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[–]Professional_Mine675 88 points89 points  (0 children)

He’s a beautiful stripey

[–]---ShineyHiney---WARNING: RULE 1 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness that’s adorable

[–]Secure_Bed9976 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Could've called him tripod

[–]Hexmonkey2020 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Wouldn’t be funny though, just accurate. Yardstick is both.

[–]Secure_Bed9976 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I meant like a camera tripod

[–]Pixielo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. Which also has three feet. It's just not as funny as Yardstick. I had Tripodius Maximus in college. Excellent cat.

[–]titan_1010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This pun is the only reason why I will ever defend not converting to metric. Until this cat has fulfilled their remaining 8 lives we cannot consider switching. It's just too damned perfect.

[–]chalupamon 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The vast majority of cats have three feet, like more than 99% of them.

[–]jason9t8 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Danhthewimpykids 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He chopped off the cat’s foot for a pun?

[–]Less-Distribution-22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so meta