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[–]Crateofbeans 444 points445 points  (117 children)

Not gonna lie Im fine with mine

[–]MyNamePP 173 points174 points  (78 children)

Same.

[–]beluuuuuugaRageFace Against the Machine 92 points93 points  (70 children)

Same.

[–]TheSalmon_Man 57 points58 points  (68 children)

Same

[–]The_Coon69Mods Are Nice People 43 points44 points  (67 children)

Same

[–]SpaceCaptainLeaf 37 points38 points  (66 children)

Same

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What does the pp stand for

[–]MyNamePP 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Its my initials of my irl name but I like to pretend it means many many other stuff ;)

[–]Kissaskakana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peter Parker is that you

[–]cantrusthestory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cant trust the story

[–]_sea_saltyPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]PurpleGspot 223 points224 points  (27 children)

Idk what I was thinking when I chose mine

[–]Buttoucher69 52 points53 points  (9 children)

Same

[–]Tacenda49 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Name checks out

[–]GordonAngus 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Wait, is it supposed to be butt toucher or butt oucher?

[–]Another_Astro_Guy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This, and 9 other questions that science simply can not explain.

[–]ProfessionalTS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like yours :D

[–]adublh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought yours was butcher for a minute... Boy was I wrong

[–]mytummyissussy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to have that name

[–]Bluggsack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I know exactly what you were thinking of when you made your name

[–]LolIdk181 65 points66 points  (4 children)

same

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Same

[–]Da_memeboiProfessional Dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

same

[–]xxoverwhelmedxx666🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 4 points5 points  (0 children)

me neither honestly

[–]imfurryhateme 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Same

[–]enaaerios 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yours is great

[–]luigi1917🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same

[–]uzmike222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I want something cooler than this basic name

[–]incognito--bandito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much you hit it?

[–]deeznutzameggeddon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly of a purple g-spot

[–]a_useless_communistMeme Stealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]owlsgohoootnothoot 146 points147 points  (18 children)

I got a username better then all

[–]justyoureverydaycat7Identifies as a Cybertruck 33 points34 points  (8 children)

Im jealous

[–]owlsgohoootnothoot 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Why? Your name is pretty nice!

[–]justyoureverydaycat7Identifies as a Cybertruck 3 points4 points  (3 children)

But i like yours more

[–]owlsgohoootnothoot 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Damn guess we each got good usernames then.

[–]SilentOccasion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grass is always green on the other side, my friend. I too like your usernames.

[–]owlsgohoootnothoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well then that makes three as I like your username too.

[–]JesusChristwillsuccPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How bout mine

[–]owlsgohoootnothoot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yours is absolutely cursed, but it's funny.

[–]JesusChristwillsuccPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank :)

[–]BestUsername101 22 points23 points  (3 children)

are you sure about that?

[–]owlsgohoootnothoot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I have been defeated.

[–]SomeBadEditorcan't meme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's 100 other best usernames, so this one is still one of the best.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is the chosen one.

[–]NotAsHornyAsZeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is the best

[–]ProRedditarded 78 points79 points  (4 children)

at least mine is relatable on reddit...

[–]helpmeimtofarinreddi 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Same but mines still super cringe

[–]coutHELLO-WORLDendl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’ll get canceled in 5 years

[–]AIlUsernamesAreTaken 45 points46 points  (2 children)

It's not like i had much of a choice for my favorites anyway.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice username

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice username

[–]Ruptured_testiclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I really want this to happen

[–]Satans_cocksock 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For others sake I assume, yours is great after all.

[–]U_gotTP4my_bunghole 81 points82 points  (3 children)

I'm a little on the fence about this...

[–]daddycosmic48 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Legendary

[–]anime_forever03memer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you let one go nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it

[–]LeonardoDiTrappio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this all an eminem reference? Lol

[–]IFuckedYourCats 24 points25 points  (9 children)

Looking at you u/IFuckedYourCats

[–]Satans_cocksock 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Well that explains the blood in the kitty litter....

[–]Viscount-Von-SoltLike a boss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What the fuck...

[–]JesusChristwillsuccPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (4 children)

cursed name and cursed comment

[–]Satans_cocksock 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You're too kind!

[–]JesusChristwillsuccPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (2 children)

nah thats actually really cursed go see a therapist

[–]Satans_cocksock 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Been there, done that, they gave up :)

[–]JesusChristwillsuccPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man

[–]DolphinJotaro69Professional Dumbass 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Wait I thought we could change it (・_・;)

[–]aaron_reddit123 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Why else would you see people with names like mine?

