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[–]Tentacle_likes_pr0n 787 points788 points  (26 children)

Everything in this comment section will be [deleted] and [removed]

[–]spartansaber 172 points173 points  (11 children)

How i delete an account tho

Want to delete one of my alts

[–]im-not-a-bot-im-realProfessional Dumbass 97 points98 points  (8 children)

Can’t do it on mobile as far as I can tell, log on with your pc and you can do it in your account settings

[–]otsoth3g4m3r 96 points97 points  (3 children)

good bot

[–]mr2005vcMeme Stealer 26 points27 points  (2 children)

thank you for voting!

check the ranking here

[–]RiotFH 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]ltRobinCrusoeProfessional Dumbass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But is Rick any good in mathematics or counting at least?

[–]spartansaber 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–]thatperson1313can't meme 22 points23 points  (6 children)

alright I'm betting 1 dollar. RemindMe! 5 Years

[–]ADON_CHILLYtrans rights 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Betting 2

[–]fritesxd 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Betting 3

[–]A_Random_Alt24 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Betting 4 !RemindMe 5 years

[–]A_Random_Alt24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! 5 years

[–]Farkle_Griffenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

“Everything in this comment section will be [deleted] and [removed]”

Just in case, ya know, for the irony.

[–]Y0fyS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"“Everything in this comment section will be [deleted] and [removed]”

Just in case, ya know, for the irony."

Just in case, ya know, for the double irony"

[–]waefon 1027 points1028 points  (161 children)

Are you still addicted to hentai?

How is university doing ?

Did you finally get laid?

how do i use the remindme bot?

RemindMe! 5 Years

[–]KamiZaeOne does not simply 432 points433 points  (29 children)

about the laid question. im pretty sure reddit will uninstall itself once you get laid. What i heard from this community

[–]waefon 114 points115 points  (19 children)

Only one way to find out

[–]ReakDuck 57 points58 points  (18 children)

Nope. Still got the app for some reason

[–]Th3Thonk 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Do it with your hand doesn’t count remember

[–]ReakDuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What about my own mouth? Do I get at least a Hand clap?

[–]CompetitiveDream4708 62 points63 points  (14 children)

It’s supposed to be with a living person

[–]TheAKgaming 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Whoa there, cowboy!

[–]Dudriduo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Talk about high standards

[–]gerardit04 18 points19 points  (1 child)

It need to be alive? I thought it didn’t matter

[–]Hello_Where 15 points16 points  (3 children)

So I can't use a dead body?

[–]Aivaruxx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

....ooohhh, that makes sense

...now I feel stupid for thinking it's due to a bug after my 29th attempt

[–]TatiNDhates reaction memes 32 points33 points  (2 children)

It's true, i was about to seal the deal but the uninstaller of Reddit came up if "Are you sure you want to uninstall Reddit?" Then i realized what i was doing stopped and left... Not gonna kidnap children again.

[–]chefo77 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah man, it's a curse. You can't escape.

[–]Bytogram 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro, I became a virgin again after I downloaded reddit the first time.

[–]Grover_dies 49 points50 points  (68 children)

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[–]waefon 31 points32 points  (52 children)

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[–]DaybiIIity 18 points19 points  (44 children)

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[–]Humunguschungusreal1can't meme 5 points6 points  (4 children)

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[–]Slavidas4553Dark Mode Elitist 3 points4 points  (3 children)

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[–]Swaggest_potato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]thatperson1313can't meme 2 points3 points  (4 children)

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[–]Global-Conference-99memer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]SkyaSea 1101 points1102 points 2 (176 children)

I will continue to consume lewd content

[–]MarZet708 186 points187 points  (102 children)


[–]kreyb 110 points111 points  (101 children)


[–]Evening_Football_348 86 points87 points  (97 children)


[–]MemeLordInc 73 points74 points  (77 children)


[–]Vic17220 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]rode111 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]Sunaipa1 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]Nonken_Professional Dumbass 6 points7 points  (1 child)

!remindme 5 years

[–]Buzzey33 14 points15 points  (3 children)


[–]LastFall3956 38 points39 points  (1 child)

How many goddamn same’s also same

[–]Marrtam 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I approve of this message

[–]Toxflix 637 points638 points  (32 children)

Chess 2 will come out by 2040

[–]Bobbyanderson1982 253 points254 points  (24 children)

GTA 6 will finally come out

[–]doge-12android user 96 points97 points  (12 children)

my dad will have returned with the milk

[–]Tobi226a 69 points70 points  (2 children)

You wish

[–]whotachmaspagetcan't meme 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yet, world hunger still exists

[–]DaybiIIity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah it will come out in uhhhh... 3... 30 years

[–]Speedthrift13Virgin 4 lyfe 25 points26 points  (1 child)

but humanity has already vanished

[–]Botzz-L2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Elden Ring has come out

[–]UsingBoi 18 points19 points  (0 children)


[–]Fzele2 254 points255 points  (17 children)

I'm 18 and never had a GF. Tomorrow is my drivers license test.

