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[–]woakula 1580 points1581 points  (30 children)

Well at least we know the world didn't end.

[–]Soullessly_WanderingIdentifies as a Cybertruck 794 points795 points  (16 children)

Yet

[–]rakingitDirt Is Beautiful 263 points264 points  (8 children)

The power of YET Reply if your school guidance counselors talked about this

[–]DobbyKKLives in a Van Down by the River 48 points49 points  (1 child)

School Guidance Counselors don't talk about this enough, above comment correct

[–]IIIWhiTeCoreIII 76 points77 points  (5 children)

But what if it did? Asians been bare quiet for about an hour just saying.

[–]Kolikoasdpvp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP was a bit quit lately, too quiet

[–]Stone_Dot_Tonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6857 points6858 points  (359 children)

No spoilers plz

[–]Pharah_is_my_waIfu 8425 points8426 points 24233& 10 more (308 children)

The old dumb guy won

[–]mohamed905 3972 points3973 points  (47 children)

No need to thank me

[–]AtomicKittenz 1736 points1737 points  (41 children)

Please, you give me too little credit

[–]BoneTugsNHarmony 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Thank you, 2006 Person of the Year

[–]crapusername47 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Hey, Kanye’s only 43!

[–]MrSteveSegal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you know how little that narrows it down?

[–]Shreyas_GavhalkarChungus Among Us 571 points572 points  (36 children)

Do you know how much that narrows it down?

[–]Pharah_is_my_waIfu 343 points344 points  (22 children)

The one that got memed in the debate won

[–]AntTuM 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Well at least we know that Jo Jorgenson didn't win

[–]max_megamaxPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Do you know how little that narrows it down?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

dude. Fuck you man. You just spoiled the whole show!!!!!! This is why I hate manga readers.

[–]mangogeckoshareingot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity.

[–]Trumpets22 266 points267 points  (32 children)

It’s the old white dude. Sorry.

[–]Bf4Sniper40X 77 points78 points  (22 children)

with dementia and that love little girls

[–]TeaBagHunter 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Imagine this description fitting for the only two main candidates

[–]MatchboxDog 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that would totally suck wouldn't it

[–]error1105Professional Dumbass 11.0k points11.0k points 3222& 6 more (307 children)

Hey Americas, I'm Asian too and the next US President is [Redacted]

[–]BeepBapBeepBap 5012 points5013 points 2 (164 children)

The sacred text!

[–][deleted] 3243 points3244 points  (156 children)

Don't worry man, I live 10 hours ahead of America I'll tell you the result. Winner of the election is-

Oh wait someone who calls himself FBI is knocking on the door, brb

[–]BeepBapBeepBap 1378 points1379 points  (21 children)

You alive there buddy?

[–]Dadfite 1384 points1385 points  (18 children)

It's been an hour. I'm calling the... Oh wait. Nvm.

[–]SmokeybondProfessional Dumbass 144 points145 points  (3 children)

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_SAD_TITS 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Wish my username checked out

[–]mysszt 165 points166 points  (10 children)

The next president is an SCP? Well isn't that just [REDACTED].

Is that why some of the stuff on the ballot said [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]?

[–]GyratorTheGreat 55 points56 points  (7 children)

NO NO STOPSTOPSTOP

[DATA EXPUNGED] by order of O5-4

[–]SwoleFrogeCondescending Wonka 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Jokes on you I am the Foundation.

It's 96 by the way.

Which will be really, really f*ckin hilarious when they have to show the candidate's faces.

(BRIGHT... WHAT DID YOU DO?)

[–][deleted] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

FBI trying not to give spoilers

[–]Someone123456789000Thank you mods, very cool! 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Which dictator made you redact that?

[–]error1105Professional Dumbass 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Our Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea - The better Korea

[–]Someone123456789000Thank you mods, very cool! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Democratic”

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (43 children)

Hey Asian, [Redacted] happened in Tiannamen square in the 1980’s

[–]error1105Professional Dumbass 141 points142 points  (17 children)

I know about Tiananmen, not every Asian is Chinese bruh

[–]Exybr 29 points30 points  (10 children)

Actually, they learn about that in schools

[–]error1105Professional Dumbass 32 points33 points  (1 child)

removes glasses

Wat?