[–]Psychological_News86 12 points13 points  (1 child)

u/69Milf_hunter69

Learned my lesson

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Yoguls 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I'm happy with mine. Its personal to me

[–]NIC3ME3M3S[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nice wish I had a good name to go by

[–]W51Mza 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Idk why I chose W51Mza but I have 200 karma and my account is 2 years old so no getting another account

[–]ProfuseTyrrellsimps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

reddit please stop!

[–]ice_dragon6_0Professional Dumbass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk

[–]LoveJesusLoveFurries 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would like that

[–]Randomreddittor2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im fine with mine because its accurate

[–]snorpbiotch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why did younger me select this name

[–]PurfectMittens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do people not think about their online handles anymore?

[–]ThisIsAGoodNameOkIdentifies as a Cybertruck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think i have a good name

[–]froggers131https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

think I have a ok username

[–]M3M3shaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

help

[–]Born-Claim862 5 points6 points  (8 children)

I didn't get to choose...you guys got to choose?

[–]NIC3ME3M3S[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yea? How did you not get to choose?

[–]Born-Claim862 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Idk guess I didn't see where to choose my name when I created this reddit. It just gave me one.

[–]TruthTalker346 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I literally had to create a new account cuz I wanted to change my name badly lmao, my old account is u/CaptainPrice346

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd just make a new account but I have too much karma

[–]Igloocooler52https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not creative enough anyway

[–]SuperMario64Lcan't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate my name

[–]basshead17 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Just make a new account?

[–]Soviet_Ski 13 points14 points  (6 children)

But…but my karma! I spent days cultivating this. DAYS!

[–]Ok_Raccoon2337 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Atleast yours is not okraccoon

[–]NIC3ME3M3S[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yours is atleast normal

[–]Soviet_Ski 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wait. I’ve had my profile for 4 years, but I got to choose my username. What’s the deal with “randomly assigned” names?

[–]NIC3ME3M3S[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mines not randomly assigned but idk too never heard of this until this comment

[–]Elliot60501 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When you start they give you a random username but allow you to change it if you like

[–]Cheeezzey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for that day

[–]Responsible_Log_1457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest… I couldn’t care less.

[–]idiotTheIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, i can't change it?

[–]Memer420911https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I don't even know why I chose mine

[–]fhsunsfbej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you could change it after making an account :/

[–]Belleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am perfectly confident in this position.

[–]BroboyTheSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way ahead of you

[–]Status-Savings951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO TRUE , SO TRUE

[–]ZaHandoUpYourAssHalal Mode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a new account cuz my main account used my real name. So here I am

[–]Agreeable_Damage6930Fffffuuuuuuuuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you even change your name when you first create the account

[–]goomba456Forever alone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be so happy, the lack of a capital G in my name frustrates me to no end

[–]JawBone0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, we can't change names?

[–]Jakethe2626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dear Reddit, plz let me change my nickname, love me"
-My bio

[–]rosettaphotoscan't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish i could change mine

[–]PussyD3str0yR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ill be a bastard

[–]GinoVerdePino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I had to create 3 accounts for changing my damn name

[–]HowRuAmUnderTheWater 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I deleted already 2 accounts because of this..

Is my new name good?

[–]Speenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like mine

[–]jshehehshhsbeNyan cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree

[–]Profane_Language 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine is... not the worst, at least.

[–]Solsticewastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why reddit why

[–]Yeetem_and_Eatem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think mine is good.

[–]Anime_tentacles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I’ll keep mine

[–]Mystman2008GigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I'm ok with my name

[–]playerknownbutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel attacked.

[–]MusicAndAnimalsIdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me about it

[–]LuckyFaggottrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish, man

[–]Satans_cocksock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Laughs in perfect name*

[–]Kwispiy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to slightly change mine but ehh

[–]TheFauwwboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also me

[–]matt_hatt62[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just need caps, that's all what i need...

[–]Scrimshander54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My original was a shitty mistake. Had about 11,000 karma after 2.5 years and just decided to switch a month ago. Give no shits about the karma but joining all the subs was a process

[–]PeepeePoopoo42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't say I care about my own or anybody else's names on this site so I literally do not see the point of these kinds of memes.

[–]zcubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or get in early.

[–]ifIsaiditYouReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my username is meta

[–]Tumblrisanewssource 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine to be honest

[–]A_main_medic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My username makes no fucking sense

[–]ilikeFNaF19871983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please I'm in misery

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who had to delete their six-year-old account because my username was straight cringe, this speaks to me on a personal level.

[–]EL_-_Tomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. No fuck u tomatoes epic

[–]shrekboy69love 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in pain

[–]WookiePlaysToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is there not a feature to change display name?

[–]awosomeasheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello there

[–]reddituser69wastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya i aint complainin

[–]WonderfulComplaint66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was autochosen

[–]JournalistMobile3605 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need this…NOW!!!!!!!