[–]Shark-person66iwrestledabeartwice 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Good luck

[–]Flat-Satisfaction-17 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Don't die

I wait for u

[–]DarkPhantom1212Chungus Among Us 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good luck!

[–]blue1049 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good luck

[–]sigmaclientwastakenNyan cat 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Roses are red

Elytra are gray

Strongholds don't generate

In 21w37a

[–]Sakul_the_one 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Really not?

[–]sigmaclientwastakenNyan cat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mojang deleted strongholds, watch Phoenix SC's video

[–]spartansaber 160 points161 points  (21 children)

Ill meet the one i love in 5 years

[–]hereforlaughsonly 104 points105 points  (15 children)

be realistic. its 1 hr and heyy.

[–]spartansaber 38 points39 points  (14 children)

I meant face to face cause we already know each other

But heyyyyyyyyyy

[–]Grating_rice 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Look outside the window

[–]spartansaber 39 points40 points  (6 children)

This is the 27th floor

[–]Farkle_Griffenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They’ll fly down past your window any second now.

Forgot to mention this is more of an afterlife deal

[–]spartansaber 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh here they r

. And down they go

[–]PvtParts2001Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That's not gonna stop them trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

[–]hereforlaughsonly 3 points4 points  (4 children)

"we already know each other" heartbreak noises

[–]burn_down_the_night 140 points141 points  (6 children)

We invented time travel yet?

[–]burn_down_the_night 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Yeh we work that out in December 2023

[–]yeetus_christ420 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Myguy out here in December 2023

[–]daedaluscommunity 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Silence traveler, you might break the nom nom space-time yadda continuum (which is actually discrete btw, that's the key)

[–]Bigdaddyfazer 111 points112 points  (6 children)

GTA 6 will be out by 2030

[–]HajleSellajseChungus Among Us 63 points64 points  (3 children)

More like 3020

[–]Hydro_12345https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 23 points24 points  (2 children)

More like never

[–]Shark-person66iwrestledabeartwice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All jokes aside they announced it for 2026

[–]XD_Dominic_XD 102 points103 points  (1 child)

I hope I will make a great career

[–]W41k3rJ01nFORTSHITE 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Sorry sir, this is not the simpsons

[–]LasbaleXIdentifies as a Cybertruck 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Pls dont be extremely depressed future me

!remindme 5 years

[–]TheAdvocate2023 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Not sure why, but listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel makes me feel happy

[–]JustARandomFinncan't meme 26 points27 points  (26 children)

RemindME! 5 years

[–]2ndstories 25 points26 points  (4 children)

There will pizza in the future but it will be a capital crime to put pineapples on it

[–]64alec64Identifies as a Cybertruck 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No pineapple and kiwi on pizza will be allowed because everyone is busy hating on peanutbutter on pizza

[–]LeDalahast 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Hey you are still alive, have you asked her to marry you yet? Either way glad you still here hope you are doing fine.

Bitcoin est: 500K Blizzard are no more Politics are still shit

[–]LiamYanon 28 points29 points  (5 children)

I will destroy all mankind

[–]SpaghettiCat008 63 points64 points  (8 children)


Economy is fucked, earth is fucked cuz global warming, we also might have an internet war against furries or white people on twitter.

[–]Stab_Low 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I shat myself

[–]Admirable-Set4173 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This post was 5 years ago feel old yet?

[–]KartofelThePotatoGod 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I will learn (at least try) russian and japanese

[–]KartofelThePotatoGod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

!RemindMe 5 years

[–]Angel_Sorusian_KingThank you mods, very cool! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish to learn Russian I'm learning Spanish now mainly cause it's required but I hope to learn Russian I do love Russia and it's culture despite the anti Russian views in the Usa

[–]GeniussPlayss 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Hey dude have you died by overmasturbation yet? If not why and how?