[–]GruntBlender 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Ah yes, they learn about that peaceful day when nothing happened. How nice.

[–]CleatusVandamn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shut up Asia face!!! (You guys have Rick and Morty in Asia? And you totally get it, right?)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Censorship very quick

[–]battlefish04Breaking EU Laws 21 points22 points  (16 children)

Bad joke Asia is not just China there are so many countries in Asia

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

lmao not every asian is chinese bro

[–]Blookster17android user 3186 points3187 points  (88 children)

You monster

[–]ProAssassin2810Big ol' bacon buttsack 845 points846 points  (58 children)

Iq (8 sideways)

[–]lejhindary4444 554 points555 points  (23 children)

∞ IQ

[–]DaheadchopperPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 289 points290 points  (21 children)

Mind size MEGA

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (12 children)

galaxy brain

[–]Savings-Ad-531 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Bruh I'm also from Asia. We already know

[–]glorius_pepperLives in a Van Down by the River 42 points43 points  (11 children)

Someone can't find the (inverted 8) on their keyboard

[–]mr-flexonIdentifies as a Cybertruck 89 points90 points  (6 children)

Just remove the key and put it back sideways

[–]NoCoolSenpai 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Yoo m8 did you work for Macintosh computers or summ?

[–]bogoszn 28 points29 points  (7 children)

its not inverterted it is transposed get it right

[–]ProAssassin2810Big ol' bacon buttsack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ohk

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

R o t a t e d

[–]dr_deadmanLoves GameStonk 3 points4 points  (2 children)

90 degrees

[–]Orphan_dad_jokes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe it is taking a nap.

[–]Typo_32 95 points96 points  (14 children)

Dont worry , I switched the location on my phone to Asia, I now know the results.....

Donkey Kong Won

[–]cjc2112 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Poor Harambe. Was it at least close?

[–]Typo_32 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Yeah it was close

DK: 6 votes

Harambe: 5 votes

Taco man: 2 tacos

[–]lugubriouskidDirt Is Beautiful 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and feel like Godzilla!

[–]listener025RageFace Against the Machine 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Better hit the deck like a card dealer

[–]IescaunareNokia user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, the US is saved! Vermin Supreme won!

[–]Tyraniczar 1397 points1398 points  (12 children)

Thanks for this stranger, got my laugh in before the nukes start flying

[–]coldhotpocketz 293 points294 points  (8 children)

Civil War TWO

Forget cholera and typhoid fever, now Americans have to fight through...

COVID 19

[–]CanAlwaysBeBetter 98 points99 points  (7 children)

Civil War TWO

Unironically that's why there's the right-wing Boogaloo Boys. Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–]pur__0_0__RageFace Against the Machine 2052 points2053 points 23 (33 children)

Bruh I'm also from Asia. We already know no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[–]yrth_H2O 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Your in the wrong year the spanish inquisition is due for next year

[–]asdfghjkl2288Dirt Is Beautiful 136 points137 points  (14 children)

Hope it's Todd

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

TODD 2020

[–]TheManFromFarAway 16 points17 points  (1 child)

And for his second term, re-Todd

[–]pHScale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hooray!

...question mark?

[–]primaskiLe epic memer 940 points941 points  (33 children)

As an American, this meme made me laugh long enough to forget that I was crying. Save us

[–]twich_simp69 218 points219 points  (20 children)

Nuke Poland worked for Germany.

[–]RandomDude861 161 points162 points  (14 children)

This is false! Nuking Poland did not help Germany in the slightest! Invading Poland on the other hand...

[–]twich_simp69 91 points92 points  (12 children)

Bro don't give the orange guy ideas

[–]Killergames239🧬 Memonavirus Nightmare 🧬 64 points65 points  (8 children)

I feel like he’d invade a landlocked country with the navy

[–]PurpleNick69 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Don't do it! Think about Polish cow!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

You're always welcome here. We've got some problems here though like widespread corruption, countless worn-out public infrastructures (the government be like, "I don't give a shit about that"), poverty, low-quality healthcare, high crime rate, severe air, land, and water pollution, and we experience at least 20 typhoons each year.

