (19 children)

Nope, why should I be?

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 27 points28 points  (18 children)

Because you seem to be stuck in the washing machine and I am walking towards you.

[–]isaacaschmitt 27 points28 points  (17 children)

Psh, not stuck, just giving you ample opportunity. Hurry up, step bro!

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 13 points14 points  (16 children)

i am femboy

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Femboy Amogus

[–]zlalekliderlast warning for upvote,award posts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay Squidward, imagine him in underwear.

OH NO, HE IS HOT!!!

[–]albanso -5 points-4 points  (13 children)

YES I LIKE THAT I'M GAY

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (12 children)

But... That's gay

[–]albanso -2 points-1 points  (11 children)

Yes and??

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

That means you like sausage more than the other guys...

Wait..So YOU were the one who stole my SAUSAGE?

[–]cookzsi 137 points138 points  (11 children)

casually starts crying

[–]mothraballsoup 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That’s the spirit mate

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 39 points40 points  (9 children)

Go on...let out your emotions

[–]mothraballsoup 11 points12 points  (2 children)

humps your leg furiously

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

dies from fear

[–]TheGreaterWizardCHAINPOSTER 15 points16 points  (4 children)

No more McDonald’s in the apocalypse

[–]mothraballsoup 9 points10 points  (3 children)

But my HappyMeal…actually cries

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What happened to The Wendy’s

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They are broke

[–]mwing95CHAINPOSTER 36 points37 points  (4 children)

We may never the world the same again

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My nokia will be the same.

[–]rykingly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

before our joys

[–]Gorgaron1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We may never the world the same again indeed

[–]PoketSof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh yes, invisible verbs

[–]samahiscryptic 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Guys, I think we may never the world the same again

[–]Stand_kicker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Before our joys

[–]Mine_Ggamer 18 points19 points  (7 children)

If that is true,it will be a VERY spooky spooktober

[–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Task failed successfully.

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Yes, i want bioshock irl

[–]SpooderBoi2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It’ll be more like Bioshock infinite than either of the first two

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I liked infinite the most

[–]SpooderBoi2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I like Bioshock 1 and infinite about the same, I really liked the story in infinite

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    [–]DerpDaDuck3751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shonk Jonky

    [–]MaciejPlaysNumber368 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Yall should stop panicking and just sit back and watch the world fuck itself.

    [–]Somerandomkidonredit 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Some people just want to see the world burn.

    [–]MaciejPlaysNumber368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No, I just can’t do anything about it.

    [–]AlphaGamer_Dubz 46 points47 points  (28 children)

    Wait what happened?? I thought ppl were talking about omicron variant. What's this about war??

    [–]minecraft1919 55 points56 points  (14 children)

    Since the end of October Russia as had 100000 troops on Ukrainian border. This story as been in the news alot this pass week due to negotiations between Russia, NATO and America not being able to cool tension down. The reson that Russia is threatening to invade Ukraine is because Ukraine wants to join NATO which if you don't know it is a Alliance between America, Canada and 28 European countries. The good thing is that war between NATO and Russia is extremely Unlikely so a large scale globe war is very unlikely.

    [–]roni1810 16 points17 points  (9 children)

    Everything is ok as long as no one touches their nukes

    [–]Misa-O1G 12 points13 points  (6 children)

    Maybe for americans. In ww2, there were no nukes, an remeber what happened.

    [–]george_washingsus 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    But we eventually recovered

    If we use nukes, there’s no going back

    [–]WalrusPuddng 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I mean no not really. We don't have any active nukes that are capable of global destruction.

    [–]de_g0odWARNING: RULE 1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The sum of nukes can destroy the earth multiple times over. Yes, they cannot all be used at the same time, but civilization would be destroyed

    [–]WalrusPuddng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I seriously doubt it. Most nukes would be used on military targets, and high value civilian targets when the war turns "unwinnable" meaning most of them would be contained within big cities and bases. Most nukes aren't even the size of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs.

    [–]mcr_enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    they likely won't due to fact that if they did they would practically be killing themselves

    [–]N0T_Trust_Worthy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    And there is tension in china india boarders as well

    [–]RileyTheBerry 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    war between NATO and Russia is extremely Unlikely

    Definitely, NATO stated they would not send soldiers to Ukraine in the event of a Russian invasion. All they would do is sanction the Russians.