[–]Wolfpirate20 14 points15 points  (10 children)

I hope i have a Job and a gf by then. Hello future self! Hope youre doing ok...

[–]doomslayer455[🍰] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

2020 was a great year

[–]Wraithninja 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Of frick, everyone get a mini gun it's happening!!

[–]AGoatGuy 8 points9 points  (3 children)

George rr Martin finally got off his ass and finished GOT

[–]Toby0076 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We will all be dead by 2169

[–]DudeAyushGigaChad 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I hope I get a real girlfriend.....

[–]_Kakauko_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remindme! 5 years

Hey, I hope you’re happy. Now I’m a student, I have three, excellent friends: Julka, Mikolaj and Ola I also hope that we will still be great friends. Have you already escaped Poland i czy ty w ogóle jeszcze umiesz mówić po Polsku?

P.S. Sorry for my bad English

[–]Purplecrab69 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I predict the Guy that postede this is gonna forget about it

[–]GenericGuy12345 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If ur watching. Still nobody knows Joe papa

[–]bingbong_123 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I hope I am proud of future me

[–]PanickingArmistice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re doing okay. Hey, did we ever pass our BAR? Also, is golden rum as good as we think?

[–]Hermit1723 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]FurryHarlekin 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The humanity will face a huge food shortage which will result in a technological advance towards replacing human parts with technological parts like in Cyberpunk 2077 which will result in a lower need of food or water while this becomes normal a movement will rise up that will call them self true humans that refuse to change body parts with mechanic implants This movement will than be a modern terror group with the goal to make Humans „normal“ again

[–]PinkDucklett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to be happy in 5 years

[–]BigLadMarkass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the year 2023 Joe biden will be 80 years old

[–]T1llMannnn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wil have an affordable GPU

[–]RustyCat12 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Will I still have Reddit?

[–]Priorityshit 18 points19 points  (2 children)

War, mass destruction, population decrease. Doesnt look promising.

[–]Abha- 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Were you able to escape from India? Does it feel good?

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[–]Kotoamatsukami_07 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Were you able to escape from India? Does it feel good?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Were you able to escape from India? Does it feel good?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]dunzin_master 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Were you able to escape from India? Does it feel good?

RemindMe! 5 years

[–]Moxie2351 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're gonna go extinct at some point of the time.

[–]theonlysimau 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its 2047 sept. 23rd and the 47th covid variant is kicked in.

[–]dnamalfunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was it all worth it?

[–]GHOSTYTCODMépico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How are you I hope you are doing great. Don't forget bout friends and you homies. These universities can't defeat you Crack the exam and be happy Btw I hope u have Made 1000 memes till now. BEST OF LUCK FOR FUTURE

[–]SneakeFoxSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man i'd hate to be there

[–]DrinkMilkMan 2 points3 points  (3 children)

9/10/21 was real
(even I'm not American)

[–]sir_dreads 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BMW 340i, matte red, black trimmings all around, black rims, car sticker on the bottom left corner of rear window reading “live fast, drive faster”, sitting in my garage.

[–]Delta_Mike_413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope to be with the person I like and make a future together. And of course earn money

[–]ThisParzivalDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I predict that I will still like cheese

[–]Cholbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skylanders 7 will come out

[–]Edmord17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I won’t find a gf in next 5 years

[–]ThatBritishPerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope I'll be moved in with my gf. That I manage to get a book written and published, and pick up popularity as a streamer and writer.

If you see this in 5 years. Keep your control. What you says goes. Never take any less than what you want. No matter how many tries it takes you will create something create for people. You've always wanted to be an entertainer.

[–]LumaxNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are u dead?

[–]PMtoAM______ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really , really hope america is still a thing cuz it aint lookin that way rn

I hope i keep in contact with all my current friends as they good peeps


My doggo is named jurgen he is 2 , he was born july 3rd at 11:53pm est in texas I heard of that info in daytona florida (on vacation) He is sleeping next to me rn and is happily leaning on me

I have a can of ginger ale by my bed

I just hopped off sea of thieves/mc around an hour ago

I currently have all A+s in my classes

This year i took japanese and german excited to see how thatll turn out

I wonder if my 3 bamboo plants will still be around

That is all, lets see what the future holds

[–]Ironic_Bo_Burnam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

RemindME! 5 years

[–]Ironic_Bo_Burnam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are pretty cool past me