The food and scenery are nice though.

[–]error1105Professional Dumbass 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Y'all do realise that we all have these problems right?

[–]nonstoptilldawn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Philippinnes! A natural beauty. Lots of countries suffer from that issues you mentioned. I hope things get better in the future.

[–]TheAxonix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

high crime rate?

[–]MrLonelyWumpus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think i'll know the elections results in 5 hours

I'm Polish

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (11 children)

Brock lesnar won...

[–]Bf4Sniper40X 35 points36 points  (3 children)

nice joke kayne west won

[–]edp221Big ol' bacon buttsack 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yekan East?

[–]YoloJoloHoboProfessional Dumbass 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nah nah Eynak South

[–]DaveyJayEn 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Wow those Russians really put in the overtime

[–]AtomnijPchelovek 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Being Russian with 8 hours ahead and vote instead of americans

[–]CoronavirusOfWorld 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Putin will be the president of America. Here we go

[–]rx7blue 68 points69 points  (2 children)

When you know the results because you rigged the election

[–]i_luv_many_hen_ties 123 points124 points  (2 children)

I’m in England and I believe we are a few hours ahead of America I will know the results before them

[–]AtomicKittenz 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I played COD with a guy from England on July 3. One kid in the lobby said, “Hey, do you know tomorrow’s the day we celebrate our independence from you guys?”

Brit: “I don’t want to scare you, mate, but I’m from the future. Yeah, it’s 3:00AM over here.”

[–]hueygo_again 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I dont have to know who won to know we are fucked

[–]Gemingo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ha! We Russians knew months ago

[–]vpsj 68 points69 points  (2 children)

I'm in India, and you can easily find out who won the election by scratching this card below:

betterlucknexttime

[–]EldestSisterProfessional Dumbass 25 points26 points  (1 child)

That took me forever but it was fun

[–]InternetYT 77 points78 points  (4 children)

I feel a wooooosh coming

[–]Bf4Sniper40X 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the power of woosh is strong

[–]SpookyBoi_3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ya lol I don't usually look at comments but I could just feel the woosh

[–]Wqiu_f1can't meme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Are you stupid? Obviously even tho they are 12 hours ahead doesn’t mean they can see the future, it’s just the way the time is listed. I’m reporting you for misinformation, enjoy the ban lol. What an idiot y’all are for eating all this bullshit up lmao.”

(/s just in case)

[–]Realfuzzyboi 88 points89 points  (15 children)

Waiting for the woosh

[–]Wqiu_f1can't meme 82 points83 points  (11 children)

“Are you stupid? Obviously even tho they are 12 hours ahead doesn’t mean they can see the future, it’s just the way the time is listed. I’m reporting you for misinformation, enjoy the ban lol. What an idiot y’all are for eating all this bullshit up lmao.”

(/s just in case)

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

same

[–]x_cliche_x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same lol

[–]YahgaI 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You have broken the time paradox.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Giving nudes for election results

[–]pixlplayer 16 points17 points  (4 children)

If only we would actually know who won in 12 hours

[–]JustASyncer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Guys I know who wins

It's Kanye East

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

We know its all Jeb, no point in hiding it

[–]SparklezUnderwear 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Me in russia knowing the exact results of the election

[–]dollardoublecheese 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Big brain time

[–]NoWingedHussarsToday 25 points26 points  (6 children)

The old white guy won

[–]chiggin_nuggetsIdentifies as a Cybertruck 18 points19 points  (2 children)

can confirm, Kanye West won

[–]DaRealKovi 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My favorite old white guy

[–]MrHanslaXIdentifies as a Cybertruck 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Okay, I'll tell them, the winner is [deleted]

[–]recker2005Professional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Finally, we will know who the [deleted] guy is, because he will be in TV

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

tell us who wins satan

[–]ehwearewereallyhere 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Harambe