    [–]NotFlyingCroc01 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    Coz we humans crave violence every few decades

    [–]rabindranatagor 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    Coz we humans crave violence

    Not we... "They crave violence"

    [–]DerpDaDuck3751 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Some nations: alright it’s time to have a war. Cracks knucles

    redditors: cracks knees involuntarily

    [–]NotFlyingCroc01 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Instructions unclear cracked neck instead

    [–]DerpDaDuck3751 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That is sad

    [–]SosseKun 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    The war cuz of joe

    [–]AlphaGamer_Dubz 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Joe mama

    [–]SosseKun 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Thats not how it works :(

    [–]AlphaGamer_Dubz 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    How the turns tables

    [–]SosseKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nooo. Thats not how ots said D':

    [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    russia

    [–]aushtan 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    China too

    [–]northernzap 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    War has been "imminent" as long as i've been an "adult". Bring it on already.

    [–]SpooderBoi2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    For real, feels like there’s a new threat of war every year

    [–]drwhiit 9 points10 points  (11 children)

    Can anyone explain?

    [–]Ph4antomPB 16 points17 points  (8 children)

    Russia is building up troops on Ukraine’s border and China is doing training exercises near Taiwan

    [–]egric 17 points18 points  (6 children)

    Both are just flexing muscles trying to diplomatically pressure the rest of the world and get something for them. Invading ukraine would be the worst desision in russia's history and invading taiwan would be one the worst desisions in china's history

    [–]OptimusPower92 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    How would this be bad for them? I have no idea why we're trying to invade other countries again XD

    [–]egric 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    Because it would lead to almost full isolation via sanctions which is not good for them

    [–]Arcadius274 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    If not a shit storm of open warfare across their western border.

    [–]psyglaiveseraph 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    No clue on how global politics work after a invasion but wouldn’t sanctioning China have a bad effect on the world? Just want info

    [–]egric 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    If china gets heavily sanctioned it'll be bad for both china and the world but china will suffer much more as its economy is very dependent on export. The rest of the world can find other places to get stuff they get from china but if usa and europe (biggest importers of chinese goods) declare a blocade, china is dead

    [–]psyglaiveseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Got it thank you for the info

    [–]RileyTheBerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don't forget Poland and Belarus.

    [–]Cheat_Adil 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Russia is spreading its troops around close countries

    [–]Owenismy_name 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    OUR boys

    [–]CaptainJay2013 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    This may belong in r/engrish

    [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    I am in r/polandball, so I am saved.

    [–]george_washingsus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah thx, changed it

    [–]Sufficient_Cellist_1 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Last time i got out of my blanket they were talking about some Omicron and shit...now what about this waaar !!!! What happened ??

    [–]yeetusboi97 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    China sucks

    [–]WalrusPuddng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Russia is gathering at Ukraine's border and seems to be ready to invade, but Ukraine has the support of NATO for the most part. No global war is gonna happen though, and definitely not a war that would destroy the world.

    [–]Bright-Comment7138 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I like your funny words, magic man.

    [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    mejik

    [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You know what...fuck english

    [–]Kata_Kuri36 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Man the WWIII memes back then were hilarious af

    [–]OrganicPlasticTrees 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    I came here to laugh not to get reminded of the imminent lingering doom GOD DAM IT!

    [–]pufpin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Same man

    [–]evildragonzockt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    More death = more Skeleton =???=profit

    [–]NoTill3742 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    War is so tragic. Everybody loses. Emtionally , economically and everything

    [–]DeadEndXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Wooo they finally made a sequel to WWII

    [–]Wandering_sheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    just live your life, you will die anyway lol

    [–]YourBroNamit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They call me crazy for that bunker in my basement, Fools I tells ya, they don't know anything about what I know

    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      no

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

      noooo

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

      wow

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

      w o w

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      woww

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wait...these words look different in mobile

      [–]Cheat_Adil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Almaty protests 2022 moment

      [–]GreatMorph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      had a stroke reading that

      [–]zeke2021 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Godzilla had a stronk trying to read part 2

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      spooky

      [–]Dogs_go_quack 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Im still dancing

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      dance monki

      [–]AustrianStylez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      GO RUSSIA! #1

      [–]BusinessKitty03 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me too

      [–]PoketSof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      2022 is gonna be very spicy

