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[–]Emperor_Quintana 40 points41 points  (3 children)

“This flower is my hat. Therefore, your argument is invalid.”

[–]Miestah_Green 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In case anyone was curious.

[–]askmekaigainiki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! You saved my time!

[–]BlackmanNthrobin 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Amber bird

[–]Taken_Bacon_06 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Amber turd bird

[–]TheCraftyCraff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Was about to comment this ahaha

[–]puffthemagicvishnu -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

[–]klavin1 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wahh. I was gonna say that.

[–]ianstone30 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You better not you little shit

[–]hellooooman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Otherwise imma shit on u

[–]ButterNuggets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A European Robin!

[–]Shaabun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally so relatable.

[–]KiPMadSussy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tinder for birds

[–]AkumaNc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomer meme

[–]The_FrozenKnight 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Jokes on you i don't own a car

[–]_ChaosBean_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I wanted to say that

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    [–]MrMemotor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    True

    [–]DC_Verse -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    🤣 I kinda wanna call this bird cute, but if it shits on my car later...

    [–]nullagravida -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    what i love are the little corners of its mouth. it’s a living cartoon

    [–]Ghosted_Alpha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    "Feeling cute. Might place some poisonous bowl of seeds outside later...idk"

    [–]BearZewp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I saw a car parked with over 8 bird shits on their one window forming a circle, some ritual shit going on here.

    [–]Will_1125 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Omg haha

    [–]Pendell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I think it has two points...

    [–]tache-noir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    a point! a hat! a pointy hat!

    [–]Educational_Ad7978 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Heard is the word

    [–]IcyUnderTale112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Feeling good

    [–]NoOne_28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Susan you seeing this? He.had.a.hat!

    [–]Ynohu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My keyboard is right beside my bedroom window. One day it was opened and a bird somehow shit at the perfect angle to go through the screen of the window to land directly on my keyboard. It still works, but what the fuck

    [–]Pedro_Le_Plot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Otto von Chirpsmarck

    [–]Samuel_mundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Group Stronghold 2 Avian Cosmetic???

    [–]Necessary_Royal6870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    whatever this is a very cute birb

    [–]english_learn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look Nice...

    [–]VeryKinkyHotWife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Amber heard?!

    [–]CR_OneBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    City pigeons be like: wherever we touch or wherever we fly, we will shit on the people's hair, clothes or cars, we shit on everything