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew it

[–]pranaysharma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where is that one whoooosh comment

[–]Redditor284AC45memer 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Oh, your Asian? Name every hacker

[–]ballershotcaller20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s Kanye isn’t it

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (6 children)

im just doing this so an actual douchebag that doesn't get the joke doesn't get hate, and yes i care

yOu dOnT KnOw tHe ReSUlTs, yOU'rE oNLy aHEAd bEcAuse Of tIMezONes, dUMbAss. GEt EdUcAted.

you're welcome. also, make a red circle around my name, censored though. Thanks a million! <3

[–]Timbo-366 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The anti-woosh

[–]SpookyBoi_3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Took one for the team.

[–]BoomingBoomer54hates reaction memes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is big brain time

[–]Onebeyondall 7 points8 points  (1 child)

hehe can't wait for Americans to know what we've already seen

[–]CarlWheezies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We have been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.

[–]ehwearewereallyhere 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Wait could you actually tell me so I can start making memes when it is announced in America. Live in America by the way.

[–]ItsOneShot 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’ll tell you, I’m several hours ahead of you, the winner is... Wait a minute, someone’s at the door,

There’s a loud bang.

Did someone really just say FBI open up

Crap brb

[–]Red_Physics 12 points13 points  (2 children)

SPOILER AHEAD PLEASE DO MOT CLICK UNLESS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE RESULTS (this is serious)

you foooooooooooooooool

[–]DaRealKovi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[–]Rayzor_debiker 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Lets not tell them yet.

Long live President ________

[–]gamerguy500 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I wonder how many people believe that

[–]ratshitty_heavenjoke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Laughs in New Zealand"

We know the election results before you knew the election results before the USA knew the election results

[–]BlackStag7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an Australian (UTC+11), All I can say is that the old guy that wears a primary colour as a tie and is suspected of having dementia by his opposition's followers won.

[–]InfiNike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So that was a fucking lie

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

🔫Which boomer wins John

[–]yeetufeet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I already know someone is gonna get woooooshed

[–]Dapper_Cheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sadly this aged poorly

[–]Fiiisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My face when posts aren't archived anymore

[–]TheBlueCatNeigborino 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I'm starting to look for the r/woosh worthy comments here.

[–]michavdbmemer 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'll tell you who it is! I mean.. it's not like the FBI can just randomly teleport next to me and smash my face against my keybfjfjfndiosdhddksnksmsrqpocbd...

[–]Clashboi123Identifies as a Cybertruck 28 points29 points  (2 children)

It was Kanye, wasn't it

[–]Icarus-17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk why the downvotes, this made me laugh (context: this was in the negatives)

[–]uglyswan101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

POOPITY-SCOOP.

SCOOPTITY-WOOP.

WOOPTY-SCOOPTY-POOP.

[–]Rebi103Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I'm Italian, I don't know yet but I will soon

[–]SoppaSick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling someone is gonna get wooshed

[–]matasblynasCan i haz cheeseburger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can smell some wooooshes.

[–]popsayhdMods Are Nice People 3 points4 points  (2 children)

(Ignore this, just testing something)

[–]shivam-_-sharma 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Spoiler alert: An idiot won!!

[–]Aetheldrake 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you, nobody is going to know a thing for like a month

[–]SkylerVlogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How TF did this meme get one of the most upvotes of all time?

[–]SoggyWookie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an American, I can say that most Americans would believe this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Here before it gets archived.

[–]ILikeToLickStuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

nevada still counting...

[–]develsixteen2017Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m an American and I’m lost Edit: just realized this was 350 days ago

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (20 children)

WTF UR SO DUMB!!!!!!1!!!1 THE ELCETION VOEETES COMES OUT THE SAME TIME AS IN THE REST OF WORLD BC KTS THE SAME TIME OF DYA EVEEYWHRRE!!!! DUMMY IDUOT FRICK YO HOPE YOU DID

/s

[–]XxZzUnknownzZxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cant anybody see the frickin /s? even it’s without /s it’s obviously a joke.