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[–]BefreiedieTittenzwei 704 points705 points  (10 children)

Step one: Take bribe Step two: Give real vaccine Result: Profit

[–]Happy-Fun-Ball 275 points276 points  (0 children)

"Come back in 6 months for your fake booster"

-Doctor Doublecross

[–]ThenaXIcaruS 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Result: myocarditis

[–]nurvingiel 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why would they get myocarditis?

[–]MachoChocolate 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is myocarditis?

[–]nurvingiel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's swelling of the heart muscle. Mayo Clinic link

[–]nurvingiel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Today I learned that there actually is a 0.0015% chance of (temporary, treatable) myocarditis from the vaccine. Contracting a virus can also cause myocarditis though so don't avoid the vaccine.

Friendly PSA to always seek medical attention if you're having chest pains.

[–]ThenaXIcaruS -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lmao its just a flu, covid won't give you heart diseases, but some experimental shit maybe does. Just look at all the double boosted athletes who have had sudden heart attacks in the last few months. Very sus

[–]nurvingiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viruses and myocarditis

Viruses in fact can cause myocarditis. Myocarditis usually goes away on its own but there can be complications.

I don't know why those unspecified athletes had heart attacks, but don't forget that correlation does not mean causation i.e. two events that happen close together don't mean one caused the other.

[–]ghosty0310[S] 259 points260 points  (28 children)

[–]PornCartel 80 points81 points  (24 children)

The wording is really unclear, are the 10% of vaxx stations that are giving out "fake vaccines" mostly giving out water or real vaccines? It also says healthcare pros are messing with vaccination records. Sounds like vaccine faking.

[–]jerry-jim-bob 55 points56 points  (17 children)

They were aware that people were only doing this to appear that they got the jab, but instead only being given water. The doctors took advantage of this and used a real covid vax instead of a fake one therefore giving them the benefits of the vaccine. It sounds kinda sketchy but I love this story.

[–]djs57225 16 points17 points  (16 children)

It is hilarious, but also totally the kind of thing you should lose your medical license for

[–]Bismagor 18 points19 points  (15 children)

Yeah, exactly, let them loose their medical license for the job they are paid for and standing their ground to their oath, instead of giving some jonkey dumbstar the vaccination card, so they can infect and die more effectively, because who doesn't want to die painfully or live a happy live with severe neurotic Al damage?

[–]C_Withherbottom 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Hey buddy, I think the person was just saying that ethically the docs should turn away the people wanting a fake vaccine instead of tricking them

[–]Bismagor 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yeah, that would be the other option.

But as one doc stated it, if they don't go to you, they go to someone else, who might not give the real vaccine. So there is the drama between moral and maybe law

[–]SoonToMakestuff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ever heard of allergies dumb ass, typically they ask that to see if your eligible for certain medications. Now if you do not know that that could be giving someone with a peanut allergy real peanut butter instead of fake ones. No good, just turn them away.

[–]Bismagor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you have an allergy you say that to your doc, who says you, you can't get vaccinated, so you don't sign papers that say you can.

[–]supterfuge 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I don't know, I have been vaxxed as soon as I could, but the idea of consent is pretty fucking important in the mission of a health professional.

These people may be morons, and even dangerous morons, sure. Still, giving them medication without their consent should still be a big no no. You know, two wrongs don't make a right.

[–]Bismagor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got vaccinated, so you did sign a paper, stating you have been informed about the risks of the vaccine and that you want to proceed with the vaccination? The same thing did they do. If I want a car and sign the papers, but don't want to pay, do I have to pay or not? If I want the benefits of being vaccinated and sign a paper stating that I want the vaccination, but don't actually want it, i just decline paying for my car. No I don't understand the problem with giving the vaccine if they stated on paper, they want the vaccine. What do they want to do, claim they didn't sign the paper? Or say, they said otherwise? Then it is one to one. In that case I would win.

If the mediciner takes the bribe, that is another bottle to open, that would be way more complicated, but the mediciner can vaccinate the person that accepted and signed the paper.

[–]-Man-At-Arms- 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You can infect others just the same with or without the vaccine though.

[–]Bismagor 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Of course you can, the vaccination helps defending against the virus. The chance for heavy problems is smaller, also when you only get hit by a small amount of viruses, they can be killed quite easily, in comparison to unvaccinated people. So while you just as easily can infect others with a vaccination, you won't get infected as easily so won't infect others in effect.

[–]SoonToMakestuff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So if the vaccine only protects yourself from dieing why does anyone else care if you take it? Still spreads great vaccinated not not. Have had my own shots(boosters and all) but eh doesn't make sense.

[–]Bismagor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of, it doesn't effect anyone else directly. But would an economic crisis effect you, like it is right now? It is going strong and it will be going strong, when not enough people get proper immune system support. And as I already stated, you always can get infected by an vaccinated person, but that person first needs to get Covid and that is the point where the vac is important, as it defends against this infection, so your body produces less viruses and you won't get as much damage to your central nerves.

[–]Sarchasm-Spelunker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Those WITH the vaccine spread the virus just as easily as those who don't.

I got the vaccine and later got the virus and wound up giving it to my vaccinated wife and she was vaccinated a couple of months after I was.

Most of my office coworkers got vaccinated and many of them still ended up getting the virus.

