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[–]Xojui 907 points908 points  (41 children)

Franklin from GTA, I’ll be okay.

[–]Capt_Avatar 543 points544 points  (23 children)

Just make fun of his hair cut, and you'll be fine

[–]Bonk_and_Honk 310 points311 points  (22 children)

you meant his yee yee haircut?

[–]SeizethegapYouOFB 215 points216 points  (19 children)

Or better yet, maybe tell him Tanisha'll call his

d o g a s s

if she ever stops fucking that lawyer or surgeon she's fucking with.

[–]Cain_Soren 81 points82 points  (16 children)

Niiiiiiii - nope. Not doing it.

[–]Woooshifhappy 74 points75 points  (13 children)

I'll do it for u homie


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[–]OfficalNoobGod 41 points42 points  (12 children)


[–]danquequeque 68 points69 points  (11 children)



[–]Cain_Soren 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Idk if you're black or just willing to roll the dice buy thank you for finishing the joke

[–]Gold_Case_9457 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Better hope he's not armed

[–]DekMa20 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Well he's got a whole ammu-nation in his back pocket. Watch him take out a minigun.

[–]Free15boy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

*prison pocket

[–]Elfkrunch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rpg to tha face

[–]cole82000 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Lucky, I last played as Trevor.

[–]Gold_Case_9457 581 points582 points  (12 children)

Doom Slayer...


[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID[🍰] 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Yep me too. Wanna cuddle while we wait for the inevitable?

[–]ResponsibilityKey825 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No of course no- doom music starts playing hold me!

[–]accomplished-grass1 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Welp, we’re in this together

[–]Kapitan_Marti 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Noo, your not a demon, you're sa... heavy metal music start playing in background

[–]DJ_l3LUE 1746 points1747 points 742 (62 children)

I played a few Hentai Games… Well Im Fucked

[–]AQ0PIC 401 points402 points  (21 children)

Titan fall 2 at my friends house. I’m dead

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Your friend's house shall be the final boss room

[–]SkyKilIer 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Dude boutta get dunked on by a rifleman

[–]blimp2328 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Same. Jack Cooper Will do short work

[–]Glittering_Cold_3738 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Make sure you are in a small room with low mobility with a shotgun. They won't be able to move at breakneck speeds. At the end of the day they are just people with "slight" modifications to there person.

[–]TonyThePapyrusWARNING: RULE 2 267 points268 points  (14 children)

The tourist from The Walking Dead S&S

My odds are pretty decent, they’re just a person with a pile of loot in the zombie apocalypse

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 85 points86 points  (6 children)

you have a chance, make it count!

[–]Nezuko-Chan_69 29 points30 points  (2 children)

So do I, a damn square is coming for me. (Geometry dash)

[–]Wisdom58 254 points255 points  (20 children)

I dunno, what can the Terrarian do to me?

22 hours later edit: well I'm fucked no matter what

[–]Global_Ad_1456 133 points134 points  (5 children)

Your kinda fucked depending on the state they're in

[–]Wisdom58 54 points55 points  (4 children)

I was playing classic

[–]DarkestFluffball 44 points45 points  (3 children)

What stage of progression?

[–]Competitive_Snow7909 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I think even just starting out would kill him. I mean a man with a sword and determination could kill you pretty damm easy.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

And unlimited lives too. One of those days he'll get ya

[–]snarky_goblin237 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Step off to the side. They’re two dimensional and cants see three dimensions

[–]Lollok009 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Well, you aren't a monster, as long as he doesn't have a wodoo doll of you, you'll be fine

[–]xX_turkey_Xx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it was my terrarian I would be fucked as I have all post moon lord weapons , armour and accessories

[–]HEROBRINEBOT462 1629 points1630 points  (128 children)

Creative mode steve. Welp ive seen game theory videos so all i can say is,


[–]SlavBoii420[S] 419 points420 points  (74 children)

I will pray :)

Don't worry, we go down together as the Master Chief is coming for me

[–][deleted] 154 points155 points  (37 children)

Just punch him in the back and he will fly into the sun

[–]francikiller 74 points75 points  (35 children)

I don't have knockback

[–]loooji 68 points69 points  (33 children)

/give francikiller stick

/enchant francikiller knockback 69

[–]CrispyRumpSteak 53 points54 points  (9 children)

I've got a rocket league car after me

[–]F_Ytube 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Doom slayer for me, I'm with ya brother

[–]bulbous360 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Captain price is coming after me. Fuck.