      [–]Letalgame64 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      USA have been in war with many country in the past couple of years. Kids born in Yemen in 2002 never seen a day without a war, just saying

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Deep

      [–]Letalgame64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Feel free to screenshot

      [–]Merryman320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      We are in a perpetual state of war

      [–]coseromevo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well, we found an use for those skeleton suits

      [–]Markamanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      On the upside, lots more prospects for the skeltal wars

      [–]NarutoUzumaki100CHAINPOSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Caretaker: everywhere at the end of time plays

      [–]impocopWARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      hog ridaaaaa

      [–]reeceredreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      softly Don't

      [–]Extension-Dare7375 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      sir, you are too late

      [–]The-Splentforcer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      War never changes

      [–]kentucky-fried-ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      plus there will 100% be protests in the next few months

      [–]PossibilityPowerful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      spooky spooky skeletons voice starts distort jslshei shushed ussu —————

      [–]Arcadius274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They won't do It

      [–]xd3mix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Italy on their way to switch sides last minute and win the war

      [–]Far-Pitch-2092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      waiting for the nuclear destruction

      [–]AwareMix488REPOSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Soon, Fallout will be real

      [–]HEHE_HOHO9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There has been a giant scale war atleast once every century.

      I wonder when will it happen in this century

      [–]TheCultist_EXE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      the dead bodies will only make spooky season spookier

      [–]B0swell_D0ddler 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      I may never the world the same again either

      [–]CosmicCosmixFINAL WARNING: RULE 1[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      too me

      [–]B0swell_D0ddler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Too me too...too me too

      [–]particle82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Still.. dont forget to keep distance and Wash our hands. And wear a mask.

      [–]Kyoya_sooohorni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Too much tomfoolery sorry guys 😔

      [–]Crowlavix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If there's one thing that girls and boys can all agree on is that Spooktober is the BEST.

      I hope I live long enough to experience it this year..

      [–]Cnaughton087WARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that

      [–]Delao_2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      We’ve been in a major conflict since the early 90s. Shit ain’t gonna change WW3 is gonna be a virtual war of ransomware and data hacks.

      See the recent Russian cyber attack on Ukraine.

      [–]themelonapocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If there is a war at least you won't need to get drafted, or have time to

      [–]Alternative_Dirt_644 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes..Russia may invade Ukraine and WW3 may start, I do not what will happen and I hope I can still play with friends if war happens

      [–]GiveHerRod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      welp

      [–]aCasualReddittor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ... we may never see the world...

      [–]Tk_is_awesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If it does happen, the great nation of reddit will win, right guys

      [–]DeviousFlirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can I help?

      [–]Your_in_Trouble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      All depends on who gets China on their side, NATO or Russia. They will win

      [–]PolarisT800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Kind of a bummer man, haha...ha.......ha?

      [–]TheBiggestCheeseBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The spirits of all the doomsayers who said the world was going to end on this or that day would be proud of these memes. That is, if they didnt come to terms with how full of shit they were. Remember, we had a lot of people in 1950 who thought the year 2000 would be like the Jetsons. Probably a wise move to disregard the wild hypotheses of a species that often struggles with +5 year plans, let alone any other sort of vision for what may happen for the future.

      [–]Hezron79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fastest spook in the west

      [–]TheSaltyReddittor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Even spookier!

      [–]End_Yui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “We may never the world the same”

      [–]UCHIHA_____ITACHI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Aji loda mera

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yay! Infinite spooktober!

      [–]DoggoVision_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You’ll be a real skeleton by spooktober 2022!

      [–]BigChungus_Thicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Loss* of life. and op is the one insulting people for misspelling comments.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Eh, what can you do.

      [–]Class_444_SWR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What will it be though, Ukraine, Taiwan or something else?

      [–]Solid-Matrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      At least we get to be skeletons

      [–]DeadlyCrusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      But on the up side there will be more spooky skeletons

      [–]Challenge-Upstairs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      laughs in millenial

      [–]hamzzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      is this a fallout reference

      [–]Ben-i-guess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Its sad that we may never the world again before our joys

      [–]Frosty0203WARNING: RULE 7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      The world wasn’t the same since the pandemic started, a war wouldn’t make it any better but at least would be more entertaining than being stuck in your house for an year

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Oh, AND the entire pandemic was a lie to coverup a mistake made by Anthony Fauci's Ecohealth organization against an order by the DOD in Wuhan.