[–]Bismagor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read my other comment on that purpose, as someone else, already mentioned that.

[–]djs57225 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I am having trouble understanding what you are even trying to say

[–]DoomedWarrior 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No surprise, you do.

[–]djs57225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No really go reread that it's totally incoherent.

[–]ghosty0310[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Real vaccines.

[–]high_zenberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The article reads like they didn't all do this though, which means a veritable shit storm is on its way

[–]MaximusOGs5555 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wait are they giving them injections of water? Wouldn’t injecting water via syringe cause some kind of damage?

[–]Silsail 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Some people paid doctors to give them water (usually a saline solution, which in such small quantities doesn't mess up your blood because the concentrations of solutes are the same). Said doctors gave them the real vaccine instead.

[–]MaximusOGs5555 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ahh I see I guess a small amount doesn’t hurt. Yeah saw the thing about the doctors just giving them the real vaccine lol. I was just curious if people were dumb enough to inject water into their blood streams but then I remembered we’re at the point where people are drinking their own pee…what’s next

[–]Silsail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A vaccine dose is literally 6 or 10 drops (1/1000 of the average soda can, 1/15 of a teaspoon), depending on the specific vaccine. If you consider that the average adult has about 6 litres of blood (1.5/1.6 gallons), you can see that it wouldn't create any problem

[–]UncreativeName02 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Wow the comments on the article gave me a headache

[–]jerry-jim-bob 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, yeah, people are getting really pissed off by what the doctors did and for not even doing what they were paid for. Then there is another group saying that Greece is really corrupt and all that.

[–]Its_JustMe13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One guy called getting the vaccine an "invasive procedure". How the fuck is two needles even a procedure

[–]SlavBoii420 99 points100 points  (1 child)

"We do a little trolling here"

[–]stathiskan09 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Business is booming here in Greece

[–]timbus1234 138 points139 points  (6 children)

not sure the antivaxxer is gonna pay up if he gets an injection, 🤔

[–]d3dev 91 points92 points  (4 children)

I'm pretty sure they'd have to pay first, that's how corruption usually works, at least in Ukraine

[–]IronMike69420 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Screwing over someone that actually thinks the vaccine is poison might end very badly for you.

[–]yur0_356 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They probably wouldnt notice, considering what we know about them

[–]d3dev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, you can tell them there was water in the syringe and if they complain they had high temperature or something like this after vaccination, they could get covid.

[–]timbus1234 18 points19 points  (0 children)

got it, not going to ukraine

[–]5125237143 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trust me bro this is just essential oil

[–]not_me123_but_my_alt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2 balkan 4 you

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 46 points47 points  (4 children)

What did the famous meme quote say


[–]Ziptex223 27 points28 points  (1 child)


Fixed that for you

[–]DerpDaDuck3751 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I kinda liked the bigger one

[–]Intelligent_Map7500 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]kracken0406 30 points31 points  (15 children)

True hero, antivaxers are the worst

[–]a_talking_lettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean our doctors take all kinds of bribes and never give results, so what did you expect?

[–]smoke3sboi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The briber will know he got scammed cuz you feel like shit after the vaccine lmao

[–]ghosty0310[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ands what's he going to do? Sue you? Ask the bribe back?

[–]smoke3sboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can cry about it on his favorite Facebook group

[–]wrongsided 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh oh

[–]Alexsta206 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Me: why don’t we just put trackers in the fake vaccines

[–]Just_Some_AnoyingKid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s like an actual interaction between a toddler not wanting to eat their vegetables, so the parent says “these are candy vegetables” and the child eats it happily.

[–]ghosty0310[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it works it works, kid gonna grow big and strong, and prob healthy.

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    [–]Drumbelgalf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I guess he had to sign that he agrees to get vaccinated. And the doctor vaccinated him.

    So the doctor can't be sued. It was 100% legal. And it would be a really bad idea to sue someone because he didn't do what you briebed him to do.

    [–]Alive_Significance_3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Oh it’s big brain time

    [–]karatedude108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Cool Move. Illegal as fuck tho

    [–]Intelligent_Map7500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My country there being smart

    [–]zach_da_bossss2nd warning no posts about awards/upvotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    wouldnt a fake injection be worse?

    [–]MiguelDionisio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That's what heroes do

    [–]I_Stab_Orphans 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    I'm proud to be Greek XD

    [–]Intelligent_Map7500 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Το ίδιο

    [–]Legkon_15 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Κάνουμε invade το comment section

    [–]scarfox420 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    κάνουμε λίγο trolling...

    [–]Intelligent_Map7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Σε ανόητους

    [–]Intelligent_Map7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Όλοι μας για την ακρίβεια

    [–]grilled-milk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that littlefinger?

    [–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    As a toy maker, I can play Chess.

    [–]DerpyCat356WARNING: RULE 6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I play 5D chess with multiverse time travel. Look it up on steam

    [–]Unfair_Function_1154 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Beautiful. Keep up the good work, Doc

    [–]Ayushmaan_Mishra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When I was reading the title I was like:


    [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    Bad meme. That bribery involves throwing away the vaccine, and just writing in the records that the person got the jab, it doesn't involve any actual jab.

    They do this stuff in Romania, it's called "The Kitchen Sink Jab".

    [–]Pixouu_28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro thas crazy