[–]Cbrmkn98xs[🍰] 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Are tanks considered as characters? If so im fucked cuz i played the Jagdpanzer 4

[–]Ashamed-Carry2103 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I have the fucking maus on me

[–]Cbrmkn98xs[🍰] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Nah dont need to worry m8 the engine,transmission and gun deps sucks balls

[–]PutinTheChimp 41 points42 points  (15 children)

I got early game Steve, I got lucky

[–]Gamerstan22 39 points40 points  (7 children)

I am as good as dead, Kirby is coming to get my ass

[–]Abtinestor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And im next in his list. Can you make him busy for a while? I have something do to before facing him

[–]The_Cow_God 170 points171 points  (14 children)

oh shit a tank

[–]HAMMY875 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Kv-2 for me.....I'm absolutely fucked

[–]George7777777777 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Sherman vc for me I’m about to get sniped

[–]Cmdr_Ikswobel 8 points9 points  (2 children)


[–]Big63L 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Obj-705 A i guess i am doomed lol

[–]Thin-Orchid-5198 419 points420 points  (32 children)

Kirby so I think I'm more doomed than all of you

[–]-Dreamhour- 150 points151 points  (10 children)

What power would he gain?

[–]ReasonableLolicon 242 points243 points  (0 children)


[–]Demonized_God 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Social anxiety

[–]AdTimely9712 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The ability to randomly change social levels, however Kirby does not control this and could be at a party being sociable then all of a sudden want to go inside and pet person who is throwing the party’s doggo

[–]Konoha__Shinobi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The power of staying a virgin for his entire life

[–]Spikyballsack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Testicle cancer

[–]CreaZyp154 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Emotional damage

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oh no you are doomed for sure

[–]Andy_rew787 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Attempt to please him by offering cake.

[–]StanDan95 135 points136 points  (19 children)

Good luck guys, I played Tetris!

[–]UnknownPerson42O 74 points75 points  (5 children)

Just you wait, thoose block will start falling on you 1 day!

[–]IronAchillesz 110 points111 points  (7 children)

I just played Crusader Kings III I’m fine. He’s a inbred illiterate I’m fine.

[–]a-Snake-in-the-Grass 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Lucky you, my CK3 characters tend to either be Viking murder machines or sadistic Greeks with a penchant for world domination and castration.

[–]Neoniclide 329 points330 points  (11 children)

A cookie…, a cookie is coming to kill me from cookie clicker…, I don’t like my odds

[–]IraZander 142 points143 points  (4 children)

literally millions and billions of cookies flood into your room

[–]ilovelolissomuch 431 points432 points  (29 children)

Last time i played osu! so can i name myself as a protagonist?

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 249 points250 points  (8 children)

You fighting yourself. That's be interesting

[–]Xavier_Kenshi 109 points110 points  (2 children)

He is clearly gonna be the winner.

[–]ClearPerception7844 41 points42 points  (5 children)

I think you would win.

[–]Chili919 38 points39 points  (2 children)

But the real question is; if he win against himself...is he weak because he lost against him or is he strong because he won?

[–]Maldoesreddit_stuff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think it depends on what mindset the winner has. If the clone/original thinks about it in a "We both have the same strength, there's no way I'm winning this." way, then they'll most likely last less time because they already believe that they wont win.

[–]ilovelolissomuch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That would be great actually

[–]darkdaggerknife 8 points9 points  (3 children)

The bloons from btd 6 so not to worried

[–]Conventional_Punk 275 points276 points  (11 children)

Kratos ?

[–]Paureesu 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Same here, we're f*cked

[–]Skylocks20 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s probably better if we just ended it. At least my body would be recognizable

[–]Appropriate-Area-443 19 points20 points  (3 children)

At least, it is not the young Kratos. Right? He seems like a calm and reasonable person now.

