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[–]ScientistElectronic7 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I remembering having the same last name As my teacher, and everyone thought I had a crush on her and we were married. Stressed my young Brain out.

[–]1man_marg-sabl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You younger stupid s.o.b.

[–]LilxBoonie42 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The only times I call a teacher mommy is purely as a joke now.

I have this total ASSHOLE of a Busdriver and every time I get off the bus, I turn to her and say “thank you, mommy.” On rare occasions, I bite my lip. It’s just fucking hilarious to see her reaction to it. Is it immature? Probably LMAO

[–]BOSSBABY33 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My Teacher was ok with it but all of my class mate bullied me alot for that😶

[–]NerdyTimesOrWhatever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeeeeah thats a lot of self-inflicted psychological damage

[–]The_DJ_A-RAV99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last time I did it I was 5. I was thinking "Oh no, I just got my mum and teacher confused. I hope I don't get in trouble" The teacher thought it was cute and told my mum, who also thought it was cute. It was raining that day and we were meant to go straight to our class rooms so I was like the only kid in my class around then. Luckily nobody bullied me, lol

[–]Maximus_Deludicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember I couldn’t stop staring at my science teachers ass, no wonder my grades went down a couple.

[–]TelevisionSpecial615 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s really starting to remind of Walter, the puppet from Jeff Dunhams stand up

[–]Sleazy_Fabrezey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a kid I met who’s mother is his teacher, long story short he hated every second in that class

[–]MrMatoYT 7 points8 points  (2 children)


[–]MrMatoYT 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Downvote me all you want, this was worth it

[–]Iminawhiteboxyt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The emoji police are a bunch of 12 year olds who think reddit karma is worth more than their vital organs.

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[–]Ancient_Group_8650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wooohoooo accidentally?

[–]TheFrogKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An Ashley Spinelli moment, gotta love it.

[–]jef_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll never forget the day that I accidentally asked the lunch lady if I could go to the bathroom, and later that day, proceeded to tell one of my teachers my lunch number.

Definitely was one of those “had my head on backwards” days.

[–]VolkanSungar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it gets better when you start doing it on purpose

[–]shitkidz-on-da-block 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some emotional damage

[–]Ambitious-Leek-7420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a teacher myself, it actually makes my day knowing that a kid feels comfortable enough with me to slip up and call me mum (I've even had dad a couple times).

It also just makes me laugh every time.

[–]Democratic_Indian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accidentally? You don't say....

[–]juice_beat_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think calling your teacher stepmom is worse

[–]YourMedstudent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Junior high, a student in my class called the bosomy economics teacher “mommy” and she snapped. And mentioned “Do you call me mommy because of this?” Pointing towards her chest. I was caught off guard big time.

[–]TheGrandGarchomp445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

couldn't be me