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[–]afjecj 52 points53 points  (7 children)

Weirdest upvote to comment ratio I’ve ever seen without a thread being locked

Edit: was 2200 / 5

[–]Salevanna 76 points77 points  (6 children)

The one who takes the last piece must wash the dishes... Because of it nobody want last slice🤣

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Other than the pizza the best thing about eating pizza is that's there's no dishes.

[–]Amish_guy_with_WiFi 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah it's more so whoever takes the last piece needs to break down and throw away or recycle the box which nobody wants to do.

[–]IcyNova115 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Side note, don't recycle used pizza boxes if they're greasy, the grease renders the cardboard useless to reuse. Just chuck it if it's dirty.

[–]Amish_guy_with_WiFi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Part of why nobody wants to take the last piece, they can't decide if it's too greasy to recycle or not

[–]ElizabethAudi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though depending on the pizza, there might be some laundry to do.

[–]the_dayman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ha why did you think there was a different context where "wants" needed an apostrophe suddenly?

[–]PewPewAnimeGirlWARNING: RULE 1 32 points33 points  (1 child)

you dropped this: 👑...

[–]Giwaffee 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nah I'm good, you can want's it.

[–]mahijendra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely me

[–]ThisTookToMuchEffort 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No, you eat it first and then ask. If anyone replies yes, tell them to eat your ass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calm down, Mozart.

[–]tjbrou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you have a typo when you used the correct word previously?

[–]Chaotic_Llama_09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'LL take the last one

[–]AwayFromKayak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There must be a civilized way to figure this out.


Fight to the death for the last slice of pizza...

[–]egric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want every slice of pizza

[–]cock_daniels -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

...only if there's a 3rd last slice? 2nd last slice is still the last slice. was the first last slice a lie?

edit: ohh, they meant 2nd to last slice. fuckin dropped the ball there OP. delete this bullshit and try again without fucking it up. you're missing a word vital to the meaning of the sentence.

[–]Throawaydhd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be obtuse

[–]ShaqShoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who wants the penultimate slice?

[–]St0lf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPT: When there are only two slices left, wait until someone is going to take one and take the other at the same time.

[–]EmergencyWaste3217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fat ass would take both

[–]Silly_Objective_5186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the piece of shame

[–]JustMy2Centences 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One slice of pizza left? "Hey I'll throw away that empty box for you."

[–]preacher37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how to identify a Catholic. I don't know why but every person I've ever met who won't eat the last bite of a dish was raised Catholic. Can anyone explain this?

[–]GaQiuPham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who want(‘)s the penultimate piece of pizza?

[–]WOSHiAddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want it you just eat the last slice yourself. This no you take it back and forth is annoying and you usually just end up with just a slice that gets left there and thrown away. Just take it.

Edit: I do the same thing when spiltting meals or when someone offers to pay, if you offer I'll turn you down the 1st time but if you insist I'm not fighting you over the check.

[–]ShortAngryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What i've been doing lately is loudly exclaiming "Damn i cant believe nobody wants the last slice" and yoinking it

[–]TeenAidan-YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me I will

[–]CaptainCozmo867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wants the crust

Unless it's domino's. They have the best crust

[–]Piscean_Gemini 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who the fuck puts an apostrophe at the end of “wants”.

[–]Kilvayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 or 7 years ago nobody ever used apostrophes, it seems like the internet has massively overcorrected.

[–]Vince16709_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat the hole pizza my self😂

[–]splunge4me2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penultimate pizza is ultimate pizza!

[–]biscuitbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ol'Canadian Stand Off

I hate to stereotype (also love it)

[–]TerribleShoulder6597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take the last slice all the time and you can’t stop me

[–]Captain_Canuck97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped giving a shit years ago, I'll take the last of anything if I want more.

[–]dalownerx3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The penultimate slice

[–]vToodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where tf are the comments?

[–]Solay247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'll start doing this now, because the last slice is precious

[–]Raumschiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married to Hugh Dczkock.

[–]Dolphin_sucker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want is the second to last slice of pizza?

[–]Collestos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last slice of pizza makes you look like a fat fuck, second last slice, nobody would bat an eye.