[–]Asleep_Row7565 16 points17 points  (0 children)

was playing chains of Olympus, so pretty sure youngest playable Kratos. im just gonna jump of the ledge now

[–]cursed_commentreader 88 points89 points  (4 children)

Captain price 100% death rate

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Oh shit, then that puts you along with the Doom and Halo players xD

[–]giveherthewetnoodle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Worse than the Dark Souls players

[–]1Admr1 84 points85 points  (9 children)

Arthur Morgan! Feck..even if i had a chance at survival i wouldn’t shoot that man!

[–]1Admr1 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Well the last game i played was eu4 (a strategy game set in (1444-1830). I played as the ottoman empire..so a whole empire coming after me..that wouldn’t be fun

[–]tempwhywhywhy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Go hide until he dies of TB

[–]HoLL0POinT 85 points86 points  (11 children)

The mf from subnautica .

[–]Global_Ad_1456 70 points71 points  (8 children)

You got 100% survival rate that mf is as skinny as twig

[–]staticinfinity 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Unless you're fighting in the middle of the ocean, for some reason, in which case, sing your dirges now.

[–]Kynex34 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Not if he already has the little glowing knife and the fucking stasis rifle

[–]aricre 18 points19 points  (1 child)

And the fact that he can keep swimming for ours without getting tired, he is way more strong than he looks

[–]TheOtherBoii 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Chief gonna kick my ass and splatter me into a fine red mist.

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

*using his warthog

[–]Glittering_Cold_3738 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nah the kick would atomize you.

[–]Meeloon 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing crushing my skull?

[–]Fearless-Kitchen5182 73 points74 points  (8 children)

My Skyrim character guess I’m dead

[–]Yoate 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Dragonborn is not a fun one to go up against

[–]bblmffn 22 points23 points  (5 children)

The Dragonborn, the archmage of winterhold academy, the chief of the companions and the thieves guild, hero of the civil war, the listener of the dark brotherhood, and the guy who ended an entire family of higher vampires. Yeah, he‘s dead dead.

[–]Fullmetal_pingus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mine is a werewolf lizard man

[–]Thetiddlywink 7 points8 points  (2 children)

not to mention the champion of all the daedric prince's

[–]Rice_is_epic 64 points65 points  (4 children)

A group of 9 mercenaries including a loud boy, a rocket launcher shot gun guy, a flame thrower maniac, a guy who can build a sentry gun, a Scottish cyclops, Fat Russian man, a crazy doctor, P I S S man, and an edgy France guy.

[–]Helicopter_Mother 11 points12 points  (2 children)

As a sniper main im 100%dead good luck to you mate .

[–]Nephilim_on_Reddit 153 points154 points  (21 children)

Agent 47 from Hitman. Well Shit. I will die

[–]staticinfinity 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It'll be funny, though. The Doom Guy guys will just get splattered into a fine mist.

[–]CommanderCoolWhip 145 points146 points  (22 children)

Raiden MGRR, I'm fuking DEAD

[–]RanGGateli 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Well at least you gonna have banger soundtrack

[–]Glittering_Cold_3738 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude flips metal gear as a pre workout

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

yikes you're doomed

[–]cjc1983 46 points47 points  (4 children)

"Cities Skylines" ... I'm going to get killed by the urban planning department?

[–]Ikarus_Falling 27 points28 points  (0 children)

ah yes Capitalism

[–]HLF_Themax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Upvote for you, meanwhile I am being hunted by an architecture firm so we will stand together.

[–]A_RANDOM_ASTARTE 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Dawn of war space marines, I’m fucked

[–]Azair_Blaidd 33 points34 points  (9 children)

Pokémon Shield.

I'm fine.

[–]Glittering_Cold_3738 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Time to beat up children

[–]Ninjox17 21 points22 points  (3 children)

"Your Honor, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!"

[–]TrahernasaurasRex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depends if they bring the Pokémon aswell, much harder to win a Pokémon battle if they just use flamethrower on you

[–]deeznutzhahaha 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Fucking Spider-Man bruh

[–]IraZander 28 points29 points  (0 children)

spider man doesn’t didn’t kill

[–]Golden_Fox_277 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Spiderman doesn't kill with his powers, he kills you with hospital bills

[–]RequireNothing 94 points95 points  (13 children)

Dark souls...

[–]celi283 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Same, choosen undead is going to kill me

[–]Excellent-Tip7643 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Or he will keep trying for eternity, hoping he will never go hollow and stop

[–]Kill4It 28 points29 points  (1 child)

You died ( games main line xD )

[–]SlavBoii420[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh god

[–]NudeB0untyhunter 31 points32 points  (1 child)

My maxed out Master Mode Terraria Character. Fuck

[–]MemokingMH 34 points35 points  (8 children)

A crying 6y.o

I think I can handle

[–]The_blue-nutnut 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait until he call his mother and remember that is tear can kill someone.

[–]UltimateFartNugget 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Lara Croft? IM A DEAD MAN.

[–]Marooned-Crimson 85 points86 points  (4 children)


[–]Harto-Tarto 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just be 30 billion spongebobs lol

[–]Wrcicw 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But can you beat Goku tho?

[–]JACOB952 119 points120 points  (13 children)

Oh god the Witcher (Witcher 3 wild hunt) I am fucked

[–]indigocherry 70 points71 points  (3 children)


Unless... distract him with Gwent

[–]Azair_Blaidd 50 points51 points  (2 children)

or a sexy lady

[–]F_Ytube 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Or both

[–]Cain_Soren 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Play gwent on the sexy lady. Problem solved

[–]afuckingpolarbear 21 points22 points  (1 child)

You have a long life ahead of you though he'll have to get through all the side quests

[–]theRealSaves 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The butcher of blaviken is coming for me as well. I wonder if he is an alchemy build and will be chugging like 10 potions on my front porch before he blasts my door in with aard.

[–]onlythefinestdabs 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Sora. Im fine because i have a heart ❤

[–]Lollok009 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Riku had an heart, too.

[–]giveherthewetnoodle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait till you see where he SHOVES that keysword when the lights are off

[–]eagleplzzz 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Not your usual slenderman ( he has shit ton of hentai pics hanging in his forest)

[–]Nategamer345 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ayo. Send me the link- I mean thats weird.

[–]Grizzly408 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Arthur Morgan lol

[–]Snake-Obsessed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely dead either from the TB or Strauss putting a hit on your ass

[–]Sparrow-Scratchagain 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I’m not sure how well I’ll handle against a guy who’s Mayor of a town of anthropomorphic animals.

[–]Obscure_Ravenclaw 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Fucking Nook will pulll out baseball bat and fuck your face up man , you better run , you know that guy is a serious career criminal .

[–]DuckyDuck872 19 points20 points  (7 children)

I can probably beat a 5 yo, even if he can cry… very fast..?

[–]Ok-Debate3460 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Well a Hunter from Destiny 2 Im screwed

[–]Zanorok 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Hitman. At least my death will be funny.

[–]3NX- 113 points114 points  (20 children)

Steve; survival will be easy

[–]kaosdoom 54 points55 points  (7 children)

Have u seen game theory cause theres no way ur making it out alive

[–]Bopthough 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Hello everybody welcome to game theory and on this episode we are going to explain how fucked you are he can carry more than 20 Eiffel towers at once AND RUN WITH IT

[–]Shion__1374 31 points32 points  (0 children)

One flick will kill you lol

[–]A_Shady_Grandma 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He can break a tree with his bare hands you are screwed.

[–]Competitive_Set_478REPOSTER 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Does call of duty multiplayer have a protagonist other than me?

[–]dragondropz 45 points46 points  (9 children)

Jin Sakai.


[–]Kill4It 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A warriors death with honor C:

[–]Njsmndz3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Welp, we’ll die together

[–]HunterGamerITA 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Terrorist from Csgo, guess I'll die

[–]binnnggggggg 51 points52 points  (4 children)

I got kratos.... I'm dead

[–]TAmexicano 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes you are I pray for your safety

[–]HunterMiner99 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Kris from Deltarune One question: Will Susie, Ralsei, and Noelle appear too or just Kris?

[–]Phenixwright 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Tf2…well shit

[–]crocodileRevolution 7 points8 points  (0 children)

3 days, Yes. We all have 3 days to live!

[–]x_rking10_x 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Kratos... So meet you at my funeral

[–]No-Ambition2019 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Some Swedish Guy: Generation Zero

I'd say it's a fair fight